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$275,000 Worth of Government Armored Cars Destroyed as Harry Reid’s Convoy Crashes and Burns!
Las Vegas, NV – (SatireWorld.com) Just when you think the Democrats can’t screw up anymore, they manage to hit the front pages in yet another embarrassing Cluster-F****!
Full StoryResistant new strain of Gonorrhea Traced to Democratic Committee Chair- DWS!
Palm Beach, FL – (SatireWorld.com) In what could prove to be a major set back for Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz’s aspiration to succeed Nancy Pelosi as the Democrat MINORITY leader in Congress, the Surgeon General and the Council for Disease Control have reported a virulent strain of Gonorrhea has been traced to the Florida Princess [...]
Full StoryRomney’s ‘Likability Factor’ Tops Obama’s For First Time
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Mitt Romney crossed a major threshold early this week, moving above 70 percent in his favorability rating among voters, according to the SatireWorld Politic’s average of current polls…and for the first time in the campaign Gov. Romney now leads President Obama on that measure.
Full StoryHandlers Say Biden Will Be On a ‘Soothing Lithium Drip’ For The VP Debate
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) After publically claiming ‘it’s only 30 more days to the erection,’ Joe Biden handlers have taken matters into their own hands and have placed the Vice President into the care of the White House Physician for immediate treatment in order to have the VP compete in Wednesday’s Vice Presidential debate.
Full StoryWhite House Pleased as US Food Stamp Recipients Hit All-Time High
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) While the so-called lowest unemployment rate of Barack Obama’s tenure dominated weekend economic news, a less-welcome statistic for the White House (a record number of food-stamp recipients) slipped by the biased mainstream media with barely a notice.
Full StoryDemocrats Scramble For New Rocks As Dismal Election Day Approaches
Condor, CA – (SatireWorld.com) The buying rush had officially began in parts of the US as hundreds of thousands of former Obama supporters rush out to buy new shelter for themselves and their families before the impending November elections.
Full StoryNervous Democrats Dread Joe Biden – Paul Ryan Debate
Democratic strategists are eyeing the forthcoming debate between Vice President Biden and Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) with extreme nervousness in the wake of President Obama’s horrible performance in his first debate with Mitt Romney Wednesday night.
Full StoryAre You Smarter Than A Typical Obama Supporter? Take Our Quiz!
The SatireWorld Political Quiz The rules are simple. We will give you a quote and you have to guess what great American said it. Your three choices are President Barack Obama, former Vice President Dan Quayle, or former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin.
Full StoryMan With Too Much Time On His Hands Lists All Of Obama’s Lies
A man who says he has ‘too much time on his hands’ compiled a list of Barack Hussein Obama’s blantant lies for all to see. Here’s a list of Obama’s documented lies so far with the most recent lies first. Lies During Fourth Year“ I think it’s important for us to understand that the Fast [...]
Full StoryStudy Shows Up to 75 Percent of Future Democrats Were Brain Damaged Shortly After Birth
Baltimore, MD – (SatireWorld.com) With just a few weeks before the general election, and Mitt Romney attempting to pivot the focus of the election back on the state of the economy, citizens with Democratic leanings are actually doing an unexplainable about-face on the criticism of the poor economy compared to their Republican counterparts.
Full StoryDNC Shows Veterans Russian Ships and Calls Them American Warships
Charlotte, NC – (SatireWorld.com) The Democratic National Convention’s final night included a stirring tribute to America’s veterans from a retired naval four-star admiral, complete with a backdrop of jets flying over a row of proud warships. But convention organizers may soon regret it.
Full StoryDNC Chairperson Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Called a Nitwit By Fellow Congressman
Washington, DC- (SatireWorld.com) Congresswoman Debbie Wassertman-Schultz (D-FL)has again put her size eleven clodhopper in her mouth after she falsely accused Republican Allen West(R-FL) of attempting to ruin Medicare by trying to balance the budget screwed up by President Barack Obama and addressing the National Debt ceiling.
Full StoryFearing a Half-filled Stadium During Obama Speech, The DNC Buses In Anyone To Fill Seats
Charlotte, NC – (SatireWorld.com) College students from across North Carolina will arrive in Charlotte by the busload. Same with members of predominantly black churches in neighboring South Carolina. Even people living in homeless shelters have received a free meal coupon and a bus ticket courtesy of the DNC.
Full StoryDNC Charlotte Convention’s Mount Rushmore-like Sculpture Almost Washed Away By Heavy Downpours
Charlotte, NC — (SatireWorld.com) A torrential downpour that struck Charlotte Saturday afternoon damaged the Mount Rushmore-style sand sculpture bust of President Obama…Yes, an ominous beginning to what many fear is a plagued convention.
Full StoryDNC Plans 2-Hour Islamic “Jumah” Prayer Opener in Charlotte
Charlotte, NC – (SatireWorld.com) The host committee for the Democratic National Convention is raising a number of eyebrows after choosing to proceed with featuring Islamic “Jumah” prayers for two hours on the Friday of its convention, though Democrats earlier denied a Catholic cardinal’s request to say a prayer at the event.
Full StoryReally, Was George W Bush So Bad?
This tells the story, of why Bush was so bad at the end of his term……. The day the democrats took over was not January 22nd 2009, it was actually January 3rd 2007 the day the Democrats took over the House of Representatives and the Senate, at the very start of the 110th Congress.
Full StoryElizabeth ‘Fauxcohantos’ Warren To Open DNC Convention
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Massachusetts Senate candidate Elizabeth Warren announced late Monday that she is slated to open for former President Bill Clinton at this summer’s Democratic National Convention.
Full StoryCode Pink To Protest At The RNC In Tampa…Local Health Officials Placed On Alert!
Tampa, FL – (SatireWorld.com) The motely crew of the fringe woman’s movement ‘Code Pink’has put out the call to ‘demonstrate with your vagina’ at the Republican National Convention in Tampa, Florida. Code Pink is offering an air conditioned bus ride from major cities along the east coast in order to have a turn out that [...]
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