ArchivesTag : gun control

Anthony Weiner Sticks Up (sic) Against Gun Control!

New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Former NY Congressman Anthony (Tony for short) Weiner is busy reinventing himself as he attempts to rehabilitate his sticky image as he plans an eventual political comeback.

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US Gun Ownership Versus Murder Rate in Russia

VIA: Breitbart In an effort to provide Obama with cover and respond to Russian Foreign Affairs Committee chairman Alexei Pushkov’s mocking of the Washington Navy Yard shooting, National Public Radio (NPR) dug up some facts about shootings and gun crime around the world and made a startling discovery–the U.S. has more guns than Russia but […]

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Second Banana Speaks About More Government Control of Firearms

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) Vice President Joe Biden speaking for the Obama administration announced two new gun control measures, promulgated via President Obama’s Executive Orders.

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Rash of Robberies seen in Seattle Washington

Seattle WA – (SatireWorld.com) Seattle City Council members and local law enforcement officials were perplexed over a sudden spike in the number of robberies of businesses located in the downtown area of the city.

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US Center for Disease Control Gun Violence Report Quietly Released….Last June!

Atlanta, GA – (SatireWorld.com) In the wake of recent mass shootings, the reaction from the left was to skewer responsible gun owners by passing restrictive laws that would’ve never prevented the tragedies in the first place. Non-deterred and faced with pressure from the radical left in his own party, Obama instructed the Center for Disease […]

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Ask A Native-American Indian How Government Gun Control Works

South Dakota – (satireworld.com) December 29, 2015 marked the 125th Anniversary of the murder of 297 Sioux Indians at Wounded Knee Creek on the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation in South Dakota.

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Recent Poll: 85% Of Brits Want Their Gun Rights Back!

London (UK) An overwhelming majority of British citizens want their country’s handgun ban repealed, according to the results of an on-line poll conducted by the Daily Telegraph, described Wednesday as the United Kingdom’s “most widely read broadsheet newspaper” by the Commentator.

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Anti-Gun Advocates Refuse To Read This….But You Can!

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) According to data from the FBI’s uniform crime reports, California had the highest number of gun murders in 2011 with 1,220 — which makes up 68 percent of all murders in the state that year and equates to 3.25 murders per 100,000 people.

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The World’s Greatest Gun Salesman

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) There have been 72,005,482 background checks for gun purchases since President Obama took office, according to data released by the FBI. Yes, you read correctly over seventy-two million!

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Center for Disease Control (CDC) Issues Second Philadelphia Zombie Alert

Atlanta, GA – (SatireWorld.com) The world’s leading research and communicable disease control center (CDC) located in Atlanta, Georgia has issued its second Zombie Alert for the Philadelphia area, advising citizens to be prepared and have ample stocks and supplies on hand in the event of a zombie breakout.

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Poll: 69% Said ‘Yes’ To Wanting Their Own Gun Around During A Nearby Police Manhunt

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) The nation watched as the Boston area went under lockdown during a manhunt for the armed and dangerous marathon bombing suspect. If you were in that situation, would you want a gun at your side?

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Common Sense Wins! NRA Soundly Defeats Obama and the Left-Wing Biased Media

Washington, DC – In the immediate aftermath of the tragic Newtown murders, Obama and His Media joined forces to exploit the deaths of innocent children for all it was worth…With a series of laws that would have done absolutely nothing to stop the very crime they were exploiting. This naked political move to leverage the […]

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Director Michael Moore Throws Weight Around On Gun Issue; Three Crushed

Flint, MI-(SatireWorld.com,) Hollywood director Michael Moore decided that it was time that he start using his influence and throwing his weight around to support Obama’s anti-gun agenda.

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Biden Fires 2 Warning Blasts from Shotgun at Korean Food Mart!

Washington, DC -(SatireWorld.com) Vice President Joe Biden unleashed his inner self this morning as he was involved in a ‘drive by’ past a Korean food mart in Washington which left two South Korean shoppers in ‘serious, but stable condition.”

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Joe Biden Says ‘North Korea Cannot Have Nukes Without A Universal Background Check’

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The powers at the White House are downplaying the recent war drum rhetoric from militant generals in North Korea concerning a possible pre-emptive nuclear weapon strike against the US or its Pacific military bases.

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As Brits Lecture US on Gun Rights…UK Sees Sharp Rise In Knife Deaths

London (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) An average of over five people are knifed to death in England and Wales every week, as latest figures show that fatal stabbings are at a record level.

