ArchivesTag : Democrats

FBI Fingers Hillary Clinton In Surprise Vagina Probe

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Senior FBI investigators named ex-presidential candidate Hillary Clinton as a credible source in an ongoing look at election claims which used television ad bites to promote the Democratic party’s stance on certain controversial issues and uttering supposedly false charges against other candidates.

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Chelsea Clinton: Abortions Have Helped US Economy

New York City, NY- (satireworld.com) NINCOMPOOP REPORT Chelsea Clinton praised the Roe vs. Wade Supreme Court decision of 1973 that legalized abortion on Saturday,then backtracked claiming abortion were available seven-days a week. Embarrassed by the gaffe, Clinton went on saying abortions helped add $3.5 trillion to the U.S. economy. Chelsea, the only child of Hillary […]

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The 10 Most Destructive Americans Of The Last 8 Decades

Land of the Free – America has undergone enormous change during our lives. Today, America is a bitterly divided, poorly educated and morally fragile society with so-called mainstream politicians pushing cynical identity politics, socialism and wide open borders.

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Biden/Holder-2020 Duck Boat Tour Targets US Swim States

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) Democratic Party presidential hopefuls Joe Biden and Eric Holder will be debuting the start of their 2020 campaign next week with a tour of crucial US sink-or-swim states.

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SatireWorld’s………. Photos Of The Day

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Meet Harold Schlumberg…An Inspiring Senior

Corpus Christi, TX – As we get older, we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to “make a difference” in the world. It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of seniors who have found the courage to take on challenges that would make many of us wither.

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Hillary Now Blames 2016 Loss On Lack Of Male Heir

New York City, NY – Hillary Clinton excuse number 74 (we know you’ve been counting) as to why her 2016 presidential campaign imploded during voting and underdog Donald Trump won….The new excuse that has people’s heads churning even more in disbelief is…Her lack of a male heir.

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Congresswoman Maxine Waters Tied To Kidnapping Plot Says FBI

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) A spokesman for the FBI unveiled a plot against a Congresswoman today at a press conference in Los Angeles. The thwarted crime was supposedly formulated by Trump supporters said FBI field agent Henry Winnebago. The charges included to ‘kidnap and extort Administration critic California Congresswoman Maxine Waters, by using a trap-like […]

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Police Mistake Maxine Waters Supporters For Zombies

Cairo, IL – (satireworld.com) Cairo police were tagged as racist and quick-on-the-gun after a hastily formed riot squad descended upon a gathering of Congresswoman Maxine Waters supporters assembling in a local park.

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Satire World Voted World’s Number One Satire Site

New York,NY – (satireworld.com) The staff and writers over at Satire World are living it up with the announcement of substantial bonuses and a hard sought after international award. According staff writer Oleg Penkovsky, “yes it has been a whirlwind week of surprises from management and very appreciated accolades from satire writing peers from around […]

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Satire World’s ‘March for Life’ Photos of the Day

Satireworld.com Satire World’s pro-gun photo-of-the-day just for those George Seros inspired snowflakes so emotionally and continually offended by law abiding firearm owners having personal firearms in their possession…..Suck it up buttercup. My guns have more brains than you!

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Pelosi Brain Freeze Episodes Worsen

Modesto, CA – (satireworld.com) While addressing reporters on Thursday, Rep/. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) lost her breath during several short sentences, suffered more brain freezes and could be seen staring blankly at reporters, while also frequently repeating words.

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Hillary Blames Lingering Yeast Infection for 2016 Presidential Election Loss

Washington,DC – (satireworld.com) The Hillary Clinton 2016 election loss blame game took a new turn this past week as yet another excuse was hurled out onto the airwaves. First, we had insults directed toward rural voters. Then it was the unproven Russian collusion….Throw in the Republican vast right-wing conspiracy….Or some unfriendly media coverage….Then the FBI! […]

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Top Ten Designated ‘Sh–hole Cities’ In US Are All Run By Democrats

Detroit, MI – (satireworld.com) The Top ten cities now designated as official ‘US SHITHOLES’ share one common denominator. All are run by Democrats and some have been struggling for over fifty years.

