ArchivesTag : Liberals

Ben Affleck Embraces Past, Gets Himself Some Slaves

BOSTON – (satireworld.com) After lending his name to a made-for-TV genealogy special about his ancestors that was supposed to have a warm and fuzzy ending, actor Ben Affleck was initially horrified to find out that one of his great-great-great grandfathers was a slave owner.  So horrified, in fact, that he tried to get the producer […]

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Oklahoma vs Illinois…A Comparision of Right versus the Corrupt

Illinois and Oklahoma : Look at these two states,it makes for an interesting contrast. The first part is about Illinois and the second part is about Oklahoma!

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Liberals Admire the Destructive Efficiency of ISIS in Middle East

DETROIT – (satireworld.com) If you look around America at cities that are going bankrupt, have dilapidated housing projects, and have huge numbers of their citizens moving away in search of a better life elsewhere, they all share a common thread – they were all destroyed by the utopian dreams of liberalism. Detroit is the shining […]

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Obama changes ISIS strategy; appoints Susan Rice as CENTCOM Comander and discloses battle plans!

The State Department – (satireworld.com) President Barack Obama opened a new policy of transparency late Friday by announcing a shake up in military leadership and a new policy in the battle against unemployed Jihadists by transferring military planning and action to the White House.

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Cases of White Guilt Skyrocket After Mostly White Oscar Nominations Announced

HOLLYWOOD – (satireworld.com) White people across America are already feeling the effects from the release of this morning’s list of Academy Award nominations for this year. Hospitals nationwide are seeing a huge uptick in cases of white guilt as white people try to grapple with the gravity of the nominations and how they can live […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #118

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Obama Continues to Blame Bush

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) Left wing Democrats have politicized the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) to a point where this organization will do or say anything to accuse the Republicans of a War on Women.

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NYC’s de Blasio May Be Recalled Under Mayoral ‘Lemon Law’

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) Sometimes in the political world, voters shit a brick. Well, pretty often actually. Such was the case when New Yorkers voted in a communist mayor to replace Napoleon Bloomberg. Fortunately, in such cases, voters are allowed a do-over if the winner of a contest proves in a short period of […]

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Entire Congressional Black Caucus Taken Into Custody With ‘Hands Up’ Gesture

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) All members of the Congressional Black Caucus (CBC) were taken into custody without incident this morning after surrendering together on the House floor.  All members showed the “Hands Up, Don’t Shoot” gesture made popular in the wake of the Ferguson protests.

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Why Millenials Are Too Stupid To Fight Back

Georgetown, DC – (satireworld.com) via Brietbart/Kristin Tate Oliver Friedfeld, a senior at Georgetown University (GU) and his roommate were recently mugged at gun point…but Friedfeld says he deserved it because of his “white privilege.”

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Donna Brazille…The Professional Face of DNC Smugness Finally Eats Some GOP Crow

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) In the political world of TV Democrats one face stands out from the others as the face of annoying smugness…Donna Brazille’s!

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Obama Begins Cleaning Out Oval Office After Republican Rout In The Senate

The White House – (satireworld.com) With poll numbers sliding faster than butter on a hot skillet, the current occupants of the White House are starting to realize that a moving date prior to 2016 might be a reality with a new Republican senate and possible impeachment impending.

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Book Shocker! Lena Dunham Admits Looking At Sister’s Vagina and Masturbating

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) Lean Dunham has been no stranger to controversy over the course of her career. Lena’s HBO show Girls probably gets fewer weekly viewers than it does angry editorials calling out the show for a lack of entertainment value. In fact, Dunham had more negative twitter traffic when she danced […]

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Monica Lewinski: ‘Democrats Left A Bad Taste In My Mouth’

Philadelphia, PA – (satireworld.com) Monica Lewinsky spoke at Forbes’ 30 Under 30 summit on Monday, opening up about her experience with cyber-bullying, her past relationship with President Bill Clinton, and how she’s more aligned with the Libertarian Party now since leaving the Democratic Party in 1999.

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Obama Contradicts CDC: ‘If You Like Your Ebola, You Can Keep Your Ebola!’

