ArchivesTag : Harold Worth
Police Arrest Man Found Hiding In Olympic Skater Ivana Phuque’s Dressing Room
Stockholm, Sweden – (SatireWorld.com) In the Olympic Village trailer section reserved for Swedish female skaters there was a commotion as security officers chased off, then finally caught, a naked man who was hiding in the Ivana Phuque’s dressing room trailer as he was caught peeking through a peephole in the bathroom wall.
Full StoryInvestigative Journalists Try To Discover Middle Name of Throckmorton P. Turdblossom
Storm Cellar, Arkansas – (SatireWorld.com) Just what, exactly, does the “P.” stand for in Throckmorton P. Turdblossom? The curmudgeon, who writes The Country Boy Advice Column (for the publication), and noted humorist is refusing to reveal his exact middle name. All that the author will say is that it is a family name, it would [...]
Full StoryHapless Limey, Harold Worth, Spurned By Calcutta Officials Over Love His Interests
Calcutta, India – (SatireWorld.com) Polo, India’s only 2,000 pound male gorilla, is looking for some love. Despite an eight-year search for a mate, Polo remains a very lonely bachelor, and his Calcutta zoo keepers are making one final worldwide plea to find him a suitable sexual mate before his depression worsens.
Full StoryBumbling Limey Reporter Harold Worth Shows Off His Unusual Collection Of Urinals
Portsmouth, England-(SatireWorld.com) There are collectors and there are real collectors. Some people are content to save stamps or coins. Others express their happiness with vintage record albums, or memorabilia. Among collectors of the unusual, bumbling limey reporter Harold Worth stands out far from the crowd.
Full StoryLimey Reporter Missing; Doesn’t Even Leave ‘one little thing behind’ According to Heartbroken Hooker!
San Francisco, CA-(SatireWorld.com) A heart broken Therapist with a PhD, who makes her living off personal ads on social networking sites, announced a reward today for information concerning bumbling Limey Reporter Harold Worth, gone missing in recent days. “He sure wasn’t much, ‘ said Therapeutic Massage Professional Hilda “Handi” Hilldegard,” but the little bugger sought [...]
Full StoryBumbling Limey Reporter Attends Wrong Royal Wedding!
Westchester, Arkansas-(SatireWorld.com) It was bound to happen when Satire World dispatched reporter Harold Worth to exclusively cover the Royal Wedding. Worth, who’s known as a professional bumbler in most literary cirtcles, had Googled the name ‘Royal Wedding’ and soon found himself boarding an Ozark Airlines flight to Westchester Arkansas in hopes of making the Royal [...]
Full StorySun Myung Moon Announces 35K Mass Wedding Ceremony April 29th In Parliament Square; Muslims Concerned About Collateral Damage!
Somewhere in La-La Land (SatireWorld.com) Unification Church Messiah Sun Myung Moon announced he will be holding a mass wedding ceremony in Parliament Square to coincide with the nuptials of Prince William and Kate Middleton April 29.
Full StorySatire World Refused Waiver On Obamacare; Regime Cites ‘Biased’ Reporting!
Washington, DC-(SatireWorld.com) Health and Human Services Head Kathleen Sebelius announced today that Satire World.Com would not be one of the 1400 entities (and still counting) to receive a favoured exemption from the Obamination Health Care Act put into place behind closed doors by Democrats in the US one year ago!
Full StorySnooki Left ‘Gobsmacked’ After Limey Reporter Suffers Sneezing Fit At Cast Party!
Satire News Pool Reporter Harold Worth was yet in the center of another controversy after the Limey Expatriate was assigned to cover the cast party for the TV Reality show “Jersey Shore” as they kicked off their new season of bad taste, big boobs and big hair in a gay way.
Full StoryBumbling Limey Offers Bumbling Excuse For Being Missing
Paramus, NJ-(SatireWorld.com) Sometimes the unbelievable is just plain—Unbelieveable! In the case of limey reporter Harold Worth’s recent excuse for being absent from his girlfriend for the past weeks, it could just be a case of plain bullshit too!
Full StoryU.S. Considers Revoking Temporary Visa For Limey Harold Worth On ‘Human Rights’ Issues!
SatireWorld.com- Ever so bumbling limey reporter Harold Worth has now found himself in ‘hot water’ for taking the piss once too often as SatireWorld can now reveal, despite a British ‘super injunction’, that the sexist former reporter for Sky Sports was fired for cause and is now on the run in the states!
Full StoryReporter Harold Worth Lives Up To His Bumbling Personna
Cletus, GA-(SatireWorld.com) The Cletus Georgia chapter of the Klu Klux Klan (KKK) will remember this past wekend for sometime after SatireWorld’s roving reporter, Harold Worth, attended a KKK meeting and actually participated by wearing a hooded gown and holding a sign that read, ‘Give Peace A Chance’
Full StoryLimey Reporter Harold Worth Finds Happiness In Arms Of World Record Holder
Isle of Wight-(SatireWorld.com) Reporter Harold Worth’s newest assignment proved to be more than a match for a lonely man with a big heart. Sent to cover Ise of Wight Grand National & Ashey Scurry, Worth stumbled into the semi-finals of the Miss World of Iron Pumping competition in nearby Sandown at the quaint Castle Inn
Full StoryBritain Wants Another Shot At US With Revolutionary War ‘Do Over’
London, UK-(SatireWorld.com) Citing dissatisfaction over the outcome of the Revolutionary War in 1776, the British Crown has decided that a Revolutionary War 'do-over' would be in best interests of both countries and to finally decide some nagging differences.
Full StoryScrewed,Blued & Tattooed, Limey Harold Worth Continues His Search for the American Dream!
San Francisco,CA-(satireworld.com) A rather dazed and confused British reporter, Harold Worth, continued his search for the American Dream, but as everyone can plainly see, he’s been looking for LUV in all the wrong places as East Los Angelos, home of the dreaded Chupacabra Street Gang is not considered a warm and fuzzy place even for [...]
Full StoryWayward Limey Reporter Unwillingly Joins LA Latino Street Gang
Los Angeles,CA-(satireworld.com) British reporter Harold Worth was in his 6th day of an American fact finding trip when, as fate would have it, he made a wrong turn on one of LA’s numerous freeway off ramps. Soon, after a myriad of turns and one-way streets, Worth found himself deep with-in LA’s notorious gang-ridden eastside.
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