ArchivesTag : Mark Lowton
Throckmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I heard these people using this expression “well I’ll be dipped in s–t.”
Full Story“I Got Mad Cow Disease From Eating Gummi Worms”
The following Editorial is an apology from the editor and owner of England’s on line humour magazine: The Spoof.
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I heard tell that this woman sued McDonald’s because she put her cup of hot coffee between her legs, spilled it, and burnt herself. She got a million dollars or something and now places got to warn folks that coffee is hot.
Full StoryLindsay Lohan Offers Oral Sex To Anyone Who Will Watch Her Next Movie
Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Actress Lindsay Lohan has offered to perform oral sex on everyone in America who voluntarily buys tickets to see her next movie. The former child star and one time Disney actress has seen her career decline as an adult, partially due to her drinking, drugs, partying, out of control lifestyle, and [...]
Full StoryThe 2013 ‘Dorking Dorks’ Award Winners Are….
It’s with great pleasure that SatireWorld announces….. It’s that time again…..The 2013 Dorking Dorks Awards are out! These annual honors are given to the persons who did the human gene pool the biggest service by disposing of themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way.
Full StoryIs It Really Better To Give Than To Receive? A Fudge Packer’s Perspective
Lancaster (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) We recently experienced the Christmas Holiday (I apologize to all of my Muslim neighbors here in England for saying Christmas, for celebrating Christmas, and for being a Christian, so please don’t declare Jihad on me as I know that I am an infidel and that your religion is much more important [...]
Full StoryCommunist Chinese Media Conglomerate Buys TheSpoof.com
Beijing, China – (SatireWorld.com) The Peoples Republic of China recently announced its purchase of an online media outlet located in England through the state-owned media giant officially called the Peoples Rights Influened Communist Klovatron(or PRICK). Reportedly, investors were duped into believing that the past-it’s-prime-site promoted ‘real’ news.
Full StoryEnglishmen Not Producing As Much Sperm As Before Says Brit Physician
Birmingham (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) When it comes to sperm counts, those randy Englishmen aren’t what they used to be, according to a new national study.
Full StoryBritish Man Invents ‘Self-Banning’ Software….Subscribers Simply Disappear!
Lancaster(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) In the ever changing world of science and technology amazing marvels find their way into the desktop computers of millions of consumers. Often before much of the technology is proven or actually fully developed to its greatest potential. A Lancaster man possible upped the ante by developing a software system that actually [...]
Full StoryWoman Gets Nasty Surprise When Logging Onto Spoof’s Writer’s Forum Pages
London(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) All Angie Phelps wanted to do was to check out her first spoof news headline story she posted a few days ago. When she saw there were several comments on her first story, she excitedly logged onto the Writer’s Forum to see what others had to say.
Full StorySandusky Family To Market “Jerry-Tool” To Pay Legal Defense Fees
Harrisburg, PA – (SatireWorld.com) In order to pay continually growing legal fees, the family of Jerry Sandusky has announced that they will begin marketing a new product. “Jerry-Tool,” a sexual lubricant, will be sold in adult book stores and adult video retailers across the United States and Canada and to sheep ranchers and Moslems in [...]
Full StoryMagic Frame Company Hacked By Spammers and Porn Sites
Denver, CO – (SatireWorld.com) Magicframe.com is currently marketing their product for Father’s Day. Their featured item is a picture frame that, connected through wifi, receives and displays pictures from loved ones. The manufacturer is currently heavily marketing the item for Father’s Day for a cost of about $90 (“three easy payments of $29.95″).
Full StoryUK’s ‘The Spoof’ Suffers Through 3 Month Decline in Readership
(SatireWorld.com) After readership has gone up and down more times than Oprah’s dress size, the once popular British website, ‘the Spoof’ has nosedived in reader popularity in recent months…In fact, it readership has dipped an astounding 8% this month alone!
Full StoryMan Offers Sex For McNuggets: Allegedly Propositioned McDonald’s Drive-thru Customers
Burbank, CA – (SatireWorld.com) This couldn’t have been a very happy meal after all and one has to wonder what the surprise gift might have been. Police arrested a man outside a McDonald’s in Burbank, Calif. after he allegedly offered sex to a customer in exchange for his chicken McNuggets, The Burbank Tattler reports.
Full StoryEpidemic Out Of Control In England
Priapus-on-the-Rise(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) An epidemic of Small Cox is now out of control in England, causing the country to be blockaded by a multi-national Naval force and the airports to be closed. Other countrys are attempting to contain the disease in London and surrounding areas and to keep it from spreading outside of the nation.
Full StoryMan Who Received A Victoria Secrets Model For Christmas Gets Confused
Lancaster(UK)-(SatireWorld.com) Little Markie Lowton seems the normal 17 year old. He likes football, computer games, watching TV, and writing silly little stories. Most would say he was a normal kid with a big imagination and he certainly had enough friends to keep him company…But that all changed on Christmas day when he was 'one of [...]
Full StoryWorld’s Biggest Baby Has Temper Tantrum….Again!
West Sussex (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Somewhere in ArmFeetandToe Land……. Gary Hoadley, officially dubbed as the ‘World’s Biggest Cry Baby, has once again resigned from the once popular spoofing website….The Spoof.com. By Gary’s own admission, this resignation makes it his 17th self initiated on-line resignation in the last three months. “This time it’s for good. Me [...]
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”(Friday Edition)
Dear Mr. Turdblossom, Would you please define the following terms for me. As I live in Lancaster, England, I am not familiar with your Southern American expressions. What is a “redneck”? What is a “Good Old Boy”? What is the meaning of “ya’ll”? Is that singular or plural? What is the meaning of the expression [...]
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