ArchivesTag : Nancy Pelosi

Harvard Study Shows Mainstream Media Caters To Low IQ Liberals

Boston, MA – (satireworld.com) Researchers at the prestigious Harvard School of Media Affairs published a jaw-dropping study showing proof-positive results on what makes a person’s mind think in liberal political terms and the influence of ‘Fake News’ from sources like ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, MSNBC, Time Magazine, and of course, the Wall Street Journal .

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Report of Clown Sightings Put Washington DC Residents on Edge

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Reports of scary Democratic Party Clowns lurking in the shadows and trying to lure innocent voters into the murkiness of Washington, DC political promises and lies have patriotic families in a frenzy, Democratic candidates nervous, and Twitter users all jittery.

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Select Democrats Banned From The Hill During Halloween Says Speaker

US House of Representatives – (satireworld.com) According to the Speaker of the House, it’s not about any ‘war on women,’ but merely a ‘common sense’ issue when he requested that Rep. Rosa DeLauro stay away from the House Chambers during Halloween. “We just don’t need any further scares after this Ebola stuff from last year,” […]

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Domino’s Pizza is Changing Its Name

Ann Arbor MI- (satireworld.com) A Food and Drug Administration (FDA) rule requires restaurants and food retail shops with over 20 locations, such as pizza delivery chains, to post in-store menu boards displaying nutritional information.

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Detroit Doubles as Hell For “World’s Largest Public Satanic Ceremony”

DETROIT – (satireworld.com) Hell was booked so they moved it to Detroit. In a city that is falling apart before the nation’s eyes, satanists will hold the biggest “public” ceremony honoring their belief system this country has ever seen. And by “public” we mean the exact location is being kept a secret and only ticket […]

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Climate Change Pope Calls For Cap on Abortion Clinic Furnace Emissions

VATICAN CITY – (satireworld.com) Pope Francis, the world’s new leading expert on climate change and its causes, issued a 184-page encyclical this week outlining what changes must occur to save the planet from certain doom. Ironically, the Pope said the church has been barking up the wrong tree for centuries – trying to defeat evil […]

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Nancy ‘Pope-losi’ Calls Marco Rubio a Bad Catholic

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) As white smoke finally escaped into the blue skies from the chimney in the Capitol building this weekend, liberals everywhere cheered the election of their new religious leader, Nancy Pope-losi ( D-Delusional).  Mrs. Pope-losi has been the Democratic leader in politics since the days the dinosaurs roamed the earth but, in […]

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Democrats Pull Sick Prank On Nation With Reid Retirement Announcement

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) America is on wobbly legs these days. If we’re not being hit with the realization that our president is appeasing our enemies by trying to give them nukes, then we’re being told the next best hope for president is a woman who can’t be trusted to save an email. Or maybe […]

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Obamacare Celebrates 5th Birthday But Nobody Comes to Party

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) The balloons, streamers, and cake are all ready at the White House as little Obamacare celebrates his first birthday today. Unfortunately, due to the way the youngster has behaved the last five years, only a few close family members attended the party. Nobody was more upset at the dismal turnout than […]

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Boehner Promised Pelosi ‘Clean’ DHS Bill, Lied, Bill Covered in Raw Sewage

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) Everyone knows politics in Washington these days is dirty. Now we know just HOW dirty. House Speaker John Boehner said publicly that he would give the House Minority Leader Skeletor, aka Nancy Pelosi, a ‘clean’ bill to take up for a vote. But Pelosi was reminded again that you don’t always […]

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This Valentine’s Day Dems Want You to Give the Gift of Obamacare Instead

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) Forget candy and flowers, they’ve been done to death for Valentine’s Day. This year, show your love by forcing your special someone to sign up for something they probably don’t want – Obamacare! Who wouldn’t want to be surprised with that?! After all, nothing says love more than a bloated, unsuccessful […]

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The Obama version of “Der Fuehrer’s Face”

The Obama version of “Der Fuehrer’s Face” (A Spike Jones Classic) (satireworld.com) Verse One (sung by Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Barney Frank, and Debbie Wasserman-Schultz)

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #103

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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After Bashing Americans, Gruber Sets Sights on Insulting ISIS

WASHINGTON D.C.  – (satireworld.com) Fresh off video evidence he called Americans “too stupid to understand Obamacare,” Jonathan Gruber is turning his attention to embarrassing and insulting Middle East terrorist group ISIS.  “The President thought I did such a bang-up job belittling the American voter that he wants me to take cheap shots at ISIS too,” […]

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Pelosi Finally Gets Committed After Saying ‘GOP Winning Senate Would End Civilization’

San Francisco, CA – (satireworld.com) House Minority leader Nancy Pelosi has finally been committed to the famous Moorview Institute for her own good, as well as the benefit of the rest of society. All that is really known about the facility is that it is located in California, is a maximum security institution, and is […]

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Obama’s Next Major Crisis, Reproduction

