ArchivesTag : Hillary Clinton

$223 Million Dollars For Speeches? Sorry Hillary You’re Just Not That Interesting

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) Flash back! January 2000. The Clinton’s finally leave the White House. The Clinton family pockets over-stuffed with silverware, china, and priceless antiques as they hopped on board Air Force One for a final trip to New York City where the now ex-First Lady plans a senatorial campaign and the ex-President […]

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Anthony Weiner Says Once Again He’ll Stick It Out For The Democratic Party in New York

New York City – (satireworld.com) Anthony Weiner vowed Sunday to get back in the New York City mayor’s race, as he confirmed to friends and wife, Hillary aide, Huma his intentions to take on New York City’s Mayor DeBlasio.

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Why Are The 10 Worst US Cities All Run By Democrats?

Detroit, MI – (SatireWorld.com) According to SatireWorld’s rankings, Detroit is the most miserable city in the United States. Home to violent crimes, high unemployment, decreasing population and economic crises, Detroit beat out Miami (last years winner) along with Flint-MI, Chicago-IL, and Modesto-CA.

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The Clinton Death List….90 Names of Those Who Perished Associated With The Clintons

A trail of Death – The following is a list of a number of persons who have died in suspicious circumstances who had connection to the Clinton’s or the Clinton’s dealings. The length and breadth of this list is disconcerting. It is beyond credibility that very many of these cases are coincidences.

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Hillary Clinton the Robot Electrically Malfunctions Repeatedly

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) Democratic Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton arrogantly explained her recent incorrect spin of the FBI investigation into her private email server. She said that I may have “short-circuited” (SIC lied) in her remarks during a television interview when she asserted that FBI director, James B. Comey, had called her statements about her private […]

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Recently Released Nude Photos Of Hillary Are Big Hit With Baby Boomer Men Says CNN’s Morning Joe

Atlanta, GA – (satireworld.com) CNN has reported that a recent addition to the Hillary Clinton campaign effort is the release of nude photos taken of the Democratic candidate sometime this past week while she was holding a rally at a Red Roof Inn in Nashville. Sources say she wanted them published in time to allow […]

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Why the DNC’s Favorite Muslim Is A Hypocritical Self-serving Jackass

PAUL BEDARD Via: Washington Examiner The father of a Muslim-American soldier killed in Iraq who is caught up in a war of words with Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump is an immigration lawyer who specializes in a highly controversial program accused of letting immigrants buy their way into the U.S.

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Street Mural of Almost Nude Hillary with Money Stashed in Belt Making St. Petersburg Seniors Sick

St.Petersburg, FL – (satireworld.com) Retired folks over at the Sunset Acres Mobile Home Park have had it! First, it was the BlackLivesMatter marches in a predominately white retiree neighborhood by Alzheimer patients from a nearby nursing home who were given a donut and a phony 100 dollar bill by George Seros operatives to…’stir things up […]

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Monica Lewinski To Speak At DNC…Will Explain Why Democrats Left A Bad Taste In Her Mouth

Philadelphia, PA – (satireworld.com) Monica Lewinsky will speak at the Democratic National Convention’s Millennial Summit this week, opening up about her experience with cyber-bullying, her past relationship with President Bill Clinton, and how she’s more aligned now with the Libertarian Party now since leaving the Democratic Party in 1999 because of ‘the bad taste it […]

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NBC Paid Chelsea Clinton $600K Per Year For NOT Appearing on NBC News

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) Chelsea Clinton, daughter of former-president Bill Clinton and nominated presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, is earning $600,000 per year from NBC News. Satireworld reports that the former First Daughter has not been on the air for months. At $600,000 per year, that adds up to $200,000 to not do her […]

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Hillary Riding High As DNC Paints Rosy Picture Of Her Past ‘Military Service’ and Arkansas ‘Beauty Pageant’ Winnings

Philadelphia, PA – (satireworld.com) Just How Stupid Does Hillary Think Voters Are? The Democratic National Convention kicked off today with swirling rumors there was collusion between Debbie Wasserman-Schultz emails and Hillary Clinton concerning the sabotage of the Bernie Sanders Presidential campaign. This accusation highlights the unfair Clinton advantage that cost millions of dollars from Bernie […]

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Hillary’s Hacked Emails Show Her Involvement in Failed Turkish Coup

Ankara Turkey – (satireworld.com) Rumors of US involvement in Turkish affairs have been circulating around Turkey’s capital city following the failed coup by the military to oust Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan. US President Barack Obama has been known to stick his nose into other country’s internal politics, e.g. Honduras, Israel, Scotland leaving the UK, […]

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The Democratic Mind – Hillary Treasonous Email Lying=GOOD….Melania Speechwriter’s Mistake = BAD!

Cleveland, OH – (satireworld.com) Well, when the Republican National Convention started with a revved up crowd and speakers laying out the truth about Hillary Clinton’s dismal record of telling falsehoods, and manipulating her treasonous email record, you could tell it was only a few short hours away until the loopy-left would find something…Anything, to switch […]

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Hillary Clinton Likened To ‘Sadistic Mental Health Nurse’ by Brits’ Newly-Appointed John Kerry Counterpart

London, UK – (SatireWorld.com) Not content with lampooning Turkey’s daft-as-a-brush misogynist president Recep Tayib Erdogan as a con-genital (sick) goat fucker, newly appointed UK Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson has described Democrat Party presidential nominee Hillary Clinton as resembling a ‘sadistic mental health nurse’.

