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Secret Michael Jackson Clones Discovered In Monastery
Taos, NM – (SatireWorld.com) Several clones of Michael Jackson, made a few years before his death, have been discovered in a Catholic Monastery in the New Mexico mountainous desert. The young boys, all aged between three and six years old, are being raised happily by the priests.
Full StoryElton John and The Village People Upset Barney Frank Invites Adam Lambert to Perform at His Wedding Reception
Boston Butt, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Congressman Barney Frank (D-Ass) has caused controversy and jealousy in the entertainment world with his hiring of Adam Lambert to perform at his upcoming wedding reception. Other openly gay acts (Elton John and The Village People, for example) are upset that they were not asked first. The Construction Worker from [...]
Full StoryObama Completely ‘out of the closet’, Now Embraces English “Football!”
Camp David, MD – (SatireWorld.com) It now appears that since President Obama ‘tucked in’ Dave Cameron on Air Force I, an event which is said to have accelerated his ‘evolvement’ on the gay marriage question, he’s come ‘all the way out’ with his new infatuation with English ‘football.’(soccer to you colonists)
Full StoryObama on Mt. Rushmore? Rumors Spark New Debate
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) A recent article about President Obama’s obsession with his legacy has prompted new calls to reserve his image on the famed Dakota landscape of Mount Rushmore.
Full StoryCanadian Conundrum Continues in Gender “Box” Identification Confusion!
Port Dover, Canada – (SatireWorld.com) The Canadian government admitted today that they are stumped over how to classify an influx of EU citizens flooding the country over fears of unrest, anarchy, crimes against nature, sodomy, football (soccer) riots, high taxes, not to mention political correctness and ‘uman rights!
Full StoryAnd the Bride Wore….Pink? Barney Frank Announces Nuptuals and Wedding Plans!
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Although Massachusetts congressman Barney Frank had earlier announced his ‘engagement’ and pending marriage to long time partner Jim READY,42, plans for the bachelorette party, wedding, honeymoon and wishes to raise a family had been left rather vague.
Full StoryAmerica’s Newest Super Hero ‘Banana Boy’ Sticks Adam Lambert Over Foreskin Remark
Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Times can be hard for a super hero. There are days when even the most benign activity can turn around and cause difficulties. An example would be singer Adam Lambert recent visit to a dinner party put on to honor America's newest super hero, the yellow-caped Banana Boy.
Full StoryBarney Frank to Move in with John Bercow in New BBC Reality Show: “Mind Me Gap!”
Cambridge, MA – (SatireWorld.com) International Twitter News was mildly aflutter today over minor and major news events on both sides of the pond…. In England, eyebrows were raised over speaker John Bercow’s commissioning of a life like portrait of himself, half stooped, head slapped directly on his shoulders minus a neck, as he rises from [...]
Full StoryEU Diversity Edict Kills Primogeniture in UK: First Born Son Can Now be Queen!
The centuries old tradition of Primogeniture in Britain which determined that succession to the Crown went to the first born male over other siblings has been overturned due to concerns of the EU over ‘gender equality, diversity and religious freedom.’
Full StoryForum Friends Just Aren’t What They Use To Be
Dorking (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Stuart Brookes, better known locally as Ellis Ian Fields,(a name that sounds like a backward Beatle song) has been venting his frustrations lately while visiting Paddy's Bar . It seems his best friend and fellow writer, Ian Younge, has recently been caught more than twice pounding his puny pud in sort [...]
Full StoryGay Man Goes Back In Closet
West Sussex (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) After almost ten years of being what he thought he wanted to be, a West Sussex man announced that he was no longer going to consider himself ‘gay’ and was going back into the closet for good.
Full Story‘My Gayest Football Days’ Tells A Compelling Story Of Modern British Soccer
London, England – (SatireWorld.com) A life of soccer and successful contracts with the most winning teams should have made Belville Slaughter a stud muffin with the girls…But things are very different today in merry old England. Belville has decided to leave soccer and enroll in the new ‘George Michael’s School of Advanced Faggotry Studies’ in [...]
Full StoryComic Bill Maher Traces Family Lineage Back To Gay Neanderthals
New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) His royal smugness, comic Bill Maher, a staple for the weak-willed who regularly view his HBO show and are thankful for an un-interrupted hour to rub their crotches, has come out and revealed his ancestors were homosexual oriented Neanderthals, not pre-modern heterosexual Cro-Magnons who science believes were the precursor [...]
Full StoryUS Army’s First ‘All Gay’ Brigade-The Fighting Sodomites,’ Deploys To Syria
US ARMY HEADQUARTERS – (SatireWorld.com) Feeling the political pressure from the liberal White House and other assorted wimp-outs, the US Army had formed the first all homosexual fighting battalions earlier this year. Called the ‘Fighting Sodomite Division,’ these special units will be tasked with failed ordnance, or dud bomb inspections, mine clearing, and bomb disposal [...]
Full StoryElton John Upset He Wasn’t Biggest Queen At Royal Wedding
Westminster Kennel Show….opps Royal Wedding! (SatireWorld.com) Singer Elton John was upset at the Royal Wedding to see that he wasn’t “the biggest Queen” in attendance. He felt that his presence was upstaged by that of Queen Elizabeth II at the marriage of her grandson, Prince William, to Kate Middleton.
Full StoryGay Couple Adopt Doll And They All Dress Alike
New York, NY-(SatireWorld.com) An openly gay couple have traveled the world with a doll called Digby, which is dressed in the same fashion and color scheme as its owners, or in this case, ‘parents.’
Full StoryRosie And Gal-Pal Call It Quits After One Year
Los Angeles, CA-(satireworld.com) Rosie O’Donnell has ended her relationship with Tracy Kachtick-Anders, her girlfriend of over a year.The former controversial ‘View’ co-host, began her relationship with Kachtick-Anders in December 2009. Kachtick-Anders has 6 children.
Full StoryCave Man Fred Flintstone Was A Homosexual, Says Noted Anthropologist
Berkley, CA (SatireWorld.com) Sure, you remember him. Yes, that adorable Fred Flintstone wearing his cave man outfit of an animal skin over one shoulder and hanging around with best friend Barney Rubble. The Flintstones were the modern age vision of a Stone Age family. Residing in the fictitious town of Bedrock, Fred Flintstone worked an [...]
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