ArchivesTag : global warming

Al Gore Discovers a New Environmental Bogeyman

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) Former Vice President Al Gore (supposed inventor of the Internet), noted predictor of dire, non-occurring, environmental calamities since 2000 spoke before the International Brassiere Manufacturers Association (IBMA) convention. He cautioned that the effect of plastics and oil based synthetic fibers used in Bra manufacturing are affecting the oceans of the world.

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Al Gore: ‘Bitter cold’ is exactly what we should expect from the climate crisis

Dallas,TX- (satireworld.com) Gore’s Oscar-winning documentary An Inconvenient Truth did not warn of record cold and increasing snowfalls as a consequence of man-made global warming. And as recently as 2009, Gore was hyping the lack of snow as evidence for man-made global warming. Maybe Al Gore doesn’t know a thing about climate change after all and […]

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South Pole Calderas Fool Global Warming Cabal

Antarctica – (SatireWorld.com) Climate Change hot air suffered yet another blow this weekend following the publication of the Western Antarctic Research Base report about volcanic eruptions under the Ross Ice Shelf.

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As Global Warming Heats Up Average Vagina Temperatures Drop Worldwide

Copenhagen – (SatireWorld.com) Esteemed scientist and 2008 Nobel Science Award recipient, Dr. Newton J. Blather, issued a startling warning to people everywhere concerning disturbing events he has recorded over the past year…Women and their vaginas around the world are cooling down due to global warming.

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‘UK Ministry For Big Oil Relations’ As New Brit PM Scorns Eco-Truther Crap

London, UK – (SatireWorld.com) “Bollocks to global warming is now official UK government policy,” a spokesperson at the newly-created Ministry for Big Oil Relations said today as new British Prime Minister Theresa May wielded the ax to the Tories’ long term flagshit shop window, the Department for the Environment and Climate Change.

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NASA Cover-up? Respected Astronomer Says Second Sun Exists.

The Internet is no stranger to NASA conspiracy theories. Most of them are so out of left field, they’re impossible to ignore. The latest is no exception, except if you believe in unicorns and pixie dust from Mars.

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NASA Posts Warning On Imminent 5.0+ Magnitude L.A. Earthquake – Blames Global Warming!

Los Angeles, CA – (satireworld.com) A report blames automobiles for the rise in tectonic activity mainly in the Pacific rim, and at various locations along the eastern seaboard of the US. Advisories have been forwarded to the US West Coast in anticipation of the ‘Big One’ which is expected to strike in the next few […]

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Obama Has Climate Change Added to FBI’s Most Wanted List

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) With Earth Day approaching this week, President Obama is escalating his fear-mongering tactics about the damage Climate Change is doing to our planet. In fact, the President sent millions of his supporters into a panicked frenzy today by tweeting the ominous message: “This is the only planet we’ve got.” The shocking […]

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“Snow Guilt” Settling in For Bostonians, Psychologists Say

BOSTON – (satireworld.com) Mental health experts including psychologists, psychiatrists, and even school counselors are reporting a spike in patients presenting a condition they haven’t seen before. More and more Bostonians are reportedly suffering from a new ailment known as “Snow Guilt,” and are seeking professional help.

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Captain America Claims…”Once You Look Closely, Climate Change Guru Nuttier Than a Snickers Bar”

Mumbai, Idia – (satireworld.com) International Climate Change Guru and multi millionaire Rajendra Pachauri is under fire again, this time in relation to his just published Romance Novel ‘Return to Almora’ detailing his many conquests while acting as a train conductor.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #132

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Man Gored At Annual Running of the Bulls in Pamplona

Nashville, Tenn – (satireworld.com) One man was recently gored by a bull in the annual Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, Spain. The injury was to the buttocks and the man will be okay after minor stitches and recovery.

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Global Warming Sues NYT Reporter for Slander

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) On an appearance on MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough hosted show, Morning Joe, New York Times reporter Nick Confessore told Scarborough that neither ISIS nor radical Islam are the greatest existential threat America faces. His pick for the greatest threat? Global Warming.

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Lorax and Al Gore in Twitter War Over Credit for Global Warming Hoax

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) The Lorax and Al Gore have become engaged in a bitter war of words on Twitter as to who has done more for environmental awareness and advancement of the bullshit known as Global Warming. The Former Vice-President threw down the gauntlet yesterday when he called Mr. Lorax a short, […]

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Van Jones Blames Global Warming for Changed Benghazi Talking Points

Atlanta – (satireworld.com) Van Jones, former Green Czar for the Obama administration and current vacant zombie on CNN’s Crossfire, blamed Global Warming for the tampered with talking points regarding the Benghazi attack in 2012. He completely dismissed any nefarious involvement by Hillary Clinton or Susan Rice in the controversy.

