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Editorial: Let’s Keep The Boy Scouts Straight
Satire World Editorial: This month, the Boy Scouts of America are supposed to announce their decision in regards to allowing openly gay members and leaders into their program. This possible change in the 100+ year old organization is due to political and economic pressure from government and the politically correct.
Full StoryThe Big Question Gay Marriage Foes Are Asking…Is Justice Elena Kagan a Homosexual?
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) It began, seemingly innocently enough, with a grainy black and white photograph of a woman smiling broadly and preparing to swing a bat in a game of softball. The picture was placed on the front page of Tuesday’s Wall Street Journal and featured Elena Kagan, who the day before had been [...]
Full StoryBrit Report Reveals..Pedophile Jimmy Savile Once Worked at a Famous Brewery!
London(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) The latest disclosures from the London Stock Exchange shocked stockholders of a world-famous brewery who thought their holdings were squeaky clean, but revealtions have sent stock prices tumbling when it was learned infamous pedophile and pervert Jimmy Savile not only worked there part-time as a beer keg bung-hole sealer.
Full Story84% of Convicted Pedophiles and Pedophile Priests List Man U as Favorite Premier League Team
Manchester (UK)-(SatireWorld.com) In a survey of Catholic Priests in English prison for sexual acts against minors (all male victims), it was discovered that 84% of all those surveyed selected Manchester United (Man U) as their favorite football team in the Premier League. Additionally, it was learned that the favorite football team of all pedophile prisoners [...]
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I heard their is this bunch of soccer playing fairies in England that call themselves Man U. Is that supposed to be short for something?
Full StoryPremier League Team Man U Revealed To Buy Athletic Supporters From Victoria’s Secret
Manchester (UK)-(SatireWorld.com) An delivery driver with dyslexia read an address backwards and accidentally delivered Man U’s order to a Manchester fast food restaurant. After opening a box they thought intended for them, the crew of a McDonald’s learned that the box of red, lacey, silk athletic supporters was actually meant for the Man U Premier [...]
Full StoryMan U Officially Adopts Jimmy Savile As New Team Mascot. Rooney Hints At Team Name Change Too!
Manchester (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) The Manhester United British football team voted to adopt the late Jimmy Saville as the official team mascot, replacing the often vague and misunderstood Red Devils symbol.
Full StoryFormer Staff Writer Harold Worth Apologizes To Satire World Editors and Reporters
Orlando, FL – (SatireWorld.com) Harold Worth, a former staff writer for this publication, entered our offices in Orlando, Florida yesterday, porkpie hat in hand. Worth had come to make apology to editor Bargis Tryhol and all of the site’s other reporters for derogatory comments that he had made on a recent drunken rage.
Full StoryObama Administration Appoints Fitness Guru Richard Simmons as British Ambassador
London(UK) British foreigh service personal were aghast as sequined topped Richard Simmons presented his official papers to the British Home Secretary as his first act as the US Ambassador to the Court of St. James in London.
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I hear tell that the head of the Catlick Church is gonna retire and that they need theyselves a new Pope. I got me some questions about this whole Pope thing:
Full StoryPrize Winner Announced in “Win a Shower With Your Favourite Premier League Team” Contest
Portsmouth,(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Harold Worth, former reporter for this publication, was just announced as the winner of the “Win a Shower With Your Favorite Premier League Team” contest. Worth stated in an interview that he would choose to shower with Manchester United and “I’m really looking forward to the experience. It makes me remember with [...]
Full StorySan Francisco Man Sues Parents… Blames Them Over His Becoming An Adult Asshole
El Paso, TX – (SatireWorld.com) Graig Thomas hated his red hairhe inherited from his mother Gladys ever since he was old enough to be called ginger head. Even more, he claims he hated his parents for the way he was mistreated as a kid. The frequent beatings; isolation from friends; criticism and emotional trauma, and [...]
Full StoryCaught! Bill Clinton Disguised as Wife Hillary At All Woman’s Charitable Event
New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) If you were the world’s most notorious lady’s man, possibly the best place to be is at the annual star-studded gala honoring female celebrities in New York. Not only could you support global charities, but be at a place where beautiful young women in skimpy dresses are bountiful.
Full Story90,000 Hetero Brits Tired of “UK Futbol” Turn out for Patriots Vs Rams in London!
Londonstan (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) In a sparkling testament to testosterone and heterosexual preference, London proved today that ‘Yes, Harold, American Football lives in the UK!
Full StoryClay Aiken Insults Republicans, Whites, and Mormons
Los Angeles, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Clay Aiken showed how much he believes in his charity, The National Inclusion Project, by attempting to exclude Whites, Mormons, and Republicans. The openly gay singer said that he was taking a drink every time he saw a black at the Republican National Convention and was as sober as Mormon.
Full StoryBarney Frank Enjoys His $5 Footlongs
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Senator Barney Frank admitted today that he enjoys going to Subway for his $5 footlong. The Massachusetts Democrat said that it is his favorite fast food place to go when he wants to “eat” and “get filled up.”
Full StoryKatie Holmes Files For Divorce From Tom Cruise Over Suri’s Brainwashing
Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Katie Holmes stated in a public press conference that the reason she filed for divorce after her six year marriage to Tom Cruise was “mostly because of his religion and the brainwashing they are giving our daughter.” The couple became a Hollywood item after a 42 year old Tom Cruise decided [...]
Full StoryCruise Divorce Shocker: Suri Wants ‘out’, Travolta ‘mum’, Katie ‘numb!’
Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Hollywood was in shock today as it was announced the ‘fairy tale’ marriage of Tom Cruise, the world’s shortest leading man since Alan Ladd, and the world’s most insipid woman, Katie Holmes, was about to end in divorce as 6 year old Suri, the little devil who wears Prada, was calling [...]
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