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World Cup Bound Harold Worth Accidently Joins A Brazilian Street Gang

Rio de Janiro, Brazil – (satireworld.com) British reporter Harold Worth was in his 6th day of an South American fact finding and a vist to thje FIFA World Cup when, as fate would have it, he made a wrong turn on one of Rio’s numerous freeway off ramps. Soon, after a myriad of turns and […]

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Chelsea Clinton Denies She Capitalized on her Looks to get NBC Job!

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) NBC News (sic) announced that Chelsea Clinton, the only acknowledged child of former President Bill Clinton, and ex-Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, had been hired as a special correspondent for the network.

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US Embassy Hoists ‘Gay Pride Flag’ Hoping To Twart ISIS Baghdad Invasion

Baghdad, Iraq – (satireworld.com) The Obama Administration has begun its first efforts in fighting back against the impending ISIS invasion of Iraq. In the country where 4,000 brave Americans died and tens of thousands were injured giving Iraqis freedom, the hoisting of a ‘gay pride flag’ as a way to twart the advances of a […]

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Jay Carney Addresses Sex Change Transformation Rumors

Washington AC/DC – (satireworld.com) Outgoing 16 year-old White House press secretary, Jay Carney, has finally admitted his secret sex change transformation from a man to a woman is well underway and that hormone replacement therapy is ongoing.

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More Lies….Obama Claims 18 US Sailors Finally Rescued From WWII Ship Torpedoed During D-Day Invasion

Normandy Coast, France – (satireworld.com) According to President Obama’s White House staffers, a U.S. Navy ship sunk during WW II has been found and the surviving crew of 18 sailors were rescued. The rescue operation was initiated about 20 miles off the French Normandy coast on Friday morning.

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Debbie Wasserman Schultz Still Missing Since Halloween Fright Night!

West Palm Beach, FL – (SatireWorld.com) The Palm Beach, FL Jewish community launched an all out search for D&C Charperson (sic) Debbie Wasserman Schultz after she went out ‘trick or treating’ Halloween night and never returned home!

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Clay Aiken Insults Republicans, Whites, and Mormons

Los Angeles, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Clay Aiken showed how much he believes in his charity, The National Inclusion Project, by attempting to exclude Whites, Mormons, and Republicans. The openly gay singer said that he was taking a drink every time he saw a black at the Republican National Convention and was as sober as Mormon.

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Post British Handgun Ban….Result? Handgun Crime Doubles!

Via WSJ (SatireWorld.com) Americans are determined that massacres such as happened in Newtown, Conn., never happen again. But how? Many advocate more effective treatment of mentally-ill people or armed protection in so-called gun-free zones. Many others demand stricter control of firearms.

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Prize Winner Announced in “Win a Shower With Your Favourite Premier League Team” Contest

Portsmouth,(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Harold Worth, former reporter for this publication, was just announced as the winner of the “Win a Shower With Your Favorite Premier League Team” contest. Worth stated in an interview that he would choose to shower with Manchester United and “I’m really looking forward to the experience. It makes me remember with […]

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Sperm Count Drop Among White British Males Alarms World Physicians

Manchester (UK) – (satireworld.com) When it comes to sperm counts, those randy Englishmen aren’t what they used to be, according to a new national study that shows sperm production is almost non-existent among British males.

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Obama denies involvement in gay Hollywood “Bugger-Bugger” pool parties; Claims he never learned to snorkel!

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) The Obama White House took the offensive today even as the widening investigation into Hollywood gay pedophile activity expanded with threats to name even more names in what is being called “Bugger-Gate’ and threatens even the highest political offices in the land.

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PHOTO OF THE DAY

America 2014…No wonder kids stay out of sight playing on their iPads and smart phones!

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Actress Kirsten Dunst Breaks From Hollywood Norm, Espouses Traditional Gender Roles

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) Actress Kirsten Dunst apparently is one Hollywood actress that has the ability to express an opinion that is contrary to the non-traditional, liberal, feminist agenda of her industry. In an interview with Harper’s Bazaar UK, Dunst said: “”I feel like the feminine has been a little undervalued. We all have to […]

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Fraternal Order of Police Bar VP Joe Biden From Future Speaking Engagements

New London, Conn – (SatireWorld.com) State troopers from around the tri-state New England area vowed to never invite Vice President Joe Biden to future Fraternal Order of Police conventions in fear of losing its core of rank and file membership over homosexual issues promoted by the Vice President in his hour-long speech to over 600 […]

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Obama Outlines Plan To Tax Heterosexual Intercourse – But Will Allow Gay Waivers

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The Obama Administration came out today with tax increase guns blazing, as the President increased pressure on the Senate to raise more funding for Obamacare which is experiencing slow growth and a funding shortage.

