ArchivesTag : Joe Biden

Romneys Volunteer To Be On Kiss-Cams After Michelle Snubs Presidential Hubby Barack

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) In the aftermath of Kiss-cam-Gate, Mitt Romney has volunteered to be filmed with his wife at all possible sporting events from now until the November elections.

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With Poll Numbers Tanking,VP Biden Re-Creates Bin Laden Raid For White House Press Corp

Washington, DC- (SatireWorld.com) In an effort to keep the successful US Navy SEAL-Bin Laden raid fresh in the minds of voters, Vice President Joe Biden put on a ‘realistic’ display of how SEAL Team Six successfully negotiated Pakistani air space and breeched the secure walls of the Bin Laden compound rersulting in the death of […]

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Obama Now Links Demise of Easter Island to Bain Capital and Flesh Eating Conservative Bacteria!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Pulling out all the stops on his assault against capitalism in the run up to his re-immaculation, President Obama said Bain Capital was the major reason Easter Island inhabitants disappeared after they were ‘raped and plundered by blood sucking racist investors, most of whom were probably Mormons!”

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Lindsay Lohan Gets Access to Medicine Cabinet in Super Secret Presidential War Room!

The White House – (SatireWorld.com) In keeping with President Obama’s pledge for “Transparency”, it was announced that Lindsay Lohan was the latest Hollywood ‘celebrity’ to get access to the formerly super secret “Situation Room” at the White House.

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New Twist in Columbia Hooker Scandal: Escort Now Claims Hillary ‘stiffed me!”

The State Department – (SatireWorld.com) The Columbian Hookergate Scandal refuses to go away, as yet more Escorts come out from under the desk complaining about ‘getting stiffed’ by members of the President’s Secret Service and the investigation is now focusing on Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and her ‘Pants Suit Posse!”

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After Receiving $500 Million Loan, Al Gore Backed Fisker Electric Motor Car Company Lays Off Workers

Wilmington, DE – (SatireWorld.com) In yet another setback for President Obama’s clean energy loan programs, the recipient of more than a half-billion dollars in federal loan guarantees is laying off workers at their Delaware and California operations. This comes on the heels of other energy failures in which of the top dozen solar companies that […]

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MF’s Corzine to Congress: If I tell you where the money went, I’m a Dead Man!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Disgraced MF Global CEO Jon Corzine repeatedly either took the fifth, or pleaded ignorance over the $1.2B in purloined capital from customer accounts as he faced inquisitors in Congress.

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Heaven Help Us! 2012 Predictions from Beyond the Grave Uncovered!

The staff at Satire World was stunned today when they uncovered a set of predictions thought dead and buried with former scribe MORSE who had died under not so mysterious circumstances from knife wounds in the back during an ill fated sojourn into the murky realm of British Satire!

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The night the Bidens came to dinner

Somewhere, England’s Green & Pleasant Land, circa 1999  –  So I said to him “Senator,” I said.  “Please, it’s Joe, call me Joe!” …”‘OK, Senator.  Joe, er Joe! How about we discuss this over  gnocchi and some Barolo, the ’87 vintage is pretty good.” “Hmm, your place or mine, Judge?”

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Biden’s Gaddafi Moment: Joins OWS; Discusses 2016 Campaign from Tent!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Vice President Joe Biden, yet another of Obama’s failed political schemes, took up the call of America’s Flea Party* and moved into an air conditioned tent for the Occupy Wall Street crowd in NYC as he kicked off his 2016 Presidential Election Campaign, his third after failures in 1988 and 2008 […]

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Obama Loans Al Gore’s Electric Car Company Millions To Build Cars In….. Finland?

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) With the approval of the corrupt Obama administration, an electric car company that received a $529 million federal government loan guarantee is assembling its first line of cars in Finland, saying it could not find a non-union facility in the United States capable of doing the work.

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Grand Theft Auto: GM Plans to Fund Comedy Movie; The Laughs on US!

Detroit, MI – (SatireWorld.com) ObamaMotors, formerly known as General Motors and later as Government Motors, has stepped forward to not only supply the cars, but to bankroll the making of another Follywood movie, as if wasting Millions on a private remote golf course for union officials wasn’t enough!

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Joe Biden: ‘Without Jobs Bill You Will Be Raped and Murdered’

Flint, MI – (SatireWorld.com) As the official straight man for the Obama Administration, Vice President Joe Biden came out with what most are calling threats of rape and murder if the President’s jobs bill isn’t passed by Congress.

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Democrats Evacuate from DC as Reports God Is Going to Dump Rogue Satellite on their Ass!

FEMA Headquarters-Washington (SatireWorld.com) In a somewhat disorderly evacuation from the Capital after Homeland Security maven Janet Napilatano declared Defcon 5 over falling Space ‘Junk’, the whereabouts of the President, his family, Joe Biden, and Harry Reid is currently listed by the White House as ‘unknown.’

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“I Smell Crude!” Cameron & Sarkozy Race Each Other to Libya to Cut Oil Deal!

Tipoli, Libya – (SatireWorld.com) It was announced today that British Prime Minister David Cameron and French President Nicholas Sarkozy were about to take off on the next “Great Race” as both prepared to invade Libya to gather up the ‘spoils’ as both planned to land this Thursday amidst the NATO carnage to lap up all […]

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Oprah Winfrey and Michelle Obama Request Barack and Stedman Graham To Appear With Them On Jerry Springer Show

Chicago, IL – (SatireWorld.com) Oprah Winfrey, the woman who bought the presidential election for Barack Obama in 2008, has announced that she will appear with First Lady Michelle Obama on The Jerry Springer Show. She and Michelle have requested that Barack Obama and Stedman Graham (Oprah’s boyfriend and fiance for over twenty years) appear with […]

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Obama’s New Car Co: Rubber Band Motors (RBM) Set to Debut!

