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Recent spate of rapper shootings around the country prompts Obama to act ‘for the children’, Bans Bieber Recordings!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The president stated that the shootings threaten the future of the industry, the history of black culture in America, the reduction in the voting population, the Black Shopping Network, and the eradication of role models for our ghetto children who will grow up without a black rapper to worship.
Full StoryObama Moves to Implement ‘CyprusCare’ To Fund More Vacations!
The White House announced today they were investigating a new fund raising method to insure that the Presidential Vacation/Travel budget would not be affected by the Sequester imposed by the President!
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, Our teacher has been makin’ us look at all kinds of paintings and pictures and even brung us to an art museum. While we was there, we saw some really ugly stuff that don’t look like nothin’ real that was valued at tons of money.
Full StoryAnd the Award for Best Supporting Actress for Comedic Farce goes to……
Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) The nation was treated to an unprecedented event last night at the Academy Awards, an event boycotted by 49.8% of the country, who really couldn’t be arsed, when leading lady Moochelle Obama (FLOAT-US) was beamed in live from the White House to accept the newly created award!
Full StoryResearchers Learn Sally Hemings Was Really Mrs. Thomas Jefferson and First Black First Lady
Monticello, VA- (SatireWorld.com) Michelle Obama can no longer claim the title of being the first Black First Lady. Historical Researchers have uncovered documents that show Thomas Jefferson actually married his slave Sally Hemings, making her the first Black First Lady. Jefferson, a widower after the death of wife Martha Wayles (died in 1782), was the [...]
Full StoryMichelle Obama’s Official White House Portrait Unveiled
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) First Lady Michelle Obama has had a new official White House portrait completed. As this is now her husband Barack’s second term, and she is four years older than when the last official portrait was made, an updated one was needed.
Full StoryMichelle Obama Upset Because “We Been In Office Four Years And Ain’t Nobody Give Us The Crown Jewels Yet!”
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) First Lady Michelle Obama is upset at the Federal Government and believes that they have been holding out on her and her husband. After the Inaugural Ball yesterday, she screamed at reporters “We been in office four years now and ain’t nobody give us the crown jewels yet! Do them racists [...]
Full StoryMichelle ‘Wigging Out” to Appease White Liberals Called “Cornbread Mama” by Sharpton!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) In an apparent nod to white liberals who support, and mostly finance her husband’s Chicago Brand of Politics, Michelle Obama unveiled her new ‘Muffy from Marblehead” look for the private swearing in ceremony held in the White House on Sunday.
Full StoryMichelle Obama’s Steak and Lobster Tab Exceeds the GNP of Finland!
Washington, DC-(SatireWorld.com) According to first lady Michelle Obama it’s do as I say, not what I do! Remember the Michelle campaign of healthy eating and proper food choices for Americans? How about the much touted White House Garden, the scene of a hundred photo-ops with a hoe-in-hand Michelle bravely tilling the soil in a righteous [...]
Full StoryPARDON ME! Obama Staff Prepares Post Election Retirement Fundraiser List!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) There’s panic in the bunker as Michelle Obama is heading up a special ‘Financial Action Committee’ to ensure the first couple head off into retirement well oiled, well heeled,and well…quite rich!
Full StorySurgeons Perform First Successful G-Spot Transplant
Baltimore, MD – (SatireWorld.com) While transplants of the heart, kidneys, corneas, and other body parts have been successful for many years, doctors have just completed the first successful g-spot transplant.
Full StoryRomneys Volunteer To Be On Kiss-Cams After Michelle Snubs Presidential Hubby Barack
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) In the aftermath of Kiss-cam-Gate, Mitt Romney has volunteered to be filmed with his wife at all possible sporting events from now until the November elections.
Full StoryMichelle Obama: “Please Vote For My Husband!”
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) Dear American Taxpayer, For only the second time in my adult life, I am not ashamed of my country. I want to thank the hard working American people for paying $242 thousand dollars for my recent vacation in Spain. My daughter Sasha, several long-time family friends, my personal staff, Mom [...]
Full StoryEvolution of a Presidential Marriage: She Wants to Be Rihanna, He Yearns to be the Green Lantern!
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) AC-DC Comics is now taking credit for President Obama’s recent ‘spiritual evolution’ on Gay Marriage with a spokesman saying, “We told Barry about Adam Scott aka The Green Lantern coming out, and he told us, “I’m the Green President…I guess I better come out now too!”
Full StoryMichelle Plans Move to Broadway in Remake of ‘Audacity of Dope’ as “Jesus Christ, Super Fly!”
The first lady, Michelle Obama, she of world wide vacations and extravagant private date nights, told the panel on the “View” she has no desire or inclination to continue life in politics after her husband is voted out of office this coming November.
Full StoryWhite House Laundry Workers Admit Michelle Obama Never Wipes Her Ass
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) White House employees in the laundry room admitted that the cost of replacing the First Family underwear supply is so high because First Lady Michelle Obama refuses to wipe her ass. Laundry supervisor Elaine Hotchkiss said that “she thinks the Secret Service Agents or some white folks should do it [...]
Full StoryMichelle Likens Barry to Thomas Edison and 2nd Coming: He’s Brought Light Into the World!”
Greenwich, Connecticut – (SatireWorld.com) Michelle Obama in a fund raising speech at a $100,000 vegetarian buffet in Greenwich, Connecticut, where she hosted a horde of stay at home Hedge Fund Wives and Mistresses,(HFWMs) deified her husband as the next coming and the world’s savior, saying ‘he is the Light, and his word is the Way! [...]
Full Story“Obama Advance Team on ‘Secret Servicing’ Not So Secret Anymore” Bill Clinton Laments!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) A recent confrontation in Columbia between Obama’s Advance Team over the exchange rate for personal presidential services has revealed a long standing “perk’ instituted by former President and skirt chaser Bill Clinton.
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