ArchivesTag : human rights
SatireWorld Essay: If the citizens of this country had any doubt that their country had lost its way and was floundering in the new era of diversity, multi-culturalism and redistribution, let them put those doubts to rest right now!Full Story
New Orleans, LA – (SatireWorld.com) In a shocking conclusion to this year’s NFL race to the Super Bowl, the San Francisco 49′s and the Baltimore Ravens battled to an inconclusive tie after 6 overtimes led to no scoring putting Commissioner Roger Goodell in an awkward position.Full Story
Home Secretary Theresa May Calls for Press Conference Yesterday Over Pensioner Accused of Killing 4′ Rat!
London (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) A disheveled, dazed and confused Theresa May, the 56 year old MP from Maidenhead (NPI), and the besieged Home Secretary today called for a 3 PM news conference yesterday, to discuss ‘yuman rights as they apply to rats entering the country illegally , posing threats to the populace and being exterminated [...]Full Story
Council of Human Rights Takes Up Mouse Infestation Cause; Supermarket Closed Until Company Finds ‘Suitable’ Accommodations!
London(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) The European Council of Human Rights (ECHR) has taken up the cause of a horde of embattled mice facing eviction from England’s biggest super market chain in prestigious Covent Gardens.Full Story
After Birth Abortion: Why Society Should Have to Right to Cull Furture Politicians for the Public Good!
London (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) A storm of controversy has arisen in UK Academic Circles after a noted philosopher and medical ethicist has published a paper positing that society would be better off if future politicians were terminated shortly AFTER birth in order to prevent a financial burden to that society from a state already too [...]Full Story
London(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) The saga of Wikileaks founder Julian Assange appears to have come to a happy ending as Britain’s high court, under threat by the European Court of Human Rights, has granted the alleged rapist and molester permanent asylum in the UK.Full Story
New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Christopher Hitchens, born in Portsmouth and known to enjoy a drink or three, was finally brought down after a battle with cancer which did what none of his critics could do; Silence Him! Described by one of his peers as a ‘prolific author and essayist for his critiques on ideologies, [...]Full Story
Lancaster (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Bolivian Brown Shirts are in full hue and cry, as they turn the once popular UK humour site known in certain intellectual supremacy circles as “the last word in free speech”, into a witch hunting exercise to out any perceived double agents.Full Story
Hamilton, Bermuda – (SatireWorld.com) Once the sun never set on the British flag, today, the last three floating Queens announced they would be moving to Bermuda and flying that island’s flag as a matter of ‘convenience’ as it became more and more difficult to comply with edicts from the European Union’s Council of Meddlers based [...]Full Story
Lima, Peru – (SatireWorld.com) Sociopath Johan Van der Sloot, suspected of killing one college student in Aruba, and caught red handed in Peru after strangling another, is said to be ‘encouraged’ that he could be home in time for Christmas after the European Union has come to his aid.Full Story
London, England – (SatireWorld.com) Home Secretary Theresa May appeared to anger many in London yesterday after refusing to authorize the use of water cannon as mobs continued to loot and burn down many historical sites in the city and surrounding suburbs leaving homeowners and business owners to fend for themselves.Full Story
SatireWorld.com- Ever so bumbling limey reporter Harold Worth has now found himself in ‘hot water’ for taking the piss once too often as SatireWorld can now reveal, despite a British ‘super injunction’, that the sexist former reporter for Sky Sports was fired for cause and is now on the run in the states!Full Story
London, England (satireworld.com) Following quick on the heels of the EU mandating that prisoners be granted the right to vote, came the shock pronouncement today that all prisoners now have the right to join a union, go on strike, and in effect bring justice to a standstill!Full Story
Spoofland (satireworld.com) After years of toiling for peanuts, yea, less than peanuts if truth be told, a noted Spoof Writer today announced his free agency and said he is putting himself on the ‘open market’ and encourages ‘all reasonable offers.”Full Story
Manchester, England. (satireworld.com) A man, a quite ordinary man, a natural born citizen of Britain, and a hard working man indeed by all accounts, was finally driven to drink today after a run in with the National Tourist Board that threatened him with an ASBO and incarceration after an horrific incident on his home pitch. [...]Full Story