Detroit, MI – (SatireWorld.com) In a two part announcement sure to impact on the American economy, President Barry Obama first shocked the US automotive world with his new edict demanding all auto manufactures produce fleet economies of 54.1 MPH by 2025, up from the current 27.5 MPG.

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Karzai Vows to Raise Afghan Debt Ceiling, Tax Tanning Booths, Gun Sales, after Assassination Of Brother Cuts off Heroin Cash Flow!

Kabul, Afghanistan – (SatireWorld.com) The assassination of President Hamid Karzai’s brother, Ahmed Wali, has thrown the Afghan nation into an economic crisis with Karzai now saying unless he can raise the debt ceiling and borrow more money while raising the income tax from 0 to 87% he will be unable to pay monthly checks to […]

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Obama Calls Cabinet Back From Holiday Weekend To Begin Investigation Into “First Fart” Teleprompter Tampering

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) President Barack Hussein Obama officially recalled the White House Staff, the Cabinet, and the rest of the Executive Branch back to work Saturday morning, cancelling their Memorial Day weekend plans. He immediately put everyone to work forming a task force and a White House Subcommittee/Special Commission/Task Force into the investigation of […]

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Another Person Steps Up…White House Janitor Claims It was His Plan To Eliminate Bin Laden

The White House – (SatireWorld.com) The political coattails are getting pretty long on the Bin Laden killing with more and more people clammering for their 15 minutes of fame in front of cameras. First it was Hillary Clinton claiming ‘she was ready to go,’ in case the SEAL team failed, then it was Joe Biden […]

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Controversy Surfaces Over Joe Biden’s Birth Certificate

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) It’s official! Investigators are not accepting an American Kennel Club live birth certificate as proof of Joe Biden’s citizenship. Joe ‘The Hairdo’ Biden now has 30 days to come up with his real birth certificate or he’ll have to resign as Vice President of the United States.

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After Queen Elizabeth Naps During Royal Wedding, Joe Biden Says “I Feel Your Pain”

Buckingham Palace, London – (SatireWorld.com) Queen Elizabeth II was shown on television sets around the world taking a short nap during the royal wedding of her grandson Prince William to Kate Middleton. While this may be explained away due to advancing age and a really boring ceremony, it was still a faux pas by the […]

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White House Spokesman Admits Joe Biden Missed His Nap Time

The White House-(SatireWorld.com) Vice President Joe Biden has been catching flack in the media for falling asleep in public during a presidential address last week. In a press release, White House spokesman David Kronauer admitted that the V.P. was only nodding off because “he missed his nap time that afternoon.”

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Rumours of US Political Coup as ‘Magic Negro’ Continues to Lose his Mojo!

The White House-(SatireWorld.com) The first sign of trouble for President Obama was when he arrived ‘home’ today and couldn’t get in the White House as no one told staff he was cutting his ‘Spring Break’ short to get back in time for the Sweet 16 basketball finals.

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Ronald Reagan Library Unveils Unseen Photo Of ‘The Gipper’ Holding Joe Biden As An Infant

Simi Valley, CA-(satireworld.com) The Ronald Reagan Library released previously unseen photos of a young Ronald Reagan holding an infant who’s no other than baby Joe Biden, the future vice-president of the United States.

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Satire World Reporter Attends First White House News Conference

The White House-(satireworld.com) Late yesterday Bargis Tryhol, Satire World’s greatest funny-news pundit, was invited to participate in his first White House news conference. Reporters who receive the chance to ask the coveted ‘first question’ are chosen by a blind draw and have the opportunity to ask the really important question of the day to Mr. […]

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Imam In, Imam Out! NYC Mosque Mess Doesn’t Impress Trade Tower Survivors!

New York City-(satireworld.com) Public Relation troubles continue for plans on the Muslim 9/11 Bomb Memorial in NYC as the second Imam spokesman for the project was forced to resign after yet more inflammatory statements enraged all New Yorkers, with the exception of the Mayor, Michael Bloomberg.

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Biden: Egypt Just Small Hump in the Road to Muslim World Order!

Hair-of-the-Dog Bar & Grille-(satireworld.com) VP Joe Biden, struggling to over come his pronouncement just a few days ago that “Mubarak is not a Dictator” tried to downplay the US’s sudden divorce from Egypt’s strongman, an ally for over 30 years.

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Mubarak: I Want My Mummy! Clinton Shows ‘Tough Love’ Flies Off to Haiti Vacation!

Cairo, Egypt-(satireworld.com) In a last ditch effort to save his Presidency, Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak reached out to the US promising to appoint Hillary Clinton to head up his new government, monitor the redistribution of wealth to the unemployed population, and provide new prayer rugs on a liberal trade in allowance scheme featuring ‘cash back.’

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Advanced test scores show Obama supporters have a low IQ

Denver, CO – (satireworld.com) The Institute for Freedom released its annual report on American politics and it had some profound revelations. Professor Sidney Campbell’s report highlighted the disparity in current voting trends and some eye opening facts about President Barack Hussein Obama. Dr. Campbell: “Our findings have shown that a typical Barack Obama supporter is […]

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