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Obama To LGBT Community…”I want to feel your pain!”
New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Within days of announcing his support for gay marriage, Barack Obama has planned to attend almost 75 homosexual related campaign dinners in various parts of Chicago, Los Angeles, Miami, and New York. Dubbed the First’Gay’President, Obama announced to homosexual leaders how he…”Wants to feel their pain!”
Full StoryCanadian Conundrum Continues in Gender “Box” Identification Confusion!
Port Dover, Canada – (SatireWorld.com) The Canadian government admitted today that they are stumped over how to classify an influx of EU citizens flooding the country over fears of unrest, anarchy, crimes against nature, sodomy, football (soccer) riots, high taxes, not to mention political correctness and ‘uman rights!
Full StoryTheologists Prove Satan Is A Bull Dyke Lesbian
Lebanon, TN – (SatireWorld.com) A representative group from The National Council of Christians and Jews revealed today that a multi-religious investigating committee investigating Satan has determined that the Devil is actually a woman. The group, comprised of doctrinal scholars of several major churches, revealed their findings at a press conference on Good Friday.
Full StoryLiberals Up In Arms As Gay Black Moslem Illegal Immigrant Charged With Hate Crimes
Savannah, GA – (SatireWorld.com) Liberals are up in arms as one of their favorite, pet laws is seemingly being used against them. On January 18th, Mutumbo Mogumba, a gay, black, Moslem, illegal alien from Kenya (who claims to be a cousin of President Obama), drove a bus through a youth KKK rally outside of Savannah, [...]
Full StoryAnd the Bride Wore….Pink? Barney Frank Announces Nuptuals and Wedding Plans!
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Although Massachusetts congressman Barney Frank had earlier announced his ‘engagement’ and pending marriage to long time partner Jim READY,42, plans for the bachelorette party, wedding, honeymoon and wishes to raise a family had been left rather vague.
Full StoryAmerica’s Newest Super Hero ‘Banana Boy’ Sticks Adam Lambert Over Foreskin Remark
Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Times can be hard for a super hero. There are days when even the most benign activity can turn around and cause difficulties. An example would be singer Adam Lambert recent visit to a dinner party put on to honor America's newest super hero, the yellow-caped Banana Boy.
Full StoryFans ask….’Is Adam Lambert Really Gay?’
Los Angeles, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Fresh on the heels of the Adam Lambert public revelation concerning his past statement that he would 'have sex with a woman' comes another bombshell from the press…Is Adam Lambert really gay afterall?
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”(Thursday Edition)
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I been reading this unGodly textbook that the school assigned to my kids. It’s talking about how cavemen were all Home Habalis and Homo Erectus and such. If they was all “Homos,” no wonder they died out! I don’t want my children reading books about cavemen with boners like Homo Erectus. [...]
Full StoryBarney Frank to Move in with John Bercow in New BBC Reality Show: “Mind Me Gap!”
Cambridge, MA – (SatireWorld.com) International Twitter News was mildly aflutter today over minor and major news events on both sides of the pond…. In England, eyebrows were raised over speaker John Bercow’s commissioning of a life like portrait of himself, half stooped, head slapped directly on his shoulders minus a neck, as he rises from [...]
Full StoryEU Diversity Edict Kills Primogeniture in UK: First Born Son Can Now be Queen!
The centuries old tradition of Primogeniture in Britain which determined that succession to the Crown went to the first born male over other siblings has been overturned due to concerns of the EU over ‘gender equality, diversity and religious freedom.’
Full StoryForum Friends Just Aren’t What They Use To Be
Dorking (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Stuart Brookes, better known locally as Ellis Ian Fields,(a name that sounds like a backward Beatle song) has been venting his frustrations lately while visiting Paddy's Bar . It seems his best friend and fellow writer, Ian Youngs, has recently been caught more than twice pounding his puny pud in sort [...]
Full StoryGay Man Goes Back In Closet
West Sussex (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) After almost ten years of being what he thought he wanted to be, a West Sussex man announced that he was no longer going to consider himself ‘gay’ and was going back into the closet for good.
Full Story‘My Gayest Football Days’ Tells A Compelling Story Of Modern British Soccer
London, England – (SatireWorld.com) A life of soccer and successful contracts with the most winning teams should have made Belville Slaughter a stud muffin with the girls…But things are very different today in merry old England. Belville has decided to leave soccer and enroll in the new ‘George Michael’s School of Advanced Faggotry Studies’ in [...]
Full StoryComic Bill Maher Traces Family Lineage Back To Gay Neanderthals
New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) His royal smugness, comic Bill Maher, a staple for the weak-willed who regularly view his HBO show and are thankful for an un-interrupted hour to rub their crotches, has come out and revealed his ancestors were homosexual oriented Neanderthals, not pre-modern heterosexual Cro-Magnons who science believes were the precursor [...]
Full StoryUS Army’s First ‘All Gay’ Brigade, The Fighting Sodomites,’ Deploys To Libya
US ARMY HEADQUARTERS – (SatireWorld.com) Feeling the political pressure from the liberal White House and other assorted wimp-outs, the US Army had formed the first all homosexual fighting battalions earlier this year. Called the ‘Fighting Sodomite Division,’ these special units will be tasked with failed ordnance, or dud bomb inspections, mine clearing, and bomb disposal [...]
Full StoryMan Uses His New GPS To Find Hershey Highway
San Francisco, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Luckily, Barney Frank found other friends who were looking for the same Hershey Highway too! Imagine going to sleep in your hotel room and waking up and finding that the way to your meeting place might be difficult without a map. But luckily for uber-gay Barney Frank, having a trusty [...]
Full StoryElton John Upset He Wasn’t Biggest Queen At Royal Wedding
Westminster Kennel Show….opps Royal Wedding! (SatireWorld.com) Singer Elton John was upset at the Royal Wedding to see that he wasn’t “the biggest Queen” in attendance. He felt that his presence was upstaged by that of Queen Elizabeth II at the marriage of her grandson, Prince William, to Kate Middleton.
Full StoryGay Couple Adopt Doll And They All Dress Alike
New York, NY-(SatireWorld.com) An openly gay couple have traveled the world with a doll called Digby, which is dressed in the same fashion and color scheme as its owners, or in this case, ‘parents.’
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