ArchivesTag : Homosexuals

Navy Names Newest Ship After LGBTQ Activist Harvey Milk

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) The Navy is naming a ship in honor of the late gay rights leader Harvey Milk, who served in the Navy for four years before he began a career in San Francisco city government. Milk is also remembered as a man who preyed upon young men. Some as young as 14 […]

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Where’s Richard Simmons? Well, He’s ‘Transitioning’ During His Pupa Stage

Hollyweird, CA – (satireworld.com) Fitness guru and Rocking to the Oldies dance master, Richard Simmons, has been out of the public eye for over 900 days, (actually Gay Dave in accounting has been counting), and a recent emergency room visit added to the mysterious absence of a once bright-light media manipulator. So, what’s up with […]

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Thanksgiving Circa 2025 – Now Called….’National Day of Substantial Regret’

Miami, FL – (satireworld.com) “Winston!!!! Come into the dining room, it’s time to eat,” Julia yelled to her husband. The 800 inch TV sound system made hearing his wife’s words difficult to Winston’s ears.

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White Baker Convicted of Nazi Support in Chicago

Chicago, IL – (satireworld.com) A baker who calls himself ‘The Pillsbury Dough-Boy’ was convicted of charges he supported an exclusive club for area Nazis and often gave them dough for promoting rallies and secret retreats in neighboring Skokie.

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Detroit Doubles as Hell For “World’s Largest Public Satanic Ceremony”

DETROIT – (satireworld.com) Hell was booked so they moved it to Detroit. In a city that is falling apart before the nation’s eyes, satanists will hold the biggest “public” ceremony honoring their belief system this country has ever seen. And by “public” we mean the exact location is being kept a secret and only ticket […]

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Lt. Sulu’s Comments About Gay Marriage Opponents Deemed “Highly Illogical”

BEL AIR, CA – (satireworld.com) It’s been a week since the Supreme Court’s disastrous decision regarding same-sex marriage, everyone has had time to read the small print in all of the opinions, and some members of the Gaystapo are taking full advantage. Apparently, the ruling in favor of legalizing same-sex marriage also included provisions allowing […]

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Something Really Stinks in Washington These Days

The Supreme Court – (satireworld.com) With two, and possibly three, suspected homosexual judges sitting on the highest court in the land, how can issues related to homosexuality be morally judged by these biased jurists?

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Coming Out Of His Cave…Is HBO’s Bill Maher Really A Descendant of the Neanderthals?

New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Mr. Smugness, a.k.a Bill Maher, long a staple for the weak-willed who regularly view his liberal platform disguised as an HBO show and are thankful for an uninterrupted hour to rub their crotches, has suddenly come ‘out of the cave’ and revealed his ancestors were homosexual Neanderthals, not heterosexual […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #123

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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NYC’s de Blasio May Be Recalled Under Mayoral ‘Lemon Law’

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) Sometimes in the political world, voters shit a brick. Well, pretty often actually. Such was the case when New Yorkers voted in a communist mayor to replace Napoleon Bloomberg. Fortunately, in such cases, voters are allowed a do-over if the winner of a contest proves in a short period of […]

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Verifying The Gender Of Santa Claus

New Mexico Desert-(satireworld.com) In November of 1998, I received a very disturbing e-mail. It had been forwarded several times, so there was no way to point to the original author or origin. I would like to quote that e-mail in it’s entirety, and then add my own comments:

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Book Shocker! Lena Dunham Admits Looking At Sister’s Vagina and Masturbating

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) Lean Dunham has been no stranger to controversy over the course of her career. Lena’s HBO show Girls probably gets fewer weekly viewers than it does angry editorials calling out the show for a lack of entertainment value. In fact, Dunham had more negative twitter traffic when she danced […]

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Afghanistan’s First Gay Pride Day Falls Flat With Quiet Kabul Crowds

Kabul, Afghanistan-(SatireWorld.com) A gay activist group from San Francisco’s Mission District organized a recent ‘Kiss-in’ and ‘Gay Pride Day Parade in downtown Kabul to protest the repeated efforts by the Taliban to ban homosexuality. Over 7,503 brave, gay activists boarded buses, jeeps, and trucks and drove the 350 miles from the Pakistan town of Ceanzi […]

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Sperm Bank Mix-up…Opps! White Lesbians Get Black Baby!

