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Defenseless Britain Reduced to Re Floating HMS Victory to Save Falklands!
London, England (SatireWorld.com) The Admirialty Office of Strategic Services Britain’s Bathtub Admiral, and just half of the nation’s dysfunctional Coalition, David Cameron, announced today that the HMS Victory, the World’s oldest commissioned warship, will be re floated and activated in order to protect the nation’s interests in the Falklands crisis.
Full StoryFinally! WMD’s Discovered But They’re in UK Dustbins and Mandated by EU!
Cornwall Arsenal,UK-(SatireWorld.com) Brits woke up today to bad news and good news! First the good news. WMD’s have been found to exist, nearly a decade after their alleged existence led to bloody conflict in Iraq. The Bad news is that they’re in Britain, and mandated by the European Union!
Full StoryEU to UK: F.U. As They Mandate Voting Rights and Union Membership to Prisoners!
London, England (satireworld.com) Following quick on the heels of the EU mandating that prisoners be granted the right to vote, came the shock pronouncement today that all prisoners now have the right to join a union, go on strike, and in effect bring justice to a standstill!
Full StoryEU Human Rights Edicts Drives Local Brit to Brink of Drink!
Manchester, England. (satireworld.com) A man, a quite ordinary man, a natural born citizen of Britain, and a hard working man indeed by all accounts, was finally driven to drink today after a run in with the National Tourist Board that threatened him with an ASBO and incarceration after an horrific incident on his home pitch. [...]
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