ArchivesTag : Democrats

Monica Lewinski To Speak At DNC…Will Explain Why Democrats Left A Bad Taste In Her Mouth

Philadelphia, PA – (satireworld.com) Monica Lewinsky will speak at the Democratic National Convention’s Millennial Summit this week, opening up about her experience with cyber-bullying, her past relationship with President Bill Clinton, and how she’s more aligned now with the Libertarian Party now since leaving the Democratic Party in 1999 because of ‘the bad taste it […]

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NBC Paid Chelsea Clinton $600K Per Year For NOT Appearing on NBC News

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) Chelsea Clinton, daughter of former-president Bill Clinton and nominated presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, is earning $600,000 per year from NBC News. Satireworld reports that the former First Daughter has not been on the air for months. At $600,000 per year, that adds up to $200,000 to not do her […]

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Ex-DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Called Out As ‘ Soured Smelly Douchebag’ By Fellow Democrat

Washington, DC- (SatireWorld.com) Congresswoman Debbie Wassertman-Schultz (D-FL)has again put her size eleven clodhopper in her mouth after she falsely accused one time Jewish buddy Allan Greyson (D-FL) of attempting to ruin Obamacare by trying to unbalance the budget screwed up by President Barack Obama and addressing the National Debt ceiling.

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Climate Change Blamed As Bill Clinton Has Alzheimers Rumor

New York, NY – (Satireworld.com) “She’s gonna dump Bill in a geriatric Supermax,” a DNC spokesperson said today, “soon as the last vote’s been counted on November 8.”

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Most Innocents Killed In US From A Firearm Massacre Wasn’t Orlando

South Dakota – (satireworld.com) Recently, a terrorist attack on an Orlando Florida gay bar has been billed in the media as the worst firearm massacre in American history. That isn’t quite true once you check on historical facts. December 29, 2015 marked the 125th Anniversary of the murder of 297 innocent Sioux Indians at Wounded […]

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Killer Shark Spotted Close to Clintons’ Long Island Rental

Quogue, NY – (Satireworld.com) Nicknamed locally the Whitewater Killer after Bill ‘n’ Hill’s disastrous real estate investment punt a Great White Loan Shark was sighted this morning menacing Long Island’s balmy waters near the Vince Foster Lane private beach where the former Fist Couple is vacationing come August.

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Elon Musk warns Democrats not to use Tesla charging stations with their solar powered Dildos!

Tyler, TX – (satireworld.com) Shortly after a Hilary Supporter was found dead in ecstasy, a Tesla exec and con man warned transsexuals and lesbians not to try to re-power their love toys from govt funded recharging stations which are popping up everywhere!

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Democrats Furious When Boehner Compares Cruz to The Dark Lord

Diablo, CA – (satireworld.com) Wednesday night, former House Speaker John Boehner bluntly called GOP candidate Ted Cruz “Lucifer in the flesh.” When asked for his opinion about the Texas senator, Boehner said, “I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son […]

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FBI: Hillary Charged and Arrest Warrants Issued in New York

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Sources in the highest levels of the FBI are privately saying that an arrest warrant has been issued for Democratic Presidential candidate, and former First Lady, Hillary Clinton.

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Bernie Saunders Denies Sexual Relationship With Connecticut Congresswoman Rosa DeLauro

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Rep. Rosa DeLauro (D-CT), wore her ‘Black Sabbath Best’ to the Bernie Saunders’ fundraising photo opportunity with other Democratic women of the House to highlight the historic diversity of the House Democratic Caucus in Congress and celebrate the increased number of women joining the Democratic Caucus.

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In America’s Heartland Bernie Saunders and the Left Suffer From Electile Dysfunction

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Webster’s Dictionary recently added a new phrase that pretty much sums up the problems faced the Democratic Party today as the 2016 elections roll ever closer. Eloquently said, the new phrase has captured the imagination of conservative pundits as the predominate adjective used most often on television to describe the situation […]

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When The Top 10 Most Miserable US Cities To Live In Are All Run By Democrats Why Vote For Bernie?

Detroit, MI – (satireworld.com) According to Forbes rankings, Detroit is the most miserable city in the United States. Home to violent crimes, high unemployment, decreasing population and economic crises, Detroit beat out Miami (last years winner) along with Flint-MI, Chicago-IL, and Modesto-CA. So, why would anyone want to vote for a an avowed socialist like […]

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Bernie-bots Swear Mass Suicide If Bernie Saunders Loses Primary Election

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Mary Crumsky held her Bernie Saunders photo tightly as she watched the nightly news unfold on her black and white TV set in Spokane Washington. The news was not good for millions of Bernie-bots who have turned their life into an endless parade of hysterical politics and over-inflated idol worship.

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Are You A Gullible Media Lapdog Who Believes Everything You Read? Take Our Quiz!

The SatireWorld Political Quiz The rules are simple. We will give you a quote and you have to guess what great American said it. Your four choices are President Barack Obama, Ex-President George W. Bush, former Vice President Dan Quayle, or former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin. Good Luck…

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Obama vows to increase unemployment to curb workplace violence!!

