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Weiner Holder Announces Surprise 2016 Presidential Bid

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) BREAKING NEWS! As if 2016 wasn’t full of enough political surprises! This afternoon at 2 PM a joint press conference with both ex-congressman Anthony Weiner and ex-US Attorney General Eric Holder surprised even the most seasoned experts by announcing a bid for the US presidency and Vice Presidency.

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Thanks to Affirmative Action Spoof writer & white lyrist breaks into Rap Music at #1!

Charleston, SC – (satireworld.com) Satire World Writer Evil Williams is reveling in his new found fame as an iconic white rapper as his surprise hit “Yo, Go F***k your ownself” soared to #1 over the weekend on pirated FM channel 101 Rap broadcasting from a gambling boat based out of Charleston, SC.

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Oklahoma vs Illinois…A Comparision of Right versus the Corrupt

Illinois and Oklahoma : Look at these two states,it makes for an interesting contrast. The first part is about Illinois and the second part is about Oklahoma!

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Washington Redskins Football Franchise Leaving Washington DC

Olympia Washington – (satireworld.com) The heads of 30 federally recognized Indian tribes (Native Americans) that live in or off the 30 reservations located in Washington State held a meeting here in the Capital city. The subject was how to derive continued revenue to support scholarship and benefits to all Indian tribes residing in the state.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents True Facts……..according to Nopes! #153

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents True Facts

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Ferguson Suspect Not Charged With Most Serious Charges Due to Possible Black Privilege

FERGUSON, MO – (satireworld.com) Jeffrey Williams, the man charged Sunday with the shooting of two Ferguson police officer’s last week, has been spared for the time being from more serious charges of attempted murder thanks, in part, to his black privilege. Williams is being held on $300,000 cash bail and more serious charges could always […]

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Race Pimps Confused Over Red Substance Showing Up on Them

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) During a taping of MSNBC’s Morning Joe show this morning, the nation’s head race pimp, Al Sharpton, stopped mid-sentence and noticed a strange, red substance breaking out on his fingers and dripping down his wrists and forearms when he held his arms up. Sharpton had been in the middle of […]

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Sharpton, Holder Want Federal Charges for Hurt Feelings

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) After a meeting this week between two mental midgets, Eric Holder and Al Sharpton, it was decided that there needs to be a lower threshold for racist attorneys to be able to bring federal charges against non-blacks in any kind of criminal case involving a black man or woman. They both […]

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DOJ Considering Banning Parking Lots After Chapel Hill Shootings

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) In the aftermath of the horrible shooting deaths of three Muslims by a crazed gunman in Chapel Hill, North Carolina, Attorney General Eric Holder said his agency is considering banning all parking lots nationwide in order to curb this type of violence in the future. Police reports indicate the shooting took […]

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Obama Surprises by Nominating Loretta Lynn as Next Attorney General

NASHVILLE, TN  – (satireworld.com) This mecca of country western music is abuzz today with the news that President Obama has nominated singing superstar Loretta Lynn to be the next Attorney General, replacing outgoing Agitator General, Eric Holder. Lynn was shocked but flattered at news of the nomination.

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CDC Director Tom Frieden is Latest Graduate of Obama School of Leadership and Accountability

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) The latest student to graduate with honors at the Obama School of Leadership and Accountability is CDC Director Tom Frieden. Frieden excels at apologizing, not owning up to his mistakes, failing to exercise common sense, and insisting he is still the right man for the job despite giving numerous false statements […]

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Michael Sam Cut From Rams, Sales of Bar Soap Return to Pre-Draft Levels

St. Louis, MO – (satireworld.com) Several months ago, shortly after the NFL draft, sales of bar soap plummeted in this Midwestern city and experts were perplexed as to why there was a sharp drop off in sales.

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Obama dispatches Holder and Huma to Vermont after Bacon sign at breakfast joint infuriates lone ISIS tourist!

Winoowski,VT – (satireworld.com) Forget Ferguson…Winoowski, VT is the next hot bed of racial and religious intolerance requiring White House intervention after a popular local breakfast restaurant became the target of the lone Muslim in town who said “she was just passing through the state after walking across the border from Canada on her way to […]

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Eric Holder Begins New Operation in Ferguson, ‘Fast and Furious 2: Rush to Judgment’

Ferguson, MO – (satireworld.com) Our activist Attorney General has arrived in Ferguson to kick off his next controversial program. His plan is to bend the legal system any way necessary to secure a conviction for the police officer who shot and killed Mike Brown. Facts in the case will simply be considered collateral damage.

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AG Holder Orders Another Mike Brown Autopsy: “We’ll Do This Thing Until We Get the Results We Want!”

Washington D. C. – (satireworld.com) Activist Attorney General, Eric Holder, isn’t satisfied with initial autopsy results on Mike Brown, the Ferguson shooting victim, so he has decided to order that a second procedure be performed.

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Obama Regime vows to ‘stamp out Evil”; Satire Writer now on the lam to UK and holed up in Ecuadorian Embassy?

