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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”

Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, How come them rich, snooty like folks don’t laugh at farts?  They are loud, stinky, and funny.  What could be better than that? Larry Bubba from Dead Skunk Junction, Alabama

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Man Who Farted In Catholic Church Accused of Using Weapon of “Mass” Destruction

Orlando, FL – (SatireWorld.com) A judge with a sense of humor charged a man with using a weapon of mass destruction during a Catholic church service. The man, Percival Pissgums of Orlando, Florida, was arrested after repeatedly passing gas in St. Anthony’s Cathedral.

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Apple Introduces New “I-Farted”

Silicon Valley, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Apple proudly unveiled their newest “I” product today, joining the family that includes the I-phone and the I-pad. The I-farted will be available for sale at the price of $229.95 (with Black Friday sales prices of $169.95 in many locations). Many retailers expect people to camp out overnight to take […]

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NTSB Rules ‘Wet Farts’ Not Vehicular Accidents

The National Transportation Safety Board has ruled that “Juicy Farts” will not count as vehicular accidents for insurance purposes. In the wording of the ruling, the NTSB stated that “even though having a juicy fart can be called having an accident, it is not the kind of accident that should lead to the filing of […]

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White House Investigating Committee Looking At Loompaland In “First Fart” Incident

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) A White House Task Force investigating the “First Fart” incident is looking into possible involvement inside of the country of Loompaland. Last week, President Barack Obama read instructions to fart on his teleprompter, did so, and then followed that up by reading a “pull my finger” quote from the screen. Claiming […]

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White House Laundress Admits “First Fart” Was A Wet One

White House Dirty Laundry Room (SatireWorld.com) A White House staffer in the laundry admitted to investigarors looking into the Presidential “First Fart” that Obama’s flatulence episode was “a juicy one.” On Thursday night, at a campaign fund-raising speech in Dover, Delaware, Barack Obama read a command on his teleprompter “fart now,” and then did so. […]

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Obama Calls Cabinet Back From Holiday Weekend To Begin Investigation Into “First Fart” Teleprompter Tampering

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) President Barack Hussein Obama officially recalled the White House Staff, the Cabinet, and the rest of the Executive Branch back to work Saturday morning, cancelling their Memorial Day weekend plans. He immediately put everyone to work forming a task force and a White House Subcommittee/Special Commission/Task Force into the investigation of […]

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First Daughters Admit “When Daddy Breaks Wind, He Usually Blames Bo”

The White House – (SatireWorld.com) Malia and Sasha Obama, daughters of Barack Hussein Obama, were witnesses to the famous “First Fart” incident on Thursday night in Dover, Delaware. The girls were attending the campaign fundraiser with their father when her read the command to “fart now” on his teleprompter, did it, and then said “I […]

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