ArchivesTag : MSNBC

MSNBC – ‘It’s Just Common Sense Legislation- Ban Pressure Cookers Now’

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) The two bombs that killed three people and injured at least 176 at the Boston Marathon on Monday were made from six-liter pressure cookers crammed with shards of metal, nails and ball bearings and stashed in black backpacks, police sources revealed today.

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Poll: 46% of Americans Believe the Main Stream Media CNN,CBS,ABC,NBC,MSNBC Is Biased and Leans Toward Obama

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) A strong plurality of voters believe economic conditions in the United States are getting worse, not better, according to a new poll for The Hill and believe the $85 billion package of cuts known as the sequester will only make things worse.

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Meagan McCain Threatens to Leave Republican Party Over Twinkies Plant Closing

Muffinville, AZ – (SatireWorld.com) Pampered snot-bag and full time RINO, Meagan McCain threatened to cutoff all affiliation with the Republican Party after talks with fellow MSNBC staffers squarely placed the blame for Hostess Brands to shutter its doors on Republicans in the wake of union unrest.

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NBC Networks Announce Democratic National Convention Will Get More Coverage Than Summer Olympics

Charlotte, NC – (SatireWorld.com) The networks of NBC have announced the the Democratic National Convention will get around the clock coverage from NBC and it’s sister television stations. The convention, scheduled from September 4th thru 6th, will be the “premier news event of the fall” (according to Network Spokesman Keith Olbermann).

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‘Young Turks’ Progressive Cenk Uygur Canned From MSNBC For Being A Bunghole

MSNBC Studios – (SatireWorld.com) Progressive and full time nitwit, the Young Turks founder Cenk Uygur came into work at radio MSNBC expecting to start his daily job as anchor, but instead found his clothes, lunch box, and camel porno collection in a pile by the back door. Serving as primetime anchor for less than six […]

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Hanoi Jane Fonda Wins Poll As “America’s Favorite Traitor”

Backstabbing Institute of America-(SatireWorld.com) Jane Fonda, long called Hanoi Jane by anyone who actually remembers the 60’s in anything other than a drugged out haze, has been voted the top American Traitor in an independent news poll. The results of the poll, which will air on a new reality series to be titled “Sell Out,” […]

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MSNBC’s Sainthood Nomination For Obama Stalled At The Vatican

Vatican City-(SatireWorld.com) Monsignor Alda Frattelli has responded to cable new’s MSNBC claims that the proposed 'Sainthood' for American president, Barack Obama, has been tabled for now and his Holiness will review it in about ten or twenty years.

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Olbermann Fired at MSNBC Over False Paternity Claims & Fraudulent Maternity Leave!

CNBC Studios-(satireworld.com) There was shock and awe in the dwindling ranks of Keith Olbermann fans as he was unceremoniously dumped by CNBC when it turned out he had lied about his pregnancy, and further fleeced the network by taking Maternity Leave at full Pay! Commenting on the shocking news, Dr.Phil, while appearing on Oprah, said […]

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