ArchivesTag : Democrats
Lindsay Lohan Gets Access to Medicine Cabinet in Super Secret Presidential War Room!
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) In keeping with President Obama’s pledge for “Transparency”, it was announced that Lindsay Lohan was the latest Hollywood ‘celebrity’ to get access to the formerly super secret “Situation Room” at the White House.
Full StoryWhile AFL-CIO Trumka Makes The Big Bucks..Unions Call For Corporate CEOs To ‘Share the Wealth’
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) In a recent email to union “e-Activists,” AFL-CIO President Richard Trumka encourages union members to visit the Executive PayWatch online site, calling it “your one-stop shop for the most recent information on out-of-control CEO pay and what you can do to stop it.”
Full StorySamantha Brick Strikes Chord with Debbie Wasserman Schultz: “I Feel Her Pain” Says DWS!
Broward County, FL – (SatireWorld.com) Samantha Brick, a struggling columnist for a UK paper, struck more than a few raw nerves this week as she described herself as so beautiful, every woman in the world hates her, something Debbie Wasserman Schultz (DWS) said is a feeling she can identify with.
Full StoryIs There Something Rotten In Wisconsin Or Is That Just The Cheese?
Democrats and Liberals are keeping very quiet about this expose that has suddenly come to the surface in Wisconson political scene. Is there any wonder why Obama stayed away from Wisconsin on his latest Campaign Tour even though he was right next door? Wisconsin is the last place they want to talk about right now, [...]
Full StoryNecrophilia Outlawed: DWS’s Husband Files for Divorce Claiming “Debbie’s Dead In Bed!”
Broward County, FL – (SatireWorld.com) In a startling legal finding, the State of Illinois has finally outlawed Necrophilia, a new law certain to affect US web dating habits, and already affecting the marital rights of several high profile Democratic husbands.
Full StoryMaxine Waters (D-CA) Earns SatireWorld’s ‘Poop Head-of-the-Week’ Award’
Washington,DC – (SatireWorld.com) Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA)said banks on Wall Street are “shaking in their boots” at the prospect of her becoming Chairwoman of the House Financial Services Committee. For this, Rep. Waters has earned the coveted Poop Head of-the-Week Award!
Full StoryJoe Kennedy IIII: I Am NOT a Bastard!
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) The latest in a long line of Massachusetts Kennedy heirs announced (big surprise) that he would be running for the Congressional seat soon to be vacated ( and properly sanitized), by Barney Frank, the state’s long serving sodomite and prime architect of the Mortgage Melt Down known in conservative circles as [...]
Full StoryNewt Bombshell: I May Run for the Democratic Nomination!
On the campaign trail…. -(SatireWorld.com) Newt Gingrich, never one to miss a beat or sense which way the wind is blowing, announced he is seriously considering taking on Barry Obama for the Democratic Presidential nomination.
Full StoryAnd the Bride Wore….Pink? Barney Frank Announces Nuptuals and Wedding Plans!
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Although Massachusetts congressman Barney Frank had earlier announced his ‘engagement’ and pending marriage to long time partner Jim READY,42, plans for the bachelorette party, wedding, honeymoon and wishes to raise a family had been left rather vague.
Full StoryMF’s Corzine to Congress: If I tell you where the money went, I’m a Dead Man!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Disgraced MF Global CEO Jon Corzine repeatedly either took the fifth, or pleaded ignorance over the $1.2B in purloined capital from customer accounts as he faced inquisitors in Congress.
Full StoryNancy Pelosi Has Orgasm-Financial Meltdown Prevented!
San Francisco, CA – (SatireWorld.com) House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), smiled and laughed during a weekly press conference held on a variety of subjects, including the funding of a $ Trillion dollar’s worth of pork for her distruct, her recent 100 megaton orgasm, and her hometown San Francisco 49ers, during a press conference on [...]
Full StoryEarly Absentee Ballots Counted in Chicago: Vince Foster Still Supports Hillary Despite Mystery Death!
Chicago, IL – (SatireWorld.com) Conspiracy theory pundits are going wild with the news that former Clinton counsel, and alleged paramour of Hillary Clinton, is alive and voting in Chicago along with over 90 other ‘dead’ people close to the Clintons who expired under clouded circumstances!
Full StoryChange You Can Believe In: Newt to Succeed DWS as DNC Chair!!
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) The Obama administration refused to confirm or deny reports out of Washington that Newt Gingrich, currently running on a ‘search and destroy’ platform for the Republican Presidential nomination, would succeed Debbie Wasserman-Schultz as Democratic Committee Chairperson!
Full StorySatireWorld Presents..’The Brain Dead Liberal Of The Week’
New Haven, Conn – (SatireWorld.com) Proving that fact is indeed stranger than fiction, SatireWorld prersents the Brain Dead Liberal of the Week. This week it’s New Haven Connecticut Mayor John DeStefano.
Full StoryDebbie ‘Ding Dong’ Wasserman-Schultz Accuses GOP Of Cheating
Miami, FL – (SatireWorld.com) DNC Chairwoman Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz says the Republican party is trying to disenfranchise and “suppress” the votes of minorities and other groups in the Democratic voting bloc by enacting laws requiring a valid I.D. at polls.
Full StorySurvey Shows Twelve Out Of Eleven People Don’t Trust Public Opinion Polls
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) A recent study by Fletcher Polling Services have discovered that most people (12 out of 11) don’t really trust the results of public opinion polls or surveys. While many feel that survey results are merely misleading, a larger group felt that “questions and results are manipulated by the askers to get [...]
Full StoryLimosine Liberals Flock To Occupy Wall Street Offering Support Against ‘Tax Dodging’ Business
New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) With public parks across the nation being over run by the tattered protesting OWS Millenium masses, stumbling street bums, and other assorted derelicts, a familiar face is missing. You can look amongst dreadlocked protestors holding signs deriding the unfair corruptness of big business and corporations that nary pay their [...]
Full StoryObama’s Halloween Costume Party Raises Some Eyebrows
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) President Barack Obama stunned his staff last night when he and a few members of Congress showed up at a White House Halloween costume party dressed as KKK Klansmen! The party was co-hosted by longtime Hollywood icon, and 'Barry' Obama supporter, singer/activist Barbara Streisand who donnned a hood herself proclaiming [...]
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