ArchivesTag : Mark Lowton
UK’s ‘The Spoof’ Suffers Through 3 Month Decline in Readership
(SatireWorld.com) After readership has gone up and down more times than Oprah’s dress size, the once popular British website, ‘the Spoof’ has nosedived in reader popularity in recent months…In fact, it readership has dipped an astounding 8% this month alone!
Full StorySpoof Editor Arrested For Peeing On Co-worker’s Chairs
Lancaster (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) You thought the IT guy at the Spoof.com was just looking through writer’s private e-mails in order to ban them…but, turns out he’s peeing on your chair, too. The chief IT worker and his brother at TheSpoof.com was arrested after they allegedly did just that, according to the Lancaster Guardian.
Full StoryMan Offers Sex For McNuggets: Allegedly Propositioned McDonald’s Drive-thru Customers
Burbank, CA – (SatireWorld.com) This couldn’t have been a very happy meal after all and one has to wonder what the surprise gift might have been. Police arrested a man outside a McDonald’s in Burbank, Calif. after he allegedly offered sex to a customer in exchange for his chicken McNuggets, The Burbank Tattler reports.
Full StoryEpidemic Out Of Control In England
Priapus-on-the-Rise(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) An epidemic of Small Cox is now out of control in England, causing the country to be blockaded by a multi-national Naval force and the airports to be closed. Other countrys are attempting to contain the disease in London and surrounding areas and to keep it from spreading outside of the nation.
Full StoryWriters Discover Spoof Editor Mark Lowton Is Really A Phuque!
Lancaster (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) After a stellar Olympic performance, skater Ivana Phuque sent well-wishers, fans, and relatives a personal 'thank you' card telling each how proud she was representing Sweden in the Winter Olympics.
Full StoryMan Who Received A Victoria Secrets Model For Christmas Gets Confused
Lancaster(UK)-(SatireWorld.com) Little Markie Lowton seems the normal 17 year old. He likes football, computer games, watching TV, and writing silly little stories. Most would say he was a normal kid with a big imagination and he certainly had enough friends to keep him company…But that all changed on Christmas day when he was 'one of [...]
Full StoryWorld’s Biggest Baby Has Temper Tantrum….Again!
West Sussex (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Somewhere in ArmFeetandToe Land……. Gary Hoadley, officially dubbed as the ‘World’s Biggest Cry Baby, has once again resigned from the once popular spoofing website….The Spoof.com. By Gary’s own admission, this resignation makes it his 17th self initiated on-line resignation in the last three months. “This time it’s for good. Me [...]
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”(Friday Edition)
Dear Mr. Turdblossom, Would you please define the following terms for me. As I live in Lancaster, England, I am not familiar with your Southern American expressions. What is a “redneck”? What is a “Good Old Boy”? What is the meaning of “ya’ll”? Is that singular or plural? What is the meaning of the expression [...]
Full StoryThe 2011 Dorking Dorks Award Winners Are….
It’s with great pleasure that SatireWorld announces….. it’s that time again…..The Dorking Dorks Awards are out! These Annual Honors are given to the persons who did the human gene pool the biggest service by disposing of themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way.
Full StoryThis Is Not Me!
Lancaster (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) A rather two faced (and spotty faced) poorly paid council house dweller masquerading as the editor of a very derogatory, malicious and rather tedious little website, know as the spoof.com has finally admitted he likes nothing more than stirring up trouble among writers and contributors to his site.
Full StoryEditor Makes First Solo Human-Powered Rocket Flight
Lancaster (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) “Before Yves Rossy flew across the English Channel with a strap-on rocket glider wing, there was ME writer and editor Mark Lowton from Lancaster, England,” claims Mark Lowton, England’s newest human powered flight pioneer.
Full StoryEditor Mark Lowton Celebrates 12th Birthday
Lancaster (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) The Lancaster Times Union let the cat out of the bag when an unplanned birthday announcement was published for all the world to see…Local boy Mark Lowton turned 12 years old on October 17th.
Full StoryBrit Writer Celebrates ‘Kiss Mark’s Ass Day’ By Wearing Nice Lipstick, Butt Forgets Nose Wipes!
Lambcaster, England – (SatireWorld.com) Rejection can be a hard thing for a person to accept. The resulting loss of friends, or family, a job, or even artistic self-esteem. In one British writer’s case it should really be the loss of his own self-respect. Mainly because of his rejection by being banned from playing with his [...]
Full StoryMan Invents Self-Banning Computer Software! (viewer discretion advised)
Lancaster, England – (SatireWorld.com) In the ever changing world of science and technology amazing marvels find their way into the desktop computers of millions of consumers. Often before much of the technology is proven or actually fully developed to its greatest potential. A Lancaster man possible upped the ante by developing a software system that [...]
Full StorySpoof Site Ransacked During British Riots
Lancaster, England – (SatireWorld.com) The corporate site of the popular online website, the Spoof, was ransacked during the recent civil unrest that plagued numerous cities throughout England. The damages were described as extensive and appear to be revenge motivated, claims Mark Lowton, a senior partner for the firm.
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