ArchivesTag : michelle obama

Michelle Obama’s “‘Twas No Hope Before Christmas”

WASHINGTON – (SatireWorld.com) First Lady Michelle Obama is feeling hopeless these days. Unless her husband is the president, Michelle believes there is no hope for America. She was proud of this once great nation while it footed the bill for her world travels. But now that her home girl Hillary has been sent packing, suddenly, […]

Full Story

Trump To Copyright First Lady

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) One of the premier traits of a entrepreneur is the ability to spot trends while they are undiscovered and be able to move fast in order to capture the market lead and then reap the financial windfall. Without saying, the past success of presidential candidate Donald J.Trump has been his […]

Full Story

Breakthrough Memory Implants Make it Possible to Forget Obama Was Ever President

LOS ANGELES – (satireworld.com) A scientific breakthrough has given tens of millions of conservatives a glimmer of hope – it may soon be possible to completely forget Barack Obama was ever elected President of the United States in the first place. This current reality, in which a community organizer has brought shame on the greatest […]

Full Story

Obama Gets Plastered Outside the White House

Washington DC-(satireworld.com) An anonymous White House source leaked the following story to the Washington Post about the day Pope Francis of the Roman Catholic Church was hosted by President Obama at the White House. The story can be found on page 65 (left side) of this Sunday’s newspaper Real Estate section.

Full Story

“We Told You that It Was Garbage……………..”

Seattle WA – (satireworld.com) The city of Seattle has intruded into the lives of its 670,000 residents. This warrantless snooping violates the 4th Amendment to the US Constitution. A mandatory city program allows the checking of individual trash containers to make sure residents are composting or recycling.

Full Story

DC Metro Female Butt Pincher Eludes Police

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) Female commuters riding the Washington DC Metro during morning and evening rush hours have been plagued by a “Butt Pincher” sneaking up behind these ladies and then disappearing into the crowded car or getting off the train. Metro Transportation Police have designated this person of interest as the “Shadow.”

Full Story

Obama to Receive an Award From a National Proctologist Organization

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) President Obama was to receive two awards, one from the National Association of Retired Proctologists (NARP) and the second from the National Association of Retired Gynecologists (NARG). The award presentations were to occur after Mr. Obama returned from his recent two day trip to Kenya and Ethiopia, but prior to his upcoming […]

Full Story

It’s Not Just Delivery …..It’s Obamacare Regulated Pizza!

Ann Arbor MI: (satireworld.com) Domino’s Pizza is being plagued by a section of ObamaCare which requires large chain restaurants to have signs in their shops showing the calorie content of all the ingredients contained in the purchased food item, e.g. pizza.

Full Story

College Graduates Grateful to Hear First Lady Bitch About Life of Luxury

TUSKEGEE, AL  – (satireworld.com) At a commencement speech over the weekend at Tuskegee University, this year’s college graduates had their dreams come true. They got to listen to Michelle Obama bitch about how hard life is for the rich and famous. The First Lady taught the students a valuable life lesson – that life doesn’t […]

Full Story

Oklahoma vs Illinois…A Comparision of Right versus the Corrupt

Illinois and Oklahoma : Look at these two states,it makes for an interesting contrast. The first part is about Illinois and the second part is about Oklahoma!

Full Story

Michelle Obama Wishes She Had Benefit of #DearMe Campaign During Youth

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) Michelle Obama today released the video she made for the #DearMe campaign, The campaign is an attempt for older people to reach today’s youth by passing on words of wisdom gained through life experiences. The videos are shot as if the older person was speaking directly to their younger self.

Full Story

Obama Continues to Blame Bush

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) Left wing Democrats have politicized the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) to a point where this organization will do or say anything to accuse the Republicans of a War on Women.

Full Story

The Dog Ate My Homework

First Lady Michelle Obama The White House Washington DC Dear Michelle: My name is Lucy Jones and I am 12 years old attending George Patton Middle school. Recently I was reprimanded by Mrs. Willis my mathematics teacher for not handing in my homework. I told her the dog ate it and she sent me to […]

Full Story

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #78

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

Full Story

Michelle Obama to Replace High Calorie Milk and Juices on School Lunches With Diet Water

The White House – (satireworld.com) Michelle Obama, the self appointed School Lunch Czarina, has made another change in what the children will be permitted to eat.  The First Lady has decided to replace the highly expensive and high calorie milk and/or fruit juice with diet water.

Full Story

After Flirting With Prez, Catfight Ensues Between Gwyneth and Michelle

HOLLYWOOD – (satireworld.com) The stars were out and in fine fashion for the lifestyles of the rich and famous fundraiser held at Gwyneth Paltrow’s humble abode last night. The takeaway from the festivities is an interesting mix of the silly, the absurd, the creepy, and the immature.