Austin, TX – (satireworld.com) In an effort to reenergize their base after a series of disastrous defeats in the Supreme Court (13-0, which BTW in Little League would have implemented the mercy rule) Obama in a major address to Al Jazera said he and Eric Holder would refocus their attention on stamping out Internet dissent […]

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Angry Obama solves VA crisis: orders Holder to ‘dump’ 57,000 vets in Newfoundland!

Ottawa,Canada – (satireworld.com) The Canadian government said it was in crisis mode after the Obama regime, led by Eric Holder, moved to solve the VA scandal by dumping over 57,000 veterans awaiting medical evaluation in Canada.

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72 Killed and 200 Wounded During Early Morning Gun Confiscation Grab In Boston

Boston – (satireworld.com) National Guard units seeking to confiscate a cache of recently banned assault weapons were ambushed on April 19 by elements of a para-military extremist faction. Military and law enforcement sources estimate that 72 were killed and more than 200 injured before government forces were compelled to withdraw.

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Who Is Really the Domestic Terrorist? A Satireworld Editorial

A SATIRE WORLD EDITORIAL So… the Honorable Ex-Senate Majority Leader from Nevada (Mr. Harry Reid) believes that all of the people who once showed up to protest the treatment of the rancher in his home state are “Domestic Terrorists.” Does he also believe that the people who showed up to support Trayvon Martin were also […]

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Alan B. West says….’For What Does Our Republic Stand?’

via Alan B. West The question for us as Americans — residents of a Constitutional Republic — is for what does this Republic stand?

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Sheila Jackson Lee: “Constitution so old it’s irrelevant and should be retired!”

US House of Representatives – (satireworld.com) Texas congress woman Sheila Jackson Lee who turned down an opportunity to attend a charter school in her youth as being ‘racist and anti union’, took to the House floor to say it was time to turn the US Constitution out to pasture as being “400 years old, out […]

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Viagra blamed for Holder Blackout after blood rushes to his HEAD !

Washington,DC – (satireworld.com) Attorney General Eric Holder, 63, almost 69, was rushed to Walter Reid hospital today after he blacked out during a closed door meeting with President Obama to discuss copping a plea on several current White House scandals to take the heat off Barry!

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Karzai’s final sticking point to Afghan withdrawal: Pension, Benefits, Security and Obamacare!

Kabul, Afghanistan – (satireworld.com) The Obama White House said final withdrawal plans are almost complete for Barry to withdraw all troops in Afghanistan by Halloween 2014 after intensive negotiations between Hamid Karzai and US shadow ambassador Valerie Jarrett.

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Obama points to One Bright Spot after Health Care Exchanges Open and FREEZE! Cites ‘unprecedented” enrollment in Mexico City and only 12 beheadings!

ATT00001 Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Despite the government enlisting furloughed postal workers, White House Janitors, Obama Phone distributors, and prisoners on ‘early release’, the ObamaKare Exchanges were off to a dysfunctional start everywhere except in Mexico according an Al-Zazerra report from Rachel Maddow.

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Why Racial Profiling Works

A SATIREWORLD EDITORIAL: I think most citizens feel the police and the justice system are not biased against minorities. I’ve never been stopped because I’m acting with suspicion. I expect our law enforcement people to use their street smarts and question why a wolf might be walking near the sheep pen! So, in effect profiling […]

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Editorial: President Obama Creates Another Diversion

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The golfer in chief emerged from the 19th hole, saw his shadow and decided to continue doing nothing, except ruin the USA for the next six weeks.

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Eric Holder Played with his Ding Dong Over Hong Kong While Edward Snowdon Slipped Away!

Justice Department – (SatireWord.com) The United States government wrote the wrong middle name on documents requesting Edward Snowden’s extradition from Hong Kong, the Wall Street Journal reported Wednesday.

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Secret Service left red faced after Straight Christian Proponent of Constitution found hiding in plain sight in Obama’s Cabinet!

The White House – (SatireWorld.com) Despite vigorous checks by the Secret Service to weed out any conservatives on the short list for Obama staffers, it wasn’t until Valerie Jarrett over the weekend caught up on her monitoring of a few thousand phone calls, e-mails, and credit card statements that she discovered what she labeled “a […]

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Meet The Obama Advocate Who Thinks Her Vote Is More Important Than Yours

Columbus, OH – (SatireWorld.com) Meet Melowese Richardson. An African-American who thinks the nation’s voter laws are for someone else to observe. Richardson,the former Ohio poll worker who admitted flat-out to voting twice for President Barack Obama in November 2012, was convicted Tuesday of illegal voting.

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White House To Add Laugh Track Audio During All Jay Carney Press Conferences

The White House – (SatireWorld.com) White House press secretary Jay Carney on Tuesday again referred questions about the collection of Associated Press phone records to the Department of Justice, stating that President Barack Obama remained a “strong defender of the First Amendment.”

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