ArchivesTag : european union
Chu on This! Secretary of Energy Says He Gets “A” for Doubling Gas Prices!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) University of California Graduate, Climate Change Proselytizer and Nobel Prize winner Steven Chu, who doesn’t own a car, told a Congressional hearing that he deserves ‘stellar’ marks for guiding gas prices from $1.85 a gallon to $3.85 during his tenure in the Obama administration.
Full StoryPancake Day in Britain Falls Flat as 600 Students Detained for Using Aunt Jemima Racist Mix!
London(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Pancake day, originally kicked off in 1445 when a woman rushed to answer church bells carrying her smoking hot frying pan while flipping her unfinished pancake, had unfortunate overtones yesterday as a horde of students were held on suspicion of violating human rights and multiculturalism laws!
Full StoryExposed! Al Gore’s Global Warming Theory Based Solely on His Rectal Temperature, Male Menopause and “Hot Flashes”
New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) The Global Warming theory espoused by Al Gore, hundreds of scientists being paid mega research grants to back up the world’s largest ‘gas bag’, and left wing demagogues using scare tactics to extort billions from independent manufacturing companies, is beginning to unravel as investigators penetrate the disgraceful lies perpetrated on [...]
Full StoryBunga-Bunga Italian Pool Party Cruise Leaves Ship Wop Sided on Rocks!
Rome, Italy – (SatireWorld.com) In yet another embarrassing crash involving the European Union, an Italian Cruise ship steered 4 miles off course into unchartered waters off Italy, and promptly sank, yet another victim of Italian false bravado and blatant irresponsibility.
Full StoryEU Diversity Edict Kills Primogeniture in UK: First Born Son Can Now be Queen!
The centuries old tradition of Primogeniture in Britain which determined that succession to the Crown went to the first born male over other siblings has been overturned due to concerns of the EU over ‘gender equality, diversity and religious freedom.’
Full StoryToo Late! Fergus McCarthy Throws His Hat in Ring for Ireland’s Presidency!
(SatireWorld.com) Friends of Irish Poet, Contractor, and Artist, Fergus McCarthy said they weren’t surprised that the crusty curmudgeon filed for the Irish Presidency just minutes too late.
Full StoryCunard Moves 3 Queens to Bermuda! Next to Leave Britain Elton John?
Hamilton, Bermuda – (SatireWorld.com) Once the sun never set on the British flag, today, the last three floating Queens announced they would be moving to Bermuda and flying that island’s flag as a matter of ‘convenience’ as it became more and more difficult to comply with edicts from the European Union’s Council of Meddlers based [...]
Full StoryAfter Knox Release, New Hope for Joran Van der Sloot Freedom Under ‘Human Rights’ Edict!
Lima, Peru – (SatireWorld.com) Sociopath Johan Van der Sloot, suspected of killing one college student in Aruba, and caught red handed in Peru after strangling another, is said to be ‘encouraged’ that he could be home in time for Christmas after the European Union has come to his aid.
Full StoryWhere in hell is the EU going to find £2.6 trillion for Eurozone bailout?
New York – (SatireWorld.com) “We’ll just have to ask Bro’ Barack to steal it for us,” worried IMF sources said today as latest attempts to keep the EU ponzi scam running faltered badly in nervous City trades.
Full StoryBBC Adds “AC-DC” Reality Sex Show, Drops Popular US Christian Comedy “B.C.-A.D” As Being “Racist!”
London, England – (SatireWorld.com) During a little noticed item which appeared only in the bottom fold of the Daily Mail, BBC programmers have announced that they have dropped the popular American Comedy show “B.C.” based on a Colonial Comic strip, and instead have substituted a bi-sexual reality show called AC-DC.
Full StoryObama Hosts Austerity Lunch for PIIGS. $1759 Greek Salads! WTF!
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) Oblivious to cries of outrage over the DOJ expenditure of $16.00 muffins for meetings, Obama hosted an economic summit brunch for treasury ministers from Portugal, Ireland, Italy and Spain (PIIGS) at the White House to discuss Austerity measures to the tune of $175,000, not including beer, wine, and a mandatory [...]
Full StoryUK Man Who Had Toe Graft to Replace Thumb Causes Big Stink, Forced to Put Sock Onnit!
Bristol, England – (SatireWorld.com) A local man who lost his thumb during a heated scrum with his local council Rugby Team, is smiling once again as after a 26 month wait a controversial operation performed under the auspices of the NHS grafted his big toe on his hand to replace the missing digit!
Full StoryShock! Obama’s Missing Papers Discovered As Barry Sends Out Job Resume In Panic Over Impending Loss of Employment!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) For a sitting President who has no verifiable history, let alone copies of undergraduate papers, class room grades, proposed state senate laws, and who voted “Present” more times than not in the US Senate, reports are emerging that Barry is testing the market for a ‘real job’ beginning in 2013 by [...]
Full StoryThe Arrest , Interrogation and Deification of Reggie ” The Ferret” Fosberry.
London, England – (SatireWorld.com) Metropolitan Police Headquarters The following is the Classified interrogation report of one Reggie “The Ferret” Fosberry, (SUBJECT) shortly after his arrest for Rioting, Looting, Possession of Stolen Property, Resisting Arrest with Violence, and Public Indecency.
Full StoryDoomsday! Obama Gets Set to Launch ‘Operation Chaos!’
FEMA Headquarters – (SatireWorld.com) In a shocking breach of security, reports have leaked out that Obama is prepared to activate his “Doomsday” plan to insure his re election under the guise of a ‘National Emergency” which would threaten the stability of the United States of America!
Full StoryGlobal Meltdown! Bear Market Threatens to Consume Norway!
Svalbard Island, Norway – (SatireWorld.com) Recent global unrest and the impending crash of the world economy has now reached to Norway, one of the World’s richest nations, home to 4.5 million Striking Vikings, who live very well, thank you, courtesy of North Sea oil resources.
Full StoryDefenseless Britain Reduced to Re Floating HMS Victory to Save Falklands!
London, England (SatireWorld.com) The Admirialty Office of Strategic Services Britain’s Bathtub Admiral, and just half of the nation’s dysfunctional Coalition, David Cameron, announced today that the HMS Victory, the World’s oldest commissioned warship, will be re floated and activated in order to protect the nation’s interests in the Falklands crisis.
Full StoryFinally! WMD’s Discovered But They’re in UK Dustbins and Mandated by EU!
Cornwall Arsenal,UK-(SatireWorld.com) Brits woke up today to bad news and good news! First the good news. WMD’s have been found to exist, nearly a decade after their alleged existence led to bloody conflict in Iraq. The Bad news is that they’re in Britain, and mandated by the European Union!
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