ArchivesTag : gun control

Hillary Scares Campaign Crowd In Scranton After 12 Minute Trance-like Stare Into Nothingness

Scranton, PA – (satireworld.com) TV cameras turned away as Hillary had ‘another Hillary moment’ in front of almost 350 supporters in Scranton’s Municipal Arena. What was described by several stunned supporters as ‘a stare into nothingness,’ the Democratic candidate stood frozen on the podium with her face locked in a far away stare toward the […]

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Maybe The Cure For Gun Violence Is Right Under Our Noses

Atlanta, GA – (satireworld.com) Whenever you hear the politicians on the left, or their supportive media friends, start talking about gun control proposals it’s always in the name of ‘common sense’. So we on the right have thoroughly researched the issue and have come up with a form of Gun Control that makes common sense, […]

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Dozens DC Pizza Drones Drafted As Congress Sit-In Dems Threaten Gun Control Hunger Strike

Washington DC – (Satireworld.com) – A popular Georgetown pizzeria run by aficionados of the Flying Burrito Brothers was put top of FEMA’s humanitarian aid delivery network as news of the protest broke today.

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Most Innocents Killed In US From A Firearm Massacre Wasn’t Orlando

South Dakota – (satireworld.com) Recently, a terrorist attack on an Orlando Florida gay bar has been billed in the media as the worst firearm massacre in American history. That isn’t quite true once you check on historical facts. December 29, 2015 marked the 125th Anniversary of the murder of 297 innocent Sioux Indians at Wounded […]

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You Have An Undenieable Right To Carry A Gun and Protect Yourself

Human beings only have two ways to deal with one another: reason and force. If you want us to do something for you, you have a choice of either convincing us via argument, or force us to do your bidding under threat of force.

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Obama Pulls Muscles, Tears Tendon in Gun Move

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) White House doctors have confirmed that President Obama strained several muscles in his arms today, and even tore a tendon in his shoulder area, while overreaching in putting together his newest gun control executive orders. The president has been ordered to rest his skinny arms and reduce the movement of his […]

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Hillary Proposes ‘Thumb Amputations’ For All Muslim-male Refugees

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton proposed immediate legislation that would curb any possible gun violence by Muslim males who enter the US on a visa or under refugee status. The method would include mandatory surgical thumb removal to prevent the unauthorized use of any firearms by any Muslim male who […]

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Obama Demands Ammunition Manufacturers Develop Slower Bullets

WASHINGTON – (satireworld.com) In his infinite wisdom and attempt to thwart mass shootings by Muslims so the American people don’t get upset with them, President Obama said today that he had come up with a workable solution to all the gun control hysteria that he himself has stirred up. He has demanded that gun manufacturers […]

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Christmas Gun Sales Soar As Obama’s Gun Control Warnings Fall Flat

Tallahassee, FL-(satireworld.com) After a series of brutal terror attacks here and home and abroad by ISIS, Americans are taking self-protection matters into their own hands as Obama’s rhetoric of more threatened gun control falls on deaf ears. As Florida resident Kerry Morgan put it……”He’s just a bluster of wind blown from a donkey’s butt about […]

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Obama vows to increase unemployment to curb workplace violence!!

The White House – (satireworld.com) On his national address scheduled for later in the day from the White House the President is ready to unleash his latest plan to thwart ISIS and radical terrorism by increasing American unemployment to reduce the amount of workplace violence blamed for the recent bloodbaths around America!

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Have a Happy Liberal Thanksgiving

The Heartland… For most people, Thanksgiving is a day for family, giving thanks, food, and football. For some, it means early shopping after the big meal. But for liberals, Thanksgiving is a time to gather families together and then alienate each other. It’s a sacred holiday because of the indoctrination and propaganda opportunities it affords […]

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Amid Gun Control Hysteria, Obama Calls For Ban On Shotgun Weddings

OREGON – (satireworld.com) Determined to circumvent Congress, President Obama has decided on his first executive order related to gun control. He’s ordering a ban on shotgun weddings, typically defined as any wedding that takes place quickly, usually to avoid embarrassment because of a pregnancy.

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Baltimore Mayor Blames Wild Illegal Guns for Increasing Murders in the City

Baltimore MD – (satireworld.com) There were a total of 211 homicides in the city, as of August 15, 2015, exceeding the total for all of the year 2014. Most of the homicides are during Black on Black altercations. Democratic Mayor Stephanie Rawlings Blake says the murder situation is under control and is due to all […]

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Comedian Amy Schumer Offers Advice For Gun-Free Zones

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) After a crazed gunman killed two people in a Louisiana movie theater during a screening of her movie Trainwreck, comedian Amy Schumer, cousin of Democratic brainiac Senator Chuck Schumer, became the latest celebrity to make a public plea for gun control. At a press conference, she offered her advice for […]

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Oklahoma vs Illinois…A Comparision of Right versus the Corrupt

Illinois and Oklahoma : Look at these two states,it makes for an interesting contrast. The first part is about Illinois and the second part is about Oklahoma!

