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Biden: “We Need To Tax American’s Happiness!”

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) At the annual dinner and speech fest for House Democratic hopefulls who will be throwing their hats in the ring during the upcoming 2014 mid-term elections, Vice President Joe Biden offered them a few tips on how to solidify the Democrastic base…Raise a few new taxes!

Boston Explodes; Luckily Obama safe in Bunker after 4 Putting 11th hole on Andrew’s Air Force Base!

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) White House spokesman Jay Blarney (sic) met with WH reporters in emergency session to assure the nation that Obama was perfectly safe after a series of explosions in Boston at the finish line of the Kennedy Memorial IRA marathon!

The Obama Two Step is Sweeping the Country

Washington DC: Not since the “Roaring twenty’s Charleston” has a dance craze such as the Obama two-step mesmerized so many Americans into an apathetic stupor.

White House Email: The Sequester Needs to Be as Painful as We Said It Would Be

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) If any observers thought the White House was bluffing in its dire, even sadistic predictions about the outcome of the sequester, they may be disappointed.

So, Ever Wonder How The Mind Of A Congressional Democrat Really Works?

Gather round kiddies and Uncle Bargis is going tp tell you a bed time tale about how evil Democrats have screwed up politics in the good old USA!

Americans Concussed: Slapped Up Along Side the Head and Seeing Double: It’s Hillary in 2016!

New York City, NY- (Satireworld.com) A mega wealthy Greek (NPI), whose daughter was appointed an ambassador thanks to his massive fund raising efforts, has announced unequivocally that Hillary Clinton will be our next president in 2016, 2020, and by then of course HERE COMES CHELSEA!

“Lefty” meets Lefty in Golf Summit as Obama calls Mickelson “stupid” for tax comments!

The White House – (SatireWorld.com) The White House has announced their “Mickelson Project’ by summoning PGA professional Phil ‘Lefty” Mickelson to Andrews Air Force Base to play a round of golf with President Obama and discuss ‘getting out of a bunker’, ‘how to escape the rough’, and ‘when to take a mulligan’ after Phil took [...]

SW Puts Proctologist On Street to Get a Finger on the Pulse of Low Information Voters!

ACROSS THE NATION…. As the recent presidential election showed, it’s becoming ever more important to conduct polls on almost everything, even if the answers and statistics you gather are monumentally WRONG!

Congressman Henry Waxman Arrested at LAX trying to smuggle Derringer up his nose!

Obama Regime Continues March on Mediocrity in Government Appointees!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) President Barry Obama has announced his new mantra for surrounding himself with the deaf, dumb and blind in order to remain in supreme command of his totalitarian regime.

Yes, Virginia $250K Is Being Rich!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) There’s this fun little debate going on in Washington about tax rates for households earning over $250,000. Some would have you believe that those earning over $250,000 are not rich, but those people would be lying to you.

Pelosi Threatens ‘Family Business Initiative’ Over Any Fiscal Cliff Failure

Newark, NJ – (SatireWorld.com) House Democratic leader Nancy Pelosi says she’s hopeful lawmakers can come to a deal to avoid a year-end “fiscal cliff” but any agreement has to include tax rate increases for the wealthy. But adds, she’ll make them an offer they can’t refuse…Or something like that!

Obamanomics On Track For Record Poverty Levels With 50 Million Poor

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) As President Barack Obama is set to begin his second term set on destroying a prosperous America as we know it, new statistics on America’s poverty rate indicate that nearly 50 million Americans, more than 16 percent of the population, are struggling to survive.

Senator Elizabeth Warren at Her First Public ‘Pow Wow’ Blows Smoke Signals from Her Arse!

Seemingly shocked over her victory over moderate Republican Scott Brown in the totalitarian blue state of Massachusetts, feather weight pretender and Harvaaad (sic) apologist Lizy seemed lost for words as she appeared before liberal reporters along with the next Attorney General, Governor ‘Cadillac’ Deval Patrick.

‘Grand Theft Election’: It’s the Same Old Game to Democrats!

The closet geeks inside the Obama presidential campaign are besides themselves with the success of their latest video game conceived in the back rooms of Chicago machine politicians, and financed by shady unions, off shore untraceable ‘donations’ and the financial web of the inscrutable George Soros. ‘Grand Theft Election’, now available at a polling place [...]

Chicago Poll Judge Wears Obama Hat While Checking In Voters at Ward 4 Precinct

Chicago, IL – (SatireWorld.com) This photo, taken by a voter this morning at the Ward 4, Precinct 37 polling place (1212 South Plymouth Court, Chicago), shows an election judge checking in voters while wearing an Obama hat,” a source writes. “Chicago’s 4th ward is home to President Barack Obama.”

ACORN Re-born! Republican Voter Registrations Found Shredded In Philadelphia Trashcan

Philadelphia, PA – (SatireWorld.com) The Community Voters Project is a “non-partisan” lefty organization whose mission is to register people to vote, with a particular emphasis on minorities. In the 2008 election, they had offices in 10 states and registered around 300,000 minority voters. So far, so good.

Obama-bots Swear Mass Suicide if Obama Loses Election

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Mary Crumsky held her Obama photo tightly as she watched the nightly news unfold on her black and white TV set in Spokane Washington. The news was not good for millions of Obama-bots who have turned their life into an endless parade of hysterical politics and over-inflated idol worship.