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Climate Change Blamed As Bill Clinton Has Alzheimers Rumor

New York, NY – (Satireworld.com) “She’s gonna dump Bill in a geriatric Supermax,” a DNC spokesperson said today, “soon as the last vote’s been counted on November 8.”

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FBI Recommends Electric Chair Over Hillary Clinton’s Email Debacle

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Washingtonian’s eyes have gotten bigger after federal agents grilled Hillary Clinton Saturday morning over her use of a private server for her email while she served as Secretary of State.

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Vince Foster ‘Found Out Something Disgusting About Al Gore’: Report

New York – (Satireworld.com) “Just ONE thing? Must have been a lousy lawyer – or numerically dyslectic!” That’s an investigator’s considered opinion about recent headlines describing how former Clinton White House deputy legal counsel and ex-Rose Law partner Vince Foster was discovered RIP at a Fort Marcy Park, Virginia, parking lot in a classic, two-bullet […]

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Hillary Vows To Place Elizabeth Warren’s Photo on US Quarter if Elected President

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Senator Elizabeth Warren was paid a high honor when presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton vowed to place Warren’s facial image on a new US twenty-five-cent piece. “After all, Elizabeth is part Cherokee Indian and deserves all due respect as a fellow minority,” said Clinton as she addressed a gathering of retired Buffalo […]

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Killer Shark Spotted Close to Clintons’ Long Island Rental

Quogue, NY – (Satireworld.com) Nicknamed locally the Whitewater Killer after Bill ‘n’ Hill’s disastrous real estate investment punt a Great White Loan Shark was sighted this morning menacing Long Island’s balmy waters near the Vince Foster Lane private beach where the former Fist Couple is vacationing come August.

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Hillary Clinton Becomes First Cyborg to Win Nomination of Major Party

NEW YORK – (satireworld.com) The mainstream media nearly had a collective orgasm as Hillary Clinton became the first robot to win the nomination of one of the two main parties in American politics. Clinton, a first generation cyborg, will represent the soulless Democratic Party in the November election, unless the FBI pulls the plug on […]

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Clitoris Foundation curbs foreign donors

New York – (Satireworld.com): The wannabe Madam President’s charitable organ has been blasted for accepting $$$s from foreign sperm donors with terrible human frights records – including ‘Philosophy of the World’ albums by The Shaggs (1969).

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Hillary Clinton, Smartest Woman in World, to Pen ‘Emails for Hillary’s’ Book

CHICAGO – (satireworld.com) The publishers at IDG Books, the company that puts out the “For Dummies” line of informative books, have signed a deal with Hillary Clinton to publish her book teaching the do’s and dont’s of emails, based on her expertise in the field. The book will be titled “Emails for Hillary’s.”

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Obama Indirectly Endorses Donald Trump for President

Shima Japan – (satireworld.com) The story carried in USA liberal media (TV and newspapers) about Democratic President Obama making snide remarks (during a US election year) about “foreign leader’s being rattled by presumptive Republican Presidential Nominee Donald Trump” was false. The problem was due to a bug in an artificial intelligence translation computer, translating Obama’s […]

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Who Says The Police Just Don’t Care Anymore?

Richland, WA – (satireworld.com) The Richland Police report finding an unidentified man’s body in the Columbia River, near the confluence of the Yakima River, at Columbia park. The dead man’s name will not be released until his family has been notified.

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Hillary’s Latest Democratic Party Song

Philadelphia PA: Democratic Party presidential presumptive nominee Hillary Clinton (Nana) and her husband former President Bill Clinton (Bubba) have written a second theme song for the 2016 Democratic National Convention. This new song, “That Old Black Vote,” reflects the far left wing principles of today’s Democratic Party. It will be sung by the Reverend Al […]

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NYT Introduces Political Gossip Column

New York NY- (satireworld.com) The New York Times (NYT) faced with a declining readership had to find new ways to boost the paper’s circulation. There was a time when New Yorker’s read this paper while riding on the NYC Subway/ commuter trains or having a Danish pastry or a Bagel and a cup of coffee […]

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Bill Clinton Secretly Hoping for Hillary Indictment, Conjugal Visits

NEW YORK – (satireworld.com) While his wife was getting spanked by Bernie Sanders in Wisconsin tonight, sources say Bill Clinton is secretly hoping that Hillary gets indicted, has to drop out of the presidential race, and is ultimately incarcerated.

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Hillary: “They Can Take My Freedom, But They’ll Never Take My Vagina!”

FLORIDA – (satireworld.com) At a campaign event just before Super Tuesday voting, Hillary Clinton addressed nervous Democratic supporters who might still be undecided about whether to vote for her or Bernie Sanders, because of the threat of indictment over her email/private server scandal.

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Floyd Wankfiend Gets His Head Around Inscrutable Mandarin Tongue

New York City – (Satireworld) The last time he tried his lick (luck? -Ed) at Chinese Whispers some crinkly oriental ass-hairs got jammed between the molars, triggering a slimy tongue-and-cucumber-sandwich attack. The furtive maneuver eventually cost Goldbum Sux shareholders a cool $100bn as His Honor the Judge sided with the plaintiff before coming down hard […]

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Hillary’s Democratic Party Campaign Song

 Washington DC: Democratic Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton in conjunction with former UN Ambassador Susan Rice and Democratic National Committee (DNC) chair Debbie Wasserman-Shultz have written a theme song for the 2016 Democratic National Convention.

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