ArchivesTag : gay

Trump: Hillary’s Lingering Illness Due To Visiting Famous Tijuana Donkey Show in March

New York, New York – (satireworld.com) Reports of bombshell allegations being thrown at Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton concerning ailments that claim she suffers from and her reportedly ‘frequent and secret trips’ to Tijuana, Mexico while she prepared for the primary elections are circulating in media centers across the US.

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Where’s Richard Simmons? Well, He’s ‘Transitioning’ During His Pupa Stage

Hollyweird, CA – (satireworld.com) Fitness guru and Rocking to the Oldies dance master, Richard Simmons, has been out of the public eye for over 900 days, (actually Gay Dave in accounting has been counting), and a recent emergency room visit added to the mysterious absence of a once bright-light media manipulator. So, what’s up with […]

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Lt. Sulu’s Comments About Gay Marriage Opponents Deemed “Highly Illogical”

BEL AIR, CA – (satireworld.com) It’s been a week since the Supreme Court’s disastrous decision regarding same-sex marriage, everyone has had time to read the small print in all of the opinions, and some members of the Gaystapo are taking full advantage. Apparently, the ruling in favor of legalizing same-sex marriage also included provisions allowing […]

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Bruce Jenner…From Wheaties to Fruit Loops In One Lifetime!

Hollyweird, CA – (satireworld.com) The world just became a little weirder with the full media onslaught concerning former ‘man’ Bruce Jenner who has slipped the bonds of common sense, and through self anointment, has become ‘Caitlin’ the woman pretender.

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Pizza Black Market For Gays Blossoms in Indiana

INDIANAPOLIS, IN – (satireworld.com) In the wake of the passage of the state’s Religious Freedom Restoration Act recently, signed into law by Governor Mike Pence, gays are getting creative in attempting to satiate their appetite for pizza.  As exhibited by the public outing of Memories Pizza in Walkerton, Indiana, the law makes it illegal for […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #123

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Obama Continues to Blame Bush

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) Left wing Democrats have politicized the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) to a point where this organization will do or say anything to accuse the Republicans of a War on Women.

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Verifying The Gender Of Santa Claus

New Mexico Desert-(satireworld.com) In November of 1998, I received a very disturbing e-mail. It had been forwarded several times, so there was no way to point to the original author or origin. I would like to quote that e-mail in it’s entirety, and then add my own comments:

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Book Shocker! Lena Dunham Admits Looking At Sister’s Vagina and Masturbating

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) Lean Dunham has been no stranger to controversy over the course of her career. Lena’s HBO show Girls probably gets fewer weekly viewers than it does angry editorials calling out the show for a lack of entertainment value. In fact, Dunham had more negative twitter traffic when she danced […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #66

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #65

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Afghanistan’s First Gay Pride Day Falls Flat With Quiet Kabul Crowds

Kabul, Afghanistan-(SatireWorld.com) A gay activist group from San Francisco’s Mission District organized a recent ‘Kiss-in’ and ‘Gay Pride Day Parade in downtown Kabul to protest the repeated efforts by the Taliban to ban homosexuality. Over 7,503 brave, gay activists boarded buses, jeeps, and trucks and drove the 350 miles from the Pakistan town of Ceanzi […]

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Sperm Bank Mix-up…Opps! White Lesbians Get Black Baby!

Downers Grove, OH – (satireworld.com) A white Ohio woman is suing a Downers Grove-based sperm bank, alleging that the company mistakenly gave her vials of sperm from an African-American donor, a fact that she said has made it difficult for her and her same-sex partner Mildred to raise their now 2-year-old daughter in an all-white […]

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Hillary cements claim to Presidency: Reveals Chelsea was surrogate for Illegal Immigrant!

