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Biden: “We Need To Tax American’s Happiness!”
Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) At the annual dinner and speech fest for House Democratic hopefulls who will be throwing their hats in the ring during the upcoming 2014 mid-term elections, Vice President Joe Biden offered them a few tips on how to solidify the Democrastic base…Raise a few new taxes!
Full StoryRecent spate of rapper shootings around the country prompts Obama to act ‘for the children’, Bans Bieber Recordings!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The president stated that the shootings threaten the future of the industry, the history of black culture in America, the reduction in the voting population, the Black Shopping Network, and the eradication of role models for our ghetto children who will grow up without a black rapper to worship.
Full StoryJoe Biden Vows ‘To Be The First In’ During Any No. Korea Nuke Strike
With the possiblity of North Korea escalating on the threat of a nuclear attack aginst US bases and possibly Hawaii or the westcoast of the US mainland, Joe Biden reassured Democrats during a recent California speech that he’ll ‘personally take the fight to the enemy.’
Full StoryBiden Fires 2 Warning Blasts from Shotgun at Korean Food Mart!
Washington, DC -(SatireWorld.com) Vice President Joe Biden unleashed his inner self this morning as he was involved in a ‘drive by’ past a Korean food mart in Washington which left two South Korean shoppers in ‘serious, but stable condition.”
Full Story‘Jumping Joe’ Biden to meet Pope Francis in Rome As Official US Emissary
The Vatican, Rome – (SatireWorld.com) Vice President Biden will lead the U.S. delegation to the installation of Pope Francis, an administration official confirmed today. The ceremony is expected to take place in Rome on Tuesday. Biden is both the highest-ranking Catholic official in the United States and the first-ever Catholic vice president.
Full StoryObama set to appear In “Guns & Ammo” Realty Show with Ted Nugent!
Barack Obama thinks Ted Nugent is an NRA wild man…On the other hand, Ted Nugent thinks Obama is just a plain old asshole. The White House – (SatireWorld.com) Following his 6 episode golf series “The Haney Project’, white house staffers have announced President Obama’s outreach to ‘bitter clingers’ as he takes shooting lessons with outspoken [...]
Full StoryAnd the Award for Best Supporting Actress for Comedic Farce goes to……
Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) The nation was treated to an unprecedented event last night at the Academy Awards, an event boycotted by 49.8% of the country, who really couldn’t be arsed, when leading lady Moochelle Obama (FLOAT-US) was beamed in live from the White House to accept the newly created award!
Full Story4 DEAD IN BENGHAZI: “Don’t mean Nuttin’” shrieks Hillary!
Capitol Hill – (SatireWorld.com) Backing up Clinton’s run for the presidency in 2016 the liberal press trumpeted Hillary’s arrival on capitol hill, albeit a few months late, to answer questions about the administration’s ineptitude after 4 Americans, including our ambassador, were sacrificed in the lead up to the 2012 election.
Full StoryBiden Unchained! Journalists Shot in Foot During VP Conference on New Gun Laws!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) URGENT! News conference on Assault Weapons goes horribly wrong as VP sprays room during demonstration! 52 Main Stream media journalists in hospital after being shot in foot!
Full StoryMember On Joe Biden’s ‘Gun Task Force’ Has Son Convicted Of Columbine-Style Plot
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Vice President Joe Biden is leading a “gun control task force” for President Obama-the goal of which is to figure out the best way to push new control measures on the American people.
Full StoryObama Begins Cleaning Out Oval Office
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) With poll numbers sliding faster than butter on a hot skillet, the current occupants of the White House are starting to realize that a moving date will be a reality in January 2013.
Full StoryBiden Lays a Debate Egg…10 Excuses for Biden’s Poor Performance
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) After what’s being called the Pepsodent Smile Debate, the handlers for the Vice President released a 10 point response to the press in lieu of Biden’s less than stellar performance at the National Vice Presidential debates in Kentucky.
Full StoryNervous Democrats Dread Joe Biden – Paul Ryan Debate
Democratic strategists are eyeing the forthcoming debate between Vice President Biden and Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) with extreme nervousness in the wake of President Obama’s horrible performance in his first debate with Mitt Romney Wednesday night.
Full StoryRomneys Volunteer To Be On Kiss-Cams After Michelle Snubs Presidential Hubby Barack
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) In the aftermath of Kiss-cam-Gate, Mitt Romney has volunteered to be filmed with his wife at all possible sporting events from now until the November elections.
Full StoryWith Poll Numbers Tanking,VP Biden Re-Creates Bin Laden Raid For White House Press Corp
Washington, DC- (SatireWorld.com) In an effort to keep the successful US Navy SEAL-Bin Laden raid fresh in the minds of voters, Vice President Joe Biden put on a ‘realistic’ display of how SEAL Team Six successfully negotiated Pakistani air space and breeched the secure walls of the Bin Laden compound rersulting in the death of [...]
Full StoryObama Now Links Demise of Easter Island to Bain Capital and Flesh Eating Conservative Bacteria!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Pulling out all the stops on his assault against capitalism in the run up to his re-immaculation, President Obama said Bain Capital was the major reason Easter Island inhabitants disappeared after they were ‘raped and plundered by blood sucking racist investors, most of whom were probably Mormons!”
Full StoryLindsay Lohan Gets Access to Medicine Cabinet in Super Secret Presidential War Room!
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) In keeping with President Obama’s pledge for “Transparency”, it was announced that Lindsay Lohan was the latest Hollywood ‘celebrity’ to get access to the formerly super secret “Situation Room” at the White House.
Full StoryNew Twist in Columbia Hooker Scandal: Escort Now Claims Hillary ‘stiffed me!”
The State Department – (SatireWorld.com) The Columbian Hookergate Scandal refuses to go away, as yet more Escorts come out from under the desk complaining about ‘getting stiffed’ by members of the President’s Secret Service and the investigation is now focusing on Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and her ‘Pants Suit Posse!”
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