ArchivesTag : Democrats

Barack Obama Officially a Parasite: Scientists Name Worm After President

Washington, DC (Via AP) It’s no Nobel Peace Prize, but Barack Obama has a new honor to brag about. Scientists have named a parasite after him – and there’s no worming out of it. Meet Baracktrema obamai, a tiny parasitic flatworm that lives in turtles’ blood. A new study officially names the two-inch-long, hair-thin creature […]

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With Poll Numbers Soaring Trump Vows To Incarcerate Hillary Clinton When He Becomes President

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) With his poll numbers overcoming a month-long deficit of almost 15 points in some blue states, presidential candidate Donald Trump is soaring high…And so are his growing legion of supporters in states that historically were Democratic strongholds! Reports of discord and emotional hand-wringing has placed the DNC leadership in a position […]

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Huma Abedin Finally Cuts Off Weiner

New York, New York – (satireworld.com) Huma Abedin is separating from her husband Anthony Weiner in the wake of his latest sexting scandal. The Clinton campaign manager released a statement on Monday morning just hours after the New York Post reported that Weiner had been sending lewd texts to another woman behind her back, marking […]

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Overweight Blountstown Women Claim ‘Hillary Will Make Us Skinny’

Blountstown, FL – (SatireWorld.com) Clarrisa Melton, age 44, and reluctantly still single, has been fat all her life. Her mother and father were fat and so were her grandparents who Melton claims were so large, they both worked in the circus. After many years of watching slim and trim women on TV, and beautiful toned […]

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Speedo Drops Hillary Clinton As First Sponsors Sense Looming November Defeat

Beeville, PA – (satireworld.com) Hillary Clinton has lost her first major sponsor when Speedo USA announced it is dropping the career politician over speculation that an October Surprise email leak will surely wreck any chances of a Clinton Presidential victory in November.

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Trump: Hillary’s Lingering Illness Due To Visiting Famous Tijuana Donkey Show in March

New York, New York – (satireworld.com) Reports of bombshell allegations being thrown at Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton concerning ailments that claim she suffers from and her reportedly ‘frequent and secret trips’ to Tijuana, Mexico while she prepared for the primary elections are circulating in media centers across the US.

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Trump: Hillary’s Back Injury Due To Kick Starting Her Vibrator

Des Moines, Iowa – (satireworld.com) At a Wednesday press conference in Iowa President Donald Trump addressed his concerns about his past opponent’s health and vitality and especially the reports she was wearing a medical alert device. her ability to properly function without succumbing to bouts of pain in which she might require doses of powerful […]

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Hillary Scares Campaign Crowd In Scranton After 12 Minute Trance-like Stare Into Nothingness

Scranton, PA – (satireworld.com) TV cameras turned away as Hillary had ‘another Hillary moment’ in front of almost 350 supporters in Scranton’s Municipal Arena. What was described by several stunned supporters as ‘a stare into nothingness,’ the Democratic candidate stood frozen on the podium with her face locked in a far away stare toward the […]

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Anthony Weiner Says Once Again He’ll Stick It Out For The Democratic Party in New York

New York City – (satireworld.com) Anthony Weiner vowed Sunday to get back in the New York City mayor’s race, as he confirmed to friends and wife, Hillary aide, Huma his intentions to take on New York City’s Mayor DeBlasio.

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Why Are The 10 Worst US Cities All Run By Democrats?

Detroit, MI – (SatireWorld.com) According to SatireWorld’s rankings, Detroit is the most miserable city in the United States. Home to violent crimes, high unemployment, decreasing population and economic crises, Detroit beat out Miami (last years winner) along with Flint-MI, Chicago-IL, and Modesto-CA.

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Study Shows Hillary Supporters Have Low IQ Scores

Denver, CO – (satireworld.com) The Institute for Freedom released its annual report on American politics and it shared some profound revelations. Professor Sidney Campbell’s report highlighted the disparity in current voting trends and some eye opening facts about Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton.

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Maybe The Cure For Gun Violence Is Right Under Our Noses

Atlanta, GA – (satireworld.com) Whenever you hear the politicians on the left, or their supportive media friends, start talking about gun control proposals it’s always in the name of ‘common sense’. So we on the right have thoroughly researched the issue and have come up with a form of Gun Control that makes common sense, […]

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Why the DNC’s Favorite Muslim Is A Hypocritical Self-serving Jackass

PAUL BEDARD Via: Washington Examiner The father of a Muslim-American soldier killed in Iraq who is caught up in a war of words with Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump is an immigration lawyer who specializes in a highly controversial program accused of letting immigrants buy their way into the U.S.

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Russian Fleet Photo Displayed At DNC Tribute To US Veterans

Gotta love all those military experts over at the DNC….You know, the same people that want to install an equally clueless Democrat as the new Commander-in-Chief!

