ArchivesTag : Liberals

Hillary Clinton Blames Stunning Presidential Loss on SatireWorld

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Knowing you’re about to get your ass kicked still doesn’t make it any more pleasant when it finally happened to Hillary Clinton. But in Hillary Clinton’s world it’s all the more bitter when it’s done by spoof artist pundits who get a kick out of making douchebags like the Clinton Cabel […]

Full Story

Clinton Supporters Rush To Northern Border In Mass Exodus

Ottawa, Canada – (satireworld.com) The rising flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The recent successes of the Trump campaign are prompting an exodus among Hillary Clinton supporters who fear they’ll soon be required to become […]

Full Story

‘Was She Intoxicated?’ Hillary Stumbles and Loses Shoe at 9-11 Memorial

New York City, NY (satireworld.com) Hillary Clinton had a “stumble episode” that required her to leave a 9/11 commemoration ceremony early, a law enforcement source who witnessed the event told SatireWorld.com.

Full Story

Report of Clown Sightings Put Washington DC Residents on Edge

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Reports of scary Democratic Party Clowns lurking in the shadows and trying to lure innocent voters into the murkiness of Washington, DC political promises and lies have patriotic families in a frenzy, Democratic candidates nervous, and Twitter users all jittery.

Full Story

With Poll Numbers Soaring Trump Vows To Incarcerate Hillary Clinton When He Becomes President

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) With his poll numbers overcoming a month-long deficit of almost 15 points in some blue states, presidential candidate Donald Trump is soaring high…And so are his growing legion of supporters in states that historically were Democratic strongholds! Reports of discord and emotional hand-wringing has placed the DNC leadership in a position […]

Full Story

Overweight Blountstown Women Claim ‘Hillary Will Make Us Skinny’

Blountstown, FL – (SatireWorld.com) Clarrisa Melton, age 44, and reluctantly still single, has been fat all her life. Her mother and father were fat and so were her grandparents who Melton claims were so large, they both worked in the circus. After many years of watching slim and trim women on TV, and beautiful toned […]

Full Story

Speedo Drops Hillary Clinton As First Sponsors Sense Looming November Defeat

Beeville, PA – (satireworld.com) Hillary Clinton has lost her first major sponsor when Speedo USA announced it is dropping the career politician over speculation that an October Surprise email leak will surely wreck any chances of a Clinton Presidential victory in November.

Full Story

Study Shows Hillary Supporters Have Low IQ Scores

Denver, CO – (satireworld.com) The Institute for Freedom released its annual report on American politics and it shared some profound revelations. Professor Sidney Campbell’s report highlighted the disparity in current voting trends and some eye opening facts about Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton.

Full Story

Maybe The Cure For Gun Violence Is Right Under Our Noses

Atlanta, GA – (satireworld.com) Whenever you hear the politicians on the left, or their supportive media friends, start talking about gun control proposals it’s always in the name of ‘common sense’. So we on the right have thoroughly researched the issue and have come up with a form of Gun Control that makes common sense, […]

Full Story

Monica Lewinski To Speak At DNC…Will Explain Why Democrats Left A Bad Taste In Her Mouth

Philadelphia, PA – (satireworld.com) Monica Lewinsky will speak at the Democratic National Convention’s Millennial Summit this week, opening up about her experience with cyber-bullying, her past relationship with President Bill Clinton, and how she’s more aligned now with the Libertarian Party now since leaving the Democratic Party in 1999 because of ‘the bad taste it […]

Full Story

NBC Paid Chelsea Clinton $600K Per Year For NOT Appearing on NBC News

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) Chelsea Clinton, daughter of former-president Bill Clinton and nominated presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, is earning $600,000 per year from NBC News. Satireworld reports that the former First Daughter has not been on the air for months. At $600,000 per year, that adds up to $200,000 to not do her […]

Full Story

Ex-DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Called Out As ‘ Soured Smelly Douchebag’ By Fellow Democrat

Washington, DC- (SatireWorld.com) Congresswoman Debbie Wassertman-Schultz (D-FL)has again put her size eleven clodhopper in her mouth after she falsely accused one time Jewish buddy Allan Greyson (D-FL) of attempting to ruin Obamacare by trying to unbalance the budget screwed up by President Barack Obama and addressing the National Debt ceiling.

Full Story

Most Innocents Killed In US From A Firearm Massacre Wasn’t Orlando

South Dakota – (satireworld.com) Recently, a terrorist attack on an Orlando Florida gay bar has been billed in the media as the worst firearm massacre in American history. That isn’t quite true once you check on historical facts. December 29, 2015 marked the 125th Anniversary of the murder of 297 innocent Sioux Indians at Wounded […]

Full Story

Killer Shark Spotted Close to Clintons’ Long Island Rental

Quogue, NY – (Satireworld.com) Nicknamed locally the Whitewater Killer after Bill ‘n’ Hill’s disastrous real estate investment punt a Great White Loan Shark was sighted this morning menacing Long Island’s balmy waters near the Vince Foster Lane private beach where the former Fist Couple is vacationing come August.

