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Al Gore Blames Global Warming as Divorce Heats Up ; Claims Even Tipper “the Iceberg” Beginning to Melt

While some would claim no news is good news, it doesn’t pertain to the ever gaseous Al “Mr. Green” Gore, who insiders are saying is getting ‘overheated’ as his divorce appears to be going no where fast and will ultimately be decided by a family court judge and could rest on ‘a hanging chad!”

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Copenhagen Scientist Reports Global Warming Causing Women To Cool Down

Copenhagen – (SatireWorld.com) Esteemed scientist and 2008 Nobel Science Award recipient, Dr. Newton J. Blather, issued a startling warning to people everywhere about a disturbing event he has recorded over the past year…Women and their vaginas everywhere are cooling down due to global warming.

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Finally! WMD’s Discovered But They’re in UK Dustbins and Mandated by EU!

Cornwall Arsenal,UK-(SatireWorld.com) Brits woke up today to bad news and good news! First the good news. WMD’s have been found to exist, nearly a decade after their alleged existence led to bloody conflict in Iraq. The Bad news is that they’re in Britain, and mandated by the European Union!

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Al Gore Frustrated Over Wintery Weather

Nashville, TN- (satireworld.com) Frustrated over seeing his environmental influence being challenged by a series of deep cold winter storms that have people scrambling to keep warm in almost every state, ex-vice president and perennial sore loser Al Gore is at a loss for words and has gone into hiding somewhere on his 7,000 acre Tennessee […]

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