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A. Weiner Rears His Ugly Head; Sticks up for Sandra Fluke, DWS and Hilary Rosen: Tweets Pix of Penis!
Brooklyn, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Anthony (A.) Weiner, former congressman from New York, had been apparently keeping it in his pants since his meteoric downfall over publishing pictures of his reproductive organ all over Facebook and Twitter space months ago. At least until recently when controversy caused him to rear his ugly head.
Full StoryMichelle Obama Promises Not To Wear Thong Bikini To Beach Again This Year
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) First Lady Michelle Obama promised that she would not wear a thong bikini on the beach during her summer vacation this year, as she did last year on her trip to Martha’s Vineyard. The news caused swimsuit manufacturers and tentmakers to scramble to be the company to provide Mrs. Obama with [...]
Full StoryMichelle Likens Barry to Thomas Edison and 2nd Coming: He’s Brought Light Into the World!”
Greenwich, Connecticut – (SatireWorld.com) Michelle Obama in a fund raising speech at a $100,000 vegetarian buffet in Greenwich, Connecticut, where she hosted a horde of stay at home Hedge Fund Wives and Mistresses,(HFWMs) deified her husband as the next coming and the world’s savior, saying ‘he is the Light, and his word is the Way! [...]
Full Story“Obama Advance Team on ‘Secret Servicing’ Not So Secret Anymore” Bill Clinton Laments!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) A recent confrontation in Columbia between Obama’s Advance Team over the exchange rate for personal presidential services has revealed a long standing “perk’ instituted by former President and skirt chaser Bill Clinton.
Full StoryQueen Elizabeth Celebrates 60 Years on Throne: Claims She’s Not Constipated!
Buckingham Palace – (SatireWorld.com) Queen Elizabeth was entered into the Guinness Book of Records today after occupying the royal throne in Buckingham Palace for 60 years, claiming she’d die onnit!
Full StoryExtreme Makeover: Obama Urged to Run as White Capitalist Presbyterian with Hair in Run Up To Election!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Leaks emanating from behind closed doors of President Obama’s inner sanctum are pointing to a complete makeover for the President as recent polls indicate his popularity is so low even Democratic Congressman Henry “Bugger” Waxman could defeat him in his own party primary!
Full StoryNew Expose Book: Michelle ‘unhappy with White, Irish Catholics and Jewish Ballet Dancers in Chicago!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) A new insiders view into the Michele Obama White House reveals the First Lady was not happy with her position in Chicago, which she claims was ruled by ‘insular white, Irish Catholics,’ and didn’t want to move to Washington until Sheila Jackson Lee and Maxine Waters were able to rename her [...]
Full StoryRumours Swirl over Sexual Harassment Coverup in White House!
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) The Obama White House staff is scurrying to debunk rumours of harassment charges against the President that occurred within the past two years causing at least 3 attractive interns to be relocated to isolated outposts in the third world!
Full StoryBank Of America Cuts Obama WH Credit Line After Michelle Hits $15B Credit Limit!
New York City – (SatireWorld.com) Embattled Bank of America (press 3 for English) announced today it was cutting off Michelle Obama’s credit line after an appraiser wiped out $50B in equity on the value of the White House!
Full StoryHow Much Did Michelle Obama’s Vacation To Africa Cost?
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) How would you like an all expense paid personal vacation with your family to an exotic place like Africa. We’ll throw in a safari, 191 meals and first class accomodations too.
Full StoryOprah Winfrey and Michelle Obama Request Barack and Stedman Graham To Appear With Them On Jerry Springer Show
Chicago, IL – (SatireWorld.com) Oprah Winfrey, the woman who bought the presidential election for Barack Obama in 2008, has announced that she will appear with First Lady Michelle Obama on The Jerry Springer Show. She and Michelle have requested that Barack Obama and Stedman Graham (Oprah’s boyfriend and fiance for over twenty years) appear with [...]
Full StoryResidents’ disgust as Ambassdador Susman’s septic tank overflows
London - (SatireWorld.com) Torrents of fermenting crap have oozed into the local water table feeding Regent’s Park Boating Lake and Queen Mary’s Rose Garden a royal wetlands conservation trust warned this morning.
Full StoryS&P: Worse than Italy! Obama Hosts “Bungle-Bungle” Party at White House Pool!
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) Shortly after the S&P downgraded the US’s bond rating, Obama pushed back by reaffirming his confidence in Treasury Secretary Tim “the taxman” Geithner at yet another White House ‘Bungle-Bungle’ party featuring semi-nude interns, a former Miss Indonesia now working as a White House telemarketer, and a tele-conference with former IMF [...]
Full StoryBoogie-Woogie Nights: White House Sizzles,Economy Fizzles, Bam Does the ‘Electric Glide!’
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) On the day the US economy sunk to it’s lowest levels with a 512 point sell off on the Dow, a race riot in Milwaukee, and 4 teens shooting up a bus in Philadelphia with an automatic weapon in broad daylight, the Rose Garden came alive as the President celebrated [...]
Full StoryObama Slams Brits Again! Mushy Peas Linked to Distasteful Debt Ceiling Debate!
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) If sending Churchill’s bust back to England wasn’t enough of an insult, President Obama continued his back handed slaps to the Island Realm by tying the country’s signature dish of ‘Mushy Peas’ into his frustration at Congress’s unwillingness to agree to higher taxes and continued spending in a sophomoric rant [...]
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom- ‘The Country Boy’s Advice Column’
SatireWorld.com Dear Throckmorton, Please, I hope you can help me. My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum and [...]
Full StoryFirst Lady And Family Head To South Africa For Yet Another Taxpayer Supported Vacation
Washington, DC-(SatireWorld.com) According to first lady Michelle Obama it’s do as I say, not what I do! Remember the Michelle campaign of healthy eating and proper food choices for Americans? How about the much touted White House Garden, the scene of a hundred photo-ops with a hoe-in-hand Michelle bravely tilling the soil in a righteous [...]
Full StoryE-Coli Outbreak Investigation Now Centers on Michelle’s Victory Garden!
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) Shortly after the Obamas’ European tour where the first lady bestowed presents of her home grown vegetables on the French, the Germans and the British, an outbreak of a deadly E-Coli virus spread rapidly through the continent leading investigators to now center their investigation on the White House Garden!
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