ArchivesTag : Hillary Clinton
Huma Abedin Double-dips While Husband Anthony ‘Underpants’ Weiner Tries a Political Comeback From Twitter Scandal
New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Iranian born Huma Abedin, longtime friend of the Clintons and wife of former Rep. Anthony ‘Underpants’ Weiner, enjoyed an arrangement to work as an adviser in the State Department under Secretary of State Hillary Clinton while still consulting for private client.
Full StoryYOU KNOW YOU’RE IN TROUBLE WHEN….
SatireWorld Essay: If the citizens of this country had any doubt that their country had lost its way and was floundering in the new era of diversity, multi-culturalism and redistribution, let them put those doubts to rest right now!
Full StoryHillary Cornered! “I Did Not Have Intimate Relations With That Man Ben Gazzi!”
Washington,DC – (SatireWorld.com) Following a damaging 46 page report assembled by security conscious GOP legislators which revealed the inner circle of the Clinton Clique unequivocally denied enhanced security for slain ambassador Chris Stevens, Hillary doubled down on her denial of culpability.
Full StoryBoston Crime: 1200 Community College Students Deported as “persons of non-interest’ in Cover Up!
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Satire World undercover sources now report that over 1200 students from ‘overseas’ have suddenly vanished from a Boston Community College, (which can not be named due to a White House Blackout) after traces of gun powder, batteries, circuit breakers and free Obama cellphones have been traced back to Dzhokhar Tsarnacv’s dorm [...]
Full StorySupport for Broken Boston Pours in from White House: Obama Promises ‘flyover’ Soon to Show Support!
Boston,MA – (SatireWorld.com) While president Barack Obama has yet to make a public appearance concerning the apparent terror attack in Boston leaving several dead and at least a hundred maimed, the White House announced that in a show of support and solidarity he would commission a symbolic ‘flyover’ in Air Force 1 on his way [...]
Full StoryRecent spate of rapper shootings around the country prompts Obama to act ‘for the children’, Bans Bieber Recordings!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The president stated that the shootings threaten the future of the industry, the history of black culture in America, the reduction in the voting population, the Black Shopping Network, and the eradication of role models for our ghetto children who will grow up without a black rapper to worship.
Full StorySlick Willie Comments on Ashley Judd as Senate Hopeful: “Close, but no Cigar!”
New York, NY-(SatireWorld.com) Habitual serial womanizer and past president ‘Wet Willie’ Clinton is backing off actress Ashley Judd, a hollywood activist and brain dead liberal, for the Kentucky senate seat contest in 2014.
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, Our teacher has been makin’ us look at all kinds of paintings and pictures and even brung us to an art museum. While we was there, we saw some really ugly stuff that don’t look like nothin’ real that was valued at tons of money.
Full Story‘Horse Face’ Kerry Announces He’s Bolting MA Due to Taxes; Popularity Sinks in New Gallup Poll!
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Hot on the hooves of today’s announcement that Berkshire Hathaway and Warren Buffet are paying a $20 premium to acquire the Heinz empire, Secretary of State John Kerry announced he would be leaving his official residence in the Commonwealth behind, in part due to the $670,000 windfall impacting his stock portfolio [...]
Full StoryAmericans Concussed: Slapped Up Along Side the Head and Seeing Double: It’s Hillary in 2016!
New York City, NY- (Satireworld.com) A mega wealthy Greek (NPI), whose daughter was appointed an ambassador thanks to his massive fund raising efforts, has announced unequivocally that Hillary Clinton will be our next president in 2016, 2020, and by then of course HERE COMES CHELSEA!
Full StoryObama: Soccer should be our national sport cuz only the fans die young!
Blountstown, FL President Obama, the former Olympic member of the Indonesian Skeet Shooting team, jumped into the national discussion involving traumatic injuries in football siding with former SW reporter Harold Worth praising the ‘civility’ of ‘football’(soccer in the US) around the world, especially in the UK.
Full Story4 DEAD IN BENGHAZI: “Don’t mean Nuttin’” shrieks Hillary!
Capitol Hill – (SatireWorld.com) Backing up Clinton’s run for the presidency in 2016 the liberal press trumpeted Hillary’s arrival on capitol hill, albeit a few months late, to answer questions about the administration’s ineptitude after 4 Americans, including our ambassador, were sacrificed in the lead up to the 2012 election.
Full StoryDuring Senate Hearing on Benghazi Attack…Secretary Hillary Clinton Stuns Senators By Testifying in Swim Suit
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) White House Press Secretary Jay Carney on Wednesday defended Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton’s appearance before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, claiming that it doesn’t make a difference what she wears to a senate hearing.
Full StoryHillary Remains Hospitalized after Blood Clots from Bust Enhancement Go to Her Butt and Threaten Brain!
New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Hillary Rod-HAM Clinton remains hospitalized tonight after three weeks of disappearing off the radar, a not insignificant happening considering the size of her blip!
Full StoryCaught! Bill Clinton Disguised as Wife Hillary At All Woman’s Charitable Event
New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) If you were the world’s most notorious lady’s man, possibly the best place to be is at the annual star-studded gala honoring female celebrities in New York. Not only could you support global charities, but be at a place where beautiful young women in skimpy dresses are bountiful.
Full StorySurgeons Perform First Successful G-Spot Transplant
Baltimore, MD – (SatireWorld.com) While transplants of the heart, kidneys, corneas, and other body parts have been successful for many years, doctors have just completed the first successful g-spot transplant.
Full StoryHillary Shows Her Political Agenda By Demanding A ‘World Citizen Tax’ To Help The UN
The United Nations – (SatireWorld.com) Playing her true American Democratic hand to the hilt, Secretary of State demanded that the United Nations levy a ‘international tax’ on all Earth’s citizens to help pay for the United Nation’s efforts to promote world peace and end poverty.
Full StoryMuslims Expand Protests to Southeast US: Piggly Wiggly Forced To Close 600 Stores in 17 States…Hillary Clinton Apologizes
Baconville, SC – (SatireWorld.com) Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was forced to apologize to US Muslims everywhere regarding employee owned Grocery Chain Piggly Wiggly which has 600 stores in 17 states and features a ‘happy pig’ in it’s advertising and promotional literature, a fact the Secretary called “distasteful, racist, ignorant, intolerant, and an insult to [...]
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