ArchivesTag : Hillary Clinton
New Twist in Columbia Hooker Scandal: Escort Now Claims Hillary ‘stiffed me!”
The State Department – (SatireWorld.com) The Columbian Hookergate Scandal refuses to go away, as yet more Escorts come out from under the desk complaining about ‘getting stiffed’ by members of the President’s Secret Service and the investigation is now focusing on Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and her ‘Pants Suit Posse!”
Full StoryClinton Forced to Confess: Chelsea is my Love Child with Debbie Wasserman-Schultz!
New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Former President Bill Clinton was forced to finally acknowledge what has long been suspected; Chelsea is NOT his daughter with long suffering wife Hillary!
Full StoryObama Touts First Economic Success: Opium Production Up 61%, Taliban Unemployment Down 15% in Afghanistan!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Ever eager to tout just one economic achievement and to show a profit on just one Government Investment, President Obama called a national press conference to announce to the American Taxpayer, “See, I told you….I am not a LOSER,’ as he crowed over his administration’s success in Afghanistan.
Full StoryBubba Banking on Hillary Squeezing into World Bank Chair Despite Her ‘Big Arse Mess’
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Despite denials from the White House and Clinton Staffers, a sure sign of prevarication, odds are on Hillary Clinton to more than fill the seat of Robert Zoellick who announced he would be stepping down from the World Bank in June.
Full StoryState Department Welcomes Taliban As New Washington, DC Embassy Opens
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) As hundreds of Toyota pick-up trucks delivered furnishings and military equipment to the new Afghanistan Taliban embassy on Washington, DC’s ‘K’ Street address, the United States State Department sent over a house warming gift of a dozen bagels and assorted fruits.
Full StoryObama Cements Legacy as Worst President Since Carter as 19 Americans Now Held Hostage in Egypt!
Cairo, Egypt – (SatireWorld.com) It was deja vu all over again as Egypt has announced it is holding 44 freedom aid workers hostage pending trial, including 19 Americans in the aftermath of the country’s “Arab Spring’ revolutions fostered and cheered by the Obama Administration and show cased by Burka Clad Secretary of State Hillary Clinton [...]
Full StoryRevealed! Marxist Radical Saul Alinsky Bounced Toddler Obama On His Knee
Saul Alinsky died in 1972. He was a Marxist grassroots organizer who spent much of his life organizing rent strikes and protesting conditions of the poor in Chicago in the 1930s. However, unlike Christian socialist and activist for the poor Dorothy Day, Alinsky’s real claim to fame was as strategist for anti-establishment ’60s radicals and [...]
Full StoryHeaven Help Us! 2012 Predictions from Beyond the Grave Uncovered!
The staff at Satire World was stunned today when they uncovered a set of predictions thought dead and buried with former scribe MORSE who had died under not so mysterious circumstances from knife wounds in the back during an ill fated sojourn into the murky realm of British Satire!
Full StoryLily Pond Lane couple to publish Clintons snooping dossier
East Hampton, Long Island – (SatireWorld.com) “Anyone listing their boring-as-hell repro fireplaces as a property’s top selling feature gotta be a nouveau riche asshole punting to the Clintons,” Lily Pond Lane resident Dr Lamar Madison commented today as Tropical Storm Irene lashed the Hamptons.
Full StorySecretary Hillary Clinton: “No, you heard it wrong, I said I had Acute Agina!”
Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) Fresh from her diplomatic meetings with China and Russia this past weekend, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton addressed her physical ailments before a questioning press corp today in lieu of reports that she recently visited a physician and had multiple tests done.
Full StoryObama Investigating Who Typed “Fart Now” Into His Teleprompter
Dover, Delaware – (SatireWorld.com) President Barack Obama is calling for a White House Special Investigator and a Congressional Oversight Committee to discover who hacked into his teleprompter during a recent speech. In the middle of a campaign fundraising dinner sponsored by The Prim, Proper, and Inbred High Society Ladies of Dover, Delaware, the President read [...]
Full StoryAnother Person Steps Up…White House Janitor Claims It was His Plan To Eliminate Bin Laden
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) The political coattails are getting pretty long on the Bin Laden killing with more and more people clammering for their 15 minutes of fame in front of cameras. First it was Hillary Clinton claiming ‘she was ready to go,’ in case the SEAL team failed, then it was Joe Biden [...]
Full StoryHillary Claims She Was Ready To Step In In Case The US Navy SEAL Team Failed
The State Department – (SatireWorld.com) Riding high on the Administration’s recent glory over the elimination of al Qeada’s top man, Osama Bin Laden, Hillary Clinton is the latest Administration member to spike the football and add her own credit for the killing of Bin Laden.
Full StoryWhite House Spokesman Admits Joe Biden Missed His Nap Time
The White House-(SatireWorld.com) Vice President Joe Biden has been catching flack in the media for falling asleep in public during a presidential address last week. In a press release, White House spokesman David Kronauer admitted that the V.P. was only nodding off because “he missed his nap time that afternoon.”
Full StoryObama Pulls Out All Stops for Re Election; Doc Prescribes Cream Guaranteed to “make him whiter than MJ by 2012!”
The Really White House-(SatireWorld.com) He was Ludicrous over Libya, Helpless over Health Care, Gaseous over Global Warming, Numb after the Nobel Prize, Arrogant about Arizona, a Bully over BP, Euphoric over Egypt, Mum over Mexico, and now insiders say Obama is resorting to skin whitening in order to stay in the White House for four [...]
Full StoryObama Appears on Dancing With The Stars; Bombs! (sic)
Television Studios,CA-(SatireWorld.com) It was a moment the world was waiting for as President Obama prepared to take the stage in what some have described as his shining moment as he prepared to discuss recent actions involving on again off again actions involving middle east unrest and chaos.
Full StoryHillary Clinton Feared Lost After Competing In The Alaskan Iditarod Race
Nome, Alaska-(SatireWorld.com) US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton arrived in Nome after a grueling 15 hour flight from Saudi Arabia. This is Ms. Clinton’s first trip to the 51st state, but as she claimed for the press… hopefully not her last. The purpose of her trip had captivated Alaskans as news of her participation in [...]
Full StoryGovernment Scientists Discover Hillary Clinton’s Libido
Los Alamos, NM-(SatireWorld.com) Libido, a Freudian term for sexual urges or desires, was once not included within a description of Hillary Clinton's personality. Usually more business-like than pleasure seeking, the source of Hillary's sex drive has eluded science since 1978.
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