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Duck Dynasty Creator/Producer Once Starred In Indie Film About Gay Porn Called “The Fluffer

New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) The producer and creator of the A&E show “Duck Dynasty” once starred in a dark, homoerotic indie film about the gay porn industry called “The Fluffer.”

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Secret Service Landing in Hawaii Get Ceremonial ‘Lei’ and More from GLAAD!

Honolulu, HI – (SatireWorld.com) The advance party of Secret Service protectors for the President was welcomed to Hawaii by a representative of GLAAD dressed like Don Ho and a chorus of GLADDETS singing the Island Favorite: Cumoniwannaleiya!

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Phil Robertson: ‘GLAAD Should Use Some Mouthwash-They Have Scrotum On Their Breath!’

West Monroe, LA – (SatireWorld.com) Sooner or later is was going to happen where the A&E – Duck Dynasty war would boil over into nastiness. The first salvo was fired by GLAAD who vengefully prodded A&E to take drastic action against their biggest star over a perceived anti-gay rant made in CQ magazine. GLAAD is […]

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A&E Agrees…… ‘Man Ass Is Tighter’

New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) For some in the left-wing media, the goalposts are starting to move in their anti-Christian jihad against everyone who believes in the Bible. Gay rights organizations like GLAAD went as far as to pressure A&E to punish Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson for quoting biblical verse during a non-A&E interview.

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Want To Bet The A&E Channel Isn’t So GLAAD Now?

Via the Daily Caller A Christian organization has launched a petition to end the persecution of “Duck Dynasty” star Phil Robertson after he declared heterosexual sex to be his favorite kind versus homosexual sex which he claims is prohibited in the Bible.

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A&E Steps on it’s D*** by Firing Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson as Over 800K Protest within Hours!

Monroe, LA – (SatireWorld.com) A&E (now known as the Ass-Hole & Enema Channel) has got a case of a tight sphincter as they are being blown out of the water after firing the patriarch of their most popular cable show ever over a biological comparison. (9M heterosexuals watch)

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Throckmorton P. Trudblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”

Salt Lake City, UT – (SatireWorld.com) Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I am getting really tired of the “politically correct” attacking folks for sharing an opinion that goes against their agenda.

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Lesbians Upset Hillary and Huma Stayed In Closet on National Coming Out Day

Fag Gut Town, NY – (SatireWoprld.com) While the celebration was not noticed or observed by most people in the United States (unless their television news rammed it down their throats), October 11th was observed as National Coming Out Day. Many long suspected/world’s worst kept secret gays came out of the closet and revealed their sexual […]

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White House Mandate Over Diversity Goals Singles Out Fruit Giant Del Rios Banana

Braso, Costa Rica – (SatireWorld.com) Costa Rican fruit exporter Del Rios Banana is under the scrutiny of White House advisers who want to see more diversity in the workplace concerning Del Rios who employs over 25,000 workers and who’s chief import partner is the US government.

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Bankrupt Penthouse Mag to be added to SW Stable of ‘Barely Legal” Publications?

New Haven, Conn – (SatireWorld.com) Glossy men’s magazine, Penthouse, the 48 year old bible of adolescent Kennedy acolytes everywhere may soon go “conservative’ if SW editor Bargis Tryhol ‘steps up to the plate.”

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Warner Brothers Concedes: Affleck OUT, Obama IN as new BATMAN after fan Blacklash!

Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Acceding to the demands of what he called “the voice of the American People’, Barack Obama has agreed to take on the role of Bruce Wayne in the next Batman episode after a fan backlash against Ben Affleck flooded social networking sites, and Obama’s own tax free super PAC, OFA (Organizing […]

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Man Tries Salad Dressing-Immediately Turns Gay!

Spokane, WA – (SatireWorld.com) It started out as a simple picnic in Twin Falls Park when Anthony ‘Rocco’ Pietro felt different than when he first arrived at the picnic area. That’s what lawyers are saying in a recent lawsuit filed against Krafty Foods where they claim Krafty’s Zesty Italian Salad Dressing made their client into […]

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HHS Sebelius: ‘Obamacare Will Favor Gays Over Straight People

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius on Monday said that members of the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgendered community will be a special focus of Obamacare because “for too long they were pushed to the side.”

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Obama’s Image on Mt. Rushmore? Rumors Spark New Debate

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) A recent article about President Obama’s obsession with his legacy has prompted new calls to reserve his image on the famed Dakota landscape of Mount Rushmore.

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Editorial: Let’s Keep The Boy Scouts Straight

Satire World Editorial: This month, the Boy Scouts of America are supposed to announce their decision in regards to allowing openly gay members and leaders into their program. This possible change in the 100+ year old organization is due to political and economic pressure from government and the politically correct.

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