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Global Warming Blamed For Women’s Worldwide Vagina Cool Down

Copenhagen – (satireworld.com) Esteemed scientist and 2008 Nobel Science Award recipient, Dr. Newton J. Blather, issued a startling warning to people everywhere about a disturbing event he has recorded over the past year…Women and their vaginas everywhere are cooling down due to global warming.

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Obamacare Navigator Could Be key in solving Flight 370 Mystery!

Chicago, IL – (satireworld.com) After missing for 8 days with 239 passengers, Malaysian airlines flight 370 is now widely believed to have been taken over by a rogue pilot and bogus navigator, may turn out to be tied in with Obamacare, Chicago, and an Obamacare terrorist Navigator!

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Where Has All the Hot Air Gone?

San Francisco CA – (satireworld.com) Professor Dr. ME Schmuck of the Al Gore Institute (AGI) has been designated as AGI’s spokesman to explain why the concept of manmade Global Warming/Climate Change is still relevant. AGI located in Nashville TN was founded by former Democratic Vice President Gore in 2002, following his loss in the hotly […]

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‘National Bullshit-O-Meter’ Goes Wild After Obama State of the Union Speech

Washington, DC-(SatireWorld.com) In America, the President of the United States is required to give an annual report to both Houses of Congress and the American people. Tuesday night's televised State of the Union Speech featuring the Annoited One, Barack Hussein Obama, dragged on for an endless amount of time and all that was really said […]

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Record Winter Cold Has Al Gore Worried As Book and Movie Profits Crumble

Nashville, TN- (satireworld.com) Frustrated over seeing his environmental influence being challenged by a series of deep cold winter storms that have people scrambling to keep warm in almost every state, ex-vice president and perennial sore loser Al Gore is at a loss for words and has gone into hiding somewhere on his 77,000 acre Tennessee […]

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Gore, HHS, EPA Double Down on Global Warming; ignore US about to be “Fukushimed!”

San Francisco, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Thanks to amateur nuclear hobbyists it appears that the downplayed threat from the Japanese meltdown of it’s nuclear plant has already hit beaches in San Francisco while Obama’s cabinet officials continue to play down the findings of the potential disaster.

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Income Inequality Replaces Global Warming on Obama’s 2014 Agenda

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) President Barack “golfer-in-chief” Obama fresh from another taxpayer funded vacation in Hawaii is forming a new Executive Branch group, to be designated the Democratic Imaginary Problem Solvers (DIPS). The organization will be headed by VP Joe “shotgun” Biden.

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Al Gore Caught Up In Big Lifestyle Change Drama…Has First Bowel Movement In 20 Years!

Oxford, MA – (SatireWorld.cvom) Former Vice President Al Gore has successfully completed his first ‘BM’ in over twenty years says People Magazine.

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Obama Thrills Zombie Voters with Dramatic Arrival at Exclusive Martha’s Vineyard!

South Cape Beach, Mashpee, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Residents of Mashpee, lining the town’s private beach in this sleepy Cape Cod town, were treated to a show befitting the arrival of visiting royalty as the first family continued their ‘endless vacation’ at taxpayers expense.

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Former VP Gore Scores a Global Whiteout

Denver CO – (SatireWorld.com)  On May 1, 2013 former Democratic Vice President Al Gore spoke about global warming at the 76,000 seat Sports Authority Field (home of the Denver Broncos).

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Al Gore, World’s Fattest Fool, Pretends UK is Tropical Paradise over Easter!

Cambridge (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) It appears only fitting that the world’s biggest fool, Al Gore, was on hand to bask in the excitement of the annual Oxford/Cambridge race on the Thames coinciding with the first day of summer, daylight savings time, and of course April fools day.

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Animal Control Officers Finally Discover “Who Let The Dogs Out”

Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Animal Control Officers have finally discovered the identity of the person “who let the dogs out.” Investigators in the department have been searching for the perpetrator since The Baha Men first asked the question in the summer of 2000.

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Global Warming Moonbat Says, “All Humans Need To Have Chips Implanted At Birth”

London (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) In a rare peek into the empty heads of those who support the comic book science world of catastrophic global warming, UK writer and global warming activist Elizabeth Moon argues that everyone should be involuntarily implanted with a microchip at birth so that “anonymity would be impossible”.

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Chu on This! Secretary of Energy Says He Gets “A” for Doubling Gas Prices!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) University of California Graduate, Climate Change Proselytizer and Nobel Prize winner Steven Chu, who doesn’t own a car, told a Congressional hearing that he deserves ‘stellar’ marks for guiding gas prices from $1.85 a gallon to $3.85 during his tenure in the Obama administration.

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The Incredible Shrinking Penis: Global Warming Blamed Again by Mad Scientists!

Seattle, WA – (SatireWorld.com)) Well, just when you thought you had heard it all and regretted sleeping through Biology class, new claims have emerged from Global Warming Alarmists who upon finding they couldn’t see their PUD when bending over to put their Birkenstocks on, now blame their loss of man hood on nature and rising […]

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