The White House – (satireworld.com) On his national address scheduled for later in the day from the White House the President is ready to unleash his latest plan to thwart ISIS and radical terrorism by increasing American unemployment to reduce the amount of workplace violence blamed for the recent bloodbaths around America!

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Thanksgiving Circa 2025 – Now Called….’National Day of Substantial Regret’

Miami, FL – (satireworld.com) “Winston!!!! Come into the dining room, it’s time to eat,” Julia yelled to her husband. The 800 inch TV sound system made hearing his wife’s words difficult to Winston’s ears.

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White Baker Convicted of Nazi Support in Chicago

Chicago, IL – (satireworld.com) A baker who calls himself ‘The Pillsbury Dough-Boy’ was convicted of charges he supported an exclusive club for area Nazis and often gave them dough for promoting rallies and secret retreats in neighboring Skokie.

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Official Obama Administration Updated Political Lexicon Released

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) The Federal Register of Friday November 20, 2015 carried a request for US citizen comments to a new rule being proposed by a little known federal agency within the Department of Education (DOE), the Committee of Political Common Sense (CPCS). The CPCS deals with eliminating political correctness on college campuses.

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Democrats Accuse Trump of Reading Lines Off Cue Cards on SNL

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) Democratic National Committee chairbeast, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, accused Donald Trump of reading some of his lines off of cue cards during his hosting gig on Saturday Night Live last night. Schultz says she is appalled that Trump would stoop to such a stunt.

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Meet the Stupidest Member of Congress…..And that Says Alot!

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Looking like she posed for a 1950’s vintage box cover for some curl relaxing product. Sheila Jackson-Lee brings on and piles it high with heaps of plain old stupidity leaving many people to ponder….Who voted in this jackass anyway?

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‘The Bernie’ Haircut Biggest Style Trend Since ‘The Rachel’

Liberal Land, MA – (satireworld.com) As America gets to know the socialist in Bernie Sanders, they are quickly learning something else about him. He’s a ladies man. A chick magnet. And it’s not his policies that are winning the women over, it’s the wild, wiry, white head of hair that are driving Democratic females crazy. […]

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‘No North Korean Nukes Without Background Check’ Claims Joe Biden

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The powers at the White House are downplaying the recent war drum rhetoric from militant generals in North Korea concerning a possible pre-emptive nuclear weapon strike against the US or its Pacific military bases.

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Democrat Uninvited From Debate Because of Her Looks

LAS VEGAS – (satireworld.com) The vice-chair of the Democratic National Committee (DNC), Hawaii Democrat Tulsi Gabbard, was told by the head of the DNC that she would not be allowed to attend the first Democratic presidential debate. At first, Gabbard thought the reason for her invitation being rescinded was because she has been asking the […]

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Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Called A Nitwit In Public Debate

Washington, DC- (satireworld.com) Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz (D-FL)has again put her size eleven clodhopper in her mouth after she falsely accused Republican ex-congressman Allen West of attempting to ruin Medicare by trying to balance the budget screwed up by President Barack Obama and addressing the National Debt ceiling when he was serving in Congress. Wasserman-Schultz who […]

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Hillary’s Transparency is Getting to Be a Problem For Her

NEW HAMPSHIRE – (satireworld.com) In a town hall interview the other day, Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton proclaimed herself to be “the most transparent person in American history” while answering a question about her email scandal. It’s true that, without makeup, Clinton looks like a ghastly apparition, but the issue is causing her campaign some […]

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Obama ‘The Martian’ Opens To Rave Reviews

By Oleg Penkovsky Mars, The Solar System – (satireworld.com) Dramatic footage has just been released of NASA Mars Rover’s coverage of the 2014 Presidential inauguration of the United States Embassy on Mars. Featuring resplendent diplomatic pageantry at the legation’s newly opened Mars Walk of Fame Handprints Mall the footage kicks off with Obama flanked by […]

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Hillary Brand Being Repackaged AGAIN, Now With More Humor!

IOWA – (satireworld.com) Now that the disastrous summer of Hillary is over, her campaign is convinced that Hillary 3.0 will be the game changer everyone has been waiting for. They claim the new model of their candidate will have more humor and heart, according to the New York Times. So, for the last week, Hillary […]

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Hillary Clinton Drops Out of the 2016 Presidential Race

Chappaqua NY – (satireworld.com) Prospective Democratic Candidate former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton called a press conference in her suburban home’s flower garden to announce she was dropping out of the 2016 presidential race. Hillary made the pronouncement wearing her traditional pudgy white pants suit and sun glasses to hide the “tell,” indicative of when […]

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“Trans-Biden” Says He’ll Crossdress If It Will Help Win Over Democrat Women

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) Vice-President Joe Biden has told members of his presidential exploratory team that he is willing to take up crossdressing if it will help him win over the female Democrat voting bloc from competitor Hillary Clinton. In fact, Biden says that, at age 72, he still hasn’t ruled out the option of […]

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Detroit Doubles as Hell For “World’s Largest Public Satanic Ceremony”

DETROIT – (satireworld.com) Hell was booked so they moved it to Detroit. In a city that is falling apart before the nation’s eyes, satanists will hold the biggest “public” ceremony honoring their belief system this country has ever seen. And by “public” we mean the exact location is being kept a secret and only ticket […]

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