ArchivesTag : Democrats
Obama and NCAA Celebrate Sanctions Against Bend Over U! (Penn State)
Penn State-land – (SatireWorld.com) Mark Emmert, Chairman of the NCAA Executive Committee, today announced sanctions against Penn State as a result of the conviction of former Defensive Football Coach Jerry Sandusky in a multitude of sexual abuse cases. The sanctions while not resulting in the ‘death penalty’, did constitute Life in Prison mired in Division [...]
Full StoryMichelle Obama: “Please Vote For My Husband!”
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) Dear American Taxpayer, For only the second time in my adult life, I am not ashamed of my country. I want to thank the hard working American people for paying $242 thousand dollars for my recent vacation in Spain. My daughter Sasha, several long-time family friends, my personal staff, Mom [...]
Full Story“Nine Reasons Why Me, Your President, Hates Mitt Romney
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Top nine reasons why me, Barack Obama, your humble and abiding President dislikes that rich Republican-for-life Mitt Romney.
Full StoryElizabeth ‘Pocahontas’ Warren Blames Republicans For Her Faked Indian Heritage Claims
..The Boston Herald (SatireWorld.com) On their first day in the Hub, a group of Cherokees hoping to confront Elizabeth Warren over her Native American heritage claims blasted the Democrat for trying to dismiss the ancestry controversy as a non-issue in the Bay State U.S. Senate race.
Full StoryLet the Leaks Continue: Obama Stands Behind Choice of Iraq Ambassador Who Traded Sex for ‘Access.’
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Continuing with his pig headed stubbornness, current President Barack Hussein Obama, who can’t keep a secret if his re-election is involved, stood behind his nomination for Iraq Ambassador despite confirmed inappropriate behaviour while serving as chief of Iraq Security Arrangements in 2008.
Full StorySatire World Investigation: Obama Surrounded with Defective ‘Drones’ He Can’t Get off the Ground!
SAtireWorld Headquarters… Crack investigative journalists from Satire World are now able to reveal that the penchant of current President Obama to appoint Czars in order to institute his ‘new world order’ and circumvent Congress and the common sense of the American people hasn’t gotten off the ground!
Full StoryWith Poll Numbers Tanking,VP Biden Re-Creates Bin Laden Raid For White House Press Corp
Washington, DC- (SatireWorld.com) In an effort to keep the successful US Navy SEAL-Bin Laden raid fresh in the minds of voters, Vice President Joe Biden put on a ‘realistic’ display of how SEAL Team Six successfully negotiated Pakistani air space and breeched the secure walls of the Bin Laden compound rersulting in the death of [...]
Full StoryObama Now Links Demise of Easter Island to Bain Capital and Flesh Eating Conservative Bacteria!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Pulling out all the stops on his assault against capitalism in the run up to his re-immaculation, President Obama said Bain Capital was the major reason Easter Island inhabitants disappeared after they were ‘raped and plundered by blood sucking racist investors, most of whom were probably Mormons!”
Full StoryLindsay Lohan Gets Access to Medicine Cabinet in Super Secret Presidential War Room!
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) In keeping with President Obama’s pledge for “Transparency”, it was announced that Lindsay Lohan was the latest Hollywood ‘celebrity’ to get access to the formerly super secret “Situation Room” at the White House.
Full StoryWhile AFL-CIO Trumka Makes The Big Bucks..Unions Call For Corporate CEOs To ‘Share the Wealth’
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) In a recent email to union “e-Activists,” AFL-CIO President Richard Trumka encourages union members to visit the Executive PayWatch online site, calling it “your one-stop shop for the most recent information on out-of-control CEO pay and what you can do to stop it.”
Full StorySamantha Brick Strikes Chord with Debbie Wasserman Schultz: “I Feel Her Pain” Says DWS!
Broward County, FL – (SatireWorld.com) Samantha Brick, a struggling columnist for a UK paper, struck more than a few raw nerves this week as she described herself as so beautiful, every woman in the world hates her, something Debbie Wasserman Schultz (DWS) said is a feeling she can identify with.
Full StoryIs There Something Rotten In Wisconsin Or Is That Just The Cheese?
Democrats and Liberals are keeping very quiet about this expose that has suddenly come to the surface in Wisconson political scene. Is there any wonder why Obama stayed away from Wisconsin on his latest Campaign Tour even though he was right next door? Wisconsin is the last place they want to talk about right now, [...]
Full StoryNecrophilia Outlawed: DWS’s Husband Files for Divorce Claiming “Debbie’s Dead In Bed!”
Broward County, FL – (SatireWorld.com) In a startling legal finding, the State of Illinois has finally outlawed Necrophilia, a new law certain to affect US web dating habits, and already affecting the marital rights of several high profile Democratic husbands.
Full StoryMaxine Waters (D-CA) Earns SatireWorld’s ‘Poop Head-of-the-Week’ Award’
Washington,DC – (SatireWorld.com) Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA)said banks on Wall Street are “shaking in their boots” at the prospect of her becoming Chairwoman of the House Financial Services Committee. For this, Rep. Waters has earned the coveted Poop Head of-the-Week Award!
Full StoryNewt Bombshell: I May Run for the Democratic Nomination!
On the campaign trail…. -(SatireWorld.com) Newt Gingrich, never one to miss a beat or sense which way the wind is blowing, announced he is seriously considering taking on Barry Obama for the Democratic Presidential nomination.
Full StoryAnd the Bride Wore….Pink? Barney Frank Announces Nuptuals and Wedding Plans!
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Although Massachusetts congressman Barney Frank had earlier announced his ‘engagement’ and pending marriage to long time partner Jim READY,42, plans for the bachelorette party, wedding, honeymoon and wishes to raise a family had been left rather vague.
Full StoryMF’s Corzine to Congress: If I tell you where the money went, I’m a Dead Man!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Disgraced MF Global CEO Jon Corzine repeatedly either took the fifth, or pleaded ignorance over the $1.2B in purloined capital from customer accounts as he faced inquisitors in Congress.
Full StoryEarly Absentee Ballots Counted in Chicago: Vince Foster Still Supports Hillary Despite Mystery Death!
Chicago, IL – (SatireWorld.com) Conspiracy theory pundits are going wild with the news that former Clinton counsel, and alleged paramour of Hillary Clinton, is alive and voting in Chicago along with over 90 other ‘dead’ people close to the Clintons who expired under clouded circumstances!
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