Full Story

Doctor Reveals Obama Daughters Received Female Circumcision

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) A former White House doctor revealed that his medical examinations of Natasha (Sasha) and Malia Obama showed that the girls had received female circumcision (sometimes referred to Female Genital Mutilation, or FGM, and Female Genital Cutting).  The procedure is almost exclusively used among Moslems/Muslims as a way to remove sexual pleasure […]

Full Story

Queen Michelle Tells Students to Fix School Lunch Program if They Don’t Like It

Chicago – (satireworld.com) During a recent interview on “Channel One,” the news and current affairs programming playing in classrooms across the country, Queen of the United States, Michelle Obama, told students that, “Change is hard. It tastes like crap and it’s not filling. In fact, change can many times taste like an inedible sawdust and […]

Full Story

Jersey shore middle schooler suspended for selling Taylor Ham Sandwiches to starving classmates!

Allenhurst, NJ – (satireworld,.com) An enterprising 8th grade student from Allenhurst, NJ made the news this week after being suspended from Oakhurst Grammar School for trying to help out a few of his friends that were starving thanks to Michelle Obama’s Draconian school lunch mandate.

Full Story

Democrats Scramble For New Rocks As Dismal Mid-Term Elections Approach

Condor, CA – (SatireWorld.com) The buying rush has officially began in parts of the US as hundreds of thousands of former Obama supporters rush out to buy new shelter for themselves and their families before the impending November mid-term elections.

Full Story

Report: 80% of Police Officers Overweight, Michelle O Gets to Work

Denver, CO – (satireworld.com) Fresh off her success at making the nation’s school lunch program a complete and utter failure, Michelle Obama has found her next muse for taking over more control of a segment of the American population.

Full Story

Jealous and Irate First Lady Michelle Obama Orders Secret Service Detail To Call Her “First MILF”

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) First Lady Michelle Obama reacted negatively to her husband’s presidential order making Nancy Pelosi a MILF. She has ordered the White House staff and her secret service detail to immediately begin calling her “First MILF.” The First Lady is often referred to in Secret Service radio chatter as “F.L.O.T.U.S.” (First Lady […]

Full Story

President Draws Analogy Between Mission in Iraq, Personal Schedule

Washington D.C. – (satireworld.com) President Obama today told the nation the latest mission to slow down terror group Islamic State in Iraq will mirror his own personal schedule as President. He said airstrikes would remain limited but the fight could go on for some time.

Full Story

Obama Issues Presidential Order Declaring Nancy Pelosi a MILF

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Barack Obama issued his latest presidential order only to have it met by laughter and derision from Republicans, Conservatives, and every straight male in the thinking world. Presidential order 6969FU states that “Due to her diligent service in government, her selfless dedication to the people of her Congressional District, to California, […]

Full Story

Obama Announces Plan to Take Two-and-a-Half Year Vacation

Washington D.C. – (satireworld.com) President Obama today revealed he has decided to embark on a two-and-a-half year long vacation, and return to his job one day before his second term expires – just to tie up any loose ends before leaving office.

Full Story

Obama downplays Ukraine Plane disaster: ONLY one American on board and he probably jumped!

Washington, DC – (satireworld.cop\m) Reacting to universal disgust over his nonchalant mention of the Malaysian plane shot down by Russian militants in the Ukraine before continuing with his partisan hate speech against conservatives in Delaware, President Obama down played the tragedy in the wake of his lack of concern by saying after “a few phone […]

Full Story

First Lady Wants to Hire Nuns to Discipline Unhealthy Shoppers

San Francisco – (satireworld.com) First Lady Michelle Obama has unveiled her latest plans for getting the nation to adopt her healthy eating guidelines and this one might hurt a bit.

Full Story

Former NY Mayor Bloomberg, Michelle Obama Fight Release of Upcoming Movie, ‘The Splurge’

New York City – (satitrewotrld.com) Warner Bros. studio has announced plans to make a new movie called ‘The Splurge’ after the success of ‘The Purge’ films. But not everyone is happy about the idea.

Full Story

Michelle Obama Denies ‘Blood Feud’ With Clintons: “We Only Played ‘Family Feud’ With Them”

Washington D.C. – (satireworld.com) After the release of the top-selling book by Ed Klein, “Blood Feud,” Michelle Obama has come forward to clear the air about reported animosity between America’s two royal families – The Obamas and the Clintons.

Full Story

After Suffering Exhaustion From Signing Executive Orders, President Needs Vacation

Washington D.C. – (satireworld.com) Next month, after a grueling schedule of signing executive orders, President Obama and his family will take a two week vacation to the dilapidated ruins of Martha’s Vineyard, Mass., for some much needed rest.

Full Story