ArchivesTag : gay

Russia Enraged Over Soviet-era Monument Decorations

Moscow, Russia – (satireworld.com) Russian officials and Vladimir Putin are enraged over Bulgarians ‘vandalizing’ Soviet-era monuments to look like superheroes and other Western characters.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……According to Nopes #10

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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California Bill drops ‘husband or Wife’ from marriage vows for “pitcher, catcher, and designated ‘switch hitter.”

Sacramento, CA – (satireworld.com) In a bow to sexual correctness CA governor Jerry ‘Moonbeam” Brown signed a bill banning the word ‘husband “or “wife’ from state legal documents including marriage licenses, wills, living trusts, pre-nuptials, divorce decrees, child custody battles and ‘alienation of affection’ suits.

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The Guide to Etiquette in the 21st Century

Peoria, IL – (satireworld.com) The latest people to write the Emily Post, Amy Vanderbilt, Ann Landers, Dear Abby, and Hints from Heloise column have all joined together to create a guide for etiquette in the 21st century.

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Sec. John Kerry…’Army’s First All Gay Brigade Deploying To Help Iraq Repel ISIS Forces’

US ARMY HEADQUARTERS,Iraq – (SatireWorld.com) Secretary of State John Kerry lived up to his promise by including gay and lesbian soldiers as part of the State Department’s security outreach program where gay, lesbian, and transgendered security employees will be dispatched to trouble spots around the globe. The Fighting 69th Brigade has begun to land troops […]

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Kerry under fire in Iraq: petitions for yet another Purple Heart after getting hit in head by shoe during insulting parliament address naming new Transgender Ambassador!

Baghdad, Iraq – (satireworld.com) Secretary of State John Kerry was met with shock and disgust today after announcing “since your country could go either way in the next 48 hours, I’m making good on my promise to my LBGT supporters and assigning a transgender person to become the next ambassador to Iraq!”

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Winnie the Pooh Comes Out of the Closet

(Toon Town, the 100 Acre Wood, Jellystone Park, and Hollywood) – (satireworld.com) Winnie the Pooh, that willy, nilly, silly old bear, announced at a news conference in Toon Town that he is gay. The revelation, of course, drew no astonishment from those in attendance. The surprise, however, was reserved for the revelation of his lover […]

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PHOTO OF THE DAY

Meanwhile, in La-La land Homos everywhere go on pretending to be normal and expecting YOU to buy into the fantasy as well or be called homophobic.

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Harold Worth Reporting From the World Cup: “Team From Djibouti Arrives, Unaware They Weren’t Invited”

(Brazil) – (satireworld.com) As part of Satireworld’s desire to be international and cover news all around the globe, I am currently working in Brazil to cover the World Cup. This is, other than the Olympics, the most viewed sports tournament on Planet Earth! Instead of giving you “blow by blow” actions of the games and […]

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Harold Worth Reporting From the World Cup: “London Gay Pride Parade Unsuccessful With Football Fans and Players Here in Brazil”

Brazil-FIFA World Cup – (satireworld.com) As part of Satireworld’s desire to be international and cover news all around the globe, I am currently working in Brazil to cover the World Cup. This is, other than the Olympics, the most viewed sports tournament on Planet Earth! Instead of giving you “blow by blow” actions of the […]

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Harold Worth Reporting From the World Cup: “Brazilian Sheep Ranches Hire Security Guards to Protect Flocks from Football Players”

Brazil – World Cup – (satireworld.com) As part of Satireworld’s desire to be international and cover news all around the globe, I am currently working in Brazil to cover the World Cup. This is, other than the Olympics, the most viewed sports tournament on Planet Earth! Instead of giving you “blow by blow” actions of […]

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PHOTO OF THE DAY

‘Next time you sit for an interview Hillary, I suggest you check the mirror’

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World Cup Bound Harold Worth Accidently Joins A Brazilian Street Gang

Rio de Janiro, Brazil – (satireworld.com) British reporter Harold Worth was in his 6th day of an South American fact finding and a vist to thje FIFA World Cup when, as fate would have it, he made a wrong turn on one of Rio’s numerous freeway off ramps. Soon, after a myriad of turns and […]

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Chelsea Clinton Denies She Capitalized on her Looks to get NBC Job!

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) NBC News (sic) announced that Chelsea Clinton, the only acknowledged child of former President Bill Clinton, and ex-Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, had been hired as a special correspondent for the network.

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US Embassy Hoists ‘Gay Pride Flag’ Hoping To Twart ISIS Baghdad Invasion

Baghdad, Iraq – (satireworld.com) The Obama Administration has begun its first efforts in fighting back against the impending ISIS invasion of Iraq. In the country where 4,000 brave Americans died and tens of thousands were injured giving Iraqis freedom, the hoisting of a ‘gay pride flag’ as a way to twart the advances of a […]

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Jay Carney Addresses Sex Change Transformation Rumors

Washington AC/DC – (satireworld.com) Outgoing 16 year-old White House press secretary, Jay Carney, has finally admitted his secret sex change transformation from a man to a woman is well underway and that hormone replacement therapy is ongoing.