New York, New York – (satireworld.com) Hillary Clinton made sure there would be no impediment in her relentless march to the White House by claiming Chelsea unselfishly carried the child of an illegal immigrant to wrap up the last ‘loose end’ standing in her way for a unanimous vote at the Democrat National Convention to […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #52

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #41

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Glad Wrap To Change Name To Gay Wrap

Atlanta, GA – (satireworld.com) Glad Wrap, the alternative to Saran Wrap (“Don’t get mad, get Glad”), has decided to change the name of their product to cash in on the current positive publicity that comes from being an “out” homosexual. Beginning at the end of the currently supply run, all new packaging will carry the […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #29

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Russia Enraged Over Soviet-era Monument Decorations

Moscow, Russia – (satireworld.com) Russian officials and Vladimir Putin are enraged over Bulgarians ‘vandalizing’ Soviet-era monuments to look like superheroes and other Western characters.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……According to Nopes #10

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California Bill drops ‘husband or Wife’ from marriage vows for “pitcher, catcher, and designated ‘switch hitter.”

Sacramento, CA – (satireworld.com) In a bow to sexual correctness CA governor Jerry ‘Moonbeam” Brown signed a bill banning the word ‘husband “or “wife’ from state legal documents including marriage licenses, wills, living trusts, pre-nuptials, divorce decrees, child custody battles and ‘alienation of affection’ suits.

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The Guide to Etiquette in the 21st Century

Peoria, IL – (satireworld.com) The latest people to write the Emily Post, Amy Vanderbilt, Ann Landers, Dear Abby, and Hints from Heloise column have all joined together to create a guide for etiquette in the 21st century.

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Sec. John Kerry…’Army’s First All Gay Brigade Deploying To Help Iraq Repel ISIS Forces’

US ARMY HEADQUARTERS,Iraq – (SatireWorld.com) Secretary of State John Kerry lived up to his promise by including gay and lesbian soldiers as part of the State Department’s security outreach program where gay, lesbian, and transgendered security employees will be dispatched to trouble spots around the globe. The Fighting 69th Brigade has begun to land troops […]

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Kerry under fire in Iraq: petitions for yet another Purple Heart after getting hit in head by shoe during insulting parliament address naming new Transgender Ambassador!

Baghdad, Iraq – (satireworld.com) Secretary of State John Kerry was met with shock and disgust today after announcing “since your country could go either way in the next 48 hours, I’m making good on my promise to my LBGT supporters and assigning a transgender person to become the next ambassador to Iraq!”

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Winnie the Pooh Comes Out of the Closet

(Toon Town, the 100 Acre Wood, Jellystone Park, and Hollywood) – (satireworld.com) Winnie the Pooh, that willy, nilly, silly old bear, announced at a news conference in Toon Town that he is gay. The revelation, of course, drew no astonishment from those in attendance. The surprise, however, was reserved for the revelation of his lover […]

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PHOTO OF THE DAY

Meanwhile, in La-La land Homos everywhere go on pretending to be normal and expecting YOU to buy into the fantasy as well or be called homophobic.

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Harold Worth Reporting From the World Cup: “Team From Djibouti Arrives, Unaware They Weren’t Invited”

(Brazil) – (satireworld.com) As part of Satireworld’s desire to be international and cover news all around the globe, I am currently working in Brazil to cover the World Cup. This is, other than the Olympics, the most viewed sports tournament on Planet Earth! Instead of giving you “blow by blow” actions of the games and […]

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Harold Worth Reporting From the World Cup: “London Gay Pride Parade Unsuccessful With Football Fans and Players Here in Brazil”

Brazil-FIFA World Cup – (satireworld.com) As part of Satireworld’s desire to be international and cover news all around the globe, I am currently working in Brazil to cover the World Cup. This is, other than the Olympics, the most viewed sports tournament on Planet Earth! Instead of giving you “blow by blow” actions of the […]

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Harold Worth Reporting From the World Cup: “Brazilian Sheep Ranches Hire Security Guards to Protect Flocks from Football Players”

Brazil – World Cup – (satireworld.com) As part of Satireworld’s desire to be international and cover news all around the globe, I am currently working in Brazil to cover the World Cup. This is, other than the Olympics, the most viewed sports tournament on Planet Earth! Instead of giving you “blow by blow” actions of […]

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PHOTO OF THE DAY

‘Next time you sit for an interview Hillary, I suggest you check the mirror’

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