ArchivesTag : Islam

Can Muslims Ever Be Good Americans, Australians, British, or Canadians?

Somewhere On Planet Earth- (SatireWorld.com) This is certainly a thought to ponder after repeated attacks and planned attacks against western countries. Maybe this is why our American-Australian-British-Canadian Muslims are being so quiet and not speaking out in anger about atrocities committed against innocent people. When was the last time (if ever) an Islamic leader called […]

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Second Annual Eat-A-Turd-For Mohammed Day Draws Big Crowds In Afghan’s Helmand Province

[/caption] Even kids were expected to eat from the Taliban’s unique menu offerings. Afghanistan Tribal Areas-(SatireWorld.com) In the remote tribal areas of eastern Afghanistan the Taliban declared today as the second annual "Eat A Turd For Mohammed Day" hoping to capitalize on recent events that show American forces leaving soon and the threat of reprisals […]

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Muslims Expand Protests to Southeast US: Piggly Wiggly Forced To Close 600 Stores in 17 States…Hillary Clinton Apologizes

Baconville, SC – (SatireWorld.com) Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was forced to apologize to US Muslims everywhere regarding employee owned Grocery Chain Piggly Wiggly which has 600 stores in 17 states and features a ‘happy pig’ in it’s advertising and promotional literature, a fact the Secretary called “distasteful, racist, ignorant, intolerant, and an insult to […]

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Iran’s Sharia Law…A Pedophiles Dream!

Moonbat, Iran – (SatireWorld.com) According to recently released statistics, in the past few weeks over 75 female children under 10 were forced to marry much older men. In 3,929 cases, Iranian brides were under 14.

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London’s Mayoral Candidate Promises To Turn The City Into…a Muslim Londonstan

London(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Mayoral candidate Ken Livingstone has promised to turn London into a “beacon” for the words of the Prophet Mohammed in a sermon at one of the capital’s most controversial mosques. Later he was quoted as saying, “I promise to rename our fair city London-stan!”

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After 1400 Years of Islamic Inbreeding…It’s Time Someone Added Chlorine To The Gene Pool

(From an article by Brian Fischer) Nicolai Sennels is a Danish psychologist who has done extensive research into a little-known problem in the Muslim world…the disastrous results of Muslim inbreeding brought about by the marriage of first-cousins.

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Toy Maker Mattel Introduces ‘Barbie in a Burka’ for Iranian Retailers

New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) One of the world's foremost manufacturers of children's toys, Mattel,has introduced the world's first all Muslim doll that meets the strict criteria set for western toys sold in Iran.

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Brit Woman Fired From Job After Harrassment By Islamic Co-Workers

London (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) An English worker, who happens to be a Christian, has launched a landmark legal action after she lost her job when she blew the whistle on what she says was a campaign of racial hate by fundmentalist Muslims who worked with her at the same job.

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Local Residents Up In Arms Over Building Of Mosque On Nearby State Road 477

An Exclusive to the Hog Jaw Chronicle and Executioner – (SatireWorld.com) The Hog Jaw town hall hadn’t been filled this full since the Little Bobby Smith trial where Bobby accused Bubba Larson of corn holing him behind the Esso Station back in 1954. Many of Hog Jaws citizens were holding handmade signs, shouting, and giving […]

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Panicking Muslim Pilgrims Circling The Kaaba Turn Into Butter

Mecca, Saudi Arabia – (SatireWorld.com) Thousands of Muslim pilgrims who circle the sacred Kaaba in the Grand Mosque in Mecca do so because it is considered the holiest site of Islam. Millions wait a lifetime for a chance to participate in the religious experience by visiting the Kaaba, which is the religious center for muslims […]

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