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With Obama Recently Taking Credit For Eating A Dog…DNC Leader Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Is Now Avoiding The Oval Office At Lunchtime
Democratic Committe National Headquarters – (SatireWorld.com) Since recent revelations in the press have disclosed President Barack Obama’s penchant for tasty dog meat, there has been a noticeable absence of staff at scheduled luncheon meetings in the Oval Office.
Full StorySamantha Brick Strikes Chord with Debbie Wasserman Schultz: “I Feel Her Pain” Says DWS!
Broward County, FL – (SatireWorld.com) Samantha Brick, a struggling columnist for a UK paper, struck more than a few raw nerves this week as she described herself as so beautiful, every woman in the world hates her, something Debbie Wasserman Schultz (DWS) said is a feeling she can identify with.
Full StoryIslamic Cleric Calls Upon The Faithful To Fast… Then Beat Their Wives
Barecelona, Spain – (SatireWorld.com) A Spanish Imam near Barcelona is under investigation after allegedly calling on the faithful to fast and then “discipline” errant wives using physical and psychological violence, police said on Tuesday.
Full StoryClinton Forced to Confess: Chelsea is my Love Child with Debbie Wasserman-Schultz!
New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Former President Bill Clinton was forced to finally acknowledge what has long been suspected; Chelsea is NOT his daughter with long suffering wife Hillary!
Full StoryNecrophilia Outlawed: DWS’s Husband Files for Divorce Claiming “Debbie’s Dead In Bed!”
Broward County, FL – (SatireWorld.com) In a startling legal finding, the State of Illinois has finally outlawed Necrophilia, a new law certain to affect US web dating habits, and already affecting the marital rights of several high profile Democratic husbands.
Full StoryEveryday Is A ‘Bad Hair Day’ If You’re Debbie Wasserman-Schultz
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) According to liberal pundits, figures in the right-wing media have a puzzling habit of attacking Democratic National Committee chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz’s hair. They have coupled this with other sexist attacks…For instance, Rush Limbaugh’s description of her as “one of those women you’re happy somebody else married.”
Full StoryDNC’s Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Mistaken For Urinal In Fundraising Mix-Up
Detroit, MI – (SatireWorld.com) The head of the Democratic National Committee might want to think twice about manning phone banks in big city get-out-the-vote volunteer centers…Especially if they’re located on Skid Rows like Detroit’s Obama re-election headquarters
Full StoryHold the Phone! Rebekuh Brooks to be New CEO at New York Times?
New York City – (SatireWorld.com) PHOTO INSERT–> Age defying Rebecca Brooks had a few nips and tucks, plus a new hairdo and unknowingly transformed herself into a Carrot Top look-a-like!–> Holy Gotham City Batman! Print journalism was in shock today after it was announced that long time NY Times CEO Janet Robinson was stepping down [...]
Full StoryDebbie ‘Ding Dong’ Wasserman-Schultz Accuses GOP Of Cheating
Miami, FL – (SatireWorld.com) DNC Chairwoman Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz says the Republican party is trying to disenfranchise and “suppress” the votes of minorities and other groups in the Democratic voting bloc by enacting laws requiring a valid I.D. at polls.
Full StoryChelsea Clinton Denies She Capitalized on her Looks to get NBC Job!
Rabbit Hash, KY (Satire World.com) NBC News (sic) announced that Chelsea Clinton, the only acknowledged child of former President Bill Clinton, and current Secretary of Sate Hillary Clinton, had been hired as a special correspondent for the network.
Full StoryRumours Swirl over Sexual Harassment Coverup in White House!
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) The Obama White House staff is scurrying to debunk rumours of harassment charges against the President that occurred within the past two years causing at least 3 attractive interns to be relocated to isolated outposts in the third world!
Full StoryDebbie Wasserman-Schultz Accused Of Child Abuse in South Carolina
Charleston, SC – (SatireWorld.com) U.S. Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz, the chairwoman of the Democratic National Committee, interrupted an interview with a reporter Saturday in Charleston to speak with two elementary-school age children that she quickly labeled “little Democrats.”
Full StoryElection 2012: Google Search Yields Candidiate Who Will Kick Republican Butt
“All surveys show that Morrison will get the Democratic nod…”, incontinent Debbie-Wasserman-Schultz, Chair of the Democratic National Committee Seattle (AP)- (SatireWorld.com) What do you call a guy who sleeps in a cardboard box, panhandles at the stadium, collects cans and other debris, pisses and shits on lawns, eats road kill, exposes himself to families at [...]
Full StoryDebbie Wasserman Schultz Says Obama and Biden Today’s Lone Ranger and Tonto!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Debbie Wasserman Schultz (DWA), the Democratic National Committee Charwoman (DNCC) proclaimed Obama and Biden the “New Western Heroes of Law and Order following in the hoof prints of the Lone Ranger and Tonto, our country’s first true Union law enforcement agents”
Full StoryThe Incredible Shrinking Penis: Global Warming Blamed Again by Mad Scientists!
Seattle, WA – (SatireWorld.com)) Well, just when you thought you had heard it all and regretted sleeping through Biology class, new claims have emerged from Global Warming Alarmists who upon finding they couldn’t see their PUD when bending over to put their Birkenstocks on, now blame their loss of man hood on nature and rising [...]
Full StoryShock In Massachusetts as Nude Liz Warren Pix Show Up on Internet!
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Hysteria amongst Democrats reached a fever pitch today as provocative nude pictures of Senate candidate Elizabeth Warren hit a social networking site late last night!
Full StoryDemocrats Evacuate from DC as Reports God Is Going to Dump Rogue Satellite on their Ass!
FEMA Headquarters-Washington (SatireWorld.com) In a somewhat disorderly evacuation from the Capital after Homeland Security maven Janet Napilatano declared Defcon 5 over falling Space ‘Junk’, the whereabouts of the President, his family, Joe Biden, and Harry Reid is currently listed by the White House as ‘unknown.’
Full StoryWhitey Bulger Reward Scam Now Tied to Iceland, UBS & Rogue Trader!
(SatireWorld.com) INTERPOL is now looking into the nefarious connection between the recent capture of Whitey Bulger, the bogus reward payout, the Icelandic Mafia, and the Rogue Trader at UBS responsible for a $2.5B bad investment bet!
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