ArchivesTag : Iran
Obama Calls Putin To Congratulate His Chicago-style Election Win….” From now on we’ll call you Doctor Chivago!”
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) President Obama called Russian President-elect and Prime Minister Putin to congratulate him on his recent Chicago-type victory in the Russian Presidential election. Discrepencies showed that upwards of 75 million dead people..Some were at rest as far back as WWII…Voted for Vladimir Putin not only once, but twice!
Full StoryIran Training Female Ninjas To Protect Homeland
Tehran, Iran – (SatireWorld.com) With Israel and the western powers hinting at more than sanctions to stop Iranian nuclear ambitions, three thousand Iranian women being trained as ninja warriors say they will use their womanly skills to defend the country if necessary.
Full StoryIsraeli Cruise Ship Sinks after hitting a floating Goldberg
Tel Aviv – (SatireWorld.com) Mourners filled the office of Zion Shipping Lines after news of the first Israeli cruise ship, the ISS Moe Weiner, was reported foundering in waters off of Lake Champlain in upstate New York.
Full StoryJewish Woman Involved In Assassination Attempt on Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) "She came out of nowhere!" – Similar stories support other witnesses’ accounts as police gather information about missing Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s whereabouts. Some feel he was whisked away by a 'secret death ray beam,' others feel it's a trick caused by the Israeli Mossad.
Full StoryToy Maker Mattel Introduces ‘Barbie in a Burka’ for Iranian Retailers
New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) One of the world's foremost manufacturers of children's toys, Mattel,has introduced the world's first all Muslim doll that meets the strict criteria set for western toys sold in Iran.
Full StoryIsrael’s Message to Iran After Threats: GO WITH GOD!
Tehran, Iran – (SatireWorld.com) Tensions in the middle east have ratcheted up in recent weeks upon reports that Iran is prepared to carry out state sponsored terrorist attacks throughout the free world to include both short and long range missile strikes.
Full StoryNewly Launched Iranian Aircraft Carrier Set To Challenge US Carrier Task Forces
The Strait of Hormuz – (SatireWorld.com) As two fully equipted US naval carrier task forces close on the Straits of Hormuz, the Iranian Navy announced it’s launched its first aircraft carrier and promises to strike a bloody blow if intimidated by US naval forces.
Full StoryBradley Manning’s Fiance Linked to Iran’s Capture of Spy Drone!
Fort Gonorrhea, Nevada – (SatireWorld.com) Sources within the Department of Defense confirmed today that the mystery of Iran’s capture of a sophisticated spy drone has been linked to Wikileaks suspect Private Manning and his fiance, a 25 year old technical Sergeant reportedly in charge of the drone at the time it went missing!
Full StorySpooky! Satireworld editor’s Iran pix leads to unmasking of massive plot to top Saudi ambassador to Washington!
London – (SatireWorld.com) A chance posting of a Satireworld picture of President Ahmadinejad of Iran flushing $ bills down the pan at the London residence of Louis Susman, US Ambassador to the Caught (sick) of St James’s in early September this year has yielded yet another spectacular result in international skullduggery debunking.
Full StoryOMG! Satireworld Editor’s insider tip sees Iran arrest 19 in £1.65billion fraud!!
Tehran - (SatireWorld.com) An 8 September Satireworld story** about ‘what really goes down the pan’ at the US ambassador’s residency in London saw Iran President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad pictured flushing US dollar bills down the guest room toilet.
Full StoryUS Jet Shoots Down Iranian Fighter Over Afghanistan
Kabul, Afghanistan NATO forces confirmed today that a US Air Force F-16 shot down an Iranian fighter after it crossed over into Afghanistan air space after ignoring requests that it turn around.
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom’s ‘The Country Boy Advice Column’(Tuesday Edition)
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, You gotta help me, cuz no one believes me! I was sitting in my boat, on a pond, doing a little fishing. My secret service agents were around me on the shore, watching to make sure that I was safe and wasn’t attacked. Naturally, they were all facing away from my [...]
Full StoryU.N. Inspectors Believe Iran’s Ahmadinejad Serious About Nuclear Inspections
Tehran, Iran – (SatireWorld.com) In a special appearance before United Nations inspectors whom he had invited to Iran, it’s president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad welcomed the men and women to Tehran personally.
Full StoryMahmoud Ahmadinejad Denies The Holocaust Claiming It Was Faked
Tehran, Iran – (SatireWorld.com) In an interview for B-S Magazine, Iran’s president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said he is proud to stoke international outrage with his past remarks denying the Holocaust as he headed for the royal wedding in London this week.
Full StorySuicide Bombers get Big Surprise – Not all Virgins in Heaven are Young…or even Women
Tehran, Iran-(satireworld.com) Suicide bombers around the globe woke up with a real big surprise today. No, it wasn't the sound of their vests exploding, but it was just as startling for them considering the ramifications.
Full StorySuicide Bombers get Big Surprise – Not all Virgins in Heaven are Young…or even Women!
Tehran, Iran –(SatireWorld.com) Future suicide bombers around the globe woke up with a jolt today, when they realized they faced a surprising religious announcement from a leading Iranian cleric. No, it wasn’t the sound of their vests exploding, but it was just as startling for them considering the ramifications. The Super Exclusively Grand Ayatollah in [...]
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