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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I am a white, conservative, gun owning, straight, male, and a Christian. In fact, I’ve got a t-shirt that says on the front and back ”White, Conservative, Gun Owning, Straight Men for Jesus!”
Full StoryWhite House Coup: Jarrett Assumes Command of Crisis Center As N. Korea Prepares to Launch!
White House Bunker, April 1, 2013 (year of the rat-f****er) Palace insiders are confirming that in the wake of imminent threats from North Korea, backed with support from Iran, President Obama has had what is charitably claimed to be a ‘Brain Cramp’ forcing him to turn over the defense of the country to Dominatrix in [...]
Full StoryF.D.A. Refuses To Allow Import of Breakfast Cereal “Dingleberry Nut Crunch” Into U.S.A.
Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) The Food and Drug Administration issued a release saying that a new breakfast cereal from England, Dingleberry Nut Crunch, will not be allowed to be imported into or sold in the United States. The cereal, which has become a best seller in the British Isles, has a marketing campaign similar to [...]
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, Our teacher has been makin’ us look at all kinds of paintings and pictures and even brung us to an art museum. While we was there, we saw some really ugly stuff that don’t look like nothin’ real that was valued at tons of money.
Full StoryRep. Rosa DeLauro (D-CT) Takes Broom Ride During Congressional Photo-Op
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Rep. Rosa DeLauro(D-CT), wore her ‘Black Sabbath Best’ to the Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi sponsored photo opportunity with the Democratic women of the House to highlight the historic diversity of the House Democratic Caucus in the 113th Congress and celebrate the increased number of women joining the Democratic Caucus on January [...]
Full StoryPelosi Threatens ‘Family Business Initiative’ Over Any Fiscal Cliff Failure
Newark, NJ – (SatireWorld.com) House Democratic leader Nancy Pelosi says she’s hopeful lawmakers can come to a deal to avoid a year-end “fiscal cliff” but any agreement has to include tax rate increases for the wealthy. But adds, she’ll make them an offer they can’t refuse…Or something like that!
Full StoryHarvard ‘shocked’ over details of massive cheating scandal; Professor Lizzy Warren to chair plagiarism ‘pow wow’ Sponsored by the New York Times and Washington Post
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Harvard University administrators are said to be ‘aghast’ at reports that over 125 students plagiarized a final exam, more than 50 percent of the students enrolled in a course entitled “Political Ethics in the Post Obama Era’ taught by visiting professor enemaitis (sic) William Ayers on loan from the University of [...]
Full StoryNewt’s Biggest Regret: Engaging in Intercourse with that woman, Annunciata D’Alesandro!
San Francisco, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Newt Gingrich wasted no time in replying to threats from Nancy Pelosi, the former speaker of the House, to reveal ‘double secret intelligence’ garnered from illegal phone hacking involving the liberal bashing Presidential Candidate.
Full StoryStudy Reveals Obama Has Brought More People To Republican Party Than Anyone Since Reagan
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) A study of voters and political party affiliation by the Houston based Triton foundation revealed that President Barack Obama has brought millions of people (and potential voters) to the Republican Party. These changes in party allegiance are unusual as Mr. Obama is himself a Democrat.
Full StoryWhy Barack Obama Hates Herman Cain’s Success: He Earned it!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Psychologists are having a field day as reports of Obama ‘going mental’ after the spectacular rise of Herman Cain threatens his re election fantasy and which is now being traced to his mixed genes being in conflict!
Full StoryMexican President Blames Lack of Tourism on Citizens ‘Who Have Just Lost Their Heads and Are Hanging Around!”
Mexico City, Mexico – (SatireWorld.com) Mexico’s President Felipe Calderon, who has backed his country’s law suit against Arizona for instituting tough “illegal” alien laws, now says his country’s tourism is suffering due to a nationwide breakdown of law which has led to anarchy.
Full StoryTea Party Comes Of Age As Politicians Scramble To Understand A Grassroots Movement
Ames, Iowa – (SatireWorld.com) Ever since the first Tea Party protest happened just over a year or two ago, the movement and its participants have endured any number of insults — they’re extremists, Tea Baggers, antagonists, racists, etc. One famously misinformed person is ex-House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who dismissed the entire Tea Party phenomenon by [...]
Full StoryDemocrats ‘Free Abortion Bill’ Shortens The Procedure Wait To 12 Months
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) With the advent of National Socialized Medicine, the Democratic supporters squeaked in a provistion that allows free abortions upon demand for any women who desires one during last years Obamacare debate.
Full StoryGuiness Book Lists The Great Orators of the Democratic Party
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Famous Democrat Quotes: 'One man with courage makes a majority.' – Andrew Jackson 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.' – Franklin D. Roosevelt 'The buck stops here.' – Harry S. Truman 'Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your [...]
Full StoryHouse Really Did Fall On California Witch, Claims Aide
San Francisco, CA – (SatireWorld.com) ‘Right out of a movie’ would be the best way to describe the events of November 2nd, 2010 that happened to then Speaker of the House and part-time Wicked Witch of the West, Nancy Pelosi. On that memorable Tuesday, the ‘House’ really did hit her squarely on the head, claims [...]
Full StoryRumours of US Political Coup as ‘Magic Negro’ Continues to Lose his Mojo!
The White House-(SatireWorld.com) The first sign of trouble for President Obama was when he arrived ‘home’ today and couldn’t get in the White House as no one told staff he was cutting his ‘Spring Break’ short to get back in time for the Sweet 16 basketball finals.
Full StoryAMA Issues Warning About Cucumber Dangers In San Francisco. Farmers Threaten Strike!
San Francisco, CA- (SatireWorld.com) – Just when medical authorities thought they had the AIDS epidemic under control in this liberal bastion of vegetarian recyclers and 40 something confused virgin dogmatic loners, the social disease has reared it’s ugly head yet again!
Full StoryNASCAR Forced to Accept Gay Driver and Chevy Volt As Congress Approves Funding for US Army Race Cars!
Washington,DC-(satireworld.com) Good news and bad news today as Congress voted to keep military funding in place to sponsor US Army ads on NASCAR Sprint Cup driver Ryan Newman’s car. The Bad News? Nancy Pelosi amendment requires NASCAR to find a gay driver for a Government Motor’s racing version of the Chevy Volt!
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