ArchivesTag : Dallas Cowboys
Throckmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column” (Thursday Edition)
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, How ’bout them Cowboys! Jerry Jones Dallas, Texas
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”(Sunday Edition)
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I gots me a complaint agin’ that song. It says that they are “Great Green Gobs of Greasy, Grimey, Gopher Guts.” Well, we make gopher sausage at home, and they ain’t got green guts. They’re white and red and bloody, but no green. Cooter Beaureguard Greasy Valley, Arkansas
Full StoryColts, Cowboys, Jets Involved in Ballbuster Trade: Obama Set to Intervene for the good of the game!”
Dallas, Texas – (SatireWorld.com) Taking some of the luster off the upcoming NFL playoffs, (PLAYOFFS??), three of the leagues most dysfunctional teams announced their intentions for a blockbuster trade, labeled ‘a ball buster’ by President Obama, who has threatened to intervene and mandate a government takeover of the league!
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”(Thursday Edition)
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, What’s it gonna take for the Dallas Cowboys to get great again and win the Super Bowl? I’m sick of sucking behavior. Betty Lou Socialdisease Goshdarnit, Texas
Full StoryRomo Breaks 2 Ribs after “drop the soap” Celebration in Shower with Tight End!
Dallas, Texas – (SatireWorld.com) The Dallas Cowgirls escaped from a certain defeat yesterday after Q-Back Toni (sic) Romo, his body shot up with Testosterone by his gynecologist, managed to lead the team into position for a game winning field goal in overtime.
Full StoryNFL To Investigate Romo’s Testosterone Shots on Game Day!
San Francisco, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Dallas Cowboy’s Q-Back (no pun intended) is said to be a target of an investigation of the NFL’s Drug Police after it was revealed that the effeminate, fumble fingered signal caller had resorted to several shots of testosterone prior to Sunday’s game against the SFO 69ers!
Full StoryQB Romo Blames Meltdown on Crack Addiction!
Dallas, Texas – (SatireWorld.com) When Dallas quarterback Tony Romo finally emerged from hiding after the sure win against the Jets turned into an incredible loss thanks to his monumental three (3) brain farts, he blamed it on his addiction to wearing crotchless panties under his cup jock!
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom’s ‘The Country Boy Advice Column’(Tuesday Edition)
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, How do you spell the word “wussy?” It rhymes with pussy and is a word that you use for a guy that is a real wimp. Are there two of the letter “s” or just one? Does it start with a “w?” Does it end with an “ie” or with a [...]
Full StoryNew York Jets Award Tony Romo Game Ball For His Performance
Dallas, Texas – (SatireWorld.com) The New York Jets awarded a ceremonial game ball to Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo for his assistance in helping them win their Sunday night NFL game. Though it is not uncommon to give a game ball to a quarterback, it is unheard of to give it to the quarterback of [...]
Full StoryDallas Cowboys Select Pippa Middleton In NFL Draft To Be On Cheerleading Squad
Dallas, TX – (SatireWorld.com) With the ninth pick in the eight round of the NFL draft, the *Dallas Cowboys* selected Pippa Middleton. She was not chosen to be a tight end or a punter or a cornerback. In fact, she had not even played NCAA football or even opted in to the draft. The *Cowboys* [...]
Full StoryPippa Middleton Admits She Fancies American NFL Quarterback Tony Romo
London, England – (SatireWorld.com) Pippa Middleton, the 27 year old younger sister of Princess Kate Middleton Windsor, has admitted to having an attraction to an American Football Player. Pippa rose to fame at her sister’s wedding to Princess William due to her role as Maid of Honour and because of her good looks and beautiful [...]
Full StoryDallas Cowboy’s Owner Jerry Jones Upset There Won’t Be All-Star Cheerleader Squad At NFL Pro Bowl
Dallas, Texas (Satireworld.com) – Jerry Jones spent billions of dollars to build a new stadium for the Dallas Cowboys that is the crown jewel of the sporting world. It seats the largest number of people, has the biggest jumbo-tron screens, and dwarfs every other facility in the country. His arena plays host this year to [...]
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