Full Story

Democrats Furious When Boehner Compares Cruz to The Dark Lord

Diablo, CA – (satireworld.com) Wednesday night, former House Speaker John Boehner bluntly called GOP candidate Ted Cruz “Lucifer in the flesh.” When asked for his opinion about the Texas senator, Boehner said, “I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son […]

Full Story

Hope For Bernie Saunders Supporters As Science Develops Drop-in Mini Brains

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Tiny, rolling balls of brain cells knocking around in a lab may one day help keep Bernie Saunders supporters from losing their place while reading the back of cereal boxes, staring at shiny objects, and other attention robbing activities that quickly spiral out of control causing deeply troubling illusions of winning […]

Full Story

Obama vows to increase unemployment to curb workplace violence!!

The White House – (satireworld.com) On his national address scheduled for later in the day from the White House the President is ready to unleash his latest plan to thwart ISIS and radical terrorism by increasing American unemployment to reduce the amount of workplace violence blamed for the recent bloodbaths around America!

Full Story

Thanksgiving Circa 2025 – Now Called….’National Day of Substantial Regret’

Miami, FL – (satireworld.com) “Winston!!!! Come into the dining room, it’s time to eat,” Julia yelled to her husband. The 800 inch TV sound system made hearing his wife’s words difficult to Winston’s ears.

Full Story

Have a Happy Liberal Thanksgiving

The Heartland… For most people, Thanksgiving is a day for family, giving thanks, food, and football. For some, it means early shopping after the big meal. But for liberals, Thanksgiving is a time to gather families together and then alienate each other. It’s a sacred holiday because of the indoctrination and propaganda opportunities it affords […]

Full Story

‘The Bernie’ Haircut Biggest Style Trend Since ‘The Rachel’

Liberal Land, MA – (satireworld.com) As America gets to know the socialist in Bernie Sanders, they are quickly learning something else about him. He’s a ladies man. A chick magnet. And it’s not his policies that are winning the women over, it’s the wild, wiry, white head of hair that are driving Democratic females crazy. […]

Full Story

Is Obama Really A ‘Dickhead’? Russia’s Vladimir Putin thinks so!

Moscow, Russia – (satireworld.com) Is US President Barack Obama a dickhead? Well, forensic scientists in Moscow seem to believe so and have released medical files as proof, some dating back to 2000 that reportedly show Barack Obama’s unique cranial cerebellum composition.

Full Story

Fired Subway Spokesman Jared Fogle Invited To White House

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) In line with recent invitations to the Obama White House which include a disgraced gay teacher. A 1960’s violence advocate. Plus, a recent ‘clock inventor’ who made innocent looking clocks into bomb replicas hidden in briefcases. Child porn advocate Jared Fogle was extended an invitation to join the Children’s Book Reading […]

Full Story

Conservatives File Class Action Suit Because Liberals Not Sharing Things to be Offended By

Cairo, IL – (satireworld.com) A class action lawsuit has been filed on behalf of the nation’s tens of millions of conservatives because liberals are holding a monopoly on things to be offended by. Conservatives said they had finely had enough when it was noticed that liberals were being offended by every freakin’ thing under the […]

Full Story

Liberal ‘Coping Kits’ Now Available With New Historical Eraser

NYC-(satireworld.com) The 2015 Liberal Coping Kit is now available for sale nationwide and can be purchased at Walgreen’s and CVS stores, as well as on many college campuses. The newest kit comes with many of the products liberals have come to realize they can’t live without, but this year’s kit has a few additions. The […]

Full Story

Confederate Flag Pleads Not Guilty in Charleston Church Shootings

CHARLESTON – (satireworld.com) Charged with the death of nine Americans here last week, the Confederate Flag was arraigned this morning and entered a plea of not guilty in the case. The Confederate Flag denied having thought of, inspired, or carried out the attack that killed nine in a church. The flag denied having pulled the […]

Full Story

Scientific Breakthrough! White Liberals Finally Get it Right on Birth Control!

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) For decades, conservatives have tried to figure out a way to get liberals to stop procreating. Sure, the birth control pill has probably prevented millions of new liberals from being born who would have been had the pill not existed but, at some point, use of the pill was stopped […]

Full Story

Climate Change Pope Calls For Cap on Abortion Clinic Furnace Emissions

VATICAN CITY – (satireworld.com) Pope Francis, the world’s new leading expert on climate change and its causes, issued a 184-page encyclical this week outlining what changes must occur to save the planet from certain doom. Ironically, the Pope said the church has been barking up the wrong tree for centuries – trying to defeat evil […]

Full Story

Coming Out Of His Cave…Is HBO’s Bill Maher Really A Descendant of the Neanderthals?

New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Mr. Smugness, a.k.a Bill Maher, long a staple for the weak-willed who regularly view his liberal platform disguised as an HBO show and are thankful for an uninterrupted hour to rub their crotches, has suddenly come ‘out of the cave’ and revealed his ancestors were homosexual Neanderthals, not heterosexual […]

Full Story

Ben Affleck Embraces Past, Gets Himself Some Slaves

BOSTON – (satireworld.com) After lending his name to a made-for-TV genealogy special about his ancestors that was supposed to have a warm and fuzzy ending, actor Ben Affleck was initially horrified to find out that one of his great-great-great grandfathers was a slave owner.  So horrified, in fact, that he tried to get the producer […]

Full Story

Oklahoma vs Illinois…A Comparision of Right versus the Corrupt

Illinois and Oklahoma : Look at these two states,it makes for an interesting contrast. The first part is about Illinois and the second part is about Oklahoma!

Full Story