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Biden: “We Need To Tax American’s Happiness!”
Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) At the annual dinner and speech fest for House Democratic hopefulls who will be throwing their hats in the ring during the upcoming 2014 mid-term elections, Vice President Joe Biden offered them a few tips on how to solidify the Democrastic base…Raise a few new taxes!
Full StoryPresident To Put On Skeet Shooting Exhibition By Attempting To Shoot Apple Off Debbie Wasserman-Schultz’s Head!
Camp David, MD – (SatireWorld.com) Feeling the heat from pro-hunting and gun ownership groups the President has arranged for a publicized skeet shoot where he will attempt to shoot an apple off the head of Debbie Wasserman-Schultz using his own personal Benelli 12 gauge shotgun using number 6 shot. According to press secretary Jay Carney, [...]
Full StoryHillary Remains Hospitalized after Blood Clots from Bust Enhancement Go to Her Butt and Threaten Brain!
New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Hillary Rod-HAM Clinton remains hospitalized tonight after three weeks of disappearing off the radar, a not insignificant happening considering the size of her blip!
Full StoryResistant new strain of Gonorrhea Traced to Democratic Committee Chair- DWS!
Palm Beach, FL – (SatireWorld.com) In what could prove to be a major set back for Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz’s aspiration to succeed Nancy Pelosi as the Democrat MINORITY leader in Congress, the Surgeon General and the Council for Disease Control have reported a virulent strain of Gonorrhea has been traced to the Florida Princess [...]
Full StoryLet the Leaks Continue: Obama Stands Behind Choice of Iraq Ambassador Who Traded Sex for ‘Access.’
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Continuing with his pig headed stubbornness, current President Barack Hussein Obama, who can’t keep a secret if his re-election is involved, stood behind his nomination for Iraq Ambassador despite confirmed inappropriate behaviour while serving as chief of Iraq Security Arrangements in 2008.
Full StoryClinton: Obama Sleeping on the Job & Economy Traced to African Tryanosomiasis!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Obama surrogate and close political advisor Bill Clinton told supporters at a rally in Arkansas that the President shouldn’t be blamed for the last three and a half years of declining moral and economic values in the United States saying, “The man is sick….it’s not his fault…he’s asleep on his feet!”
Full StoryWith Poll Numbers Tanking,VP Biden Re-Creates Bin Laden Raid For White House Press Corp
Washington, DC- (SatireWorld.com) In an effort to keep the successful US Navy SEAL-Bin Laden raid fresh in the minds of voters, Vice President Joe Biden put on a ‘realistic’ display of how SEAL Team Six successfully negotiated Pakistani air space and breeched the secure walls of the Bin Laden compound rersulting in the death of [...]
Full StoryMichelle Plans Move to Broadway in Remake of ‘Audacity of Dope’ as “Jesus Christ, Super Fly!”
The first lady, Michelle Obama, she of world wide vacations and extravagant private date nights, told the panel on the “View” she has no desire or inclination to continue life in politics after her husband is voted out of office this coming November.
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, It used to be we used the term “Coyote Ugly” for really ugly women. When a coyote is caught in a trap, they will chew off a leg to get out. If a woman was coyote ugly and you woke up next to her in bed (after picking her up while [...]
Full StoryWith Obama Recently Taking Credit For Eating A Dog…DNC Leader Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Is Now Avoiding The Oval Office At Lunchtime
Democratic Committe National Headquarters – (SatireWorld.com) Since recent revelations in the press have disclosed President Barack Obama’s penchant for tasty dog meat, there has been a noticeable absence of staff at scheduled luncheon meetings in the Oval Office.
Full StorySamantha Brick Strikes Chord with Debbie Wasserman Schultz: “I Feel Her Pain” Says DWS!
Broward County, FL – (SatireWorld.com) Samantha Brick, a struggling columnist for a UK paper, struck more than a few raw nerves this week as she described herself as so beautiful, every woman in the world hates her, something Debbie Wasserman Schultz (DWS) said is a feeling she can identify with.
Full StoryIslamic Cleric Calls Upon The Faithful To Fast… Then Beat Their Wives
Barecelona, Spain – (SatireWorld.com) A Spanish Imam near Barcelona is under investigation after allegedly calling on the faithful to fast and then “discipline” errant wives using physical and psychological violence, police said on Tuesday.
Full StoryClinton Forced to Confess: Chelsea is my Love Child with Debbie Wasserman-Schultz!
New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Former President Bill Clinton was forced to finally acknowledge what has long been suspected; Chelsea is NOT his daughter with long suffering wife Hillary!
Full StoryNecrophilia Outlawed: DWS’s Husband Files for Divorce Claiming “Debbie’s Dead In Bed!”
Broward County, FL – (SatireWorld.com) In a startling legal finding, the State of Illinois has finally outlawed Necrophilia, a new law certain to affect US web dating habits, and already affecting the marital rights of several high profile Democratic husbands.
Full StoryEveryday Is A ‘Bad Hair Day’ If You’re Debbie Wasserman-Schultz
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) According to liberal pundits, figures in the right-wing media have a puzzling habit of attacking Democratic National Committee chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz’s hair. They have coupled this with other sexist attacks…For instance, Rush Limbaugh’s description of her as “one of those women you’re happy somebody else married.”
Full StoryDNC’s Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Mistaken For Urinal In Fundraising Mix-Up
Detroit, MI – (SatireWorld.com) The head of the Democratic National Committee might want to think twice about manning phone banks in big city get-out-the-vote volunteer centers…Especially if they’re located on Skid Rows like Detroit’s Obama re-election headquarters
Full StoryHold the Phone! Rebekuh Brooks to be New CEO at New York Times?
New York City – (SatireWorld.com) PHOTO INSERT–> Age defying Rebecca Brooks had a few nips and tucks, plus a new hairdo and unknowingly transformed herself into a Carrot Top look-a-like!–> Holy Gotham City Batman! Print journalism was in shock today after it was announced that long time NY Times CEO Janet Robinson was stepping down [...]
Full StoryDebbie ‘Ding Dong’ Wasserman-Schultz Accuses GOP Of Cheating
Miami, FL – (SatireWorld.com) DNC Chairwoman Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz says the Republican party is trying to disenfranchise and “suppress” the votes of minorities and other groups in the Democratic voting bloc by enacting laws requiring a valid I.D. at polls.
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