The White House – (satireworld.com) Despite the CDC’s call for people in Ebola-stricken nations to “avoid public transportation,” Barack Obama, who knows everything about everything, said: “You cannot get it through casual contact like sitting on a bus. In fact, if you like your Ebola, you can keep your Ebola.”

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #61

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Man Plasters Prius With Redundant Bumper Stickers

Seattle, WA – (satireworld.com) A local man felt the need to drive his liberal views home to the rest of the community by placing an assortment of ten bumper stickers all over the back side of his brand new Toyota Prius. The baby blue Prius is now the latest eyesore cruising the streets of the […]

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HBO’s ‘Girls’ Star Lena Dunham Says She Was Raped By A Republican With A Big Schnozol

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) In her just-released 15 page memoir, 27 year-old “HBO Girls” star Lena Dunham claims that as a 19 year-old Oberlin College student in Ohio, she was raped by a college Republican with a mustache and packing a great deal of USDA inspected ‘man-meat’.

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New Clinton Baby Already Bossing People Around, Whining Like a Liberal

New York City – (satireworld.com) Just days after entering the world, the latest addition to the Clinton clan is showing attributes the former first family adores. Charlotte Clinton, third in line for the Clinton crown, has apparently learned the classic traits of crying when she doesn’t get her way, screaming when she wants something, and […]

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Hillary cements claim to Presidency: Reveals Chelsea was surrogate for Illegal Immigrant!

New York, New York – (satireworld.com) Hillary Clinton made sure there would be no impediment in her relentless march to the White House by claiming Chelsea unselfishly carried the child of an illegal immigrant to wrap up the last ‘loose end’ standing in her way for a unanimous vote at the Democrat National Convention to […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #52

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Jersey shore middle schooler suspended for selling Taylor Ham Sandwiches to starving classmates!

Allenhurst, NJ – (satireworld,.com) An enterprising 8th grade student from Allenhurst, NJ made the news this week after being suspended from Oakhurst Grammar School for trying to help out a few of his friends that were starving thanks to Michelle Obama’s Draconian school lunch mandate.

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DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Called ‘ Smelly Douchebag’ By Fellow Democrat

Washington, DC- (SatireWorld.com) Congresswoman Debbie Wassertman-Schultz (D-FL)has again put her size eleven clodhopper in her mouth after she falsely accused one time buddy Allan Greyson (D-FL) of attempting to ruin Obamacare by trying to unbalance the budget screwed up by President Barack Obama and addressing the National Debt ceiling.

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Putin’s Secret Medical War Against Obama – Calls President A ‘Dickhead’

Moscow, Russia – (satireworld.com) Is US President Barack Obama a dickhead? Well, forensic scientists in Moscow seem to believe so and have released medical files as proof, some dating back to 2000 that reportedly show Barack Obama’s unique cranial cerebellum composition.

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Angry Liberals Vow to Open New Chain of Stores Called ‘Snobby Lobby’

Boston – (satireworld.com) Liberals are seething over the Supreme Court decision which allows Hobby Lobby to not have to offer certain birth control products which they believe induce abortions and which violate their religious beliefs.

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Feds Open No-Kill Shelter for Immigrants on Texas/Mexico Border

Laredo, TX – (satireworld.com) The federal government has opened a new no-kill shelter in this border town to help find homes for thousands of new illegal immigrants who continue flooding into the country.

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Letter to President Obama

Jo and Alex Smith Phoenix AZ: Dear Mr. President. My wife Jo and I decided to take early retirement at 62 and 63, respectively. Our house is paid for, our kids have gone through college paid for by us working two jobs and are now married. We own two 10 year old paid for automobiles, […]

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Bill and Hillary…’Hey! We’re Just Like You Little Guys!’

Denver, CO – (satireworld.com) During a Clinton Global Initiative event in Denver Tuesday, former president Bill Clinton tried to defend his wife from claims that she’s out of touch with average Americans.

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PHOTO OF THE DAY

Meanwhile, in La-La land Homos everywhere go on pretending to be normal and expecting YOU to buy into the fantasy as well or be called homophobic.

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PHOTO OF THE DAY

‘Next time you sit for an interview Hillary, I suggest you check the mirror’

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