Downers Grove, OH – (satireworld.com) A white Ohio woman is suing a Downers Grove-based sperm bank, alleging that the company mistakenly gave her vials of sperm from an African-American donor, a fact that she said has made it difficult for her and her same-sex partner Mildred to raise their now 2-year-old daughter in an all-white […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #52

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Called ‘ Smelly Douchebag’ By Fellow Democrat

Washington, DC- (SatireWorld.com) Congresswoman Debbie Wassertman-Schultz (D-FL)has again put her size eleven clodhopper in her mouth after she falsely accused one time buddy Allan Greyson (D-FL) of attempting to ruin Obamacare by trying to unbalance the budget screwed up by President Barack Obama and addressing the National Debt ceiling.

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The Guide to Etiquette in the 21st Century

Peoria, IL – (satireworld.com) The latest people to write the Emily Post, Amy Vanderbilt, Ann Landers, Dear Abby, and Hints from Heloise column have all joined together to create a guide for etiquette in the 21st century.

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Bill and Hillary…’Hey! We’re Just Like You Little Guys!’

Denver, CO – (satireworld.com) During a Clinton Global Initiative event in Denver Tuesday, former president Bill Clinton tried to defend his wife from claims that she’s out of touch with average Americans.

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Bill Clinton: “Contrary to Ed Klein’s Book, Hillary Does Not Have Acute Angina’

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) Ed Klein’s newly released book ‘Blood Feud’ revealed that ex- Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has a heart ailment that she has kept secret hoping to avoid controversy that would hinder her chances to become president in 2016. Clinton addressed her physical ailments before a questioning press corp today in lieu […]

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PHOTO OF THE DAY

Meanwhile, in La-La land Homos everywhere go on pretending to be normal and expecting YOU to buy into the fantasy as well or be called homophobic.

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Harold Worth Reporting From the World Cup: “London Gay Pride Parade Unsuccessful With Football Fans and Players Here in Brazil”

Brazil-FIFA World Cup – (satireworld.com) As part of Satireworld’s desire to be international and cover news all around the globe, I am currently working in Brazil to cover the World Cup. This is, other than the Olympics, the most viewed sports tournament on Planet Earth! Instead of giving you “blow by blow” actions of the […]

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Harold Worth Reporting From the World Cup: “Brazilian Sheep Ranches Hire Security Guards to Protect Flocks from Football Players”

Brazil – World Cup – (satireworld.com) As part of Satireworld’s desire to be international and cover news all around the globe, I am currently working in Brazil to cover the World Cup. This is, other than the Olympics, the most viewed sports tournament on Planet Earth! Instead of giving you “blow by blow” actions of […]

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PHOTO OF THE DAY

‘Next time you sit for an interview Hillary, I suggest you check the mirror’

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World Cup Bound Harold Worth Accidently Joins A Brazilian Street Gang

Rio de Janiro, Brazil – (satireworld.com) British reporter Harold Worth was in his 6th day of an South American fact finding and a vist to thje FIFA World Cup when, as fate would have it, he made a wrong turn on one of Rio’s numerous freeway off ramps. Soon, after a myriad of turns and […]

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Chelsea Clinton Denies She Capitalized on her Looks to get NBC Job!

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) NBC News (sic) announced that Chelsea Clinton, the only acknowledged child of former President Bill Clinton, and ex-Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, had been hired as a special correspondent for the network.

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Jay Carney Addresses Sex Change Transformation Rumors

Washington AC/DC – (satireworld.com) Outgoing 16 year-old White House press secretary, Jay Carney, has finally admitted his secret sex change transformation from a man to a woman is well underway and that hormone replacement therapy is ongoing.

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Debbie Wasserman Schultz Still Missing Since Halloween Fright Night!

West Palm Beach, FL – (SatireWorld.com) The Palm Beach, FL Jewish community launched an all out search for D&C Charperson (sic) Debbie Wasserman Schultz after she went out ‘trick or treating’ Halloween night and never returned home!

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Donald Sterling Banned For Life From Every Organization With Initials

Los Angeles – (satireworld.com) Not only has embattled owner of the LA Clippers basketball team, Donald Sterling, been banned for life from the NBA for his racist remarks, but virtually every other organization in America that is widely known by their initials have banned him as well.

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PHOTO OF THE DAY

America 2014…No wonder kids stay out of sight playing on their iPads and smart phones!

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Obama Outlines Plan To Tax Heterosexual Intercourse – But Will Allow Gay Waivers

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The Obama Administration came out today with tax increase guns blazing, as the President increased pressure on the Senate to raise more funding for Obamacare which is experiencing slow growth and a funding shortage.

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