ArchivesTag : ISIS

Joe Biden Apologizes to Erdogan of Turkey, Aragorn – Son of Arathorn

Washington, D.C. – (satireworld.com) Ever the one with his foot in his mouth, Vice President Joe Biden seems to be on an apology tour himself lately. Earlier this week, Mr. Biden was forced to apologize to the leader of Turkey, President Erdogan, after stating that Turkey had aided in the building up of ISIS in […]

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ISIS Fighter Dies, Receives Only One Virgin, Demands Allah Allow Do-Over

Somewhere between Earth and Hell – (satireworld.com) A recently departed ISIS militant, who died bravely while slaughtering innocent women and children in the name of Allah, has filed a formal complaint with said god after entering another dimension and finding out he was only entitled to ONE virgin for all of eternity.

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DOD spokesman says lap dances at Mashpee club for missing Afghans were part of approved taxpayer expense for ‘joint exercises!”

Mashpee, MA – (satireworld.com) The Department of Defense (oxymoron) kept digging their foxhole deeper today shortly after describing the missing Afghan soldiers (who had been seriously vetted by Counter Intelligence and the Afghan Military) as being ‘totally harmless and perfectly safe) were found trying to cross illegally into Canada after spending Friday evening in a […]

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Obama Fails to Sell Public on ISIL, Searches For New Acronyms

Washington D. C. – (satireworld.com) After months of trying to get the public to refer to the terrorist group in the Middle East as ISIL, for political reasons, most Americans continue to refer to the group as ISIS. Frustrated, the President and his aides are working feverishly to come up with a new acronym they […]

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White House Caught in Lie as Pentagon Issues Freedom Sneakers To Circumvent ‘Boots on Ground’ Ban

Fort Bragg, NC – (satireworld.com) US paratroops in formation ran by during an early morning training stint. The only thing missing was the unmistakeable sound of boot leather slapping against the pavement as the waves of troops slipped by un-noticed. The Pentagon’s new Freedom Sneaker is doing more than keeping troop running quieter, it’s also […]

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Obama & Kerry tout ISIS coalition; can’t name one member!

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) The inept White House amateurs complete incompetence was on display this week as both the President and and Secretary of State made the rounds touting their ‘strategy’ to combat the threat and actions of the ‘non muslim’ terrorist group rampaging through the Mid East amidst signs they were walking through the […]

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Heightened security in White House as personal invitation from AbuL Bakr al-Baghdadi found on Obama’s pillow!

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) According to a source close to the president’s security detail the hand written invitation claimed that Barack’s approach to combat ISIS…was ‘stupid’ and proposed a ‘head to head ‘ meeting in DC claiming that “you’re much to busy to come to any of our conquered countries, and quite frankly Barry, I’d […]

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SatireWorld Exclusive: ‘An Interview With the Elusive ISIS Leader Caliph al-Baghdadi’

Tikrit, Iraq – (satireworld.com) As the leader of the world’s most feared and brutal terrorist organization ISIS, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi emerged from hiding hoping to strike fear into his western opponents by wearing all black and forcefully commanding all those devoted to Islam globally to bend to his will by acknowledging him as their supreme […]

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Obama Cobbles Together Strange Coalition to Destroy ISIS

Washington D.C. – (satireworld.com) The coalition being put together by President Obama and Secretary of State John Kerry to deal with the terrorist threat known as ISIS is creating an usual mix of fighting forces designed to destroy the evil force in the Middle East.

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ISIS Leaders Vow To Take Up Golf

Mosul, Iraq – (satireworld.com) Soon after President Obama’s speech on Wednesday where he outlined the nation’s hastily cobbled strategy concerning the defeat of the ISIS fundamentalist terror army, the head spokesman for the Syrian rebels announced that ISIS too has shifted priorities and will soon start playing golf just like a certain western leader.

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France Denies ISIS Terror Group Export Technology License

Paris, France – (satireworld.com) You have to hand it to the French government for being on their toes and halting sensitive technological exports to country’s who support terror. This past week French Security Forces headed by General Gordon Lepage thwarted an attempt to spirit away several crates of important French technology on a Venezualan registered […]

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ISIS, ISIL Reeling Psychologically After Obama Says They Aren’t Islamic

Mosul, Iraq – (satireworld.com) Reports are becoming widespread out of this area that thousands of ISIS militant fighters are wandering the desert, searching for meaning after finding out from President Obama, in his latest speech, that they are not indeed, Islamic.

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President Obama to Hold Live Event With Nation, Expectations High

Washington D.C. – (satireworld.com) The President is due to hold a live event for the nation tomorrow night in which he intends to unveil his plans for a new strategy for dealing with the terrorist group ISIS. Expectations are running high for the administration ahead of the event, amid rumors that the President will reveal […]

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President Obama Decrees “ISIS Beheadings Should be Safe, Legal and Rare”

Estonia – (satireworld.com) Speaking from a NATO conference in this eastern European country, President Obama likened the horrific beheadings seen around the world on social media at the hands of ISIS militants to that of abortions in the United States – the practice should be safe, legal and rare.

