ArchivesTag : Joe Biden

Sexual Groping Charge Leveled At Joe Biden

New London, Conn – (SatireWorld.com) State troopers from around the tri-state New England area vowed to never invite ex-Vice President Joe Biden to future Fraternal Order of Police conventions in fear of losing its core of rank and file membership over homosexual issues promoted by Biden in his hour-long speech to over 600 law enforcement […]

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Paul Ryan’s Demands For Speaker Position Continue to Grow

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) Establishment Republicans have been clamoring for Rep. Paul Ryan to run for Speaker of the House to fill the position being vacated by the exit of John Boehner. Ryan has been reluctant to put his name in for consideration because he knows it’s a tough, thankless job. Yesterday, however, he decided […]

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Biden Accidentally Announces Run For Speaker of the House

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) Vice-President Joe Biden confused supporters today when he announced that he was running for Speaker of the House, instead of seeking the presidency. Aides thought the 74 year-old Democratic dinosaur was joking at first, until they remembered who was speaking.

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‘The Bernie’ Haircut Biggest Style Trend Since ‘The Rachel’

Liberal Land, MA – (satireworld.com) As America gets to know the socialist in Bernie Sanders, they are quickly learning something else about him. He’s a ladies man. A chick magnet. And it’s not his policies that are winning the women over, it’s the wild, wiry, white head of hair that are driving Democratic females crazy. […]

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‘No North Korean Nukes Without Background Check’ Claims Joe Biden

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The powers at the White House are downplaying the recent war drum rhetoric from militant generals in North Korea concerning a possible pre-emptive nuclear weapon strike against the US or its Pacific military bases.

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Obama ‘The Martian’ Opens To Rave Reviews

By Oleg Penkovsky Mars, The Solar System – (satireworld.com) Dramatic footage has just been released of NASA Mars Rover’s coverage of the 2014 Presidential inauguration of the United States Embassy on Mars. Featuring resplendent diplomatic pageantry at the legation’s newly opened Mars Walk of Fame Handprints Mall the footage kicks off with Obama flanked by […]

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“Trans-Biden” Says He’ll Crossdress If It Will Help Win Over Democrat Women

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) Vice-President Joe Biden has told members of his presidential exploratory team that he is willing to take up crossdressing if it will help him win over the female Democrat voting bloc from competitor Hillary Clinton. In fact, Biden says that, at age 72, he still hasn’t ruled out the option of […]

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Republicans File Paperwork With FEC to Put Biden on Democratic Ballots in 2016

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) Giving Vice-President Joe Biden the push he needs to make his decision official that he will seek the presidency on the Democratic ticket next year, Republican voters filed the necessary paperwork with the Federal Election Commission for him. Biden will surely throw a monkey wrench into Hillary Clinton’s previously planned coronation.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents True Facts……..according to Nopes! #142

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents True Facts

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Uncle Joe Biden’s Groping Spawns New Skin Care Product

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) For years, our crazy Vice President, Joe Biden, has been excused by the press for his strange behavior toward women and even young girls at public events. The media hacks always said of his behavior “that’s just Joe being Joe.” But after Uncle Joe got too “handsy” and close to Stephanie […]

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Stupid Virus Discovered!

Boston, MA – (satireworld.com) A virus that infects human brains and makes us more stupid has been discovered, according to scientists in Boston.

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Obama Begins Cleaning Out Oval Office After Republican Rout In The Senate

The White House – (satireworld.com) With poll numbers sliding faster than butter on a hot skillet, the current occupants of the White House are starting to realize that a moving date prior to 2016 might be a reality with a new Republican senate and possible impeachment impending.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #65

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Joe Biden Apologizes to Erdogan of Turkey, Aragorn – Son of Arathorn

Washington, D.C. – (satireworld.com) Ever the one with his foot in his mouth, Vice President Joe Biden seems to be on an apology tour himself lately. Earlier this week, Mr. Biden was forced to apologize to the leader of Turkey, President Erdogan, after stating that Turkey had aided in the building up of ISIS in […]

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Two Morons Detained Trying to Break Into White House in Separate Incidents

Washington D.C. – (satireworld.com) In back-to-back incidents this week, two idiots tried to gain entrance to the White House before being detained by Secret Service agents. One perpetrator was released soon after the misunderstanding. The breach of security has illuminated vulnerabilities in the security systems surrounding the White House and its grounds.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #29

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Virginia Woman Sues Joe Biden After Being Blinded by His Bright Smile

Fairfax, VA – (satireworld.com) A local woman has filed charges against Vice-President Biden because she claims that during a speech he gave recently, which the plaintiff attended, Mr. Biden flashed his pearly whites at the woman and temporarily blinded her.

