ArchivesTag : muslims
Now Brits Afraid To Fly Own Flag!
Radstock (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) A local council in the U.K. just voted down the nation’s flag of St. George allegedly due to the fact that its link to the Crusades might offend the town’s 16 Muslim residents.
Full StoryTV’s ‘The Real Housewives Of Islamabad’ Premiers On US Cable Tonight
Islamabad, Pakistan -(SatireWorld.com) Reality TV’s latest offering is sure to raise eyebrows and a few tempers as season one of The Real Housewives of Islamabad makes its way to the small screen. Shot on location in Pakistan’s capitol, Islamabad, the first of sixteen segments is set to begin final editing as soon as goat herding [...]
Full StoryCrisis in Boston: Cops Run Short of Ammo & Donuts During Lockdown!
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) In the aftermath of the Bean Town Marathon Murder and Mayhem, followed by the Watertown Meltdown, the entire Boston area surrounding Copley square and the area which houses several of the nation’s most liberal bastions of education have ground to a halt due to a total lock down.
Full StoryWhen Asked About a 12 Year Old and An Adult Relationship, An Algerian TV Iman Justifies Pedophilia
Camel Dung, Algeria – (SatireWorld.com) Chems Eddine, a popular television imam in Algeria, had this to say when presented with the case of a 37-year-old man “in love” with a 12-year-old girl:
Full StoryMuslim Iman claims-”Women Who Don’t Wear Hajibs Are Asking To Be Raped”….Then He Gets Arrested For Chasing Hajib-less Woman with His Penis Out!
Malmo, Denmark – (SatireWorld.com) A 36-year-old Danish Iman is in a whole bunch of bad trouble because of a bizarre sex case, which will soon be dealt with in court in Malmö.
Full StoryF.D.A. Refuses To Allow Import of Breakfast Cereal “Dingleberry Nut Crunch” Into U.S.A.
Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) The Food and Drug Administration issued a release saying that a new breakfast cereal from England, Dingleberry Nut Crunch, will not be allowed to be imported into or sold in the United States. The cereal, which has become a best seller in the British Isles, has a marketing campaign similar to [...]
Full StoryBrit Muslim Mom Beats Son To Death Over Quran Lessons
London(UK)- (SatireWorld.com) On Monday, an English judge sentenced a woman he called a “devoted and loving muslim mother” to at least 17 years in prison for beating her son Yaseen to death after he failed to memorize passages from the Quran.
Full StoryBritish National Secret Revealed…’We Actually Love To Kiss Muslim’s Behinds!’
London, (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) At giant British automaker Bentley, a company chaplain was let go mere days before Christmas so he wouldn’t offend a minority of muslims who worked on the production line. Rev. Stanley Moore served the staid automaker for 25 years counseling workers for marriage problems, health, and deaths within their family. Today, [...]
Full StoryEgyptian Cleric issues warning: ‘Seeing Women In Bikinis Will Cause Male Blindness’
Sharm el-Sheikh, Egypt – (SatireWorld.com) On a hill in Sharm el-Sheikh, not far from the famous beach resorts with their bikini-clad patrons, Islamist activist Ahmed Saber ponders the fate of revealing swimwear if his party comes to power. After spending weeks observing bikini wearing women on the beach through powerful binoculars, the cleric laments the [...]
Full StoryMysterious Indianapolis Explosion that Killed two Linked to Presidential Xbox!
Indianapolis, IN – (SatireWorld.com) UN Ambassador Susan Rice made the rounds of 5 Sunday talk shows to emphasize that the devastating explosion in Indiana that killed 2, destroyed 2 homes, blew up 18 others, left 27 uninhabitable and obliterated a “Marco Rubio in 2016″ campaign HQ was the result of ‘spontaneous combustion’ and not the [...]
Full StoryMuslims Expand Protests to Southeast US: Piggly Wiggly Forced To Close 600 Stores in 17 States…Hillary Clinton Apologizes
Baconville, SC – (SatireWorld.com) Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was forced to apologize to US Muslims everywhere regarding employee owned Grocery Chain Piggly Wiggly which has 600 stores in 17 states and features a ‘happy pig’ in it’s advertising and promotional literature, a fact the Secretary called “distasteful, racist, ignorant, intolerant, and an insult to [...]
Full StoryObama’s ‘Booma-Booma’ Party: Armed Drones for Italy and…TURKEY? WTF!
Washington, DC – (SAtireWorld.com) Flying under the radar as it were, SW has learned that President Obama has been secretly negotiating with both Italy AND Turkey to supply them with armed drones in order to expand his ‘Joy Stick Assassins” charged with whittling down his ‘kill list’ of supposed ‘Enemies of the State’ conceived and [...]
Full StoryIslamic Cleric Calls Upon The Faithful To Fast… Then Beat Their Wives
Barecelona, Spain – (SatireWorld.com) A Spanish Imam near Barcelona is under investigation after allegedly calling on the faithful to fast and then “discipline” errant wives using physical and psychological violence, police said on Tuesday.
Full StoryAfter 1400 Years of Inbreeding…It’s Time Someone Added Chlorine To The Gene Pool
(From an article by Brian Fischer) Nicolai Sennels is a Danish psychologist who has done extensive research into a little-known problem in the Muslim world…the disastrous results of Muslim inbreeding brought about by the marriage of first-cousins.
Full StoryBritain’s ‘Honor Killings’ Double As Immigrants Observe Sharia Law Over British Law
London (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) The British system of total inclusion and acceptance of any and all immigrants has resulted in Sharia Law undermining British Law. As proof, the number of women from Britain’s most Muslim ethnic communities stepping forward to report honor-related violence has more than doubled in the past three years alone,this is according [...]
Full StoryEU Diversity Edict Kills Primogeniture in UK: First Born Son Can Now be Queen!
The centuries old tradition of Primogeniture in Britain which determined that succession to the Crown went to the first born male over other siblings has been overturned due to concerns of the EU over ‘gender equality, diversity and religious freedom.’
Full StoryCondo Resident Stuart Juankerr In The Centre Of Islamic Controversy
Luton, England – (SatireWorld.com) Author and infamous self promoting know-it-all, Stuart Juankerr, found himself embroiled in yet another controversial subject. This time while attending his homeowner’s association meeting at his posh, upscale condominium outside London in Bedfordshire.
Full StoryImmigrant Loving Brits Becoming Familiar With Sharia Law And Love It!
London, England – (SatireWorld.com) Scotland Yard went to Security 11 for the first time since the war in the Falklands, as thousands of Muslim protestors kneeled and prayed on the steps of Parliment in order to force the government to institute more demands for England’s swelling muslim population .
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