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First Jihadist Fashion Show Wows Londoners

London, England-(SatireWorld.com) Yes! Khaki is back! The popular Mohammed’s Jihadist Fashion House has released a full line of Jihadist’s men’s fashion and accessories which were shown at the annual Osama Bin Laden Jihadist Fashion Show in downtown London this past weekend. Coverage of the event was promoted by the British Labour Party as part of […]

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Joining ISIS and Other Wish List Items From the Fort Hood Shooter

Fort Leavenworth, KS – (satireworld.com) That Islamic rascal and trendsetter for “workplace violence incidents”, Nidal Hasan, has sent a letter to the leaders of ISIS asking for permission to join their group. Sadly, his request has been denied due to his inability to inflict mass carnage on US citizens anymore due to his incarceration.

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Obama Opens WH Phone Lines For Citizen’s ‘Give Me A Strategy’ Call In

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Satireworld reporter Walter Bucket grilled White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest over President Barack Obama’s admission that he still has “no strategy to combat ISIS,” asking why he’s “still raising campaign money, playing golf, going to fundraisers, and picking his ass when he’s acknowledging that he still doesn’t have a strategy […]

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“Crack” Female Battalion of Kurdish Fighters terrify and Rout ISIS Terrorists in major set back !

Kurdistan, Kurdistan- (satireworld.com) Kurdistan President Masoud Barzani announced a major victory against ISIS with the news that his recently formed, highly trained strike force of ferocious females had struck fear into the heart of the terrorists.

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Obama dispatches Holder and Huma to Vermont after Bacon sign at breakfast joint infuriates lone ISIS tourist!

Winoowski,VT – (satireworld.com) Forget Ferguson…Winoowski, VT is the next hot bed of racial and religious intolerance requiring White House intervention after a popular local breakfast restaurant became the target of the lone Muslim in town who said “she was just passing through the state after walking across the border from Canada on her way to […]

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Vanilla Ice Back on Top of the Charts With Remake: “ISIS, ISIS BABY”

Miami – (satireworld.com) Robert Van Winkle, AKA Vanilla Ice, is back to bank a little coin to further build his home remodeling company, as well as light up the overseas music charts with a remake of his hit single from the 1990’s.

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A US Marine Vet Says…’Isis Come and Get It!’

(satireworld.com) Some guys have a way with words and can express themselves easily. Others simply hold it in until an act of such wanton savagery causes them to speak out and protest. With ex-marine Nick Powers he sums it up really well and gets right to the point about Isis and their claims of bloodying […]

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President Obama Vows Revenge For ISIS Beheading, Says He Will Not Pardon Thanksgiving Turkey This Year

Washington, D.C. – (satireworld.com) As the world reels from the shock of seeing James Foley’s execution at the hands of barbaric ISIS militants, President Obama came out swinging today, promising strong retaliation and sending a message to the Middle Eastern savages.

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Dramatic Rescue on Martha’s Vineyard as last 4 White Christian Conservatives evacuated from onslaught of OFA who demanded they convert or face getting ‘stoned ‘ with Obama!

Mashpee, MA – (satireworld.com) In a daring rescue organized by Captain America and financed by Satire World’s 501c non profit pac, a threatened minority of conservatives managed to escape to the mainland after being surrounded at Martha’s Vineyard’s highest point, (an oyster shell mound 5′ above sea level) by militant terrorists of Obama’s Organizing for […]

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Sec. John Kerry…’Army’s First All Gay Brigade Deploying To Help Iraq Repel ISIS Forces’

US ARMY HEADQUARTERS,Iraq – (SatireWorld.com) Secretary of State John Kerry lived up to his promise by including gay and lesbian soldiers as part of the State Department’s security outreach program where gay, lesbian, and transgendered security employees will be dispatched to trouble spots around the globe. The Fighting 69th Brigade has begun to land troops […]

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US Embassy Hoists ‘Gay Pride Flag’ Hoping To Twart ISIS Baghdad Invasion

Baghdad, Iraq – (satireworld.com) The Obama Administration has begun its first efforts in fighting back against the impending ISIS invasion of Iraq. In the country where 4,000 brave Americans died and tens of thousands were injured giving Iraqis freedom, the hoisting of a ‘gay pride flag’ as a way to twart the advances of a […]

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Pentagon Deploying All Gay Battalion To Syrian-Jordanian Border

The Pentagon- (SatireWorld.com) In a critical indication of growing U.S. military involvement in the in the Syrian fight against ISIS, SatireWorld has learned the Defense department is ordering the deployment of up to 1,200 troops to Jordan, according to two Defense Department officials. The troops are part of the Army’s first all homosexual brigade and […]

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