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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I heard these people using this expression “well I’ll be dipped in s–t.”
Full StoryBoston Designates Friday “Throw A Paper Airplane At A Mosque” Day
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) In remembrance of the people killed and injured and in memory of all of the pain, anguish, and suffering caused by the recent Boston Marathon bombing incident, city officials have designated this Friday as “Throw a Paper Airplane at a Mosque Day.” The event, which is designed to help the people [...]
Full StoryBomber Brother Big Obama Fan and Pot Head…Got A ‘Thank You’ From Re-election Committee
Boston, MA According to friends and his Twitter account Bomb Brothers suspect and fugitive Dzhokhar Tsarnaev was just a “normal pot head” who supported President Obama for re-election last November.
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear American Infidel Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I just heard another of your Satanic American songs. The singer said that he liked to go swimming with bowlegged women. The decadence continued when he sang that he liked it because he could swim between their legs.
Full StorySurgeons Perform First Successful G-Spot Transplant
Baltimore, MD – (SatireWorld.com) While transplants of the heart, kidneys, corneas, and other body parts have been successful for many years, doctors have just completed the first successful g-spot transplant.
Full StoryReverend Farrakhan Claims “Spirit of St. Louis” Was Named After His Ghost Before His Birth
Chicago, IL – (SatireWorld.com) The Reverend Louis Farrakhan, leader of the mostly African-American religious movement called “The Nation of Islam,” is claiming that Charles Lindbergh’s plane “The Spirit of St. Louis” was actually named after him. The airplane, which Lindbergh flew on the first solo, non-stop flight from North America to Europe (New York to [...]
Full Story5,000 Moslems in England To Move To Falkland Islands
London (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Slightly over 5000 British Moslems, most of whom were born in the Middle East, have announced plans to relocate to the Falkland Islands. As the current population of the Falklands is less than 3200, this will give the area a new look and a new majority culture.
Full StoryFlags At Half Mast In Middle East Following Whitney Houston’s Death
Tehran, Iran – (SatireWorld.com) For the first time in recorded history, the Moslem nations of the middle east (which is basically everybody but Israel) have all lowered their flags to half mast at the death of a woman. Even more surprising is that this is an American woman and a black woman and an entertainer! [...]
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom’s ‘The Country Boy Advice Column’(Sunday Edition)
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I understand that you are making up lists of ways we can protest against them Middle Eastern folks on the 10th anniversary of 9/11. I got me an idear too! Have you heard of “take your daughter to work day?” How about we do a “take a pig to work day.” [...]
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom’s ‘The Country Boy Advice Column’(Saturday Edition)
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I’ve heard tell lots of idears to get even with them moslem raghead sheep fuckin’ cowards who caused the 9-11 stuff. Here’s my idea (and please tell me what you think of it). We get all the Governors in this country (cuz we know the President and them pussies in Congress [...]
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom’s ‘The Country Boy Advice Column’(Monday Edition)
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, We’re coming up on the tenth anniversary of the day them ragheads drove our airplanes into them Twin Towers and crashed one into the Pentagon and another into a field. Lots of good people died that day in the planes, in the buildings, and trying to rescue folks. Is there anything [...]
Full StoryExperts Reveal Egyptians Rioting Due To Shortage of Snuggies
Nursing student Benezir Ali Gupta’s knock-off cellophane Snuggie caused a stir on Cairo streets just before the crowds stoned her to death. Cairo, Egypt-(satireworld.com) Expert analysts within the United Nations and the State Department have revealed that the recent unrest in Egypt and other parts of the Middle East is due to a massive shortage [...]
Full StoryGhost of Saddam Hussein Admits Truth About His 72 Virgins In Seance
Beauford,KY-(satireworld.com) Dolores, Mistress of the Ethereal admitted from her Palm Reading, Tanning Salon, and Bikini Wax studio in Beauford, Kentucky that she had been in contact with the spirit of the late Saddam Hussein. Dolores Shumway said that she had called up his spirit to learn the truth about his virgins for a couple of [...]
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