ArchivesTag : Islam

Khirzr Khan Makes Premier TV Appearance on This Week’s Edition of….The Real Bad Housewives of Islamisbad

Islamisbad, Pakistan -(satireworld.com) In order to shore up faltering ratings and falling revenues, cable news channel MSNBC has decided to offer prime-time reality shows with a foreign flare. Reality TV’s latest offering is sure to raise eyebrows and a few Muslim tempers as season one of The Real Bad Housewives of Islamabad makes its way […]

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Satireworld presents….Photos that tell the truth!

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Obama: “Don’t Worry About Refugees, They Don’t Radicalize Once Here”

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) Trying to put American’s fears to rest about the possibility of bringing tens of thousands of Muslim refugees into the country from Syria, President Obama reassured the nation today that there wouldn’t be any problems with his plan because Muslims “just don’t radicalize once they get here.”

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Muslim Cleric Issues Pregnancy Cautions Over Masterbation

Istanbul, Turkey – (satireworld.com) A Muslim cleric has warned that men who pleasure themselves could make their hands pregnant in the afterlife.

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Entire British Website Embraces Islam

Portsmouth (UK) – (satireworld.com) A Muslim covert who was beaten rather severely several times for trying to impose sharia law on British websites claims to have converted numerous writers to a radical form of Islam during his time working patrons at various local pubs in the evening hours according to the Times.

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President Suffering From Vertigo Due to Constant Spinning About Religion

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) President Obama was admitted to a DC area hospital today after complaining to aides of dizziness. After an initial examination, doctors determined the President was suffering from vertigo, due to his constant spinning on religion lately. The vertigo was the worst during and just after the President’s remarks today at the […]

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Time Travel Back to the Future With Barack and Doc

HILL VALLEY – (satireworld.com) Slowing his DeLorean as he cruised down Main Street, Doc Brown, known from the Back to the Future films, pulls to the curb alongside President Barack Obama as he strolls down the sidewalk.

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Texas Plumber’s Old Truck Being Used For Warfare by ISIS

TEXAS CITY, TX – (satireworld.com) The owner of Mark-1 Plumbing was surprised when he was alerted to a picture on Twitter showing Islamic Jihadists using one of his old trucks to wage warfare on its opponents in the Middle East. Mark Oberholtzer said he didn’t understand how his old truck ended up in Syria or […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #84

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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ISIS Fighter Dies, Receives Only One Virgin, Demands Allah Allow Do-Over

Somewhere between Earth and Hell – (satireworld.com) A recently departed ISIS militant, who died bravely while slaughtering innocent women and children in the name of Allah, has filed a formal complaint with said god after entering another dimension and finding out he was only entitled to ONE virgin for all of eternity.

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ISIS Cleric Says Jihadist Will Receive 144 Virgins If Killed By US Forces In Rare Two-For-One Giveaway

Sudan, Africa – (satireworld.com) Recently, one of the ISIL muftis in Sudan, has tried to induce Sudanese youth to join terrorist groups in Iraq and Syria.

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ISIS, ISIL Reeling Psychologically After Obama Says They Aren’t Islamic

Mosul, Iraq – (satireworld.com) Reports are becoming widespread out of this area that thousands of ISIS militant fighters are wandering the desert, searching for meaning after finding out from President Obama, in his latest speech, that they are not indeed, Islamic.

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‘Sharia Law Edict Bans Women From Handling Cucumbers and Bananas’ Says London Cleric

London (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) An Islamic cleric residing in London said that women should not be close to bananas or cucumbers, in order to avoid any “sexual thoughts.”

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First Jihadist Fashion Show Wows Londoners

London, England-(SatireWorld.com) Yes! Khaki is back! The popular Mohammed’s Jihadist Fashion House has released a full line of Jihadist’s men’s fashion and accessories which were shown at the annual Osama Bin Laden Jihadist Fashion Show in downtown London this past weekend. Coverage of the event was promoted by the British Labour Party as part of […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #26

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #25

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Illinois Man Sues Islam For Copyright Infringement Over Use Of ‘Death to America’ Chant

Cairo, IL -(SatireWorld.com) Neville Pierce, age 61, a Cook County Democratic Party official, filed a lawsuit in Chicago Federal court today naming the ‘Religion of Islam’ as a defendent in a copyright lawsuit. In the tort, the man claims he copyrighted the phrase ‘Death to America’ in 1979 shortly after the Iranian hostage takeover of […]

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Illinois Man Sues Islam For Copyright Infringement Over ‘Death to America’ Chant

Cairo, IL -(SatireWorld.com) Neville Pierce, age 61, a Cook County Democtrsatic Party official, filed a lawsuit in Chicago Federal court today naming the ‘Religion of Islam’ as a defendent in a copyright lawsuit. In the tort, the man claims he copyrighted the phrase ‘Death to America’ in 1979 shortly after the Iranian hostage takeover of […]

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Even Wife’s Cell Phone Number Written On A Men’s Room Wall Doesn’t Deter ‘The Word’s Happiest Muslim!’

