ArchivesTag : Liberals
DWS Appears on “Hardball” with Chris Matthews after Ironing out a ‘few kinks!”
Palm Beach, FL – (SatireWorld.com) Democratic National Charwoman Debbie WasherWoman (sic) Schultz is crediting Satire World for her long over due make over which critics say has turned her into “Miss Piggy” from an unappetizing Wart Hog!
Full StoryHilary Rosen: If Ann Romney Had to Work, She Would Have Been a Lesbian Too!
Hilary Rosen, the DNC activist and frequent White House visitor and advisor on political talking points, who accused Ann Romney of ‘never having to work in her life’ doubled down today saying ‘unlike Ann Romney and Sarah Palin, I’m still a Virgin!”
Full StoryDWS Hosts Palm Beach Obama Fundraiser; $40K Gets You “Buffet Rule” Waiver!
Palm Beach, FL – (SatireWorld.com) After shutting down Palm Beach Airport and then causing grid lock on I-95 to accommodate his triple digit high speed motorcade, Obama arrived at Frenchman’s Creek, a high end gated community to be received by hordes of “Bieber Fever’ middle aged woman wearing crotchless tennis skirts chanting ‘FOUR MORE YEARS [...]
Full StoryFirst, Fisker Motor Cars, Now Al Gore’s Current TV’s Lack Of Viewers Causes Cable Giant To Consider Cancellation
Los Angeles, CA – (SatireWorld.com) First, it was Oprah Winfrey’s OWN network that tettered on bankruptcy, now Al Gore’s Current TV has even bigger problems to deal with than a potential lawsuit from fired news anchor and full-time douchebag Keith Olbermann…namely not getting kicked off Time Warner Cable for low ratings.
Full StoryUS To Deploy Predator Drones To Watch Over Occupy Wall Street Demonstrators
The Pentagon – (SatireWorld.com) The Pentagon, working in conjunction with the CIA, has deployed Predator drones to watch over Occupy Wall Street demonstrations at key US cities. Equipped with ultra-high resolution cameras, the drone’s task will be to capture high resolution photos of the demonstrators and forward the images back to the NSA where they [...]
Full StoryAl Gore ‘hot’ After Being Denied Insurance Against “Spontaneous Human Combustion!”
Coal Smelt, Tennessee (SatireWorld.com) Al Gore denounced all insurance companies today after it was revealed he has been denied medical and life insurance against “Spontaneous Human Combustion” based on the determination he suffers from a ‘pre existing condition’ according to a spokesman for the gaseous multi-billionaire on Gore’s self promotional TV network, “Current TV.”
Full StoryLiberals Streak Across Border Anticipating Obama Defeat in 2012
Ottawa, Canada – (SatireWorld.com) The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The recent actions of the Tea Party are prompting an exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they’ll soon be required to hunt, pray, and [...]
Full StoryHubris Travels in a Bus! Obama Photo Ops Cost Taxpayers Millions!
Libtard, Iowa – (SatireWorld.com) In a cloud of diesel smoke and a hearty “Saddle Up and Head ‘em Out”, Barry Obama took to the open road on his 3 day political junket in a presidential cavalcade consisting of $3m worth of custom buses and a horde of support vehicles at taxpayer expense.
Full StoryIs It Just ME, Or Are YOU Out of YOUR Mind?
The Bat Cave – (SatireWorld.com) CAPTAIN AMERICA SPEAKS OUT ABOUT THE LOSS OF COMMON SENSE AND THOSE WHO CAN’T FIND THEIR OWN ASS WITH BOTH HANDS IN THE 21ST CENTURY!
Full StorySatire World Stringer off to Prove Kennedy Legacy: You Can’t Cross the Street in Massachusetts or Rhode Island Without Getting Drunk or Laid!
On The Road With Captain America (SatireWorld.com) Armed with a meager allowance from Satire World, Captain America is off to retrace the famous steps of the infamous Kennedy Clan as he’s off to New England to visit some of the Pubs made famous by the gin guzzling family that made Bill Clinton look like a [...]
Full StoryWeiner Pops out of Rehab, Resigns, Gives a ‘shout out’ to UK Athletic Supporters!
Queens, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Liberal Democrats breathed a sigh of relief today after Democratic Congressman Anthony Weiner was ‘released’ from rehab long enough to announce his resignation and thank his parents, his wife, his constituents his office staff, his congressional friends, and the Federal Pension Plan for making him the man he turned out to [...]
Full StoryEU Animal Rights Group Set To Investigate Shocking New Weiner Charges Over ‘Crimes Against Nature!”
Moise Goldberg Sheep Emporium – (SatireWorld.com) As if Lib/Dem congressman Anthony Weiner didn’t already have his hands full (no pun intended), reports from Brussels indicate that shocking new photos are being set to be released involving innocent victims described as ‘lambs being led to the slaughter” by the internet predator.
Full StoryWasserman Shultz Meets with Obama to Discuss Dem’s Weiner Problem!
Miami, Florida – (SatireWorld.com) Debbie Wasserman-Schultz (DWS), saying “I’m not a Jewish Princess, I do my own hair” fended off renewed criticism of her leadership style as new chair of the Democratic National Committee, (DNC) after President Obama summoned her to discuss the embarrassing disclosures in the escalating ‘Weinergate’ scandal swirling around NY Congressman Anthony [...]
Full Story‘Sandwich’, MA Summer Camp Now Butt of Jokes after Gay Revelations & Abuse Surface!
Boston, MA-(SatireWorld.com) There’s good news and bad news involving the Cape Cod summer camp forced to close after more than a dozen claims of sexual abuse involving happy campers, even including Senator Scott Brown ,( R), who claimed he was assaulted there as a youth in recent blockbuster revelations.
Full StoryObama Set to Lose Unions as Base, Scientists Say California Next Following New Zealand Catastrophe!
Los Angeles,Ca/ Doomsday News -(satireworld.com) In yet another apocalyptic scenario, the History Channel reported last night that after the earthquake in New Zealand, the end is near for most of California and the nation’s butt crack is doomed to slide off into the pacific.
Full StoryTeachers’ Unions: Why the Best and Brightest Are Fleeing Education and Your Kids Are Dumber than a STUMP!
Madison, WI-(satireworld.com) Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker ratcheted up pressure on the state’s AWOL teachers saying before they can return to the classroom, they will be forced to take an IQ test to prove they can find their ass with both hands.
Full StoryA Progressive Thanksgiving Circa 2025
Thanksgiving 2025 (satireworld.com) Smallville, MA “Winston!!!! Come into the dining room, it’s time to eat,” Julia yelled to her husband. “In a minute, honey, it’s a tie score,” he answered. Actually Winston wasn’t very interested in the traditional holiday football game between Detroit and Washington. Ever since the government passed the Civility in Sports Statute [...]
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