ArchivesTag : MSNBC

Al Sharpton calls on Congressional Black Caucus after learning White Russians take over Black Sea!

MSNBC- New York (satireworld.com) Al Sharpton took to the airwaves from his low rated TV show ” The N Word Tonight” to rail against reports that a racist group of White Russians have marched into Crimea and taken over the Black Sea!

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More ‘Un-Truthful Reporting’ From ABC’s Diane Sawyer on Gun Control Statistics

New York, NY – via Breitbart During a January 27 ABC News segment titled “Young Guns,” Diane Sawyer claimed, “Every hour, a child is rushed to an emergency room because of gunshots.” Co-anchor David Muir took it even further and claimed that “453 of those children die at the hospital.”

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Obama State of Union Speech Flops…Lowest Audience Since 1977

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) President Obama’s Tuesday State of the Union address had the fewest viewers of any State of the Union speech since 1977 and did nothing to boost his flagging approval ratings.

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Union Bosses Pay MSNBCs Ed Schultz Mega-Bucks To Say Nice Things About Unions!

. New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Liberal MSNBC, radio host, and part-time caveman, Ed Schultz was paid approximately $177,000 by labor unions in 2012, Truth Revolt reported, citing data available on the Department of Labor’s website.

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MSNBC’s ‘Up Late With Alec Baldwin Show’ Fails Miserably

New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Alec Baldwin’s premiere of his new MSNBC interview show, ‘Up Late With Alec Baldwin’ logged an average of 654,000 viewers on Friday–up 53% compared to the timeslot’s take one week earlier.

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MSNBC Reports – Obama Attacks Syria!

New York,NY – (SatireWorld.com) MSNBC reports the first salvo of cruise missles have been fired toward Syria in the opening round of reprisals for last week’s suspected chemical attack against the civilians. The Obama Administration has placed the blame on the Assad regime in Damascus. The limited engagement or as some are calling a ‘Shake […]

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MSNBC Reports….’France Surrenders To Syria!’

Paris, France- (SatireWorld.com) Not waiting for shots to be fired in their direction while the US bombs Syria over poison gas usage against its own civilians, the French government officially hoisted a gigantic white flag over Paris this morning signaling their intent to capitulate to Syrian demands made by Syrian President Assad as he symbolically […]

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MSNBC Announces ‘Topless Tuesdays’ In Ratings Boost Effort

New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) BrianWilliams without a shirt? Rachel Maddow topless? Andrea Mitchell with gravity-defying super-glued boobs? In an effort to preserve your gastro-intestinal equilibrium we’ll go easy and not post photos, but starting this Tuesday night, leading cable news loser MSNBC will have topless hosts and commentators on their live view shows starting […]

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MSNBC Claims: ‘Hillary Was Ready To Step In and Help Eliminate Osama Bin Laden By Herself’

The State Department – (SatireWorld.com) Riding high on the Administration’s glory over the elimination of al Qeada’s top man, Osama Bin Laden, cable news MSNBC is the latest media outlet to again spike the football and give partial credit to Hillary Clinton for the killing of Bin Laden, hoping to improve her soiled reputation over […]

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MSNBC’s Own RINO… Meagan McCain Threatens to Quit Republican Party After Twinkies Plant Closing Blamed on GOP!

Muffinville, AZ – (SatireWorld.com) Pampered snot-bag and full time RINO, Meagan McCain threatened to cutoff all affiliation with the Republican Party after talks with fellow MSNBC staffers squarely placed the blame for Hostess Brands to shutter its doors on Republicans in the wake of union unrest.

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MSNBC…FBI Detains Second ‘Person-of-Interest’ in Boston Bombings

MSNBC News- Sources close to the investigation say a second ‘person-of-interest’ has been detained and questioned. The male, who appears to be a 50-something year old, was stopped several blocks from the crime scene. He was acting suspiciously according to special agent Brent Halliday of the Boston FBI office.

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MSNBC – ‘It’s Just Common Sense Legislation- Ban Pressure Cookers Now’

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) The two bombs that killed three people and injured at least 176 at the Boston Marathon on Monday were made from six-liter pressure cookers crammed with shards of metal, nails and ball bearings and stashed in black backpacks, police sources revealed today.

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Poll: 46% of Americans Believe the Main Stream Media CNN,CBS,ABC,NBC,MSNBC Is Biased and Leans Toward Obama

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) A strong plurality of voters believe economic conditions in the United States are getting worse, not better, according to a new poll for The Hill and believe the $85 billion package of cuts known as the sequester will only make things worse.

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Meagan McCain Threatens to Leave Republican Party Over Twinkies Plant Closing

Muffinville, AZ – (SatireWorld.com) Pampered snot-bag and full time RINO, Meagan McCain threatened to cutoff all affiliation with the Republican Party after talks with fellow MSNBC staffers squarely placed the blame for Hostess Brands to shutter its doors on Republicans in the wake of union unrest.

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NBC Networks Announce Democratic National Convention Will Get More Coverage Than Summer Olympics

Charlotte, NC – (SatireWorld.com) The networks of NBC have announced the the Democratic National Convention will get around the clock coverage from NBC and it’s sister television stations. The convention, scheduled from September 4th thru 6th, will be the “premier news event of the fall” (according to Network Spokesman Keith Olbermann).

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‘Young Turks’ Progressive Cenk Uygur Canned From MSNBC For Being A Bunghole

MSNBC Studios – (SatireWorld.com) Progressive and full time nitwit, the Young Turks founder Cenk Uygur came into work at radio MSNBC expecting to start his daily job as anchor, but instead found his clothes, lunch box, and camel porno collection in a pile by the back door. Serving as primetime anchor for less than six […]

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Hanoi Jane Fonda Wins Poll As “America’s Favorite Traitor”

Backstabbing Institute of America-(SatireWorld.com) Jane Fonda, long called Hanoi Jane by anyone who actually remembers the 60’s in anything other than a drugged out haze, has been voted the top American Traitor in an independent news poll. The results of the poll, which will air on a new reality series to be titled “Sell Out,” […]

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MSNBC’s Sainthood Nomination For Obama Stalled At The Vatican

Vatican City-(SatireWorld.com) Monsignor Alda Frattelli has responded to cable new’s MSNBC claims that the proposed 'Sainthood' for American president, Barack Obama, has been tabled for now and his Holiness will review it in about ten or twenty years.

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Olbermann Fired at MSNBC Over False Paternity Claims & Fraudulent Maternity Leave!

CNBC Studios-(satireworld.com) There was shock and awe in the dwindling ranks of Keith Olbermann fans as he was unceremoniously dumped by CNBC when it turned out he had lied about his pregnancy, and further fleeced the network by taking Maternity Leave at full Pay! Commenting on the shocking news, Dr.Phil, while appearing on Oprah, said […]

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