ArchivesTag : muslims

‘Was She Intoxicated?’ Hillary Stumbles and Loses Shoe at 9-11 Memorial

New York City, NY (satireworld.com) Hillary Clinton had a “stumble episode” that required her to leave a 9/11 commemoration ceremony early, a law enforcement source who witnessed the event told SatireWorld.com.

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Why the DNC’s Favorite Muslim Is A Hypocritical Self-serving Jackass

PAUL BEDARD Via: Washington Examiner The father of a Muslim-American soldier killed in Iraq who is caught up in a war of words with Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump is an immigration lawyer who specializes in a highly controversial program accused of letting immigrants buy their way into the U.S.

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Satireworld’s…PHOTO OF THE DAY!

Satireworld presents………Truth in photos for your viewing pleasures

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President Unveils Muslim Protection Program: ObamaCAIR

WASHINGTON – (satireworld.com) Following his “Please Pardon the Muslims” speech last week, in which Mr. Obama vowed not to change a thing in his imaginary war with ISIS, the president announced his latest, government-mandated program. In conjunction with the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR), Obama, using his favorite tools, his pen and his phone, has […]

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Josh Earnest Says ‘White House Hasn’t Discounted Using Nukes To Combat ISIS’

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) In the wake of a surprise announcement from the White House over the re-deployment of 450 US troops to Anbar Province in Iraq, Press Secretary Josh Earnest was quoted as saying the President has finally come up with a strategy to combat ISIS which includes using B-52 bombers and strategic nuclear […]

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Young Brits Now Claiming That British Sharia Law…’Not All That Bad After All’

London, England – (satireworld.com) British Security Forces went to Defcon security level 11 for the first time since the war in the Falklands, as thousands of Muslim protestors kneeled and prayed on the steps of Parliment in order to force the government to institute more demands for England’s swelling muslim population .

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Obama Insists Islam “Woven Into the Fabric of USA Since Founding”

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) While rambling on and on this week from his make-believe terrorism summit, which was more like a fantasy draft camp for the Al Sharpton’s of the Islamic religion in America, President Obama reminded all of us of the importance that Islam played in the founding of our country. If he would […]

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President Suffering From Vertigo Due to Constant Spinning About Religion

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) President Obama was admitted to a DC area hospital today after complaining to aides of dizziness. After an initial examination, doctors determined the President was suffering from vertigo, due to his constant spinning on religion lately. The vertigo was the worst during and just after the President’s remarks today at the […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents True Facts……..according to Nopes! #138

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents True Facts

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DOJ Considering Banning Parking Lots After Chapel Hill Shootings

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) In the aftermath of the horrible shooting deaths of three Muslims by a crazed gunman in Chapel Hill, North Carolina, Attorney General Eric Holder said his agency is considering banning all parking lots nationwide in order to curb this type of violence in the future. Police reports indicate the shooting took […]

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Holy Jihad Comics Takes Islamic Terrorists On A Joy Ride Of Stupidity

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) The popular series of the The Holy Jihad Comic Books have broken publication records that once spanned four decades. With the introduction of ‘Burka Madness’ and the second edition, ‘Infidels Invade the 7-11’, a second and third work shift of printers had to be hired in order to keep up […]

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Muslims March in Paris in “Hands Up, Don’t Draw” Protests

PARIS – (satireworld.com) Thousands of Muslims joined in protests today in Paris to show solidarity against the main threat to their existence – cartoon sketch artists. Poverty, crime, and feeling  ostracized by their community are all serious problems that face the Muslim community, but no one is more feared than the sinister artists of crudely-sketched […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #84

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Afghanistan’s First Gay Pride Day Falls Flat With Quiet Kabul Crowds

Kabul, Afghanistan-(SatireWorld.com) A gay activist group from San Francisco’s Mission District organized a recent ‘Kiss-in’ and ‘Gay Pride Day Parade in downtown Kabul to protest the repeated efforts by the Taliban to ban homosexuality. Over 7,503 brave, gay activists boarded buses, jeeps, and trucks and drove the 350 miles from the Pakistan town of Ceanzi […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #26

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Harold Worth Reporting From the World Cup: “Brazilian Sheep Ranches Hire Security Guards to Protect Flocks from Football Players”

Brazil – World Cup – (satireworld.com) As part of Satireworld’s desire to be international and cover news all around the globe, I am currently working in Brazil to cover the World Cup. This is, other than the Olympics, the most viewed sports tournament on Planet Earth! Instead of giving you “blow by blow” actions of […]

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Muslims Denounce New Bacon-Infused Ammunition But Still Support Sharia Beheadings

Manassas, VA – (satireworld.com) You’ve probably already heard about the bizarre, cowardly slaughter of an off-duty British soldier in broad daylight on a busy street in London in May 2013 by two Islamic buttwipes with visions of 72 virgins in his demented head.

