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The 2013 ‘Dorking Dorks’ Award Winners Are….

It’s with great pleasure that SatireWorld announces….. It’s that time again…..The 2013 Dorking Dorks Awards are out! These annual honors are given to the persons who did the human gene pool the biggest service by disposing of themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way.

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In Letter From The Grave, Jimmy Savile Boasts….”I’m Martin Shuttlecock’s Real Father”

London (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) In a posthumorus letter addressed to a British tabloid, children’s presenter Jimmy Savile admitted he is Dorking Review writer Martin Shuttlecock’s real father.

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Martin Shuttlecock Kicked Off Another Writer’s Site For Troll-like Behavior

Begger’s Loop(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Jobless, homeless, and without supporting friends, Ian Younge (aka Martin Shuttlecock plus other names) has hit rock bottom after yet another writer’s online site (newsbiscuit) caught on that he is hopelessly addicted to troll-like behavior toward other people, other readers, and honest contributors.

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Local Man Gets Insulting Birthday Surprise – Culprits Now Sought By Interpol

Charleston, SC – (SatireWorld.com) The Charleson bomb squad responded to a frantic call from a frazzled writer who thought one of the many public figures he’s lampooned over the years was about to get their revenge on of all days….His birthday!

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Fool Falls and Breaks His Arm During Drunken Anti-Birthday Celebration

Dorking (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Upon hearing of all the fun going on at SatireWorld over Captain America’s birthday, the jealous scoundrels at the Spoof.com decided to hold a anti-birthday bash at their headquarters in Dorking. Beer and whiskey flowed as each toasted their victory in running a once fun website into the hard cold ground. […]

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Gay Chinese Claims The Dork Dance Made Him Stupid

Beijing, China – (SatireWorld.com) Wong Fu was a typical engineering student at the People’s University in Beijing. But when he went online and saw a new dance craze sweeping parts of England, he took a few moments and learned the intricate dance moves. It was a big mistake for Fu who later learned his IQ […]

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Local Authors Strike Lucative Deal With Leading Toilet Paper Manufacturer

Dorking (UK) Eleven novice authors have struck it rich by signing a lucrative deal with a leading US toilet paper manufacturer. The authors of what’s being described as the worst book of the millenium, have found an outlet for their latest work that promises big bucks and some happy ‘end’ users.

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Desperate Dorks Buy Their Own Book to Pump Sales Then Fight Over Profits!

Dorking, England – (SatireWorld.com) Shortly after the State Department was found to have bought and distributed over $70k worth of Obama’s first biography , ‘Bongs with my Father,’ mostly to nations that either don’t read or speak English, a cabal of UK writers fancied they had hit on the method to spur their own lagging […]

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Glascow Physicians Successfully Evaluate Lynton Cox’s ‘Writer’s Malady’ and Publish Findings

Glascow (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Medical researchers at the prestigious Glascow Medical School have evaluated Lynton Cox in a recent round of testing. The advanced testing confirmed the reason behind, and the probable cause, of Cox’s dreadful attempts at ‘long-winded’ writing. This condition is further defined where anything under three short paragraphs is impossible for a […]

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Live Broadcast YouTube Video Proves Embarassing To Dorking Review Writer

Portsmouth, UK – (SatireWorld.com) Lights! Action! Camera! Did someone say adult diapers? Professional props somewhat helped with the newest promotional video launch for the ‘Dorking Review’ writer Martin Shuttlecock. In an effort to toast the merits of his new book,(that in recent days has been badly panned by reviewers on marketing sites such as Barnes […]

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English Town Holds Anti-Spoof Protest

Dorky,England – (SatireWorld.com) The SW English town of Dorky held a rare celebration last night, an event that pulled in hundreds of angry towns people who gave up a night of television in order to vent their anger at a group of eleven outsiders who internationaly ridiculed their town and its residents on a sub-par […]

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BOOK REVIEW: Writer’s Site Proves Old Addage…Give Enough Monkeys A Typewriter And….

Dingleberry, England – (SatireWorld.com) Johnathon Sabastian-Kent’s Monthly Book Review The old addage of ‘give enough monkeys a typewriter and sooner or later they’ll write a story worthy of Shakespeare,’ has almost come true for a group of novice writers located near Lancaster, England…. Well almost that is.

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In A Scathing Rebuke, Publishing House Charges Authors To Publish Their Own Book!

Cagliari, Sardinia – (SatireWorld.com) The publishing house of Lightweight Books announced a new policy, the first in its one hundred year publishing history where they will be charging certain authors to publish their own works. Lightweight House, a respected leader in publications, with famous literary offerings such as… Proper blanket folding, cabinet hardware selection, and […]

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Competing Site Forms Ragtag Army Attacks SatireWorld!

London, England – (SatireWorld.com) Scores of drunken and mainly over-the-hill Englishmen launched an unprovoked attack against SatireWorld early this morning. Casualties were reported to be heavy on the English side as patriotic SW defenders threw projectiles made from ‘Dorky Books’ back in defense of their territory. When asked to explain what that particular book was, […]

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