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Obama and Calderon Cement New Open Border Policy With a Toke and a Pint!
The White House-(SatireWorld.com) Obama and Mexico President Felipe “The Butcher of Tijuana” Calderon announced a new trade pact today as the two strongmen exchanged gifts at the White House celebrating The United States of Mexico.
Full StoryNapolitano & 82nd Airborne to Jump Into Acapulco to Prove “Mexico is Perfectly Safe to Visit!”
Fort Bragg, NC-(satireworld.com) Despite news reports of Mexico’s 30,327th violent murder linked to government sponsored drug activity, Obama says travel is not restricted, and urges spring breakers to continue with plans to “go have a good time, get drunk, get laid….our youth need to lose their heads occasionally!”
Full StoryObama Admits Marijuana Use As Teen
Normal, Il -(satireworld.com) President Barack Obama, opened a three day swing through the heartland with a visit to the Fi Cannabis Society, a marijuana advocacy group, in downtown Normal, Il.
Full StoryMarijuana Doesn’t Make You High Claims US Government
Washington, DC (satireworld.com) Marijuana potency increased last year to the highest level in more than 30 years. It now poses a greater risk to people who take the drug to get high, but only if you light it. This claim was according to a report released Thursday by the mostly harmless White House.
Full StoryHarry Potter Fans Connected To An Upsurge Of Crime And Even Deaths
Los Angeles, CA- (satireworld.com) Ever since the popular series of books and movies about the fictionalized character Harry Potter were released, Police have reported a steady and upward rising number of thefts that have been connected to Harry Potter wannabees.
Full StoryHollywood Stars Rush Out To Receive Free Prescription Drugs
Hollywood, CA(SatireWorld.com) According to the latest full-page ad in the Hollywood Facts Line magazine…What’s a little fame without an addiction, right? Well, let’s face it, making a zillion dollars a movie, having the most gorgeous women on earth throwing themselves at you, being treated like a celebrity wherever you go is all really hard, all [...]
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