ArchivesTag : Nancy Pelosi

500+ at California Nude Beach Commit Self Mutilation

San Diego, CA – (satireworld.com) Over five hundred people at a San Diego Nude Beach cut, poked, gouged out, stabbed, and mutilated their eyes in multiple ways to purposefully lose their vision.  These acts of personal blinding are blamed on Senator Dianne Feinstein (one of California’s famed Trio of Terror) showing up and disrobing on […]

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California’s Trio of Terror Upset People Confusing Them With Horror Movie Characters

California, USA – (satireworld.com) They are not Freddy Kruger, Jason Vorhees, and Pinhead.  They are not Dracula, Frankenstein, and the Mummy.  They are not the Predator, the Alien, and Darth Vader.  They are also not Godzilla, King Kong, and Mothra.  You’d also be wrong with The Wolfman, Chucky the Killer Doll, and Michael Myers.  Dianne […]

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C.D.C. Commissions Study On Effects Of Drinking From Toilets On Dogs

Atlanta, GA – (satireworld.com) The Centers for Disease Control (C.D.C.) has contributed two billion dollars to Georgia Tech University to study the effects of drinking from a toilet on dogs.  The research, to be conducted with several breeds of dogs over five years and in multiple locations, will examine the physical health of the canines, as […]

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Iranian Ayatollah Demands No One Draw or Take His Picture

Tehran, Iran – (satireworld.com) Iranian Ayatollah Smella Buttholla has demanded that, like Muhammad, no one is to take his picture or to draw/paint/sculpt a caricature or portrait of him.  Buttholla feels that, to attempt to emulate the Islamic prophet, one must act like and be treated like the prophet.

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Anthony Weiner Announces Penis Enhancement Surgery Successful

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) Democratic Politician Anthony Weiner, former member of the House of Representatives and mayoral candidate from New York City, has announced that his penis enhancement surgery was “more than successful!”  Weiner, who is currently in prison for child pornography charges due to a year long sexting scandal with a 15 […]

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F.D.A. To Fund Study To Discover The Way The Cookie Crumbles

Palo Alto, CA – (satireworld.com) “That’s the way the cookie crumbles” is an expression that has been around since the 1920’s.  The exact origin of the phrase is unknown, but it is used as another way to say “that’s life.”  Researchers at Stanford University have received a three billion dollar grant from the Food and […]

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Ronco and The Franklin Mint Combine with Democratic Party on Commemorative Plate Set

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) As a fund raiser for the 2020 Presidential Election, the Democratic Party has contracted with Ronco and The Franklin Mint to release a series of commemorative plates.  They will include such famous party individuals as Bill Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Nancy Pelosi, and others.

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Annual “Throw a Paper Airplane at a Mosque Day” Guidelines Released

Religion-of-Peace Mall Hershey Highway, PA – (satireworld.com) The rules and guidelines for the annual “Throw a Paper Airplane at a Mosque Day” commemoration of 9/11 will take place on 10/11 this year.  The quiet and peaceful demonstration has quickly spread across the United States in memory of the tragedy of September 11th, when Moslem terrorists […]

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Kim Kardashian Selected By Celebrity Panel as Least Talented Person in America

Hollywood,CA – (satireworld.com) Kim Kardiashian (a.k.a. Kim Kartrashian) was recently selected by a Hollywood celebrity panel as being the Least Talented Person in America.  This was the sixth straight win for Kim, breaking the previous record set by Paris Hilton.  The highest placed male in the contest was Ryan Seacrest, who came in second for […]

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The First Man Controversy Explained; A SatireWorld Editorial

NASA – (satireworld.com) In the summer of 1969, The United States of America launched the Apollo 11 spaceflight.  It landed on the moon on July 20th and Neil Armstrong became the first man to walk on the moon the next day.  He was the followed by Buzz Aldrin.  Training for the mission was done in […]

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Meet Harold Schlumberg…An Inspiring Senior

Corpus Christi, TX – As we get older, we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to “make a difference” in the world. It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of seniors who have found the courage to take on challenges that would make many of us wither.

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The California Golden State Oldies Sing Their Favorite Golden Oldies

San Francisco CA – (satireworld.com) Representative Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) and Representative “Mad” Maxine Waters (D-CA) jointly announced that they are going on a US tour in 2019 as a singing duet called “The California Golden State Oldies.”

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Pelosi Brain Freeze Episodes Worsen

Modesto, CA – (satireworld.com) While addressing reporters on Thursday, Rep/. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) lost her breath during several short sentences, suffered more brain freezes and could be seen staring blankly at reporters, while also frequently repeating words.

