ArchivesTag : Kate Middleton
Buckingham Palace Guard Fired After Insulting Kate Middleton
London(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) An 18-year-old Buckingham Palace Guard was fired from his post days ahead of the royal wedding last May after he allegedly slammed Kate Middleton in a Facebook post.
Full StoryKate Middleton to appear on front cover of Russian ‘vogue’ magazine
Bloodyvostock – (SatireWorld.com) Siberian Tractor and Agricultural Haulage News Magazine has yet to confirm reports tit (sic) has secured exclusive rights to a picture of Kate Middelton (Ed: who she?) to grace the front cover of its national bra-ssica harvest edition in November.
Full StoryPrince William And Wife Kate Guest Appear On Jersey Shore Reality Series
Windsor Castle-(SatireWorld.com) Hoping to catch some beach time and warming June sun, Prince William and his new bride Princess Kate spent a few days with the cast of MTV’s ‘Jersey Shore’ down at the New Jersey Italian Rivera also known to locals as…Seaside Heights. Billed as a royal slum fest, the royal duo were invited [...]
Full StoryFranklin Mint Says Pippa Middleton Butt Plate Is Best Selling In Their Kate Middleton Collection
London, England – (SatireWorld.com) The Franklin Mint recently released a series of commemmorative plates on the recent Royal Wedding, entitled the Kate Middleton Collection. Despite pictures of Kate in her wedding dress and the Royal Couple together, the top selling plate in the series is the one with Pippa Middleton’s ass while wearing her white [...]
Full StoryPippa Middleton Bridesmaid Gowns Outselling Kate Middleton Wedding Gowns
London, UK – (SatireWorld.com) Bridal shops around the world stocked up on knock-off versions of the Kate Middleton Wedding Gown as they anticipated sales of the product to be very high in the wake of the royal wedding. These dresses, however, are gathering dust as it is the Maid of Honor/Bridesmaid gown worn by Pippa [...]
Full StoryAdam Lambert Buys Pippa Middleton’s Maid of Honour Dress
Tinseltown – (SatireWorld.com) Pop singer and former American Idol Finalist Adam Lambert has purchased Pippa Middleton’s famous white dress from the recent Royal Wedding. The dress, which placed emphasis on Pippa’s posterior, made her ass into a household name and made her the latest pin-up on the walls of teenage boys. She wore it at [...]
Full StoryNew Bride Kate Confesses Buckingham Balcony French Kiss Grossed Her Out
Buckingham Palace, England – (SatireWorld.com) Prince William is already on the outs with wife Kate after a Buckingham Palace balconey kiss grossed her completely out. “I was like, so grossed I couldn’t drink anything but hot water afterwards!”
Full StoryPippa Middleton Admits She Fancies American NFL Quarterback Tony Romo
London, England – (SatireWorld.com) Pippa Middleton, the 27 year old younger sister of Princess Kate Middleton Windsor, has admitted to having an attraction to an American Football Player. Pippa rose to fame at her sister’s wedding to Princess William due to her role as Maid of Honour and because of her good looks and beautiful [...]
Full StoryAfter Queen Elizabeth Naps During Royal Wedding, Joe Biden Says “I Feel Your Pain”
Buckingham Palace, London – (SatireWorld.com) Queen Elizabeth II was shown on television sets around the world taking a short nap during the royal wedding of her grandson Prince William to Kate Middleton. While this may be explained away due to advancing age and a really boring ceremony, it was still a faux pas by the [...]
Full StoryQueen Bans Antenna Hats From Future Royal Functions
Buckingham Palace – (SatireWorld.com) Queen Elizabeth announced to her family and staff that in the future all hats worn to official functions will be closely examined and subject to rejection and dismissal. The edict came on the heels of media scrutiny and outrage over the ‘headress’ Princess Beatrice wore to the royal wedding held at [...]
Full StoryPrince Upset To Learn On Wedding Night That Kate Isn’t A Virgin
Oasis Bar at the Sheraton Hotel, London (SatireWorld.com) Prince William was unhappy to learn on his wedding night that his bride, Kate Middleton, was not a virgin. From the lobby pub of a local hotel, he complained vocally to other drinkers about his wedding night blues.
Full StoryPrince William Claims He’s Not Wedding-Night Nervous At All! Especially after discovering Kate’s Tattooed User Instructions
London, England-(SatireWorld.com) With wedding bells just a few days away, one would expect the future King of England to be a bit nervous over the prospects of marriage and media scrutiny over the intimate details of their wedding night. According to close friends, it’s simply ‘not so.’ It seems Prince William confided to his closest [...]
Full StoryInternational Audience Comments On England’s Royal Wedding
Julip, Texas-(SatireWorld.com) People all over the globe are aware of the Royal Wedding taking place this week in England. Whether they live in countries that were once part of the British Empire (the U.S.A. or India) or places that never were (Japan or Peru), everyone seems to be aware of the biggest and most opulent [...]
Full StoryRoyal Wedding Photographers Prepare For Nip Slips, Wardrobe Malfunctions
London, England-(SatireWorld.com) Photographers at the Royal Wedding will be prepared for all things: bad weather, poor lighting, distance shots, etc. They are also, however, preparing for events not generally anticipated, like nip slips and wardrobe malfunctions. Coveted press positions above and at the right angle to the bride (Kate Middleton) during the ceremony have been [...]
Full StoryElizabeth II Confused By “Queen Victoria’s Secret” Gift Cards For Royal Wedding
Buckingham Palace-(SatireWorld.com) Queen Elizabeth II, the grandmother of Prince William, has announced that she is confused by the large number of “Queen Victoria’s Secret” gift cards that have been flowing into Buckingham Palace. The cards are wedding presents for William and his bride, Kate Middleton, who will be married April 29th.
Full StoryPrince Charles Claims “Jus Primae Noctis” (Right of First Night) With Kate Middleton
Buckingham Palace-(SatireWorld.com) Prince Charles, father of Prince William, has claimed the right of “Jus Primae Noctis” (right of first night) with Kate Middleton on his son’s upcoming marriage to the English woman. The right, also called “droit du seigneur” (the lord’s right) allows the highest ranking member of the royal family present to be the [...]
Full StoryMexican President Calderon Gives William and Kate Trip To Mexico, Tickets To Donkey Show
Mexico City, Mexico-(SatireWorld.com) President Felipe Calderon of Mexico has announced that his country will give Prince William and his bride (Kate Middleton) the present of an all expense paid trip to visit and tour his country. Stops on the visit will include sightseeing at the Teotihuacan ruins, touring the museums and historic sights of Mexico [...]
Full StoryFergie and Andrew Back in Saddle; Set to Share Wedding Vows with Will and Kate to Save Money!
London, UK-(SatireWorld.com) Finally realizing the inevitable, the Duke and Duchess of Yuk have announced they are getting back together and in order to save taxpayers’ money have chosen to renew their vows outside Westminster Abbey simultaneously with Prince William and Kate April 29th!
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