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Michelle Obama: ‘Domestic Spy Drones Will Only Be Used In Our Fight Against Obesity’

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The Obama Administration reversed course on its use of spy drones on US citizens, saying armed drones will only be used against fat citizens who overeat the wrong foods and will not be targeted against skinny people, or specially marked ‘plump’ Democrats.

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Pvt. Bradley Manning, Maj Nidal Malik Hasan Join Colin Powell Endorsing Obama!

The Pentagon – (SatireWorld.com) In order to counteract a fully paid privately funded ad by over 500 retired general officers endorsing Mitt Romney, the Obama campaign proudly announced two more proponents of his regime by the military bringing the total to 6, give or take whether you believe Benedict Arnold is alive or dead and […]

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DOJ’s Eric Holder OK’s Installation of Bidet for UK Terrorist Who Can’t Wipe his own Arse With Two Stumps

Levenworth Penitentiary – (SatireWorld.com) A long awaited extradition from the UK for Egyptian born inept bomber Mustafa Kamel (sic) Mustafa,(MKM) (he blew off both hands and an eye while playing cricket according to his autobiography) has brought added expenses for his up keep, a fact long endured by the Brits.

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Chicago White House Mafia Foists Off Illinois Prison on Unwitting Taxpayers

Chicago, IL – (SatireWorld.com) The Obama Crime Family floated yet another ‘stimulus’ plan today sure to create hysterical frenzy and insure yet another 500 votes for the Democratic Political Cartel in Illinois.

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Patty Hearst Links Eric Holder to ‘Gun Walking’ for SLA in ’74 While at Columbia!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Columbia University mug shot of Holder after he was involved in ‘armed’ student unrest at Columbia in 1973 while an active SLA member who allegedly walked guns to Donald DeFreeze and Patty Hearst during bloody summer of 1974!

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DOJ Mulls Extradition of Christians on Egypt’s Kill List for “Peace in Our Time!”

Cairo, Egypt – (SatireWorld.com) Egypt’s new President for Life, Mohamed Morsi of the Muslim Murderhood called Hussein Obama on the carpet in a late night phone call demanding he turn over a host of Christian ministers and ‘hate mongers’ in exchange for calling off demonstrations through out the world.

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How Liberals Plan On Taking Down the Second Amendment With The Help Of Eric Holder and Trevor Martin

Via: The American Thinker Jeff Lipkes Very soon after his 2009 inauguration, Barack Obama decided to move ahead with plans to use the horrific number of deaths in the Mexican drug wars as a pretext for new gun control laws. On March 26, 2009 Attorney General Eric Holder proposed ban on ‘assault weapons’ in order […]

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Elizabeth Warren Assails Scotland Yard over “Red List” replacing “Black List” for “Sensitivity Reasons!”

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Embattled Senate Candidate Elizabeth Warren, still digging her own grave concerning her alleged Native American roots, doubled down over Scotland Yards new ‘sensitivity policy’ requiring that the terms ‘Black List” and ‘White List’ be struck down in order to promote racial harmony.

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Eric Holder: ‘New Federal Concentration Camps Will Have Color TVs and Limited Internet Access’

The Justice Department – (SatireWorld.com) The Obama administrations emphasis on cleaning up its image concerning the new Concentration Camps, or mass detention camps as officials call them, took a turn for the better when Justice Department head Attorney General Eric Holder showed reporters the nicely painted 18 man cells with a brand new 14 inch […]

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Debbie Wasserman Schultz Says Obama and Biden Today’s Lone Ranger and Tonto!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Debbie Wasserman Schultz (DWA), the Democratic National Committee Charwoman (DNCC) proclaimed Obama and Biden the “New Western Heroes of Law and Order following in the hoof prints of the Lone Ranger and Tonto, our country’s first true Union law enforcement agents”

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Solar Panel’s Greatest Energy Feat So Far Is Toasting Obama!

The White House – (SatireWorld.com) The Solyndra company solar panel mess seems to be coming back to take a big chunk of Obama-butt admist growing anger over a $500 million dollar taxpayer loan that borders on being fraudulent. The Washngton Post is reporting that officials and a donor close to the president warned the White […]

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