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SatireWorld Celebrates ‘Santa and Machine Guns’ Event

SatireWorld Range and Dinner Club, USA Nothing says Christmas like a staff photo with Santa and an AR-15! Just ask the writers at SatireWorld as they pose with jolly Ol’ St. Nick and some high-powered firearms: AK-47s, grenade launchers and machine guns.

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Anti-Gun Mom Group Rally Fizzles….Only a Handful Show Up!

Via Truth Revolt – (satireworld.com) Moms Demand Action for Gun Sense in America called on their troops to join the “stroller jam” outside of Targets Shareholders meeting in Dallas to protest open carry in their stores. Unfortunately for them, a group of 12 showed up.

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MSNBC’s Chris Hayes Looks Like An Idiot After Gun Challenge Aimed At NRA

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) On May 22 MSNBC’s Chris Hayes expressed amazement that he has heard no response from the NRA to a smart gun “truce” offered them on May 5 by a New Jersey State senator who is at the forefront of anti-gun activity in her state.

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Restaurant Chain Bans Guns in Stores, May Get Free Publicity From Future Mass Shooting

Dallas – (satireworld.com) The Chipotley Restaurant chain, known for their oversized burritos, has announced a nationwide ban on guns in their stores with the exception of those in the possession of law enforcement personnel.

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White House Spokesman Says: ‘Laugh Track Audio To Be Added To All Jay Carney Press Conferences’

The White House – (SatireWorld.com) On Tuesday night, White House press secretary Jay Carney again referred questions about the collection of Associated Press phone records to the Department of Justice, stating that President Barack Obama remained a “strong defender of the First Amendment.” The struggling White House Press Secretary revealed the Administration’s official position with […]

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72 Killed and 200 Wounded During Early Morning Gun Confiscation Grab In Boston

Boston – (satireworld.com) National Guard units seeking to confiscate a cache of recently banned assault weapons were ambushed on April 19 by elements of a para-military extremist faction. Military and law enforcement sources estimate that 72 were killed and more than 200 injured before government forces were compelled to withdraw.

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Emanuel Petitions Obama for $500B to dig moat around South Chicago after 15 murders, 73 wounded in two weekends!

Chicago, IL – (satireworld.com) As the death and maimed toll in Chicago continues to mount with Afro-Americans decimating the democrat voting roles, Mayor Rahm Emanuel is begging the White House to release funds for a project bigger than the original panama canal before the violence spills over into the President’s home neighborhood!

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Alan B. West says….’For What Does Our Republic Stand?’

via Alan B. West The question for us as Americans — residents of a Constitutional Republic — is for what does this Republic stand?

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PHOTO OF THE DAY

Hope you get the message!

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NRA Supports New Gun Control Initiatives

Atlanta, GA – (satireworld.com) Whenever you hear the left talk about gun control proposals it’s always in the name of ‘common sense’. So we on the right researched the issue and have come up with Gun Control that makes common sense, especially after you examine the data on past gun related murders.

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More ‘Un-Truthful Reporting’ From ABC’s Diane Sawyer on Gun Control Statistics

New York, NY – via Breitbart During a January 27 ABC News segment titled “Young Guns,” Diane Sawyer claimed, “Every hour, a child is rushed to an emergency room because of gunshots.” Co-anchor David Muir took it even further and claimed that “453 of those children die at the hospital.”

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The Modern Day ‘Harvey Girls’….Harvey Weinstein’s Attempt To Screw The NRA On His Famous ‘Casting Couch’

. Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) War on Women? Sexism? Wealth sharing? Gun control? Job equality? Liberalism? Yes, those are the talking points of today’s left, but the icons of the movement sing a different tune when it pertains to themselves and their personal attitudes. The true hypocrits in our modern culture attempt to bend traditional […]

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Famous Hollywood Douchebag To Produce Anti-NRA Movie

Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Notoriously nasty Hollywood producer Harvey Weinstein said he and actress Meryl Streep are going to make a movie taking the NRA “head-on” and that the gun rights group “will wish they weren’t alive after he’s done with them.” Weinstein made these comments Wednesday on Howard Stern’s SiriusXM radio show.

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A Florida gun owner (unarmed) is certified as ‘unwelcome in Maryland’

A SATIREWORLD EDITORIAL Florida resident John Filippidis, silver-haired family man, business owner, employer and taxpayer, is also licensed to carry a concealed firearm. He’d rather he didn’t feel the need, “but things aren’t like they used to be. The break-ins, the burglaries, all the crime. And I carry cash a lot of the time. I’m […]

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‘Santa and his Guns’ Celebrate At SatireWorld’s Annual Christmas Party

SatireWorld, USA Nothing says Christmas like a staff photo with Santa and an AR-15! Just ask the writers at SatireWorld as they pose with jolly Ol’ St. Nick and some high-powered firearms: AK-47s, grenade launchers and machine guns.

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