ArchivesTag : fake news

Democrat asks….What Has Trump Done Anyway?

Washington, DC – [satireworld.com] Well, we’ve been keeping score here at Satire World and so far, even in the midst of the liberal media’s ire and often recurring truth twisting, the results are pretty impressive for Donald Trump the non politician.

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Pasadena Nixes Rose Bowl Marching Deal With North Korea Due To International Tensions

Pasadena, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Rose Bowl Parade officials sent an official notice to members of the elite North Korean Army’s women’s precision marching cadre that has angered North Korean strongman, Kim Sung Un. The letter gave official notice that due to recent international nuclear tensions, the participation of the 5,000 member all women North Korean […]

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HBO’s Bill Maher Declared ‘Historic Asshole’ By Preservation Group

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) On Friday’s broadcast of HBO’s “Real Time,” host Bill Maher stated that President Trump is engaging in dehumanization of the media in a manner that is comparable to Rwanda and Nazi Germany. The remarks came right on cue after similar scripted statements were broadcast by CNN, MSNBC, and by George […]

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Monday’s Solar Eclipse ‘A Kick Up The Ass’ For America’s Anal Bleaching Profession

Los Angeles, California – (SatireWorld.com) Astrologers studying Monday’s upcoming solar eclipse are bullish about the impact on West Coast anal skin lightening facilities according to an authoritative op ed.

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South Pole Calderas Fool Global Warming Cabal

Antarctica – (SatireWorld.com) Climate Change hot air suffered yet another blow this weekend following the publication of the Western Antarctic Research Base report about volcanic eruptions under the Ross Ice Shelf.

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In Exchange For Peace, Trump Offers Kim Jong-Un A Chance At Stardom

Peoples Democrat Republic of North Korea – (SatireWorld.com) After a late-night phone call from President Trump,American singer Marie Osmond has reportedly spent three weeks as the guest of North Korea’s strongman Kim Jong-Un.

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Has a ‘dirty’ Brit general covered up Donald Trump’s Russian origins?

London, UK – (SatireWorld.com) A highly decorated World War III general and former UK Chief of Stuff was being quizzed at a covert location this morning following a dawn raid by officers from Operation Ratsarse.

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Joe Arpaio Is Trump Pick For Mexico Wall Warden

Fountain Hills, Arizona -(satireworld.com) The ex-Maricopa County sheriff is reported to be first in line for the $500,000 per annum position of keeping Mexicans out of the USA. At 85-years old the Fountain Hills maverick veteran lawman is also bookies’ 5/4 favorite for the controversial Trump Mexican border wall enforcement appointment due to a slew […]

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Tramp Junior Is Putin’s Daughter Says Russian Deep Throat

Moscow – (SatireWorld.com) According to laryngologists at Moscow’s famous Rear, Nose & Throat Hospital flaxen-heired Ms Junior has tested positive following analysis of intimate swabs. The news comes amid rising US-Russian tensions about KGB interference in 2016’s presidential troll. Uh, poll.

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Harvard Study Shows Mainstream Media Caters To Low IQ Liberals

Boston, MA – (satireworld.com) Researchers at the prestigious Harvard School of Media Affairs published a jaw-dropping study showing proof-positive results on what makes a person’s mind think in liberal political terms and the influence of ‘Fake News’ from sources like ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, MSNBC, Time Magazine, and of course, the Wall Street Journal .

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Washington DC Metro to be Renamed Washington DC Obama

Washington DC- (SatireWorld.com) The Washington DC City Council has proposed renaming the Washington DC METRO the Washington DC OBAMA after the 44th president, who has derailed democracy in the USA for eight years. Currently the METRO suffers from mismanagement; plagued by breakdowns, failures, accidents and fires; loss of ridership; and fare increases. Long term maintenance […]

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Pending ‘Fake News’ Crackdown Will Affect CNN-MSNBC-ABC-NBC Says Confidential Sources

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Sources deep with-in the Obama Administration are claiming the President wants stricter controls over purported ‘fake news’ outlets that could have tilted voter’s ballot choices during the 2016 national elections.

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Democrats To Retire Party Symbol After Bruising 2016 Defeat

Democratic National Headquarters – (SatireWorld.com) The Democrats party symbol has been around a very long time. Many questioned the use of a simple jackass as their mascot and silently hoped that people would think it was a cute little donkey, but in reality the jackass pretty much summed up what most people thought of the […]

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To Avoid Long Voter Lines,The DNC Advises Democrats To Vote On Wednesday November 9th

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The Democratic National Committee has requested national TV air time in order to caution fellow Democrats about how to avoid long lines at the polls and to advise them to cast their vote on Wednesday, November 9th when lines at the polls will be considerably shorter.

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Hillary Pleads Congenital Amnesia About Amanda Knox

Washington AC/DC – (SatireWorld.com) She’s putting back the con into congenital amnesia in what’s thought to be a little known side effect of post-partum psychosis affecting the world’s most incorrigible liars about the existence of secret offspring they wish didn’t exist.

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ILLNESS CONFIRMED! Doctors Report: Hillary Has Advanced Sniffle-less!

