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90,000 Hetero Brits Tired of “UK Futbol” Turn out for Patriots Vs Rams in London!
Londonstan (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) In a sparkling testament to testosterone and heterosexual preference, London proved today that ‘Yes, Harold, American Football lives in the UK!
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column” (Special Olympics Edition)
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I was watching out little girls compete in the gymnastics on Sunday night with my wife (when the oldest one in the lot is about 16 and carries her teddy bear to the competition, it ain’t the women’s team… it’s the girls team). Anyhow, they got this rule at only two gymnasts [...]
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column” (Special Olympic Edition)
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, Is it true that Michael Phelps is really the greatest swimmer and greatest Olympian of all times?
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column” (Special Olympics Edition)
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I seen lots of Chinese swimmers and divers with flesh covered duct tape on their backs and arms and legs. Do you know why they are wearing this?
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column” (Special Olympics Edition)
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, How come their ain’t no representatives from Hogwarts at the Olympics? I’d have figured they’d at least be represented on the Quidditch team.
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column” (Special Olympics Edition)
Dear readers, I am calling this series of columns printed during the London 2012 Olympics my “Special Olympics Edition.” I didn’t even think about the Special Olympics for the handicapped when I came up with that title. Considering that so many of my beloved readers have been in that competition, it may make the London [...]
Full StoryOlympic Organizers Busk On London’s Tube
London(UK) – The organizers of the London Olympics have taken to busking for spare change on London’s transport system in what is thought to be a bid to make back some of the money which has been spent on the Games so far. In an unprecedented move from members of Olympic committee, extreme lengths have [...]
Full StoryLondon Announces Plan To Fund Olympics By Having Pippa Middleton Mud Wrestle Against Ivana Phuque
London(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) The London Olympics, which are currently running a deficit of hundreds of millions of Euros, may soon be profitable. The London Olympic Organizing Committee has announced plans for a special, pay per view event to be held one week before the Opening Ceremonies. That night, Pippa “the ass” Middleton will mud wrestle [...]
Full StoryDespite Requests, IOC Will Not Add Quidditch To London Olympic Games
London (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Quidditch will not be added to the 2012 Summer Olympic Games as either a regular, medal or as an exhibition sport. Despite millions of requests by Harry Potter fans, the International Olympic Committee has decided that the sport created by J.K. Rowling will not be played in London this summer as [...]
Full StoryHOT DAMN! Brit Home Secretary Authorizes Water Pistols to Combat London Rioters!
London, England – (SatireWorld.com) Home Secretary Theresa May appeared to anger many in London yesterday after refusing to authorize the use of water cannon as mobs continued to loot and burn down many historical sites in the city and surrounding suburbs leaving homeowners and business owners to fend for themselves.
Full StoryDoomsday! Obama Gets Set to Launch ‘Operation Chaos!’
FEMA Headquarters – (SatireWorld.com) In a shocking breach of security, reports have leaked out that Obama is prepared to activate his “Doomsday” plan to insure his re election under the guise of a ‘National Emergency” which would threaten the stability of the United States of America!
Full StoryJihadist Fashion Show Exhibits Stun Londoners
London, England-(SatireWorld.com) The popular Kenny’s Jihadist Fashion House has released a new line of suicide bomber inspired fashion accessories that will be shown at the annual Osama Bin Laden Jihadist Fashion Show in London this coming weekend.
Full StoryCritics Claim-During the 2008 Bejing Olympics, the Olympic Torch Passage Was Stalled In London For 4 days.
London, UK (SatireWorld.com) The British Olympic Committee vows never to use scientist Stephen Hawkings again to promote the Olympics, especially during the 2012 Summer Games scheduled for London. Noted physicist and perennial slow poke, Stephen Hawkings, had taken possession of the Olympic Torch for a portion of the famous procession from historic Mt. Olympus to [...]
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