ArchivesTag : MSNBC

Antarctica Ice Berg Breakoff Spells Climate Change For California

Los Angeles, CA – (SatireWorld.com) A massive iceberg which broke off from Antarctica’s Larsen Shelf today could spell disaster for Los Angeles if it floats too far north from the Antarctic continent.

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Harvard Study Shows Mainstream Media Caters To Low IQ Liberals

Boston, MA – (satireworld.com) Researchers at the prestigious Harvard School of Media Affairs published a jaw-dropping study showing proof-positive results on what makes a person’s mind think in liberal political terms and the influence of ‘Fake News’ from sources like ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, MSNBC, Time Magazine, and of course, the Wall Street Journal .

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MSNBC’s Chris Matthews Blames ‘Lack of Straight Lines’ For Amtrak Crash

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) In two separate segments on his May 13 Softballs With Chris Matthews program, MSNBC anchor Chris Matthews blamed “curves” on the Amtrak passenger rail route for Tuesday night’s train crash.

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Latest Nielsen Ratings Show All Viewership For CNN, MSNBC Are ‘Accidents’

ATLANTA – (satireworld.com) The latest Nielsen ratings numbers are in and they reveal what many have long suspected – that every counted viewer of CNN and MSNBC was an accident. TV viewers have known for some time that there is not a single show on either network worth watching, but the latest data proves it.

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MSNBC Hosts Think Race Hustling Should be Tax-Free Activity

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) Less than a week after most everyday Americans were fretting over filing and/or paying their taxes on time, four hosts on the little-watched news channel MSNBC were revealed to be tax delinquents. It appears the hosts feel comfortable skipping paying their taxes, knowing the Obama Justice Department will never prosecute […]

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Hillary Takes Sniper Fire Upon Arriving in Iowa

DES MOINES, IA – (satireworld.com) Too busy investigating the hard news of Hillary Clinton’s road trip to Iowa, like who made her burrito bowl at the Chipotle in Ohio, reporters missed possibly the biggest story of her first pandering trip to the Hawkeye State. Upon arriving in Iowa and getting out of the Scooby Urban […]

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NBC News Anchor Brian Williams Possibly Moving to MSNBC

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) Perhaps the biggest fraud in a string of NBC News frauds is the latest revelation that veteran news anchor Brian Williams is an admitted liar and lied about a non-existent war incident for over 12 years until it was discovered and the network had to apologize.

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Hillary Tops Gallup’s ‘Most Admired Woman In the World’ Among Dumbasses

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) In a Gallup poll of mostly MSNBC employees, Hillary Clinton was voted “Most Admired Woman in the World” and President Obama was voted “Most Admired Man in the World.” In an example of how screwed up the poll was, Gallup said Barack Obama was voted “Most Admired Man in the […]

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2014 “Douchebag of the Year” Award Winners Announced

NEW YORK CITY  – (satireworld.com) This year’s winners of the “Douchebag of the Year” Award were revealed last night, and the results were quite shocking to the elitist crowd in attendance. Many thought this was Speaker of the House John Boehner’s year, after coming so close last year. Others thought it would be Ben Affleck, […]

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Global Warming Sues NYT Reporter for Slander

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) On an appearance on MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough hosted show, Morning Joe, New York Times reporter Nick Confessore told Scarborough that neither ISIS nor radical Islam are the greatest existential threat America faces. His pick for the greatest threat? Global Warming.

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Democrats Scramble For New Rocks As Dismal Mid-Term Elections Approach

Condor, CA – (SatireWorld.com) The buying rush has officially began in parts of the US as hundreds of thousands of former Obama supporters rush out to buy new shelter for themselves and their families before the impending November mid-term elections.

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Church Lobby Looted While Sharpton Speaks at Brown Memorial Service

St Louis, MO – (satireworld.com) Mourners packed the Friendly Temple Missionary Baptist Church today to say farewell to Michael Brown, the unarmed man shot to death during an altercation with a white cop several weeks ago.

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Obama calls visions of headless patrons in Mosul’s ISIS topless bar ‘troubling!”

9th Hole Somewhere – (satireworld.com) SW caught up with President Obama at the turn during his ‘pre-birthday’ golf tournament where he was sipping on an Arnold Palmer to axe him about the disturbing images of mass execution and decapitations occurring along the route ISIS terrorists are taking as they occupy almost one third of Iraq.

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MSNBC’s Chris Matthews Volunteers as Tribute for Any Obama Impeachment

New York City – (satireworld.com) As the “I” word starts to gain traction in the national media for President Obama, Chris Matthews broke down on air today and offered himself up as tribute as a preemptive hit against any possible future impeachment attempts toward the President.

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MSNBC’s Chris Hayes Looks Like An Idiot After Gun Challenge Aimed At NRA

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) On May 22 MSNBC’s Chris Hayes expressed amazement that he has heard no response from the NRA to a smart gun “truce” offered them on May 5 by a New Jersey State senator who is at the forefront of anti-gun activity in her state.