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Even Wife’s Cell Phone Number Written On A Men’s Room Wall Doesn’t Deter ‘The Word’s Happiest Muslim!’

Tehran, Iran – (satireworld.com) Happy' Ali Mohammed is without a doubt the 'Happiest Man in the World!' He's earned this distinctive title by never frowning, never being angry, and always having an upbeat and positive attitude about all things in life.

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IRS Plays Favorites With Terror-Tied, Democrat-backed CAIR

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Misfeasance would be a good choice of words. While the IRS was hassling any nonprofit group with the word “patriot” in its name, it was rubberstamping exemptions for “Islamic” groups, even organizations that violate disclosure laws.

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2014 Miss World Contest Gives Up Bikini Parade To Please Islamic Sensitivities

Bali -(SatireWorld.com) Contestants at this year’s Miss World beauty pageant will not wear bikinis in the parade in a bid to avoid causing offence in Muslim-majority Indonesia, organisers confirmed Wednesday.

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Ever Wonder Why Muslims Aren’t Happy?

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslims, and the terrorists that some are so quick to embrace, don’t appear to be happy. Why is it they always seem to want to hurry themselves along in commiting suicide even at relatively young ages.

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Now Brits Afraid To Fly Own Flag!

Radstock (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) A local council in the U.K. just voted down the nation’s flag of St. George allegedly due to the fact that its link to the Crusades might offend the town’s 16 Muslim residents.

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TV’s ‘The Real Housewives Of Islamabad’ Premiers On US Cable Tonight

Islamisbad, Pakistan -(SatireWorld.com) Reality TV’s latest offering is sure to raise eyebrows and a few tempers as season one of The Real Housewives of Islamabad makes its way to the small screen. Shot on location in Pakistan’s capitol, Islamabad, the first of sixteen segments is set to begin final editing as soon as goat herding […]

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Crisis in Boston: Cops Run Short of Ammo & Donuts During Lockdown!

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) In the aftermath of the Bean Town Marathon Murder and Mayhem, followed by the Watertown Meltdown, the entire Boston area surrounding Copley square and the area which houses several of the nation’s most liberal bastions of education have ground to a halt due to a total lock down.

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When Asked About a 12 Year Old and An Adult Relationship, An Algerian TV Iman Justifies Pedophilia

Camel Dung, Algeria – (SatireWorld.com) Chems Eddine, a popular television imam in Algeria, had this to say when presented with the case of a 37-year-old man “in love” with a 12-year-old girl:

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Muslim Iman claims-“Women Who Don’t Wear Hajibs Are Asking To Be Raped”….Then He Gets Arrested For Chasing Hajib-less Woman with His Penis Out!

Malmo, Denmark – (SatireWorld.com) A 36-year-old Danish Iman is in a whole bunch of bad trouble because of a bizarre sex case, which will soon be dealt with in court in Malmö.

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F.D.A. Refuses To Allow Import of Breakfast Cereal “Dingleberry Nut Crunch” Into U.S.A.

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) The Food and Drug Administration issued a release saying that a new breakfast cereal from England, Dingleberry Nut Crunch, will not be allowed to be imported into or sold in the United States. The cereal, which has become a best seller in the British Isles, has a marketing campaign similar to […]

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Brit Muslim Mom Beats Son To Death Over Quran Lessons

London(UK)- (SatireWorld.com) On Monday, an English judge sentenced a woman he called a “devoted and loving muslim mother” to at least 17 years in prison for beating her son Yaseen to death after he failed to memorize passages from the Quran.

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British National Secret Revealed…’We Actually Love To Kiss Muslim’s Behinds!’

London, (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) At giant British automaker Bentley, a company chaplain was let go mere days before Christmas so he wouldn’t offend a minority of muslims who worked on the production line. Rev. Stanley Moore served the staid automaker for 25 years counseling workers for marriage problems, health, and deaths within their family. Today, […]

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Egyptian Cleric issues warning: ‘Seeing Women In Bikinis Will Cause Male Blindness’

Sharm el-Sheikh, Egypt – (SatireWorld.com) On a hill in Sharm el-Sheikh, not far from the famous beach resorts with their bikini-clad patrons, Islamist activist Ahmed Saber ponders the fate of revealing swimwear if his party comes to power. After spending weeks observing bikini wearing women on the beach through powerful binoculars, the cleric laments the […]

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