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Obama Indirectly Endorses Donald Trump for President

Shima Japan – (satireworld.com) The story carried in USA liberal media (TV and newspapers) about Democratic President Obama making snide remarks (during a US election year) about “foreign leader’s being rattled by presumptive Republican Presidential Nominee Donald Trump” was false. The problem was due to a bug in an artificial intelligence translation computer, translating Obama’s […]

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Realtors’ One-No-Trump Blinder As ‘Chateau Obama’ Contracts Exchanged

Washington DC – (Satireworld.com) The 10-bed, 20-bathroom, $30m Georgetown listing is in hush-hush contract according to back channels at Bulldozerbait & Teardown, realtors to DC’s elite.

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Obama Warns Trump: “This Ain’t No Party, This Ain’t No Disco”

WASHINGTON – (satireworld.com) President Obama lectured reporters and Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump today that the presidency is a serious job, and not just some reality show.

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Republican Presidential Hopefuls to Meet in Steel Cage Death Match

SOUTH CAROLINA – (satireworld.com) This week, CNN is hosting a unique event in the world of politics. Because of the vitriol displayed between the Republican candidates in the last GOP debate, the network is hosting a two-night, steel cage death match to whittle down the current field of six presidential hopefuls.

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The NYCTP Has Been Activated

New York NY – (satireworld.com) Democratic Mayor Bill de Blasio has announced that “Donald Trump will not receive any more construction contracts from New York City (NYC) because of his “criminal thoughts!” Some possible thoughts that provoked this blather from (communist or crazy) Bill de Blasio, e.g. Trumps stand on crime, Muslims, illegal immigration, the […]

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Republican Presidential Field in Disarray After Graham, Pataki Exit

NEW YORK – (satireworld.com) The Republican presidential field is scrambling this week to find a way forward after the shocking, recent departures of John McCain’s BFF, Lindsey Graham, and former New York governor George Pataki. The announcements also crushed the dreams of millions who were hoping to see the first male president named Lindsey.

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Trump: ‘My Schlong Is Bigger Than Hillary’s’

Trump Towers, NYC – (satireworld.com) Rocking from his recent successful taunting of Democratic presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton by accusing her of being ‘schlonged’ by political neophyte Barack Obama back in 2008, Donald Trump again raised the ante by stating at a recent media gathering that ‘his schlong is bigger than Hillary’s!’

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Trump Aims to Restructure Branches of Government

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) Speaking from his luxury Trump Tower office this week, Donald Trump promised supporters that, if elected, he would restructure the American government system to bring it more in line with what our Founding Fathers envisioned. Today’s government is nothing like the one that made America the strong nation it once […]

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Democrats Accuse Trump of Reading Lines Off Cue Cards on SNL

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) Democratic National Committee chairbeast, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, accused Donald Trump of reading some of his lines off of cue cards during his hosting gig on Saturday Night Live last night. Schultz says she is appalled that Trump would stoop to such a stunt.

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Painting Trump With Menstrual Blood? Only a Liberal Would Think of That

PORTLAND – (satireworld.com) Proving again that liberalism is a mental disorder, a progressive Portland woman has expressed her distaste for Donald Trump by painting a portrait of the Republican front runner using her own menstrual blood as paint. True story. She reportedly tried to flatten out her own poop to fire it in a kiln […]

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Trump Vows to Eradicate #BLM During First 100 Days in Office

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) Donald Trump today made an announcement at a campaign event that has his poll numbers skyrocketing. Trump told a crowd of thousands that if elected president he would put an end to the out-of-control #BlackLivesMatter movement. The crowd cheered enthusiastically as he went on to discuss strategies for eradicating the hate […]

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Several States Making Unusual Requests of Republican Candidates

VIRGINIA – (satireworld.com) Trying to quell any attempt by Donald Trump to potentially launch a third-party run for the White House in 2016, state legislators in several states are debating whether to pass requirements that candidates sign or agree to “loyalty oaths,” stating they would support whoever the Republican nominee is, and forgo running as […]

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Megyn Kelly’s MILF Status in Question After Debate Performance

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) Controversy has erupted in male circles coast to coast after Fox News Channel’s Megyn Kelly threw a “war on women” statement and question at Republican front-runner Donald Trump early in Thursday night’s debate. Was Trump immature in his response? Sure he was. But Donald answered the charge by saying any […]

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Trump Releases Renovation Plans For Post-Obama White House

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) One thing you can say about Donald Trump is that he’s a forward looking real estate planner! Today’s press release shores up that statement with an architects rending of the future Trump White House after The Donald’s builders complete a renovation to the 200 year old national landmark.

