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Alan B. West says….’For What Does Our Republic Stand?’

via Alan B. West The question for us as Americans — residents of a Constitutional Republic — is for what does this Republic stand?

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MSNBC Announces Date for Sixth Annual “Take Your Barack Obama Blow Up Sex Doll to Work Day”

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) The MSNBC broadcast network has announced that Friday, May 2nd, will be their sixth annual “Take Your Barack Obama Blow Up Sex Doll to Work Day.” Network employee Chris “Tingles” Matthews said “While many companies hold a “Take Your Daughter to Work Day” or “Take Your Child to Work […]

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Agricultural Department Employee Becomes First Federal Employee Actually Fired Under Obama Administration

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) It finally happened. A federal employee was fired today becoming the first federal employee to be terminated since 2009. Even after the debacle of Obamacare and Sibelious. Even after IRS lies and deceit. Even after incompetence killed four US citizens in Benghazi. Even after billions of dollars were shoveled down empty […]

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Democratic Women Turn To Having Dogs Rather Than Children

New York City – (satireworld.com) America’s next generation of youngsters could be four-legged and might howl at the moon if millions of Gen-X female democrats have their way and avoid childbirth.

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Obama Outlines Plan To Tax Heterosexual Intercourse – But Will Allow Gay Waivers

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The Obama Administration came out today with tax increase guns blazing, as the President increased pressure on the Senate to raise more funding for Obamacare which is experiencing slow growth and a funding shortage.

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Meet Rep. Rosa DeLauro (D-CT)….The Democrats Answer To the Wicked Witch of the West

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Rep. Rosa DeLauro(D-CT), wore her ‘Black Sabbath Best’ to the Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi sponsored photo opportunity with the Democratic women of the House to highlight the historic diversity of the House Democratic Caucus in the 113th Congress and celebrate the increased number of women joining the Democratic Caucus on January […]

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Debbie Wasserman-Schultz…The Poster Girl for ‘Skanky Girls in Politics’

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Progressives Dick-tate Mandate for new “Super Condom”; Put $ Where Their Mouth Is!

Manchester (UK)- (SatireWorld.com) ” Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound and now Super Lubricated!” Graphene is now the Super Condom developed by progressives to ease the pain of ObamaCare, Global Warming, EPA mandates, Harry Reid’s Nuclear Option and Debbie Wasserman Schultz.

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Amber Kinky Alert! Debbie Wasserman Schultz Missing Since Halloween Fright Night!

West Palm Beach, FL – (SatireWorld.com) The Palm Beach, FL Jewish community launched an all out search for D&C Charperson (sic) Debbie Wasserman Schultz after she went out ‘trick or treating’ Halloween night and never returned home!

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US Post Office Pushes for New $.49 Obama Flavored Stamp that Supporters can Lick!

When first introduced, purchasers of the Obama Stamp said wouldn’t stick to envelopes. After a $7.5 milion dollar investigation it was found that most people were spitting on the face of the stamp and not licking the adhesive on the rear. Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) If there are any doubters out there that still don’t […]

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Harry Reid Discovered To Have Cranial-Rectal Inversion

Las Vegas, NV – (SatireWorld.com) Senator Harry Reid, in treatment at a Washington doctor’s office for a minor health issue, has been diagnosed with another ailment. While being seen due to a common cold, it was decided to give the 73 year old man a complete physical. Doctors announced today that the Nevada Senator has […]

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NSA: ‘Obama Intercepts Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Phone Sex Conversations’

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) After a string of scandal revelations, perhaps the biggest to hit the Obama Administration is the scope and size of the NSA’s intercepts of emails and phone conversations where virtually every phone call is recorded and passed on to the White House.

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Pants Suit Posse panic in DC over Michael Douglas confession : Throat Cancer Caused by Oral Sex

New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) During a tongue in cheek interview with Rachael Maddow on C****NBC, recovering cancer victim Michael Douglas blamed his life threatening throat cancer on overindulging in cunnilingus which lead to HPV, humanpapillomavirus, the loss of 45 pounds due to a liquid diet, and many side effects from the chemo treatment.

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Biden: “We Need To Tax American’s Happiness!”

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) At the annual dinner and speech fest for House Democratic hopefulls who will be throwing their hats in the ring during the upcoming 2014 mid-term elections, Vice President Joe Biden offered them a few tips on how to solidify the Democrastic base…Raise a few new taxes!

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President To Put On Skeet Shooting Exhibition By Attempting To Shoot Apple Off Debbie Wasserman-Schultz’s Head!

Camp David, MD – (SatireWorld.com) Feeling the heat from pro-hunting and gun ownership groups the President has arranged for a publicized skeet shoot where he will attempt to shoot an apple off the head of Debbie Wasserman-Schultz using his own personal Benelli 12 gauge shotgun using number 6 shot. According to press secretary Jay Carney, […]

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Hillary Remains Hospitalized after Blood Clots from Bust Enhancement Go to Her Butt and Threaten Brain!

New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Hillary Rod-HAM Clinton remains hospitalized tonight after three weeks of disappearing off the radar, a not insignificant happening considering the size of her blip!

