ArchivesTag : Mark Lowton

DC Metro Female Butt Pincher Eludes Police

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) Female commuters riding the Washington DC Metro during morning and evening rush hours have been plagued by a “Butt Pincher” sneaking up behind these ladies and then disappearing into the crowded car or getting off the train. Metro Transportation Police have designated this person of interest as the “Shadow.”

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Antiques Road Show Uncovers Antique Bureau Worth 3.5M Spoof Points!

The Spoof – (satireworld.com) A dowdy London retiree, saying he ‘really didn’t need it anymore’, lugged an antique Victorian Bureau in for appraisal on the Antique Road Show, and found after an appraisal it was worth over 3.5M Spoof Points!

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Famous Olympic Gold Medalist To Sell His Penis On Online Bidding Site

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) Promised as ‘only used three times and polished alot’ a fully functional male penis is to be auctioned off on a popular online bidding site starting the first of the month.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents True Facts……..according to Nopes! #160

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents True Facts

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Entire Satireworld Staff Hunting for Alleged Sniper

Orlando, FL – (satireworld.com) Recently, a story was posted on Satireworld with instructions to attempt to find a sniper.  This reporter took it upon himself to do just that.  Another staff writer, Philbert of Macademia, volunteered his help and assistance in locating the shooter.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #41

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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When Bullying Cloaks Itself in the Guise of Intellectual Superiority and Descends Into Offensive Slurs, You Know You’ve Proved Your Point!

Somewhere in the USA – (SatireWorld.com) Most sites such as Satire World are primarily focused on Satire; ironic, iconic, biting and often humorous, but they also provide a forum of sorts for those who desire to set their thoughts on paper and throw them out to the cyber universe to see what sticks to the […]

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Harold Worth Reporting From the World Cup: “London Gay Pride Parade Unsuccessful With Football Fans and Players Here in Brazil”

Brazil-FIFA World Cup – (satireworld.com) As part of Satireworld’s desire to be international and cover news all around the globe, I am currently working in Brazil to cover the World Cup. This is, other than the Olympics, the most viewed sports tournament on Planet Earth! Instead of giving you “blow by blow” actions of the […]

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Harold Worth Reporting From the World Cup: “Brazilian Sheep Ranches Hire Security Guards to Protect Flocks from Football Players”

Brazil – World Cup – (satireworld.com) As part of Satireworld’s desire to be international and cover news all around the globe, I am currently working in Brazil to cover the World Cup. This is, other than the Olympics, the most viewed sports tournament on Planet Earth! Instead of giving you “blow by blow” actions of […]

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World Cup Bound Harold Worth Accidently Joins A Brazilian Street Gang

Rio de Janiro, Brazil – (satireworld.com) British reporter Harold Worth was in his 6th day of an South American fact finding and a vist to thje FIFA World Cup when, as fate would have it, he made a wrong turn on one of Rio’s numerous freeway off ramps. Soon, after a myriad of turns and […]

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Tense Moments At Popular Spoof Site As Pedofile List Set To Be Released To Public

Portsmouth(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Thousands of pages of information gathered over the BBC’s investigation into alleged child abuse by Jimmy Savile are set to be made public on Friday, much to the worry of a popular British spoofer’s site called…The Spoof! Most annoyed is the reported offspring of the accused pedophile, a once popular writer on […]

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Sperm Count Drop Among White British Males Alarms World Physicians

Manchester (UK) – (satireworld.com) When it comes to sperm counts, those randy Englishmen aren’t what they used to be, according to a new national study that shows sperm production is almost non-existent among British males.

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Manchester Man Arrested For Lewd Activities Has Record As Registered Sex Offender

Manchester(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Police in Manchester, England have learned that the man they arrested for having sex in public with pool toys has a longer criminal record than they thought. Originally, they only did a background check of his record in the United Kingdom. Now, however, they have learned that Mark Lowtun was previously arrested […]

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“I Got Mad Cow Disease From Eating Gummi Worms”

The following Editorial is an apology from the editor and owner of England’s on line humour magazine: The Spoof.

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The 2013 ‘Dorking Dorks’ Award Winners Are….

It’s with great pleasure that SatireWorld announces….. It’s that time again…..The 2013 Dorking Dorks Awards are out! These annual honors are given to the persons who did the human gene pool the biggest service by disposing of themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way.

