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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”(Tuesday Edition)
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, Now that the Saints and the Packers are out of the playoffs, should it be Brees or Rodgers who starts for the NFC in the Pro Bowl? Also, which one should win the MVP and Offensive Player of the Year Award? Dudley Marsall Hoover, Kansas
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”(Sunday Edition)
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I gots me a complaint agin’ that song. It says that they are “Great Green Gobs of Greasy, Grimey, Gopher Guts.” Well, we make gopher sausage at home, and they ain’t got green guts. They’re white and red and bloody, but no green. Cooter Beaureguard Greasy Valley, Arkansas
Full StoryDear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”(Wednesday Edition)
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I really don’t got me any problems right now, but just wanted to say “Hey.” Off the record, who should I put my money on in the NCAA National Championship Game? Who’s gonna win: LSU or Alabama? Should I take or give the points? What do you think about the over [...]
Full StoryHalf of Oklahoma Population To Be In Arizona For New Year’s
Oklahoma City, OK – (SatireWorld.com) Population experts have determined that half of the population of the state of Oklahoma will be in the state of Arizona on New Year’s Day. Mark Harrison, with the Census Bureau, said that “this is not due to their having better parties in Phoenix or because of the weather. It’s [...]
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”(Monday Edition)
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, The Miami Dolphins fired Tony Sparano as their head coach because they are 4-9 this season. Why did they do this? Ed Earl Budd Tractorpost, Florida
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”(Thursday Edition)
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, What’s it gonna take for the Dallas Cowboys to get great again and win the Super Bowl? I’m sick of sucking behavior. Betty Lou Socialdisease Goshdarnit, Texas
Full StoryNew York Jets Award Tony Romo Game Ball For His Performance
Dallas, Texas – (SatireWorld.com) The New York Jets awarded a ceremonial game ball to Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo for his assistance in helping them win their Sunday night NFL game. Though it is not uncommon to give a game ball to a quarterback, it is unheard of to give it to the quarterback of [...]
Full StoryDallas Cowboys Select Pippa Middleton In NFL Draft To Be On Cheerleading Squad
Dallas, TX – (SatireWorld.com) With the ninth pick in the eight round of the NFL draft, the *Dallas Cowboys* selected Pippa Middleton. She was not chosen to be a tight end or a punter or a cornerback. In fact, she had not even played NCAA football or even opted in to the draft. The *Cowboys* [...]
Full StoryPippa Middleton Admits She Fancies American NFL Quarterback Tony Romo
London, England – (SatireWorld.com) Pippa Middleton, the 27 year old younger sister of Princess Kate Middleton Windsor, has admitted to having an attraction to an American Football Player. Pippa rose to fame at her sister’s wedding to Princess William due to her role as Maid of Honour and because of her good looks and beautiful [...]
Full StoryNY Jet Nailed for Carrying Weapon Across State Lines Loaded with “Wad Cutters!”
New York City-(satireworld.com) Jets cornerback Antonio Cromartie is under federal investigation after a newly published book by the pregnant fiance he left at the altar, claims the football player is a loose cannon and carries a weapon that goes off with no warning!
Full StoryDallas Cowboy’s Owner Jerry Jones Upset There Won’t Be All-Star Cheerleader Squad At NFL Pro Bowl
Dallas, Texas (Satireworld.com) – Jerry Jones spent billions of dollars to build a new stadium for the Dallas Cowboys that is the crown jewel of the sporting world. It seats the largest number of people, has the biggest jumbo-tron screens, and dwarfs every other facility in the country. His arena plays host this year to [...]
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