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Maxine Waters: “White Republican House Members Asked Me To Put On A Bikini”

Capitol Hill – (satireworld.com) Flustered and grim, Representative Maxine Waters took time out from her Impeach Donald Trump hearing to make new sexual charges against almost 280 Republican House of Representatives members who she says asked her to put on a bikini in violation of House Rules governing sexual harassment.

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Feds Admit Congressional Intelligence Breech Due To Alien UFO Link

NSA Headquarters, Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Agents at the NSA have finally broken an ultra secret code that thwarted the intelligence agency for almost 25 years. The suspected breach of national security was discovered during a review of a Congressional speech that was televised in 1985. The 45 minute speech was given by Congresswomen Nancy […]

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Ex-DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Called Out As ‘ Soured Smelly Douchebag’ By Fellow Democrat

Washington, DC- (SatireWorld.com) Congresswoman Debbie Wassertman-Schultz (D-FL)has again put her size eleven clodhopper in her mouth after she falsely accused one time Jewish buddy Allan Greyson (D-FL) of attempting to ruin Obamacare by trying to unbalance the budget screwed up by President Barack Obama and addressing the National Debt ceiling.

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Sanders and Schultz: “We’re moving the DNC to Toms River!”

Toms River, NJ – (satireworld.com) Debbie Wasserman Schulz and Bernie Sanders have decided to move the DNC to Toms River NJ to join the horde of Hasidic Jewish migrants fleeing from the terror of NYC and its anti semantic violence fostered by Jesse Jackson and his talk of Hymie town!

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Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Called A Nitwit In Public Debate

Washington, DC- (satireworld.com) Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz (D-FL)has again put her size eleven clodhopper in her mouth after she falsely accused Republican ex-congressman Allen West of attempting to ruin Medicare by trying to balance the budget screwed up by President Barack Obama and addressing the National Debt ceiling when he was serving in Congress. Wasserman-Schultz who […]

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Clinton’s Reclassify ‘Middle Class’ to Include Multimillionaires

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) As news that enormous speaking fees gave Bill and Hillary Clinton between $25-30 million in income for 2014, the revelation has dealt a blow to Mrs. Clinton’s talking point about her being a ‘champion for the middle class’.  Many feel the Clinton’s are out-of-touch with everyday Americans because of their […]

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Obama declares national day of mourning after Debbie Wasserman Schultz Euthanized! Special Edition Full Color Photos!

Fort Lauderdale, FL – (satireworld.com) Valerie Jarrett appeared on National News this morning to announce Schultz’s passing saying it was “humane, painless, ordained, and ‘long over due ” after Debbie appeared one time too many in the National News shows looking like an unmade bed spouting disjointed babble that even embarrassed FL congressman Alan Grayson […]

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Man with 9lb Penis talks softly but carries a big stick!

Bonn, Germany – (satireworld.com) SW has identified a German man who claims penis enhancement pills along with daily stretching exercise really does work!

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Oklahoma vs Illinois…A Comparision of Right versus the Corrupt

Illinois and Oklahoma : Look at these two states,it makes for an interesting contrast. The first part is about Illinois and the second part is about Oklahoma!

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents True Facts……..according to Nopes! #152

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents True Facts

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Leprosy cases in Florida on rise; Democrats quarantined after link to armadillos cited!

Daytona Beach, FL – (satireworld.com) Florida officials have cited 5 new cases of Leprosy in Volusia county due to ‘unnatural acts with Armadillos’ leading to the quarantine of DNC Charwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz and Congressman Alan Grayson!

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Obama Admits Global Warming Not Real

Washington DC: (satireworld.com) White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest has signaled that President Obama will make a major policy speech on his return from Saudi Arabia. The president will refute “Global Warming” as a hoax created by former Democratic Vice President Al Gore.

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It Was a Wave Election and Democrats Can’t Surf

FT. LAUDERDALE, FL  – (satireworld.com) The results from last week’s election are still sinking in and many a Democratic candidate is doing some heavy soul searching. Most of all, loudmouth of the DNC, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, is banging her head against a wall somewhere wondering how her party got it so wrong.