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) Doctors at New York’s Presbyterian Hospital report that Hillary Clinton tested positive for an advanced case of Norwegian Sniffle-Less a contagious disease that is spread from hand to person.

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‘Was She Intoxicated?’ Hillary Stumbles and Loses Shoe at 9-11 Memorial

New York City, NY (satireworld.com) Hillary Clinton had a “stumble episode” that required her to leave a 9/11 commemoration ceremony early, a law enforcement source who witnessed the event told SatireWorld.com.

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Report of Clown Sightings Put Washington DC Residents on Edge

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Reports of scary Democratic Party Clowns lurking in the shadows and trying to lure innocent voters into the murkiness of Washington, DC political promises and lies have patriotic families in a frenzy, Democratic candidates nervous, and Twitter users all jittery.

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Barack Obama Officially a Parasite: Scientists Name Worm After President

Washington, DC (Via AP) It’s no Nobel Peace Prize, but Barack Obama has a new honor to brag about. Scientists have named a parasite after him – and there’s no worming out of it. Meet Baracktrema obamai, a tiny parasitic flatworm that lives in turtles’ blood. A new study officially names the two-inch-long, hair-thin creature […]

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With Poll Numbers Soaring Trump Vows To Incarcerate Hillary Clinton When He Becomes President

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) With his poll numbers overcoming a month-long deficit of almost 15 points in some blue states, presidential candidate Donald Trump is soaring high…And so are his growing legion of supporters in states that historically were Democratic strongholds! Reports of discord and emotional hand-wringing has placed the DNC leadership in a position […]

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Shark Tank’s Mark Cuban…. Another Hillary Enabler Who Hasn’t A Clue

Dallas, TX – (satireworld.com) Monday night on “CNN Tonight,” supporter of Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton, billionaire Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban, said Clinton did nothing wrong because the person who set up her email should have set up “filters and alerts that said any email that came with a classified header.”

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Speedo Drops Hillary Clinton As First Sponsors Sense Looming November Defeat

Beeville, PA – (satireworld.com) Hillary Clinton has lost her first major sponsor when Speedo USA announced it is dropping the career politician over speculation that an October Surprise email leak will surely wreck any chances of a Clinton Presidential victory in November.

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Trump: Hillary’s Lingering Illness Due To Visiting Famous Tijuana Donkey Show in March

New York, New York – (satireworld.com) Reports of bombshell allegations being thrown at Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton concerning ailments that claim she suffers from and her reportedly ‘frequent and secret trips’ to Tijuana, Mexico while she prepared for the primary elections are circulating in media centers across the US.

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Trump: Hillary’s Back Injury Due To Kick Starting Her Vibrator

Trump Tower, New York City – (satireworld.com) At a Wednesday press conference Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump addressed his concerns about his opponent’s health and vitality and especially her ability to govern 24/7 without succumbing to bouts of pain in which she might require doses of powerful medications which he felt could cloud good judgement […]

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Hillary Scares Campaign Crowd In Scranton After 12 Minute Trance-like Stare Into Nothingness

Scranton, PA – (satireworld.com) TV cameras turned away as Hillary had ‘another Hillary moment’ in front of almost 350 supporters in Scranton’s Municipal Arena. What was described by several stunned supporters as ‘a stare into nothingness,’ the Democratic candidate stood frozen on the podium with her face locked in a far away stare toward the […]

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Monica Lewinski To Speak At DNC…Will Explain Why Democrats Left A Bad Taste In Her Mouth

Philadelphia, PA – (satireworld.com) Monica Lewinsky will speak at the Democratic National Convention’s Millennial Summit this week, opening up about her experience with cyber-bullying, her past relationship with President Bill Clinton, and how she’s more aligned now with the Libertarian Party now since leaving the Democratic Party in 1999 because of ‘the bad taste it […]

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NBC Paid Chelsea Clinton $600K Per Year For NOT Appearing on NBC News

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) Chelsea Clinton, daughter of former-president Bill Clinton and nominated presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, is earning $600,000 per year from NBC News. Satireworld reports that the former First Daughter has not been on the air for months. At $600,000 per year, that adds up to $200,000 to not do her […]

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Clitoris Foundation curbs foreign donors

New York – (Satireworld.com): The wannabe Madam President’s charitable organ has been blasted for accepting $$$s from foreign sperm donors with terrible human frights records – including ‘Philosophy of the World’ albums by The Shaggs (1969).

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Phoenix CBS TV Reporter Arrested After Defecating On Suspect’s Lawn During Interview

Phoenix, AZ – (satireworld.com) A CBS news reporter has been arrested and fired from a TV station after he pooped on a criminal suspect’s front lawn while preparing his report. Jonathan Lowe, a journalist for KPHO in Phoenix, Arizona, was picked up by police Monday on charges of public defecation while on the job.

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Floyd Wankfiend Gets His Head Around Inscrutable Mandarin Tongue

New York City – (Satireworld) The last time he tried his lick (luck? -Ed) at Chinese Whispers some crinkly oriental ass-hairs got jammed between the molars, triggering a slimy tongue-and-cucumber-sandwich attack. The furtive maneuver eventually cost Goldbum Sux shareholders a cool $100bn as His Honor the Judge sided with the plaintiff before coming down hard […]

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