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Monica Lewinski To Speak At DNC…Will Explain Why Democrats Left A Bad Taste In Her Mouth

Philadelphia, PA – (satireworld.com) Monica Lewinsky will speak at the Democratic National Convention’s Millennial Summit this week, opening up about her experience with cyber-bullying, her past relationship with President Bill Clinton, and how she’s more aligned now with the Libertarian Party now since leaving the Democratic Party in 1999 because of ‘the bad taste it […]

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NBC Paid Chelsea Clinton $600K Per Year For NOT Appearing on NBC News

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) Chelsea Clinton, daughter of former-president Bill Clinton and nominated presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, is earning $600,000 per year from NBC News. Satireworld reports that the former First Daughter has not been on the air for months. At $600,000 per year, that adds up to $200,000 to not do her […]

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Ex-DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Called Out As ‘ Soured Smelly Douchebag’ By Fellow Democrat

Washington, DC- (SatireWorld.com) Congresswoman Debbie Wassertman-Schultz (D-FL)has again put her size eleven clodhopper in her mouth after she falsely accused one time Jewish buddy Allan Greyson (D-FL) of attempting to ruin Obamacare by trying to unbalance the budget screwed up by President Barack Obama and addressing the National Debt ceiling.

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Climate Change Blamed As Bill Clinton Has Alzheimers Rumor

New York, NY – (Satireworld.com) “She’s gonna dump Bill in a geriatric Supermax,” a DNC spokesperson said today, “soon as the last vote’s been counted on November 8.”

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Most Innocents Killed In US From A Firearm Massacre Wasn’t Orlando

South Dakota – (satireworld.com) Recently, a terrorist attack on an Orlando Florida gay bar has been billed in the media as the worst firearm massacre in American history. That isn’t quite true once you check on historical facts. December 29, 2015 marked the 125th Anniversary of the murder of 297 innocent Sioux Indians at Wounded […]

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Killer Shark Spotted Close to Clintons’ Long Island Rental

Quogue, NY – (Satireworld.com) Nicknamed locally the Whitewater Killer after Bill ‘n’ Hill’s disastrous real estate investment punt a Great White Loan Shark was sighted this morning menacing Long Island’s balmy waters near the Vince Foster Lane private beach where the former Fist Couple is vacationing come August.

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Elon Musk warns Democrats not to use Tesla charging stations with their solar powered Dildos!

Tyler, TX – (satireworld.com) Shortly after a Hilary Supporter was found dead in ecstasy, a Tesla exec and con man warned transsexuals and lesbians not to try to re-power their love toys from govt funded recharging stations which are popping up everywhere!

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Democrats Furious When Boehner Compares Cruz to The Dark Lord

Diablo, CA – (satireworld.com) Wednesday night, former House Speaker John Boehner bluntly called GOP candidate Ted Cruz “Lucifer in the flesh.” When asked for his opinion about the Texas senator, Boehner said, “I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son […]

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FBI: Hillary Charged and Arrest Warrants Issued in New York

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Sources in the highest levels of the FBI are privately saying that an arrest warrant has been issued for Democratic Presidential candidate, and former First Lady, Hillary Clinton.

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Bernie Saunders Denies Sexual Relationship With Connecticut Congresswoman Rosa DeLauro

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Rep. Rosa DeLauro (D-CT), wore her ‘Black Sabbath Best’ to the Bernie Saunders’ fundraising photo opportunity with other Democratic women of the House to highlight the historic diversity of the House Democratic Caucus in Congress and celebrate the increased number of women joining the Democratic Caucus.

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In America’s Heartland Bernie Saunders and the Left Suffer From Electile Dysfunction

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Webster’s Dictionary recently added a new phrase that pretty much sums up the problems faced the Democratic Party today as the 2016 elections roll ever closer. Eloquently said, the new phrase has captured the imagination of conservative pundits as the predominate adjective used most often on television to describe the situation […]

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When The Top 10 Most Miserable US Cities To Live In Are All Run By Democrats Why Vote For Bernie?

Detroit, MI – (satireworld.com) According to Forbes rankings, Detroit is the most miserable city in the United States. Home to violent crimes, high unemployment, decreasing population and economic crises, Detroit beat out Miami (last years winner) along with Flint-MI, Chicago-IL, and Modesto-CA. So, why would anyone want to vote for a an avowed socialist like […]

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Bernie-bots Swear Mass Suicide If Bernie Saunders Loses Primary Election

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Mary Crumsky held her Bernie Saunders photo tightly as she watched the nightly news unfold on her black and white TV set in Spokane Washington. The news was not good for millions of Bernie-bots who have turned their life into an endless parade of hysterical politics and over-inflated idol worship.

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Are You A Gullible Media Lapdog Who Believes Everything You Read? Take Our Quiz!

The SatireWorld Political Quiz The rules are simple. We will give you a quote and you have to guess what great American said it. Your four choices are President Barack Obama, Ex-President George W. Bush, former Vice President Dan Quayle, or former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin. Good Luck…

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Obama vows to increase unemployment to curb workplace violence!!

The White House – (satireworld.com) On his national address scheduled for later in the day from the White House the President is ready to unleash his latest plan to thwart ISIS and radical terrorism by increasing American unemployment to reduce the amount of workplace violence blamed for the recent bloodbaths around America!

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Thanksgiving Circa 2025 – Now Called….’National Day of Substantial Regret’

Miami, FL – (satireworld.com) “Winston!!!! Come into the dining room, it’s time to eat,” Julia yelled to her husband. The 800 inch TV sound system made hearing his wife’s words difficult to Winston’s ears.

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