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Is It Really Better To Give Than To Receive? A Fudge Packer’s Perspective

Lancaster (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) We recently experienced the Christmas Holiday (I apologize to all of my Muslim neighbors here in England for saying Christmas, for celebrating Christmas, and for being a Christian, so please don’t declare Jihad on me as I know that I am an infidel and that your religion is much more important […]

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Communist Chinese Media Conglomerate Buys TheSpoof.com

Beijing, China – (SatireWorld.com) The Peoples Republic of China recently announced its purchase of an online media outlet located in England through the state-owned media giant officially called the Peoples Rights Influened Communist Klovatron(or PRICK). Reportedly, investors were duped into believing that the past-it’s-prime-site promoted ‘real’ news.

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Englishmen Not Producing As Much Sperm As Before Says Brit Physician

Birmingham (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) When it comes to sperm counts, those randy Englishmen aren’t what they used to be, according to a new national study.

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British Man Invents ‘Self-Banning’ Software….Subscribers Simply Disappear!

Lancaster(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) In the ever changing world of science and technology amazing marvels find their way into the desktop computers of millions of consumers. Often before much of the technology is proven or actually fully developed to its greatest potential. A Lancaster man possible upped the ante by developing a software system that actually […]

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Sandusky Family To Market “Jerry-Tool” To Pay Legal Defense Fees

Harrisburg, PA – (SatireWorld.com) In order to pay continually growing legal fees, the family of Jerry Sandusky has announced that they will begin marketing a new product. “Jerry-Tool,” a sexual lubricant, will be sold in adult book stores and adult video retailers across the United States and Canada and to sheep ranchers and Moslems in […]

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Magic Frame Company Hacked By Spammers and Porn Sites

Denver, CO – (SatireWorld.com) Magicframe.com is currently marketing their product for Father’s Day. Their featured item is a picture frame that, connected through wifi, receives and displays pictures from loved ones. The manufacturer is currently heavily marketing the item for Father’s Day for a cost of about $90 (“three easy payments of $29.95”).

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UK’s ‘The Spoof’ Suffers Through 3 Month Decline in Readership

(SatireWorld.com) After readership has gone up and down more times than Oprah’s dress size, the once popular British website, ‘the Spoof’ has nosedived in reader popularity in recent months…In fact, it readership has dipped an astounding 8% this month alone!

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Man Offers Sex For McNuggets: Allegedly Propositioned McDonald’s Drive-thru Customers

Burbank, CA – (SatireWorld.com) This couldn’t have been a very happy meal after all and one has to wonder what the surprise gift might have been. Police arrested a man outside a McDonald’s in Burbank, Calif. after he allegedly offered sex to a customer in exchange for his chicken McNuggets, The Burbank Tattler reports.

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Epidemic Out Of Control In England

Priapus-on-the-Rise(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) An epidemic of Small Cox is now out of control in England, causing the country to be blockaded by a multi-national Naval force and the airports to be closed. Other countrys are attempting to contain the disease in London and surrounding areas and to keep it from spreading outside of the nation.

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Man Who Received A Victoria Secrets Model For Christmas Gets Confused

Lancaster(UK)-(SatireWorld.com) Little Markie Lowton seems the normal 17 year old. He likes football, computer games, watching TV, and writing silly little stories. Most would say he was a normal kid with a big imagination and he certainly had enough friends to keep him company…But that all changed on Christmas day when he was 'one of […]

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World’s Biggest Baby Has Temper Tantrum….Again!

West Sussex (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Somewhere in ArmFeetandToe Land……. Gary Hoadley, officially dubbed as the ‘World’s Biggest Cry Baby, has once again resigned from the once popular spoofing website….The Spoof.com. By Gary’s own admission, this resignation makes it his 17th self initiated on-line resignation in the last three months. “This time it’s for good. Me […]

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The 2011 Dorking Dorks Award Winners Are….

It’s with great pleasure that SatireWorld announces….. it’s that time again…..The Dorking Dorks Awards are out! These Annual Honors are given to the persons who did the human gene pool the biggest service by disposing of themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way.

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This Is Not Me!

Lancaster (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) A rather two faced (and very spotty faced) poorly paid council house dweller masquerading as the editor of a very derogatory, malicious and rather tedious little website, know as The Spoof.com has finally admitted he likes nothing more than stirring up trouble among writers and contributors to his site. If any […]

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Editor Makes First Solo Human-Powered Rocket Flight

Lancaster (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) “Before Yves Rossy flew across the English Channel with a strap-on rocket glider wing, there was ME writer and editor Mark Lowton from Lancaster, England,” claims Mark Lowton, England’s newest human powered flight pioneer.

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Editor Mark Lowton Celebrates 12th Birthday

Lancaster (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) The Lancaster Times Union let the cat out of the bag when an unplanned birthday announcement was published for all the world to see…Local boy Mark Lowton turned 12 years old on October 17th.

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