Tehran, Iran – (satireworld.com) Happy' Ali Mohammed is without a doubt the 'Happiest Man in the World!' He's earned this distinctive title by never frowning, never being angry, and always having an upbeat and positive attitude about all things in life.

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Islamic Cleric Issues Fatwa Banning Muslims From Visiting Mars

Islamisbad, Pakistan – (satireworld.com) Promoting or being involved in a one-way trip to the Red Planet is prohibited in Islam, a fatwa committee under the General Authority of Islamic Affairs and Endowment in the UAE has ruled.

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US Nuclear Inspection Team Selected For Iranian Nuke Compliance Checks

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Administration officials confirmed today that the two man nuclear inspection team selected to inspect compliance issues with the Iranian government will be leaving on April 1st to lay the groundwork for nuclear inspection preparations and site planning for follow-up teams. The two-man team will meet with Iranian officials in Tehran.

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Saudi Arabia Allows Women to Drive Cars

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia – (SatireWorld.com) In a startling reversal of government policy the King of Saudi Arabia and the Kingdom’s Council of Ministers has legalized the driving of automobiles by women. Burkas are still required while driving. (Saudi Arabia was the only country in the world to still prohibit women divers.)

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Ex-President Jimmy Carter Claims,’Catholic Church As Bad As Islamic Terrorists’

Plains, GA – (SatirteWorld.com) Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter (D-GA), and now professional Moonbat-At-Large, says religious leaders, including those in Christianity and Islam, share the blame for mistreatment of women and young girls across the world.

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Ever Wonder Why Muslims Aren’t Happy?

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslims, and the terrorists that some are so quick to embrace, don’t appear to be happy. Why is it they always seem to want to hurry themselves along in commiting suicide even at relatively young ages.

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Local Farmer Fights Largest Mosque in North American Scheduled To Be Built in Maryland

Lanham, Maryland – (SatireWorld.com) Most Americans probably don’t realize that Turkey’s Islamist government is building a colossal mosque in the United States with the input of several branches of a group known as the parent organization of Hamas and al Qaeda.

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Muslim Street Mobs Humiliated After Targeting By Secret CIA Dis-information Action

Islamisbad, Pakistan – (SatireWorld.com) Sometimes the CIA wins and it’s usually done by a smooth trick played upon our adversaries without them knowing. In Islamisbad, Pakistan hundreds of protestors were feeling really stupid in 2008 when a CIA infiltrator set then up in front of the world’s cameras.

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TV’s ‘The Real Housewives Of Islamabad’ Premiers On US Cable Tonight

Islamisbad, Pakistan -(SatireWorld.com) Reality TV’s latest offering is sure to raise eyebrows and a few tempers as season one of The Real Housewives of Islamabad makes its way to the small screen. Shot on location in Pakistan’s capitol, Islamabad, the first of sixteen segments is set to begin final editing as soon as goat herding […]

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Can Muslims Ever Be Good Americans, Australians, British, or Canadians?

Somewhere On Planet Earth- (SatireWorld.com) This is certainly a thought to ponder after repeated attacks and planned attacks against western countries. Maybe this is why our American-Australian-British-Canadian Muslims are being so quiet and not speaking out in anger about atrocities committed against innocent people. When was the last time (if ever) an Islamic leader called […]

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Second Annual Eat-A-Turd-For Mohammed Day Draws Big Crowds In Afghan’s Helmand Province

Afghanistan Tribal Areas-(SatireWorld.com) In the remote tribal areas of eatern Afghanistan the Taliban declared today as the second annual "Eat A Turd For Mohammed Day" hoping to capitalize on recent events that show American forces leaving soon and the threat of reprisals against one-time Afghan/American allies proving more to be a legitimate concern.

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Muslims Expand Protests to Southeast US: Piggly Wiggly Forced To Close 600 Stores in 17 States…Hillary Clinton Apologizes

Baconville, SC – (SatireWorld.com) Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was forced to apologize to US Muslims everywhere regarding employee owned Grocery Chain Piggly Wiggly which has 600 stores in 17 states and features a ‘happy pig’ in it’s advertising and promotional literature, a fact the Secretary called “distasteful, racist, ignorant, intolerant, and an insult to […]

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