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Feds Admit Congressional Intelligence Breech Due To Alien UFO Link

NSA Headquarters, Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Agents at the NSA have finally broken an ultra secret code that thwarted the intelligence agency for almost 25 years. The suspected breach of national security was discovered during a review of a Congressional speech that was televised in 1985. The 45 minute speech was given by Congresswomen Nancy […]

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Harvard Study Shows Mainstream Media Caters To Low IQ Liberals

Boston, MA – (satireworld.com) Researchers at the prestigious Harvard School of Media Affairs published a jaw-dropping study showing proof-positive results on what makes a person’s mind think in liberal political terms and the influence of ‘Fake News’ from sources like ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, MSNBC, Time Magazine, and of course, ultra-fake news stories from the […]

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Report of Clown Sightings Put Washington DC Residents on Edge

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Reports of scary Democratic Party Clowns lurking in the shadows and trying to lure innocent voters into the murkiness of Washington, DC political promises and lies have patriotic families in a frenzy, Democratic candidates nervous, and Twitter users all jittery.

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Select Democrats Banned From The Hill During Halloween Says Speaker

US House of Representatives – (satireworld.com) According to the Speaker of the House, it’s not about any ‘war on women,’ but merely a ‘common sense’ issue when he requested that Rep. Rosa DeLauro stay away from the House Chambers during Halloween. “We just don’t need any further scares after this Ebola stuff from last year,” […]

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Domino’s Pizza is Changing Its Name

Ann Arbor MI- (satireworld.com) A Food and Drug Administration (FDA) rule requires restaurants and food retail shops with over 20 locations, such as pizza delivery chains, to post in-store menu boards displaying nutritional information.

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Detroit Doubles as Hell For “World’s Largest Public Satanic Ceremony”

DETROIT – (satireworld.com) Hell was booked so they moved it to Detroit. In a city that is falling apart before the nation’s eyes, satanists will hold the biggest “public” ceremony honoring their belief system this country has ever seen. And by “public” we mean the exact location is being kept a secret and only ticket […]

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Climate Change Pope Calls For Cap on Abortion Clinic Furnace Emissions

VATICAN CITY – (satireworld.com) Pope Francis, the world’s new leading expert on climate change and its causes, issued a 184-page encyclical this week outlining what changes must occur to save the planet from certain doom. Ironically, the Pope said the church has been barking up the wrong tree for centuries – trying to defeat evil […]

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Nancy ‘Pope-losi’ Calls Marco Rubio a Bad Catholic

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) As white smoke finally escaped into the blue skies from the chimney in the Capitol building this weekend, liberals everywhere cheered the election of their new religious leader, Nancy Pope-losi ( D-Delusional).  Mrs. Pope-losi has been the Democratic leader in politics since the days the dinosaurs roamed the earth but, in […]

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Democrats Pull Sick Prank On Nation With Reid Retirement Announcement

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) America is on wobbly legs these days. If we’re not being hit with the realization that our president is appeasing our enemies by trying to give them nukes, then we’re being told the next best hope for president is a woman who can’t be trusted to save an email. Or maybe […]

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Obamacare Celebrates 5th Birthday But Nobody Comes to Party

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) The balloons, streamers, and cake are all ready at the White House as little Obamacare celebrates his first birthday today. Unfortunately, due to the way the youngster has behaved the last five years, only a few close family members attended the party. Nobody was more upset at the dismal turnout than […]

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Boehner Promised Pelosi ‘Clean’ DHS Bill, Lied, Bill Covered in Raw Sewage

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) Everyone knows politics in Washington these days is dirty. Now we know just HOW dirty. House Speaker John Boehner said publicly that he would give the House Minority Leader Skeletor, aka Nancy Pelosi, a ‘clean’ bill to take up for a vote. But Pelosi was reminded again that you don’t always […]

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This Valentine’s Day Dems Want You to Give the Gift of Obamacare Instead

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) Forget candy and flowers, they’ve been done to death for Valentine’s Day. This year, show your love by forcing your special someone to sign up for something they probably don’t want – Obamacare! Who wouldn’t want to be surprised with that?! After all, nothing says love more than a bloated, unsuccessful […]

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The Obama version of “Der Fuehrer’s Face”

The Obama version of “Der Fuehrer’s Face” (A Spike Jones Classic) (satireworld.com) Verse One (sung by Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Barney Frank, and Debbie Wasserman-Schultz)

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #103

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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After Bashing Americans, Gruber Sets Sights on Insulting ISIS

WASHINGTON D.C.  – (satireworld.com) Fresh off video evidence he called Americans “too stupid to understand Obamacare,” Jonathan Gruber is turning his attention to embarrassing and insulting Middle East terrorist group ISIS.  “The President thought I did such a bang-up job belittling the American voter that he wants me to take cheap shots at ISIS too,” […]

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Pelosi Finally Gets Committed After Saying ‘GOP Winning Senate Would End Civilization’

San Francisco, CA – (satireworld.com) House Minority leader Nancy Pelosi has finally been committed to the famous Moorview Institute for her own good, as well as the benefit of the rest of society. All that is really known about the facility is that it is located in California, is a maximum security institution, and is […]

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