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Sexual Groping Charge Leveled At Joe Biden

New London, Conn – (SatireWorld.com) State troopers from around the tri-state New England area vowed to never invite ex-Vice President Joe Biden to future Fraternal Order of Police conventions in fear of losing its core of rank and file membership over homosexual issues promoted by Biden in his hour-long speech to over 600 law enforcement […]

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Egyptian Jobs Program Funded By UN Includes New Pyramid Construction

Cairo, Egypt-(satireworld.com) Egyptian authorities have begun the process of building the fourth Pyramid of Giza in order to alleviate the severe unemployment problem that has plagued the country since 5,000 BC. Labor sources have related that up to 4 million laborers will be needed to haul cut stone from the ancient quarry located 30 miles […]

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Feds Admit Congressional Intelligence Breech Due To Alien UFO Link

NSA Headquarters, Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Agents at the NSA have finally broken an ultra secret code that thwarted the intelligence agency for almost 25 years. The suspected breach of national security was discovered during a review of a Congressional speech that was televised in 1985. The 45 minute speech was given by Congresswomen Nancy […]

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Democrats Organize Scream-At-The Sky Event To Honor Hillary

Seattle, WA – (satireworld.com) On the first anniversary of the 2016 presidential election, anti-Trump liberals gathered at events across the country to express their rage of losing a ‘shoo-in’ election in 2016 by ‘screaming helplessly at the sky’.

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Judge: Disgraced Anthony Weiner To Temporarily Share Jail Cell With Charles Manson

Federal Prison – (SatireWorld.com) Ever since a New York City judge sentenced disgraced Congressman Anthony Wiener to up to one year in Federal prison for his part of displaying his genitalia online to an underage girl little has been heard about his accommodations while in prison

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Democrats Demand Trump Start Paying Rent For Living In Their Heads

WASHINGTON – (satireworld.com) President Trump has been living rent-free in the heads of tens of millions of Democrats for well over a year now, and many are finally saying “enough is enough.” They now want reparations.

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Rocks Become Scare Commodities As Democrats Scramble For Cover

New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) The buying rush has officially began in parts of the US as hundreds of thousands of former Hillary Clinton supporters rush out to buy new shelter for themselves and their families after the stunning presidential election defeat.

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Hillary Clinton Blames Stunning Presidential Loss on SatireWorld

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Knowing you’re about to get your ass kicked still doesn’t make it any more pleasant when it finally happened to Hillary Clinton. But in Hillary Clinton’s world it’s all the more bitter when it’s done by spoof artist pundits who get a kick out of making douchebags like the Clinton Cabel […]

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To Avoid Long Voter Lines,The DNC Advises Democrats To Vote On Wednesday November 7th

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The Democratic National Committee has requested national TV air time in order to caution fellow Democrats about how to avoid long lines at the polls and to advise them to cast their vote on Wednesday, November 7th when lines at the polls will be considerably shorter.

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Obama: ‘They Go Low….We Get High’

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) OK, you’ve just spent upwards of one billion dollars to get have a fellow Democrat in the nation’s highest office, but as election day rolls closer the reality of victory dims. Now, that’s some serious money that seems basically wasted. So, what do you do? Well, if you’re Barack Obama, or […]

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‘Grand Theft Election’….It’s The Same Old Game For Democrats

Miami, FL – (SatireWorld.com) The closet geeks inside the Hillary Clinton presidential campaign are besides themselves with the success of their latest video game conceived in the back rooms of Chicago machine politicians, and financed by shady unions, off shore untraceable ‘donations’ and the financial web of the inscrutable George Soros. ‘Grand Theft Election’, now […]

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Clinton and Warren Within 3 Points in Nasty Women Poll

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Both Hillary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren are statistically tied in a recent CNN poll covering which Democrat is the Nastiest Women in the World. The poll is within the margin of error and seasoned polling experts consider it a tie.

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Hillary Pleads Congenital Amnesia About Amanda Knox

Washington AC/DC – (SatireWorld.com) She’s putting back the con into congenital amnesia in what’s thought to be a little known side effect of post-partum psychosis affecting the world’s most incorrigible liars about the existence of secret offspring they wish didn’t exist.

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ILLNESS CONFIRMED! Doctors Report: Hillary Has Advanced Sniffle-less!

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) Doctors at New York’s Presbyterian Hospital report that Hillary Clinton tested positive for an advanced case of Norwegian Sniffle-Less a contagious disease that is spread from hand to person.

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‘Was She Intoxicated?’ Hillary Stumbles and Loses Shoe at 9-11 Memorial

New York City, NY (satireworld.com) Hillary Clinton had a “stumble episode” that required her to leave a 9/11 commemoration ceremony early, a law enforcement source who witnessed the event told SatireWorld.com.

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Report of Clown Sightings Put Washington DC Residents on Edge

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Reports of scary Democratic Party Clowns lurking in the shadows and trying to lure innocent voters into the murkiness of Washington, DC political promises and lies have patriotic families in a frenzy, Democratic candidates nervous, and Twitter users all jittery.

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