ArchivesTag : Congress

Really, Was George W Bush So Bad?

This tells the story, of why Bush was so bad at the end of his term……. The day the democrats took over was not January 22nd 2009, it was actually January 3rd 2007 the day the Democrats took over the House of Representatives and the Senate, at the very start of the 110th Congress.

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And the Bride Wore….Pink? Barney Frank Announces Nuptuals and Wedding Plans!

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Although Massachusetts congressman Barney Frank had earlier announced his ‘engagement’ and pending marriage to long time partner Jim READY,42, plans for the bachelorette party, wedding, honeymoon and wishes to raise a family had been left rather vague.

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When “Right Now” Means “Maybe Later, Bro!” in Obama Speak!

The White House – (SatireWorld.com) Following his utterance over 2312 times just last week alone that ‘you MUST pass this bill, RIGHT NOW’, Obama said that, “ah…err…what I meant to say is RIGHT NOW , I’m taking another vacation!”

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School Project Nets Big Bucks For 7th Graders

Bergenville, New Jersey – (SatireWorld.com) In Bergenville New Jersey, kids filed back into class. It was Monday morning at Bergenville Middle School and 7th graders were eager to share their weekend experiences. They were very excited, since their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Veteran teacher Miss Rosa […]

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Obama To Give Away Grand Canyon As Payment For Chinese Debt

Washington, DC (SatireWorld.com) In a shocking turn-around for American taxpayers seeking national debt relief, and a hopeful boost for the Democratic Presidential election campaign, Barack Obama instructed Treasury officials to initiate a sweeping step by step plan to eliminate the nation’s looming debt payments held by foreign governments, namely China.

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China Threatens To File Suit Against Individual US Taxpayers In The Event Of A Default

Beijing, China (SatireWorld.com) The Minister of Chinese Finance has issued a dire warning if the US defaults on the one trillion dollar debt owed the Chinese government. According Minister Won Hung Lo, the Chinese government will press civil litigation against each US citizen to regain it’s outstanding debt.

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Democrats ‘Free Abortion on Demand in ObamaCare’ Shortens The Wait Time To 12 Months

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) With the arrival of National Socialized Medicine, the Democratic supporters squeaked in a provistion that allows free abortions upon demand for any women who desires one during last years Obamacare debate.

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Women Who Received Pictures From Congressman Weiner Say His Nose Was Biggest Feature

Brooklyn, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Women who received twitters, e-mails, and other forms of transmitted photographs from Congressman Anthony Weiner have stated unanimously that they all thought his nose was his most prominent feature. In fact, a House subcommittee is now looking into the possibility that sending pictures of his nose was really the pornography in […]

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US Changes Metal In Coins To Steel-Next, President To Be Replaced With Cheaper Teleprompter

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Congress has authorized the United States Mint to begin replacing the costly metals used in coins with steel. The spiraling cost of copper, zinc, and nickel have escalated to the point where it cost more in processed metal than what the coin was actually worth.

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How Congress Works… Or Your Tax Dollars At Work

(SatireWorld.com) How Congress Works Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said, “Someone may steal from it at night.” So they created a night watchman position and hired a person full-time for the job.

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House Really Really Falls On California Witch

US House-(satireworld.com) Right out of a movie would be the best way to describe the recent events that happened to Speaker of the House and part-time witch, Nancy Pelosi. On Tuesday, November 2nd the ‘House’ hit her squarely on the head. Found staggering and cross-eyed, the once-upon-a-time Congressional leader complained that the House she loved […]

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Pelosi’s ‘blinking eyes’ deciphered as secret code sent to UFO mother ships

NSA Headquarters, Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Agents at the NSA have finally broken an ultra secret code that has thwarted the intelligence agency for almost 25 years. The suspect breach of national security was discovered during a Congressional speech that was televised in 1985. The 45 minute speech was given by then Congresswomen Nancy Pelosi […]

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Cash for ‘Morons Program’ Empties Congress

Washington, DC-(SatireWorld.com) The recent Cash For Morons Program, where federal dollars pay Americans to trade in their stupid legislators for ones that have American’s best interests on their agenda, has met with a resounding success. Formally called the Mid-Term Elections, the Cash for Morons program has saved taxpayers almost $600 billion dollars in cancelled earmarks […]

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