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Donald Trump Claims He’s Found Obama’s ‘Lost Birth Certificate’

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) Score one for The Donald ! After months of frenzied investigations and a bevy of expensive private eyes shuttling across three continents, billionaire Donald Trump claims he’s found Barack Obama’s real birth certificate and the results are not all that pretty.

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Donald Trump Denies AFL-CIO Family Connection

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) Swirling rumors of Presidential candidate and business magnate Donald Trump’s secret Polish ancestry have surfaced in recent days tying the New York City icon to labor unions and the union’s leftist-based movement to socialize America.

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Donald Trump ‘Captured,’ Ordered Held in Broom Closet by RNC

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) Because of his thoughtless comments about Senator John McCain being captured during the Vietnam war, Republican Party Chairman, Reince Priebus, has ordered that presidential candidate Donald Trump be held in a broom closet for one year to learn some empathy for what Mr. McCain went through.

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Trump Just Purchased 2016 Election, Will Paint White House Gold

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) The Donald announced today that because he was tired of listening to all the crap in the media about Hillary Clinton’s inevitability in 2016, he has called the media’s bluff and paid enough voters to back him – they’re now all under contract to do so – that his run […]

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Satireworld Gives ‘Thumbs Up’ To Donald Trumps Wife!

Trump Towers, NYC – (satireworld.com) President Trump? It could be in our very near future, but the best part is we’ll have a very attractive first lady who speaks four languages and has forged a very successful career in the fashion industry as our First Lady. Furthermore, foreign leaders will clamor for state visits by […]

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Plastic Surgeons Now Offering Rent To Own Services

Los Angeles, CA – (satireworld.com) First, you could rent a house. Renting cars and moving vans were followed by rent-to-own furniture, electronics, or appliances. The next evolutionary steps were rent-to-own tires and rent to own home computers. The latest innovation in this fast growing industry are rent-to-own breast implants!

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Miss Canada Turns Out To Be A Man! Eligibility Denied In Miss Universe Contest

Port Dover, Canada – (SatireWorld.com) According to Bjorn Davies, Port Dover’s national director of Miss Universe Canada, rules state to participate in a Miss Universe franchise pageant each contestant must be a “naturally born female.” This qualification has knocked Miss Universe Canada finalist Jenna Talackova out of competition.

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Kinky Friedman to Front Allen West Benefit Concert to Parody Wasserman-Schultz!

Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys, the iconic country music group from the tumbleweed state will be reprising some of their most infamous, and hilarious hits in an upcoming rally for Florida Congressman Allen West as the backlash against Debbie Wasserman Schultz rolls on!

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Barack Obama Demands To See Donald Trump’s Toupee Receipts

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) President Barack Obama, sick and tired of the recent birth certificate debacle, has decided to get even with Donald Trump. At a recent fund raising dinner, he demanded that the billionaire show the world his toupee receipts.

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Donald Trump Claims He’s Found Obama’s ‘Lost Birth Certificate’

New York, NY-(SatireWorld.com) Score one for The Donald! After months of frenzied investigations and a bevy of expensive private eyes shuttling across three continents, billionaire Donald Trump claims he’s found Barack Obama’s real birth certificate and the results aren’t pretty.

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Michelle Obama Considers Liposuction to Boost Barry’s ‘Debt Reduction’ Image in Run Up to 2012!

The White House-(SatireWorld.com) Washington insiders are reporting that Michelle Obama, whose public image is weighing heavily on the President’s re election chances, has been urged to seek an intervention to address her ass.

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Donald Trump Sends Private Investigators To Look For Obama’s ‘Real’ Birthplace

New York, NY-(SatireWorld.com) Billionaire and hairspray mogul, Donald Trump, has dispatched a team of private investigators to look into the real birthplace of President Barack Hussein Obama. According to Trump, ‘the boy has something to hide, especially after spending $2 million in leagal fees to fight allegations of his rightful birth place.’

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Imam In, Imam Out! NYC Mosque Mess Doesn’t Impress Trade Tower Survivors!

New York City-(satireworld.com) Public Relation troubles continue for plans on the Muslim 9/11 Bomb Memorial in NYC as the second Imam spokesman for the project was forced to resign after yet more inflammatory statements enraged all New Yorkers, with the exception of the Mayor, Michael Bloomberg.

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