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Resistant new strain of Gonorrhea Traced to Democratic Committee Chair- DWS!

Palm Beach, FL – (SatireWorld.com) In what could prove to be a major set back for Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz’s aspiration to succeed Nancy Pelosi as the Democrat MINORITY leader in Congress, the Surgeon General and the Council for Disease Control have reported a virulent strain of Gonorrhea has been traced to the Florida Princess […]

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Let the Leaks Continue: Obama Stands Behind Choice of Iraq Ambassador Who Traded Sex for ‘Access.’

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Continuing with his pig headed stubbornness, current President Barack Hussein Obama, who can’t keep a secret if his re-election is involved, stood behind his nomination for Iraq Ambassador despite confirmed inappropriate behaviour while serving as chief of Iraq Security Arrangements in 2008.

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Clinton: Obama Sleeping on the Job & Economy Traced to African Tryanosomiasis!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Obama surrogate and close political advisor Bill Clinton told supporters at a rally in Arkansas that the President shouldn’t be blamed for the last three and a half years of declining moral and economic values in the United States saying, “The man is sick….it’s not his fault…he’s asleep on his feet!”

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With Poll Numbers Tanking,VP Biden Re-Creates Bin Laden Raid For White House Press Corp

Washington, DC- (SatireWorld.com) In an effort to keep the successful US Navy SEAL-Bin Laden raid fresh in the minds of voters, Vice President Joe Biden put on a ‘realistic’ display of how SEAL Team Six successfully negotiated Pakistani air space and breeched the secure walls of the Bin Laden compound rersulting in the death of […]

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Michelle Plans Move to Broadway in Remake of ‘Audacity of Dope’ as “Jesus Christ, Super Fly!”

The first lady, Michelle Obama, she of world wide vacations and extravagant private date nights, told the panel on the “View” she has no desire or inclination to continue life in politics after her husband is voted out of office this coming November.

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With Obama Recently Taking Credit For Eating A Dog…DNC Leader Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Is Now Avoiding The Oval Office At Lunchtime

Democratic Committe National Headquarters – (SatireWorld.com) Since recent revelations in the press have disclosed President Barack Obama’s penchant for tasty dog meat, there has been a noticeable absence of staff at scheduled luncheon meetings in the Oval Office.

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Samantha Brick Strikes Chord with Debbie Wasserman Schultz: “I Feel Her Pain” Says DWS!

Broward County, FL – (SatireWorld.com) Samantha Brick, a struggling columnist for a UK paper, struck more than a few raw nerves this week as she described herself as so beautiful, every woman in the world hates her, something Debbie Wasserman Schultz (DWS) said is a feeling she can identify with.

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Islamic Cleric Calls Upon The Faithful To Fast… Then Beat Their Wives

Barecelona, Spain – (SatireWorld.com) A Spanish Imam near Barcelona is under investigation after allegedly calling on the faithful to fast and then “discipline” errant wives using physical and psychological violence, police said on Tuesday.

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Clinton Forced to Confess: Chelsea is my Love Child with Debbie Wasserman-Schultz!

New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Former President Bill Clinton was forced to finally acknowledge what has long been suspected; Chelsea is NOT his daughter with long suffering wife Hillary!

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Necrophilia Outlawed: DWS’s Husband Files for Divorce Claiming “Debbie’s Dead In Bed!”

Broward County, FL – (SatireWorld.com) In a startling legal finding, the State of Illinois has finally outlawed Necrophilia, a new law certain to affect US web dating habits, and already affecting the marital rights of several high profile Democratic husbands.

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Everyday Is A ‘Bad Hair Day’ If You’re Debbie Wasserman-Schultz

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) According to liberal pundits, national figures in the right-wing media have a puzzling habit of attacking Democratic National Committee chairwoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz’s hair. They have coupled this with other sexist attacks…For instance, Rush Limbaugh’s description of her as “one of those women you’re happy somebody else married.”

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DNC’s Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Mistaken For Urinal In Fundraising Mix-Up

Detroit, MI – (SatireWorld.com) The head of the Democratic National Committee might want to think twice about manning phone banks in big city get-out-the-vote volunteer centers…Especially if they’re located on Skid Rows like Detroit’s Obama re-election headquarters

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Hold the Phone! Rebekuh Brooks to be New CEO at New York Times?

Age defying Rebecca had a few nips and tucks, plus a new hairdo and transformed herself into a Carrot Top look-a-like!

New York City – (SatireWorld.com) PHOTO INSERT–> Age defying Rebecca Brooks had a few nips and tucks, plus a new hairdo and unknowingly transformed herself into a Carrot Top look-a-like!–> Holy Gotham City Batman! Print journalism was in shock today after it was announced that long time NY Times CEO Janet Robinson was stepping down […]

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Debbie ‘Ding Dong’ Wasserman-Schultz Accuses GOP Of Cheating

Miami, FL – (SatireWorld.com) Ex-DNC Chairwoman Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz says the Republican party is trying to disenfranchise and “suppress” the votes of minorities and other groups in the Democratic voting bloc by enacting laws requiring a valid I.D. at polls.

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