ArchivesTag : corruption
Diplomacy the Chicago Way: Trucks of Cash still flow to Karzai, LLC, But Doesn’t Buy Love!
Kabul, Afghanistan – (SatireWorld.com) Despite recent revelations (no surprise to SW readers) the Obama Chicago Political Machine now in control of DC, continues to pour millions in fresh minted C-notes into the hands of the corrupt leader of Afghanistan in order for him to maintain ‘the Chicago Way’ in his war torn, pre-historic country now [...]
Full StoryPARDON ME! Obama Staff Prepares Post Election Retirement Fundraiser List!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) There’s panic in the bunker as Michelle Obama is heading up a special ‘Financial Action Committee’ to ensure the first couple head off into retirement well oiled, well heeled,and well…quite rich!
Full StoryLet the Leaks Continue: Obama Stands Behind Choice of Iraq Ambassador Who Traded Sex for ‘Access.’
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Continuing with his pig headed stubbornness, current President Barack Hussein Obama, who can’t keep a secret if his re-election is involved, stood behind his nomination for Iraq Ambassador despite confirmed inappropriate behaviour while serving as chief of Iraq Security Arrangements in 2008.
Full StoryWoe Mart Retains “Barracuda Barrister”; Counter Sues US Over Alleged Bribery Charges in World Court!
Benton, AR – (SatireWorld.com) Woe Mart, the international retail giant with ‘a few business ties to China’, has come under fire after charges of graft, corruption, and bribery surfaced in Mexico over the granting of building permits, causing the company to retain UK Barrister Baroness Regina Montgomery, known in the trade as the “The Barracuda [...]
Full StoryKarzai Shuts Down all Family Business in Sympathy Protest Against Koran Burning
Kabul, Afghanistan – (SatireWorld.com) Hamid Karzai, CEO and family patriarch of Karzai LLC, president of the wasteland known as Afghanistan, the biggest welfare state in America, announced a shut down of the family’s varied business interests which in effect shut down the entire country.
Full StoryObama Touts First Economic Success: Opium Production Up 61%, Taliban Unemployment Down 15% in Afghanistan!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Ever eager to tout just one economic achievement and to show a profit on just one Government Investment, President Obama called a national press conference to announce to the American Taxpayer, “See, I told you….I am not a LOSER,’ as he crowed over his administration’s success in Afghanistan.
Full StoryMF Global’s Jon Corzine: “I know Nothing!”
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Hans Schultz is a fat, moustached comical character in the old TV show Hogan’s Heroes. Masterfully played by the actor John Banner, Schultz is a bumbling, obese sergeant in the Nazi German POW camp, Stalag 13, who, when confronted by evidence of the Allied prisoners’ covert activities, will simply look the [...]
Full StoryBank Of America Cuts Obama WH Credit Line After Michelle Hits $15B Credit Limit!
New York City – (SatireWorld.com) Embattled Bank of America (press 3 for English) announced today it was cutting off Michelle Obama’s credit line after an appraiser wiped out $50B in equity on the value of the White House!
Full StoryMulligan! Obama Bails Out UAW Golf Complex with EPA Loan to Save ‘Greens Jobs!”
Detroit, MI – (SatireWorld.com) The United Auto Workers (UAW) quietly withdrew their $33M, 1,000 acre resort in Michigan from the market after a private meeting with Obama’s ‘Green Team” at the EPA which promised a cash infusion to promote more ‘green jobs’ and pointing to the sprawling resort as being the ‘Administration’s poster child for [...]
Full Story“I Smell Crude!” Cameron & Sarkozy Race Each Other to Libya to Cut Oil Deal!
Tipoli, Libya – (SatireWorld.com) It was announced today that British Prime Minister David Cameron and French President Nicholas Sarkozy were about to take off on the next “Great Race” as both prepared to invade Libya to gather up the ‘spoils’ as both planned to land this Thursday amidst the NATO carnage to lap up all [...]
Full StoryBulger’s Gal Pal Says Whitey Was A Compassionate Lover, But Cheated at Scrabble in Plea for Bail!
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) During the 2nd day of her hearing to obtain bail, Catherine Grieg, the blonde dental hygienist who helped Killer Gang Leader Whitey Bulger escape capture for 16 years detailed her life on the run while also tearfully pleading that Whitey was ‘misunderstood!”
Full StoryWhitey Bulger Captured! Obama Takes Credit; FBI & ATF Crap Their Pants!
Fremont, CA – (SatireWorld.com) After 16 years on the lam, Whitey Bulger was nailed in California by an unarmed KMart security guard when the fugitive killer came in to buy some Martha Stewart dinner settings and a George Foreman grill! Unfortunately for the guard, Obama is now taking credit for the arrest.
Full StoryAfghan Pull Out! Karzai Inc. Declares It’s Relocating HQ to Chicago, Obama says “WE WON!”
Following ‘unexpected’ reports issued today that the Afghan Campaign has been a complete waste of lives and the squandering of Billions of dollars, CEO Hamid Karzai of Karzai Inc, LLC, announced he would be relocating the family corporate offices to the ‘friendlier’ confines of Chicago, Illinois, USA.
Full StoryBiden: Egypt Just Small Hump in the Road to Muslim World Order!
Hair-of-the-Dog Bar & Grille-(satireworld.com) VP Joe Biden, struggling to over come his pronouncement just a few days ago that “Mubarak is not a Dictator” tried to downplay the US’s sudden divorce from Egypt’s strongman, an ally for over 30 years.
Full StoryGlenn Beck, “Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity’s war against Chicago’s Democrat Machine.”
Chicago, IL – (satireworld.com) Futurist and political prophet Glenn Beck revealed that the Sarah Conner character in the Terminator series was taken from real life and is very prophetic as to what real events will be like in the next 20 years, especially in Chicago…The unexpected Rise of the Democrat Machines. According to FOXs Glenn [...]
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