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Rosie O’Donnell Admits What She Did With Her Tuba “This One Time at Band Camp”

Fionna, NY – (satireworld.com) Former high school band member and tuba player Rosie O’Donnell admitted in casual conversation to others that she had a “sexual encounter” with her musical instrument while they were watching the 1999 teen comedy move “American Pie.”  In the movie, character Michelle says that “this one time, at band camp, I […]

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Senator Chuck Revealed to be Owner of Schumer’s Bloomers

Brooklyn, NY – (satireworld.com) The source of the Schumer family fortune has been found with the discovery that New York Democratic Senator Charles Ellis “Chuck” Schumer is secretly the owner of Schumer’s Bloomers, a woman’s lingerie store located throughout Western Europe.  Not only is the Senator the owner, but is also the President, founder, designer, […]

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500+ at California Nude Beach Commit Self Mutilation

San Diego, CA – (satireworld.com) Over five hundred people at a San Diego Nude Beach cut, poked, gouged out, stabbed, and mutilated their eyes in multiple ways to purposefully lose their vision.  These acts of personal blinding are blamed on Senator Dianne Feinstein (one of California’s famed Trio of Terror) showing up and disrobing on […]

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Family Members Consider Having Rosie O’Donnell Fixed

Dingleberry Falls, Connecticut – (satireworld.com) Family members, who have all desired to remain anonymous, have admitted that they are considering having Rosie O’Donnell fixed.  “Rosie has been peeing on the furniture and gnawing on table legs and snapping at people, ” admitted one relative.  “She also feels the need to bend herself into weird positions […]

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Gay Pride Marchers Beat Two Men To Death For Not Standing For Rainbow Flag

Denver, CO – (satireworld.com) A gay pride march turned violent in Colorado yesterday when two men were beaten to death for not standing when the rainbow flag was carried past them.  Travis Johnson (black heterosexual) and Jack Swanson (white heterosexual) were sitting outside their business (Johnson and Swanson Barber Shop) eating their lunch in Denver […]

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LGBTQ To Found Own Version of Cub Scouts Called Rump Rangers

Spokane, WA – (satireworldf.com) Following the tradition of youth groups such as the Boy Scouts, the Girl Scouts, the Junior Birdmen, and the Campfire Girls, the national LGBTQ organization has announced that they will found their own version of the Cub Scouts and Brownies for both boys and girls.  The new group will be called […]

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Bargis Tryhol…”I Had Sex With Justice Elena Kagan at an Arby’s Parking lot”

Dooberville, GA – (satireworld.com) As an almost perfect ending to what’s being called ‘Witch Hunt Wednesday,’ SatireWorld editor Bargis Tryhol has gone on public record saying that he ‘slipped the eel to’ Justice Elena Kagan back in 1982 while getting a mocha shake at a local Arbys!

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Remakes of Once Popular Television Shows To Be Updated Due To Political Correctness

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) There is talk of making the next James Bond into a black man.  The latest Battlestar Gallactica changed the gender of several characters (including Starbuck and Boomer).  The new Lost In Space remake has changed the race of one of the Robinson children, the gender of the doctor, and […]

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Popular Salad Dressing Dramatically Changes Spokane Man’s Life

Spokane, WA – (SatireWorld.com) It started out as a simple picnic in Twin Falls Park when Anthony ‘Rocco’ Pietro felt different than when he first arrived at the picnic area. That’s what lawyers are saying in a recent lawsuit filed against Krafty Foods where they claim Krafty’s Zesty Italian Salad Dressing made their client into […]

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Congressman Trey Gowdy (R-SC) On Transgender Bans In The Military

Trey Gowdy just said a few things about the military in response to a stupid question from a CNN reporter about the ban of transgenders. He nails it:

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Sexual Groping Charge Leveled At Joe Biden

New London, Conn – (SatireWorld.com) State troopers from around the tri-state New England area vowed to never invite ex-Vice President Joe Biden to future Fraternal Order of Police conventions in fear of losing its core of rank and file membership over homosexual issues promoted by Biden in his hour-long speech to over 600 law enforcement […]

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Judge: Disgraced Anthony Weiner To Temporarily Share Jail Cell With Charles Manson

Federal Prison – (SatireWorld.com) Ever since a New York City judge sentenced disgraced Congressman Anthony Wiener to up to one year in Federal prison for his part of displaying his genitalia online to an underage girl little has been heard about his accommodations while in prison

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Trump: Hillary’s Lingering Illness Due To Visiting Famous Tijuana Donkey Show in March

New York, New York – (satireworld.com) Reports of bombshell allegations being thrown at Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton concerning ailments that claim she suffers from and her reportedly ‘frequent and secret trips’ to Tijuana, Mexico while she prepared for the primary elections are circulating in media centers across the US.