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) President Obama returned to the White House in the middle of his golfing vacation on Martha’s Vineyard MA to address a new crisis, in a series of meetings, according to a leak from a WH staffer. The crisis was not about ObamaCare, illegal immigration, ongoing IRS and other scandals or the […]

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Jealous and Irate First Lady Michelle Obama Orders Secret Service Detail To Call Her “First MILF”

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) First Lady Michelle Obama reacted negatively to her husband’s presidential order making Nancy Pelosi a MILF. She has ordered the White House staff and her secret service detail to immediately begin calling her “First MILF.” The First Lady is often referred to in Secret Service radio chatter as “F.L.O.T.U.S.” (First Lady […]

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Hillary Clinton Spills Milkshake on Her Lap in McDonald’s Drive Thru Window, Sues For Burns

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) Former First Lady, Senator, and Secretary of State verified her frigid condition to the world with her latest lawsuit. The potential Presidential candidate spilled a twenty-two degree McDonald’s milkshake in her lap and sued the fast food chain because of the burns that she suffered.

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Obama Issues Presidential Order Declaring Nancy Pelosi a MILF

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Barack Obama issued his latest presidential order only to have it met by laughter and derision from Republicans, Conservatives, and every straight male in the thinking world. Presidential order 6969FU states that “Due to her diligent service in government, her selfless dedication to the people of her Congressional District, to California, […]

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Pressure Mounts From Democrats For Justice Ginsburg to Retire or ‘Just Die Already’

Washington D.C. – (satireworld.com) Ruth Bader Ginsburg is just fulfilling her lifetime appointment as a U.S. Supreme Court Justice, but many on the left are growing impatient with the Justice as the November midterm elections near.

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Majority of Illegal Immigrant Children Approved for Asylum, But Which One?

Moorview Institute and Asylum- Austin,TX – (satireworld.com) According to the House Judiciary Committee, two-thirds of illegal children who have requested asylum after crossing our southern border will be admitted and allowed to stay in our country.

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Nancy Pelosi to Reprise Role in Sequel to ‘Brazil’ Movie

Hollywood,CA – (satireworld.com) Nancy Pelosi has agreed to appear in the sequel to the 1985 movie, Brazil. The trippy movie based on George Orwell’s book, 1984, is scheduled to be released in late 2015.

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Congressional Black Caucus Raises Rates to buy votes citing overhead and cost of ObamaCare!

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) After years claiming ‘we sold out cheap’, the Congressional Black Caucus announced today that they were raising the going rates to buy the votes of African- Americans in the upcoming mid term elections to a ‘living wage’ of $25…..’two fer $45, six fer $125!”

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“Anal Seepage” Voted Least Favorite Thing To Discover In A Chair

Las Cruces, NM – (satireworld.com) In a poll conducted by The Harvard Institute of Silly Surveys That Waste Government Money But Provide Work For Tenured Professors, Lazy Students and ACORN Workers, Anal Seepage was voted “The Least Favorite Thing To Find In A Chair.”

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Koch Bros. Buy Democrat Party, Harry Reid Short Circuits

Washington, D.C. – (satireworld.com) The Koch Brothers have had it with Harry Reid, the Senate Majority Leader from Nevada, and his constant railing against the brothers every time he props himself up against the podium on the floor of the Senate to spew asinine comments in recent months. So they bought the Democrat Party.

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Obama Pushes Back Holidays Until After Election

Washington, D.C. – (satireworld.com) On Friday, President Obama pushed back making a decision on the long debated Keystone XL Pipeline until after the upcoming 2014 midterm elections. Worried about upsetting his core constituencies, Mr. Obama decided that while he had his pen and phone out would make a few other executive decisions as well.

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Alan B. West says….’For What Does Our Republic Stand?’

via Alan B. West The question for us as Americans — residents of a Constitutional Republic — is for what does this Republic stand?

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Pelosi to Last California Republicans: ‘We’re gonna Fluke you good!”

San Francisco, CA – (satireworld.com) Doubling down on their one party rule in liberal California, the DNC announced today that unemployed professional student, Sandra Fluke, 32, came out of her parent’s den and announced it would be ‘2 more years of darkness and despair’ while announcing she was running for Congress!

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California Dems go for the Fluklear Option after Nostrildamus Steps Down!

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Henry Waxman has seen his future in Congress, and it doesn’t look good! The wildly liberal, and personally unappealing snorting boar, along with several other spear carriers for Nancy Pelosi, have announced their retirement realizing the Dems are not going to be in power in the House of Representatives any time […]

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BREAKING: POTUS rushed to hospital after serious miscalculation leads to epic fall!

Walter Reed Hospital, MD – (SatitreWorld.com) White House spokes-personage Jay Blarney (sic) admitted under intense questioning by SW Investigative reporter Philbert of Maryland, (POM), that President Obama was taken by ambulance to Walter Reed Army Hospital after ‘a very painful, embarrassing, and possible fatal blow to his legacy as the Deceiver in Chief.’

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