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Donna Brazille…The Professional Face of DNC Smugness Finally Eats Some GOP Crow

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) In the political world of TV Democrats one face stands out from the others as the face of annoying smugness…Donna Brazille’s!

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PHOTO OF THE DAY

Debbie Wasserman-Schultz was so upset she booked time at an Dallas abortion clinic along with Texas loser Wendy Davis so they could fight the blues together.

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Obama Begins Cleaning Out Oval Office After Republican Rout In The Senate

The White House – (satireworld.com) With poll numbers sliding faster than butter on a hot skillet, the current occupants of the White House are starting to realize that a moving date prior to 2016 might be a reality with a new Republican senate and possible impeachment impending.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #67

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Loses Bet – Shaves Mustache

Broward County Florida – (satireworld.com) When it comes to paying up after losing a bet, you can now count on Debbie Wasserman-Schultz as a promise keeper. When Florida State beat Notre Dame this past Saturday, Debbie grabbed a Bic razor and quickly shaved her girlie-moustache.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #52

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Called ‘ Smelly Douchebag’ By Fellow Democrat

Washington, DC- (SatireWorld.com) Congresswoman Debbie Wassertman-Schultz (D-FL)has again put her size eleven clodhopper in her mouth after she falsely accused one time buddy Allan Greyson (D-FL) of attempting to ruin Obamacare by trying to unbalance the budget screwed up by President Barack Obama and addressing the National Debt ceiling.

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Democrats Scramble For New Rocks As Dismal Mid-Term Elections Approach

Condor, CA – (SatireWorld.com) The buying rush has officially began in parts of the US as hundreds of thousands of former Hillary Clinton supporters rush out to buy new shelter for themselves and their families before the impending mid-term elections.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #40

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Obama Issues Presidential Order Declaring Nancy Pelosi a MILF

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Barack Obama issued his latest presidential order only to have it met by laughter and derision from Republicans, Conservatives, and every straight male in the thinking world. Presidential order 6969FU states that “Due to her diligent service in government, her selfless dedication to the people of her Congressional District, to California, […]

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Obama exhibiting classic signs of a ‘Stoner” Rolling Stone and High Times says!

The White House – (satireworld.com) New reports are surfacing indicating that Obama hasn’t shaken his propensity to choom his way through the Presidency as disturbing incidences emerge from concerned democratic sources in congress!

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Chelsea Clinton Denies She Capitalized on her Looks to get NBC Job!

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) NBC News (sic) announced that Chelsea Clinton, the only acknowledged child of former President Bill Clinton, and ex-Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, had been hired as a special correspondent for the network.

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NSA Admits: ‘We Intercepted Debbie Wasserman-Schultz’s Intimate Phone Sex Conversations ‘

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) After a string of recent scandal-ridden revelations, perhaps the biggest to hit the Obama Administration is the scope and size of the NSA’s intercepts of emails and phone conversations where virtually every phone call is recorded and passed on to the White House.

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Debbie Wasserman Schultz Still Missing Since Halloween Fright Night!

West Palm Beach, FL – (SatireWorld.com) The Palm Beach, FL Jewish community launched an all out search for D&C Charperson (sic) Debbie Wasserman Schultz after she went out ‘trick or treating’ Halloween night and never returned home!

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Researchers at Harvard Medical School Find Genetic Flaw In Those Who Share Liberal Ideology

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Researchers at the prestigious Harvard Medical School published a jaw-dropping study showing proof-positive results on what makes a person’s mind think in liberal political terms. After an exhausting 10 year study, over 5,000 local Bostonians and university students were given tests and DNA samples were taken in an effort to disprove […]

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Alan Grayson: ‘My Wife Of 24 Years Is a Bigamist! No Alimony For Her!’

Orlando, FL – (satireworld.com) When U.S. Rep. Alan Grayson married his wife, she was already wedded to another man, according to a new court filing by the congressman’s lawyers, seeking an annulment on the basis of bigamy.

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Global Warming Blamed For Women’s Worldwide Vagina Cool Down

Copenhagen – (satireworld.com) Esteemed scientist and 2008 Nobel Science Award recipient, Dr. Newton J. Blather, issued a startling warning to people everywhere about a disturbing event he has recorded over the past year…Women and their vaginas everywhere are cooling down due to global warming.

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