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Obama set to appear In “Guns & Ammo” Reality Show with Ted Nugent!

Barack Obama thinks Ted Nugent is an NRA wild man…On the other hand, Ted Nugent thinks Obama is just a plain old asshole. The White House – (SatireWorld.com) Following his 6 episode golf series “The Haney Project’, white house staffers have announced President Obama’s outreach to ‘bitter clingers’ as he takes shooting lessons with outspoken […]

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Last Resident Leaves Bloomsburg New York

Bloomsburg NY- (SatireWorld.com) Mabel Kowalski quietly closed Mabel’s Café and Pizza Parlor on Kuomo Avenue for the last time, then quietly left town for her new business located in Dallas Texas.

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And the Award for Best Supporting Actress for Comedic Farce goes to……

Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) The nation was treated to an unprecedented event last night at the Academy Awards, an event boycotted by 49.8% of the country, who really couldn’t be arsed, when leading lady Moochelle Obama (FLOAT-US) was beamed in live from the White House to accept the newly created award!

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Will You ‘Stand Up and Fight?’

By Wayne LaPierre Before I tell you how the NRA and our members are going to Stand And Fight politically and in the courts, let’s acknowledge that all over this country, tens of millions of Americans are already preparing to Stand And Fight to protect their families and homes.

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Meet Actor Jim Carrey…SatireWorld’s Asshat of the Week

Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) One-time funnyman Jim Carrey joins a long list of celebrity liberals who think the lives of those who share a different philosophy than theirs may not be worth all that much.

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Ground Hog Day:Tina Brown Sticks Head Out of Her Butt Predicts 12 More Years of Democrat Rule While Obama Goes Shooting!

New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Following closely on the heels of the 60 Minute Coronation of Hillary Clinton to be the next President for another 8 years, Newsweek editor in chief Tina Brown confirmed the findings with a front cover Valentine featuring the pants suited codependent wife of Bill Clinton.

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President To Put On Skeet Shooting Exhibition By Attempting To Shoot Apple Off Debbie Wasserman-Schultz’s Head!

Camp David, MD – (SatireWorld.com) Feeling the heat from pro-hunting and gun ownership groups the President has arranged for a publicized skeet shoot where he will attempt to shoot an apple off the head of Debbie Wasserman-Schultz using his own personal Benelli 12 gauge shotgun using number 6 shot. According to press secretary Jay Carney, […]

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In Camp David Photo-Op Obama Shows His Pro-Hunting Stance By Shooting Bigfoot In Front Of Cameras

Camp David, MD- (SatireWorld.com) Career urbanite and now President, Barack Obama, spoke before a group of hunters and outdoorsmen at Camp David for a hastily assembled press conference just days before he left on a two-day swing promoting gun control. Today’s photo-op was an attempt to solidify support from the over 225 million Americans who […]

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Does The Mainstream Media Love To B-S Us?

SatireWorld Editorial: Why is it that those who steal guns, and kill movie goers and children in school are always Democrats, and not conservatives or NRA members like the mainstream media wants you to believe?

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Tarantino Unchained: Reminds Obama About Shaka Zulu: “Don’t Bring a Spear to a Gun Fight!”!

Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Hollywood bad boy director Quentin Tarantino jumped in on the raging gun debate today during an interview with Spike Lee on the racial overtones in ‘Django Unchained’ where the ‘n’ word is freely dispensed, and a lot of black folks go around killing whites for their Chrysler 300’s, Iphones, and designer […]

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Texas Newspaper Publishes Map Of Gun Owners

Austin, TX – (SatireWorld.com) The Austin Gazzette surprized its readers this morning by publishing a map showing the location of gun-owning citizens. The action was similar to the recent publication of a gun owner’s map in Westchester County, New York which caused a furor in the press.

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Member On Joe Biden’s ‘Gun Task Force’ Has Son Convicted Of Columbine-Style Plot

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Vice President Joe Biden is leading a “gun control task force” for President Obama-the goal of which is to figure out the best way to push new control measures on the American people.

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Congressman Henry Waxman Arrested at LAX trying to smuggle Derringer up his nose!

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Ever Wonder Why Piers Morgan Is Thought Of As A British Fool?

New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Yesterday, Ben Shapiro of the Daily Caller was a guest on the CNN talk show hosted by Piers Morgan. The gun debate was the central focus.

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