ArchivesTag : Homosexuals

School For Sexual Predators Successful in Obtaining Federal Grant Funding

Washington, DC – (Satireworld.com) As part of the GLADD, NAMBLA, and transgender community’s outreach program, the Uncle Herbert School of Childhood Diseases and Molestation has received its first installment of a $2 million dollar grant from the Department of Health and Human Services completing a decades-old search to have the school’s inclusion with-in the federally […]

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Duck Dynasty Creator/Producer Once Starred In Indie Film About Gay Porn Called “The Fluffer

New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) The producer and creator of the A&E show “Duck Dynasty” once starred in a dark, homoerotic indie film about the gay porn industry called “The Fluffer.”

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A&E’s Replacement Show for Duck Dynasty Highlights Gay Hunters

Boaz, AL – (SatireWorld.com) It started out as a simple hunting trip to the Twin Falls hunting preserve in rural Alabama when Anthony ‘Rocco’ Pietro felt different than when he first arrived at the camp area. That’s what lawyers are saying in a recent lawsuit filed against A&E cable channel where they claim A&E’s new […]

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Phil Robertson: ‘GLAAD Should Use Some Mouthwash-They Have Scrotum On Their Breath!’

West Monroe, LA – (SatireWorld.com) Sooner or later is was going to happen where the A&E – Duck Dynasty war would boil over into nastiness. The first salvo was fired by GLAAD who vengefully prodded A&E to take drastic action against their biggest star over a perceived anti-gay rant made in CQ magazine. GLAAD is […]

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A&E Agrees…… ‘Man Ass Is Tighter’

New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) For some in the left-wing media, the goalposts are starting to move in their anti-Christian jihad against everyone who believes in the Bible. Gay rights organizations like GLAAD went as far as to pressure A&E to punish Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson for quoting biblical verse during a non-A&E interview.

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SatireWorld Asks….’Is Barack Obama Secretly A Homosexual?’

Chicago, IL – (SatireWorld.com) Suppose someone credible suggested that Obama might be secretly gay? For years there have been rumors about President Barack Obama’s sexual preferences. In fact, a prominent member of Chicago’s homosexual community claims Barack Obama’s participation in the “gay” bar and bathhouse scene was so well known that many who were aware […]

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Gay San Francisco Man Cuts Off Own Penis!

San Francisco, CA – (SatireWorld.com) It’s hard to be single in today’s society. For one San Francisco man, it was incredibly hard. So hard in fact, that depression overcame him and he began to take an inventory of things he did not need in his life. One thing he apparently didn’t need was his penis…so, […]

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Husband and Wife Discover They’re Both Homosexual After 20 Years of Marriage-Each Blames Improper Foreplay

Gayville, CA – (SatireWorld.com) A California man says he realized he was gay more than 20 years into his marriage, then he realized he was a she. It’s the kind of thing many think would tear a husband and wife apart, but not David and Shelly Bloomberg. But the end of the Bloomberg’ love story […]

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Fraternal Order of Police Bar Any Future Meeting Participation By Vice President Joe Biden

New London, Conn – (SatireWorld.com) State troopers from around the tri-state New England area vowed to never invite Vice President Joe Biden to anymore Fraternal Order of Police meets in fear of losing its rank and file membership.

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US Army’s First ‘All Lesbian Division’ Set To Deploy To Syria

Camp Backdoor, CA – (SatireWorld.com) They’ve been waiting for orders like these for almost two years. Now, that the President’s bluff has been called by Syria’s Assad’s use of nerve agents against civilians, the 5,000 rapid response force of the Fighting 69th is ready for action.

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San Francisco Residents Upset As Wildfires Destroy Homes, Businesses

San Francisco, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Residents of San Francisco are upset as raging wildfires continue to burn and grow. These wildfires have destroyed forests, homes, and businesses and are also threatening the power supply and water supply in northern California.