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Jessica Simpson To Join FOX News

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) Fox News announced its summer news lineup and a surprising new co-anchor is being added to the O’Reilly Factor normally broadcast during viewing prime time. The addition of a new and fresh face to the highly viewed Bill O’Reilly show was a surprise to most loyal viewers, but the […]

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MSNBC Fires Writer For Not Putting Political Slant on News Story

MSNBC Studios, NY – (satireworld.com) Melvin Mitsoe was asked to clean out his desk today at MSNBC. His boss then did the embarrassing job of looking through the cardboard box to make sure that Melvin wasn’t taking home anything that didn’t belong to him. The young reporter, who graduated with honors from the University of […]

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MSNBC Host Enters Rehab for ‘Tingles’, Slobbering Affection for President

Palm Springs, CA – (satireworldf.com) After nearly six years of denial, MSNBC talk show host Chris Matthews, has finally checked himself into rehab due to the “tingles” he experiences whenever he sees, hears or meets President Barack Obama. Matthews has been afflicted with the condition, an extremely rare condition involving a sensation he feels up […]

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MSNBC Announces Date for Sixth Annual “Take Your Barack Obama Blow Up Sex Doll to Work Day”

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) The MSNBC broadcast network has announced that Friday, May 2nd, will be their sixth annual “Take Your Barack Obama Blow Up Sex Doll to Work Day.” Network employee Chris “Tingles” Matthews said “While many companies hold a “Take Your Daughter to Work Day” or “Take Your Child to Work […]

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Al Sharpton calls on Congressional Black Caucus after learning White Russians take over Black Sea!

MSNBC- New York (satireworld.com) Al Sharpton took to the airwaves from his low rated TV show ” The N Word Tonight” to rail against reports that a racist group of White Russians have marched into Crimea and taken over the Black Sea!

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More ‘Un-Truthful Reporting’ From ABC’s Diane Sawyer on Gun Control Statistics

New York, NY – via Breitbart During a January 27 ABC News segment titled “Young Guns,” Diane Sawyer claimed, “Every hour, a child is rushed to an emergency room because of gunshots.” Co-anchor David Muir took it even further and claimed that “453 of those children die at the hospital.”

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Obama State of Union Speech Flops…Lowest Audience Since 1977

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) President Obama’s Tuesday State of the Union address had the fewest viewers of any State of the Union speech since 1977 and did nothing to boost his flagging approval ratings.

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Union Bosses Pay MSNBCs Ed Schultz Mega-Bucks To Say Nice Things About Unions!

. New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Liberal MSNBC, radio host, and part-time caveman, Ed Schultz was paid approximately $177,000 by labor unions in 2012, Truth Revolt reported, citing data available on the Department of Labor’s website.

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MSNBC’s ‘Up Late With Alec Baldwin Show’ Fails Miserably

New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Alec Baldwin’s premiere of his new MSNBC interview show, ‘Up Late With Alec Baldwin’ logged an average of 654,000 viewers on Friday–up 53% compared to the timeslot’s take one week earlier.

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MSNBC Reports – Obama Attacks Syria!

New York,NY – (SatireWorld.com) MSNBC reports the first salvo of cruise missles have been fired toward Syria in the opening round of reprisals for last week’s suspected chemical attack against the civilians. The Obama Administration has placed the blame on the Assad regime in Damascus. The limited engagement or as some are calling a ‘Shake […]

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MSNBC Reports….’France Surrenders To Syria!’

Paris, France- (SatireWorld.com) Not waiting for shots to be fired in their direction while the US bombs Syria over poison gas usage against its own civilians, the French government officially hoisted a gigantic white flag over Paris this morning signaling their intent to capitulate to Syrian demands made by Syrian President Assad as he symbolically […]

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MSNBC Announces ‘Topless Tuesdays’ In Ratings Boost Effort

New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) BrianWilliams without a shirt? Rachel Maddow topless? Andrea Mitchell with gravity-defying super-glued boobs? In an effort to preserve your gastro-intestinal equilibrium we’ll go easy and not post photos, but starting this Tuesday night, leading cable news loser MSNBC will have topless hosts and commentators on their live view shows starting […]

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MSNBC Claims: ‘Hillary Was Ready To Step In and Help Eliminate Osama Bin Laden By Herself’

The State Department – (SatireWorld.com) Riding high on the Administration’s glory over the elimination of al Qeada’s top man, Osama Bin Laden, cable news MSNBC is the latest media outlet to again spike the football and give partial credit to Hillary Clinton for the killing of Bin Laden, hoping to improve her soiled reputation over […]

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MSNBC’s Own RINO… Meagan McCain Threatens to Quit Republican Party After Twinkies Plant Closing Blamed on GOP!

Muffinville, AZ – (SatireWorld.com) Pampered snot-bag and full time RINO, Meagan McCain threatened to cutoff all affiliation with the Republican Party after talks with fellow MSNBC staffers squarely placed the blame for Hostess Brands to shutter its doors on Republicans in the wake of union unrest.

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MSNBC…FBI Detains Second ‘Person-of-Interest’ in Boston Bombings

MSNBC News- Sources close to the investigation say a second ‘person-of-interest’ has been detained and questioned. The male, who appears to be a 50-something year old, was stopped several blocks from the crime scene. He was acting suspiciously according to special agent Brent Halliday of the Boston FBI office.

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