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More Lies….Obama Claims 18 US Sailors Finally Rescued From WWII Ship Torpedoed During D-Day Invasion

Normandy Coast, France – (satireworld.com) According to President Obama’s White House staffers, a U.S. Navy ship sunk during WW II has been found and the surviving crew of 18 sailors were rescued. The rescue operation was initiated about 20 miles off the French Normandy coast on Friday morning.

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Debbie Wasserman Schultz Still Missing Since Halloween Fright Night!

West Palm Beach, FL – (SatireWorld.com) The Palm Beach, FL Jewish community launched an all out search for D&C Charperson (sic) Debbie Wasserman Schultz after she went out ‘trick or treating’ Halloween night and never returned home!

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Clay Aiken Insults Republicans, Whites, and Mormons

Los Angeles, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Clay Aiken showed how much he believes in his charity, The National Inclusion Project, by attempting to exclude Whites, Mormons, and Republicans. The openly gay singer said that he was taking a drink every time he saw a black at the Republican National Convention and was as sober as Mormon.

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Post British Handgun Ban….Result? Handgun Crime Doubles!

Via WSJ (SatireWorld.com) Americans are determined that massacres such as happened in Newtown, Conn., never happen again. But how? Many advocate more effective treatment of mentally-ill people or armed protection in so-called gun-free zones. Many others demand stricter control of firearms.

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Prize Winner Announced in “Win a Shower With Your Favourite Premier League Team” Contest

Portsmouth,(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Harold Worth, former reporter for this publication, was just announced as the winner of the “Win a Shower With Your Favorite Premier League Team” contest. Worth stated in an interview that he would choose to shower with Manchester United and “I’m really looking forward to the experience. It makes me remember with […]

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Sperm Count Drop Among White British Males Alarms World Physicians

Manchester (UK) – (satireworld.com) When it comes to sperm counts, those randy Englishmen aren’t what they used to be, according to a new national study that shows sperm production is almost non-existent among British males.

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Obama denies involvement in gay Hollywood “Bugger-Bugger” pool parties; Claims he never learned to snorkel!

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) The Obama White House took the offensive today even as the widening investigation into Hollywood gay pedophile activity expanded with threats to name even more names in what is being called “Bugger-Gate’ and threatens even the highest political offices in the land.

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PHOTO OF THE DAY

America 2014…No wonder kids stay out of sight playing on their iPads and smart phones!

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Actress Kirsten Dunst Breaks From Hollywood Norm, Espouses Traditional Gender Roles

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) Actress Kirsten Dunst apparently is one Hollywood actress that has the ability to express an opinion that is contrary to the non-traditional, liberal, feminist agenda of her industry. In an interview with Harper’s Bazaar UK, Dunst said: “”I feel like the feminine has been a little undervalued. We all have to […]

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Fraternal Order of Police Bar VP Joe Biden From Future Speaking Engagements

New London, Conn – (SatireWorld.com) State troopers from around the tri-state New England area vowed to never invite Vice President Joe Biden to future Fraternal Order of Police conventions in fear of losing its core of rank and file membership over homosexual issues promoted by the Vice President in his hour-long speech to over 600 […]

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Obama Outlines Plan To Tax Heterosexual Intercourse – But Will Allow Gay Waivers

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The Obama Administration came out today with tax increase guns blazing, as the President increased pressure on the Senate to raise more funding for Obamacare which is experiencing slow growth and a funding shortage.

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Duck Dynasty Creator/Producer Once Starred In Indie Film About Gay Porn Called “The Fluffer

New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) The producer and creator of the A&E show “Duck Dynasty” once starred in a dark, homoerotic indie film about the gay porn industry called “The Fluffer.”

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Secret Service Landing in Hawaii Get Ceremonial ‘Lei’ and More from GLAAD!

Honolulu, HI – (SatireWorld.com) The advance party of Secret Service protectors for the President was welcomed to Hawaii by a representative of GLAAD dressed like Don Ho and a chorus of GLADDETS singing the Island Favorite: Cumoniwannaleiya!

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Phil Robertson: ‘GLAAD Should Use Some Mouthwash-They Have Scrotum On Their Breath!’

West Monroe, LA – (SatireWorld.com) Sooner or later is was going to happen where the A&E – Duck Dynasty war would boil over into nastiness. The first salvo was fired by GLAAD who vengefully prodded A&E to take drastic action against their biggest star over a perceived anti-gay rant made in CQ magazine. GLAAD is […]

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