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California Passes Law Allowing Transgendered Students to Choose Bathrooms and Any Sports Participation

Sacramento, CA – (SatireWorld.com) California Gov. Jerry Brown signed a controversial bill into law Monday afternoon allowing the state’s transgender public school students to choose which bathrooms they use and whether they participate in boy or girl sports.

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Valarie Jarrett: ‘America Safer Because of Gays’

The Pentagon – (SatireWorld.com) The Pentagon on Tuesday toasted gays in the military, with a top adviser to President Obama declaring the country is “safer” now that homosexuals may serve openly.

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Homeland Security Chief Denies Vicious Twitter Rumors

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) In a modern world where rumor spreads at the speed of light, except maybe at the Department of Homeland Security where a Twitter rumor has run rampent for almost two weeks before being challenged and debunked much to the chagrin of Director Janet Napolitano.

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Is It Really Better To Give Than To Receive? A Fudge Packer’s Perspective

Lancaster (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) We recently experienced the Christmas Holiday (I apologize to all of my Muslim neighbors here in England for saying Christmas, for celebrating Christmas, and for being a Christian, so please don’t declare Jihad on me as I know that I am an infidel and that your religion is much more important […]

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Obama on Mt. Rushmore? Rumors Spark New Debate

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) A recent article about President Obama’s obsession with his legacy has prompted new calls to reserve his image on the famed Dakota landscape of Mount Rushmore.

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Barney Frank Announces His Wedding Plans

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Congressman Barney Frank’s office has confirmed that the retiring 71-year-old Representative is marrying is longtime partner, Jim Ready, in a Massachusetts ceremony. A date has not been set.

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US Army’s First ‘All Gay’ Brigade-The Fighting Sodomites,’ Deploys To Syria

US ARMY HEADQUARTERS – (SatireWorld.com) Feeling the political pressure from the liberal White House and other assorted wimp-outs, the US Army had formed the first all homosexual fighting battalions earlier this year. Called the ‘Fighting Sodomite Division,’ these special units will be tasked with failed ordnance, or dud bomb inspections, mine clearing, and bomb disposal […]

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Afghanistan’s First Gay Pride Parade Reportedly Bombs

Kabul, Afghanistan-(SatireWorld.com) A gay activist group from San Francisco’s Mission Disctrict organized a recent ‘Kiss-in’ and ‘Gay Pride Parade in downtown Kabul to protest the repeated efforts by the Taliban to ban homosexuality. Over 7,503 brave, gay activists boarded buses, jeeps, and trucks and drove the 350 miles from the Pakistan town of Ceanzi to […]

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Army Orders First All Homosexual Division Into Battle

Kabul, Aghanistan-(SatireWorld.com) Feeling the political pressure from the liberal White House and members of the Congress who supported the newly authorized role for gays, the US Army has sent the first all homosexual fighting battalion into battle with orders to capture a village in the remote tribal area of Afghanistan.

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San Francisco: “We’re 100% Gay Now!”

San Francisco, CA-(SatireWorld.com) The San Francisco City Council held a prime time news conference to announce some good news for the city by the bay inhabitants….We’re 100% Gay Now!

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Gay Couple Adopt Doll And They All Dress Alike

are making plans to send little Digby to Yale.

New York, NY-(SatireWorld.com) An openly gay couple have traveled the world with a doll called Digby, which is dressed in the same fashion and color scheme as its owners, or in this case, ‘parents.’

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Hitler Was Color Blind Claim Once Secret Documents

Berlin, Germany-(SatireWorld.com) A recently discovered trove of unseen secret documents dating from the Nazi era, disclosed a secret many allied intelligence services overlooked.

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Cave Man Fred Flintstone Was A Homosexual, Says Noted Anthropologist

Berkley, CA (SatireWorld.com) Sure, you remember him. Yes, that adorable Fred Flintstone wearing his cave man outfit of an animal skin over one shoulder and hanging around with best friend Barney Rubble. The Flintstones were the modern age vision of a Stone Age family. Residing in the fictitious town of Bedrock, Fred Flintstone worked an […]

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