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Several States Making Unusual Requests of Republican Candidates

VIRGINIA – (satireworld.com) Trying to quell any attempt by Donald Trump to potentially launch a third-party run for the White House in 2016, state legislators in several states are debating whether to pass requirements that candidates sign or agree to “loyalty oaths,” stating they would support whoever the Republican nominee is, and forgo running as […]

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Megyn Kelly’s MILF Status in Question After Debate Performance

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) Controversy has erupted in male circles coast to coast after Fox News Channel’s Megyn Kelly threw a “war on women” statement and question at Republican front-runner Donald Trump early in Thursday night’s debate. Was Trump immature in his response? Sure he was. But Donald answered the charge by saying any […]

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Trump Releases Renovation Plans For Post-Obama White House

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) One thing you can say about Donald Trump is that he’s a forward looking real estate planner! Today’s press release shores up that statement with an architects rending of the future Trump White House after The Donald’s builders complete a renovation to the 200 year old national landmark.

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Donald Trump Claims He’s Found Obama’s ‘Lost Birth Certificate’

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) Score one for The Donald ! After months of frenzied investigations and a bevy of expensive private eyes shuttling across three continents, billionaire Donald Trump claims he’s found Barack Obama’s real birth certificate and the results are not all that pretty.

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Donald Trump Denies AFL-CIO Family Connection

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) Swirling rumors of Presidential candidate and business magnate Donald Trump’s secret Polish ancestry have surfaced in recent days tying the New York City icon to labor unions and the union’s leftist-based movement to socialize America.

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Donald Trump ‘Captured,’ Ordered Held in Broom Closet by RNC

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) Because of his thoughtless comments about Senator John McCain being captured during the Vietnam war, Republican Party Chairman, Reince Priebus, has ordered that presidential candidate Donald Trump be held in a broom closet for one year to learn some empathy for what Mr. McCain went through.

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Trump Just Purchased 2016 Election, Will Paint White House Gold

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) The Donald announced today that because he was tired of listening to all the crap in the media about Hillary Clinton’s inevitability in 2016, he has called the media’s bluff and paid enough voters to back him – they’re now all under contract to do so – that his run […]

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Satireworld Gives ‘Thumbs Up’ To Donald Trumps Wife!

Trump Towers, NYC – (satireworld.com) President Trump? It could be in our very near future, but the best part is we’ll have a very attractive first lady who speaks four languages and has forged a very successful career in the fashion industry as our First Lady. Furthermore, foreign leaders will clamor for state visits by […]

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Plastic Surgeons Now Offering Rent To Own Services

Los Angeles, CA – (satireworld.com) First, you could rent a house. Renting cars and moving vans were followed by rent-to-own furniture, electronics, or appliances. The next evolutionary steps were rent-to-own tires and rent to own home computers. The latest innovation in this fast growing industry are rent-to-own breast implants!

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Miss Canada Turns Out To Be A Man! Eligibility Denied In Miss Universe Contest

Port Dover, Canada – (SatireWorld.com) According to Bjorn Davies, Port Dover’s national director of Miss Universe Canada, rules state to participate in a Miss Universe franchise pageant each contestant must be a “naturally born female.” This qualification has knocked Miss Universe Canada finalist Jenna Talackova out of competition.

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Kinky Friedman to Front Allen West Benefit Concert to Parody Wasserman-Schultz!

Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys, the iconic country music group from the tumbleweed state will be reprising some of their most infamous, and hilarious hits in an upcoming rally for Florida Congressman Allen West as the backlash against Debbie Wasserman Schultz rolls on!

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Barack Obama Demands To See Donald Trump’s Toupee Receipts

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) President Barack Obama, sick and tired of the recent birth certificate debacle, has decided to get even with Donald Trump. At a recent fund raising dinner, he demanded that the billionaire show the world his toupee receipts.

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Donald Trump Claims He’s Found Obama’s ‘Lost Birth Certificate’

New York, NY-(SatireWorld.com) Score one for The Donald! After months of frenzied investigations and a bevy of expensive private eyes shuttling across three continents, billionaire Donald Trump claims he’s found Barack Obama’s real birth certificate and the results aren’t pretty.

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Michelle Obama Considers Liposuction to Boost Barry’s ‘Debt Reduction’ Image in Run Up to 2012!

The White House-(SatireWorld.com) Washington insiders are reporting that Michelle Obama, whose public image is weighing heavily on the President’s re election chances, has been urged to seek an intervention to address her ass.

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Donald Trump Sends Private Investigators To Look For Obama’s ‘Real’ Birthplace

New York, NY-(SatireWorld.com) Billionaire and hairspray mogul, Donald Trump, has dispatched a team of private investigators to look into the real birthplace of President Barack Hussein Obama. According to Trump, ‘the boy has something to hide, especially after spending $2 million in leagal fees to fight allegations of his rightful birth place.’

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Imam In, Imam Out! NYC Mosque Mess Doesn’t Impress Trade Tower Survivors!

New York City-(satireworld.com) Public Relation troubles continue for plans on the Muslim 9/11 Bomb Memorial in NYC as the second Imam spokesman for the project was forced to resign after yet more inflammatory statements enraged all New Yorkers, with the exception of the Mayor, Michael Bloomberg.

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