ArchivesTag : muslims

Mysterious Indianapolis Explosion that Killed two Linked to Presidential Xbox!

Indianapolis, IN – (SatireWorld.com) UN Ambassador Susan Rice made the rounds of 5 Sunday talk shows to emphasize that the devastating explosion in Indiana that killed 2, destroyed 2 homes, blew up 18 others, left 27 uninhabitable and obliterated a “Marco Rubio in 2016” campaign HQ was the result of ‘spontaneous combustion’ and not the […]

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Muslims Expand Protests to Southeast US: Piggly Wiggly Forced To Close 600 Stores in 17 States…Hillary Clinton Apologizes

Baconville, SC – (SatireWorld.com) Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was forced to apologize to US Muslims everywhere regarding employee owned Grocery Chain Piggly Wiggly which has 600 stores in 17 states and features a ‘happy pig’ in it’s advertising and promotional literature, a fact the Secretary called “distasteful, racist, ignorant, intolerant, and an insult to […]

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Obama’s ‘Booma-Booma’ Party: Armed Drones for Italy and…TURKEY? WTF!

Washington, DC – (SAtireWorld.com) Flying under the radar as it were, SW has learned that President Obama has been secretly negotiating with both Italy AND Turkey to supply them with armed drones in order to expand his ‘Joy Stick Assassins” charged with whittling down his ‘kill list’ of supposed ‘Enemies of the State’ conceived and […]

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Islamic Cleric Calls Upon The Faithful To Fast… Then Beat Their Wives

Barecelona, Spain – (SatireWorld.com) A Spanish Imam near Barcelona is under investigation after allegedly calling on the faithful to fast and then “discipline” errant wives using physical and psychological violence, police said on Tuesday.

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After 1400 Years of Islamic Inbreeding…It’s Time Someone Added Chlorine To The Gene Pool

(From an article by Brian Fischer) Nicolai Sennels is a Danish psychologist who has done extensive research into a little-known problem in the Muslim world…the disastrous results of Muslim inbreeding brought about by the marriage of first-cousins.

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Britain’s ‘Honor Killings’ Double As Immigrants Observe Sharia Law Over British Law

London (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) The British system of total inclusion and acceptance of any and all immigrants has resulted in Sharia Law undermining British Law. As proof, the number of women from Britain’s most Muslim ethnic communities stepping forward to report honor-related violence has more than doubled in the past three years alone,this is according […]

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EU Diversity Edict Kills Primogeniture in UK: First Born Son Can Now be Queen!

The centuries old tradition of Primogeniture in Britain which determined that succession to the Crown went to the first born male over other siblings has been overturned due to concerns of the EU over ‘gender equality, diversity and religious freedom.’

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Condo Resident Stuart Juankerr In The Centre Of Islamic Controversy

Luton, England – (SatireWorld.com) Author and infamous self promoting know-it-all, Stuart Juankerr, found himself embroiled in yet another controversial subject. This time while attending his homeowner’s association meeting at his posh, upscale condominium outside London in Bedfordshire.

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Immigrant Loving Brits Becoming Familiar With Sharia Law And Love It!

London, England – (SatireWorld.com) Scotland Yard went to Security 11 for the first time since the war in the Falklands, as thousands of Muslim protestors kneeled and prayed on the steps of Parliment in order to force the government to institute more demands for England’s swelling muslim population .

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Butt Smelling Ban Hits France’s Muslim Communities Hard

Paris, France – (SatireWorld) French politicians recently approved a measure that would ban massive buttocks smelling ceremonies usually held on Friday afternoons in various public parts of the French capitol. According to well placed sources, the event was discouraged at first when children as young as five-year’s old were noticed walking among the participants. Some […]

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Obama Visit Promises Aid to Muslims in Paterson,NJ after Storm; Causes Chaos As Air Corridors Shut Down!

Paterson, New Jersey – (SatireWorld.com) Thousands of Muslims and Bangladeshi democrat constituents in Paterson, turned out to welcome President Obama as he flew in to the lightly affected region in the wake of hurricane Irene promising aid, jobs, and extended unemployment benefits while leaving tens of thousands of air line passengers grounded in the NY/NJ […]

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Paki Cabdrivers in NY Shut Down City after US Cuts Welfare to Pakistan!

New York City (SatireWorld.com) In a massive retaliation to the US government withholding $800m in military aid to Pakistan, NYC cabdrivers staged a noon day walkout leaving the city snarled in a massive traffic jam. The increased traffic threatened to shut down Wall Street and caused billions in lost revenue.

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Bin Bama Promises More Tribute to Arabs, Hands Israel the ‘Golden Schwantz Award!”

The White House – (SatireWorld.com) An ever magnanimous Barrack Bin Bama, standing before a total of six (6) US Flags, and an enlarged copy of his ‘birth certificate, in case anyone forgot he was a NATURAL BORN PATRIOT, delivered a major policy speech pledging millions of untold, and unfunded taxpayer dollars to the ‘beleaguered’ countries […]

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Queen Admits “We Only Saved Falkland Islands For The Sheep”

Falkland Islands – (SatireWorld.com) Queen Elizabeth II admitted in a candid interview that the only reason Great Britain came to the rescue of the Falkland Islands in the 1982 war was for the sheep. In that war, Argentina claimed ownership of the small, sparsely inhabited island chain and England won the islands back in a […]

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Casualties Mount As Thousands Of al-Qaeda Followers Jump Into The Sea In Search Of Bin Laden’s Body

Thousands of bodies have washed ashore in recent hours as UN teams broadcast over helicopter loudspeakers advising distraught al-Qaeda members not to jump into the sea. A massive surge of al-Qaeda followers took to the waves in search of Osama Bin Laden’s body after a US Navy SEAL team lead by George W. Bush killed […]

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Uhl Police Overwhelmed During Mosque Protest

Uhl, Texas (SatireWorld.com) The Uhl police department was at a loss to control the unexpected crowds that showed up for the WKXY- 103 sponsored protest at the Ali Baba mosque located on East Palomino Highway in Uhl. Requests for backup officers from nearby Quincy were turned down when Chief Barry Larton claimed his men were […]

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Mubarak: I Want My Mummy! Clinton Shows ‘Tough Love’ Flies Off to Haiti Vacation!

Cairo, Egypt-(satireworld.com) In a last ditch effort to save his Presidency, Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak reached out to the US promising to appoint Hillary Clinton to head up his new government, monitor the redistribution of wealth to the unemployed population, and provide new prayer rugs on a liberal trade in allowance scheme featuring ‘cash back.’

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Michelle Obama Continues Assault on America: Bans “Racist” Bacon In School Cafeterias !

Washington, DC (satireworld.com) Michelle Obama continued her assault on America’s eating habits today when she came out backing a recent UK ruling in Manchester which ordered a hard working shop owner to stop cooking bacon, the smell of which ‘sickened’ her Muslim Neighbor.

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Local Residents Alarmed Over Mosque Construction On State Road 477

An Exclusive to the Hog Jaw Chronicle and Executioner  (SatireWorld.com)The Hog Jaw town hall hadn’t been filled this full since the Little Bobby Smith trial where Bobby accused Bubba Larson of corn holing him behind the Esso Station back in 1954!  Many of Hog Jaws citizens were holding handmade signs, shouting, and giving the middle finger […]

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