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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom ‘The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I been reading about this new movie about a feller in France named Les who was miserable. I got a couple of uncles and a sister named Lester, and they want me to take ‘em to see this at the theatre.
Full StoryOther Directors Admit They Also Slept With Kristen Stewart And Knew About Her Father Issues
Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Recent allegations have surfaced that actress Kristen Stewart had an affair with the married director (Rupert Sanders, a man in his 40′s) of her film “Snow White and the Huntsman.” Several other directors of movies, both male and female, have also admitted to having sexual relations with the young starlet (22 [...]
Full StorySociologists Determine Barack Obama and the Liberal Media Define the Liberty Valance Principle
Hollywood,CA – (Satireworld.com) In the film “The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance,” Jimmy Stewart’s character is told “when the legend becomes fact, print the legend.” Sociologists have determined that the syndrome that currently afflicts the Liberal Media in relation to Barack Obama is not simply worship, adulation, or pandering, it is The Liberty Valance Principle.
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, The latest sign of the end of human civilization on this planet:
Full StoryCancellation of IMDb Daily Poll Causes Rioting, Hunger Strikes, Suicides
Las Cruces,NM – (SatireWorld.com) Late last week, the Internet Movie DataBase (IMDb) stopped placing their daily poll and daily quote/trivia on their homepage on the web. Instead, they told readers that these items could now be found on their Facebook page. Loss of the daily poll, which generally brought about 20,000 voters (world wide) to [...]
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I got this report due for school and I am supposed to write a book report on a famous book. Well, I went and watched Hunger Games at the theatre and wrote on that instead (cuz I knowed it come from a book). Apparently, I didn’t remember enough stuff right and [...]
Full StorySupreme Court Rules Forcing Men To Watch Chick Flicks Is Cruel and Unusual Punishment
Supreme Court-(SatireWorld.com) In a vote that followed gender lines (straight males and Obama appointed Lesbians in the majority, women in the minority), the Supreme Court voted 7 – 2 that forcing men to view female romantic movies (a.k.a. “chick flicks”) can be termed as “cruel and unusual punishment.” If the man is a straight and [...]
Full StoryWomen Admit That They Really Don’t Like Chick Flicks
HOllywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Women who agreed to tell the truth as part of a New Year’s Resolution have admitted that they really don’t like Chick Flicks. These romantic movies, often comedies starring Sandra Bullock or Julia Roberts, were thought to be highly popular among females. A survey of slightly inebriated women leaving parties after [...]
Full StoryClint Eastwood’s ‘Dirty Harry Potter’ Sets Box Office Record
San Francisco, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Claiming a ‘one last tme at bat,’ the 74 year old ‘Dirty’ Harry Potter has come out of retirement and is back on San Francisco’s police force as the city’s premier enforcer of street justice against punks. Famous for his one-liner…’Go Ahead..Make My Day You Hogwart Piece Of Shit,’ Dirty [...]
Full Story“Leave It To Beaver” Returns To Television And Theatres
Beaver Falls, MT – (SatireWorld.com) Due to the recent interest in the new movie “The Beaver,” Hollywood has decided to remake “Leave It To Beaver” as both a television series and as a motion picture. “The Beaver,” a film with Mel Gibson and Jodie Foster, has absolutely nothing to do with the television series and [...]
Full StoryActor Signed To Play Dick Cheney In New Hollywood Biopic
Universal Studios, CA-(SatireWorld.com) A new film under production in Hollywood about the life of former United States Vice President Dick Cheney has signed an actor for the leading role. Under contract to star in another Warner Brothers film is screen legend Elmer Fudd. From a press room at the studio, he was very happy to [...]
Full StoryJapanese Director In Hiding After Massive ‘Godzilla’ Movie Special Effect Goes Awry
Tokyo, Japan-(SatireWorld.com) Director Aeika Hoshimuro is in hiding after a special effects squence suddenly went awry during the filming of ‘Godzilla 22′ off the coast of northern Japan on Friday. According to eyewitnesses, the 700 million ton uranium powered Godzilla model suddenly burst from the ocean causing an earthquake which resulted in a vast tsunami, [...]
Full StoryWill Smith and Jay-Z To Remake “Annie” As Ghetto Little Orphan Annie Version
Los Angeles, CA-(satireworld.com) Actor Will Smith and Rapper Jay-Z are teaming up to produce a remake of the successful stage and film version of the story of comic strip character “Little Orphan Annie.” The original film, “Annie,” was released in 1982 and a made for television remake was presented in 1999.
Full StoryRob Pattinson Signs Twilight III Deal….Kristen Stewart Fired!
Hollywood, CA-(SatireWorld.com) Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattison planned to film their next feature film in Afghanistan. ‘Tales of the Taliban Vampires’ is expected to be released in 2011. In alignment with past vampire genre movies that have made Rob and Kristen rich and famous, producer Chris Rampage has announced the production start of his latest [...]
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