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Where’s Richard Simmons? Well, He’s ‘Transitioning’ During His Pupa Stage

Hollyweird, CA – (satireworld.com) Fitness guru and Rocking to the Oldies dance master, Richard Simmons, has been out of the public eye for over 900 days, (actually Gay Dave in accounting has been counting), and a recent emergency room visit added to the mysterious absence of a once bright-light media manipulator. So, what’s up with […]

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Lt. Sulu’s Comments About Gay Marriage Opponents Deemed “Highly Illogical”

BEL AIR, CA – (satireworld.com) It’s been a week since the Supreme Court’s disastrous decision regarding same-sex marriage, everyone has had time to read the small print in all of the opinions, and some members of the Gaystapo are taking full advantage. Apparently, the ruling in favor of legalizing same-sex marriage also included provisions allowing […]

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Bruce Jenner…From Wheaties to Fruit Loops In One Lifetime!

Hollyweird, CA – (satireworld.com) The world just became a little weirder with the full media onslaught concerning former ‘man’ Bruce Jenner who has slipped the bonds of common sense, and through self anointment, has become ‘Caitlin’ the woman pretender.

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Pizza Black Market For Gays Blossoms in Indiana

INDIANAPOLIS, IN – (satireworld.com) In the wake of the passage of the state’s Religious Freedom Restoration Act recently, signed into law by Governor Mike Pence, gays are getting creative in attempting to satiate their appetite for pizza.  As exhibited by the public outing of Memories Pizza in Walkerton, Indiana, the law makes it illegal for […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #123

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Obama Continues to Blame Bush

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) Left wing Democrats have politicized the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) to a point where this organization will do or say anything to accuse the Republicans of a War on Women.

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Verifying The Gender Of Santa Claus

New Mexico Desert-(satireworld.com) In November of 1998, I received a very disturbing e-mail. It had been forwarded several times, so there was no way to point to the original author or origin. I would like to quote that e-mail in it’s entirety, and then add my own comments:

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Book Shocker! Lena Dunham Admits Looking At Sister’s Vagina and Masturbating

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) Lean Dunham has been no stranger to controversy over the course of her career. Lena’s HBO show Girls probably gets fewer weekly viewers than it does angry editorials calling out the show for a lack of entertainment value. In fact, Dunham had more negative twitter traffic when she danced […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #66

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #65

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Afghanistan’s First Gay Pride Day Falls Flat With Quiet Kabul Crowds

Kabul, Afghanistan-(SatireWorld.com) A gay activist group from San Francisco’s Mission District organized a recent ‘Kiss-in’ and ‘Gay Pride Day Parade in downtown Kabul to protest the repeated efforts by the Taliban to ban homosexuality. Over 7,503 brave, gay activists boarded buses, jeeps, and trucks and drove the 350 miles from the Pakistan town of Ceanzi […]

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Sperm Bank Mix-up…Opps! White Lesbians Get Black Baby!

Downers Grove, OH – (satireworld.com) A white Ohio woman is suing a Downers Grove-based sperm bank, alleging that the company mistakenly gave her vials of sperm from an African-American donor, a fact that she said has made it difficult for her and her same-sex partner Mildred to raise their now 2-year-old daughter in an all-white […]

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Hillary cements claim to Presidency: Reveals Chelsea was surrogate for Illegal Immigrant!

New York, New York – (satireworld.com) Hillary Clinton made sure there would be no impediment in her relentless march to the White House by claiming Chelsea unselfishly carried the child of an illegal immigrant to wrap up the last ‘loose end’ standing in her way for a unanimous vote at the Democrat National Convention to […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #52

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #41

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Glad Wrap To Change Name To Gay Wrap

Atlanta, GA – (satireworld.com) Glad Wrap, the alternative to Saran Wrap (“Don’t get mad, get Glad”), has decided to change the name of their product to cash in on the current positive publicity that comes from being an “out” homosexual. Beginning at the end of the currently supply run, all new packaging will carry the […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #29

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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