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Media Report: VP Biden Behind Obama Impeachment Push With GOP

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Being next in line for the Presidency must give a person secret feelings about what could happen scenarios where the Vice President is suddenly vaulted into the most powerful job on the planet. In the case of Joe Biden, an open microphone proves he’s letting Obama’s spiraling deflation of voter support […]

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Abuse of Power? Obama caught using drones to deliver Pizzas at 3 a.m. to White House!

The White House – (satireworld.com) In yet another instance of the failure of Michelle’s mandate against Obesity, and abuse of power by the Messiah in Chief, SW is now able to report that Barry’s cravings for ‘soul food’ is so great, he has been ordering Chicago Style Pizza from Cicero, Il. delivered by government drones […]

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The Three A.M. Call: “Iraq is burning, anybody know where the President is Sleeping these days?”

US Embassy,Baghdad – (satireworld.com) Frantic calls from the US embassy in Bagdad last night resulted in a Deja Vu moment all over as it appears the President is ‘missing in action AGAIN!

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White House Spokesman Says: ‘Laugh Track Audio To Be Added To All Jay Carney Press Conferences’

The White House – (SatireWorld.com) On Tuesday night, White House press secretary Jay Carney again referred questions about the collection of Associated Press phone records to the Department of Justice, stating that President Barack Obama remained a “strong defender of the First Amendment.” The struggling White House Press Secretary revealed the Administration’s official position with […]

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SNL in Kiev: Biden Plays Himself in Skit leaving Putin Laughing his Arse off!

Chicken Kiev – (satireworld.com) The Obama regime’s traveling comic review arrived in Kiev over the weekend in the form of VP Joe Biden and his stand up comedy act in an effort to cheer up morose Ukrainians.

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Agricultural Department Employee Becomes First Federal Employee Actually Fired Under Obama Administration

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) It finally happened. A federal employee was fired today becoming the first federal employee to be terminated since 2009. Even after the debacle of Obamacare and Sibelious. Even after IRS lies and deceit. Even after incompetence killed four US citizens in Benghazi. Even after billions of dollars were shoveled down empty […]

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Fraternal Order of Police Bar VP Joe Biden From Future Speaking Engagements

New London, Conn – (SatireWorld.com) State troopers from around the tri-state New England area vowed to never invite Vice President Joe Biden to future Fraternal Order of Police conventions in fear of losing its core of rank and file membership over homosexual issues promoted by the Vice President in his hour-long speech to over 600 […]

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“Prankster” Obama’s Newest Polish Joke: Joe Biden!

Warsaw, Poland – (satireworld.com) Doubling down on his characterization by Vladimir Putin as a “Prankster’, Barry Obama cemented his legacy by sending VP Joe Biden to Poland along with a bottle of viagra to prove the administration was showing ‘stiff resolve’ as Russia creeps closer to rebuilding the Soviet Union unopposed.

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Saving Private Biden

Washington, DC via The Daily Caller ‘Statesman’ Joe Biden gets everything wrong, says new tell-all book President Barack Obama is giving his gaffe-prone sidekick, Joe Biden, a big public high-five on Wednesday, just as a new book skewers Biden and numerous White House aides for incompetence and military micro-management.

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Triumphant Iran Negotiator Valerie Jarrett Returns to US: “PEACE IN OUR TIME!”

Chicago,IL – (SatireWorld.com) Shadow President With Portfolio Valerie Jarrett arrived at O’Hare Airport on Air Force 2 early this morning to be met as a rock star after concluding secret talks with Iran over nuclear options, new trade agreements, and several signed ‘non aggression’ pacts with Israeli neighbors.

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Argentina President survives brain operation, drops Falkland’s invasion plans for Shetland Isles Instead!

Presidential Palace, Argentina – (SatireWorld.com) President Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner (CDDK), emerged invigorated and with a new focus after surviving a 2 hour brain operation to remove a ‘brain cramp’ according to Argentina officials.

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Dr. Mengele Addresses College Students on his great Medical Experiment: ObamaKare!

Baltimore, MD – (SatireWorld.com) Barack Obama appeared before the only type of crowd he’s comfortable bullshitting, community college students in Maryland (you listening POM?) to take a victory lap about his new medical program which is rolling out in 5 days…even though the death panels and regrouped abortion clinics are not ready to pull the […]

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Biden: “We Need To Tax American’s Happiness!”

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) At the annual dinner and speech fest for House Democratic hopefulls who will be throwing their hats in the ring during the upcoming 2014 mid-term elections, Vice President Joe Biden offered them a few tips on how to solidify the Democrastic base…Raise a few new taxes!

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