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Liberals Up In Arms As Gay Black Moslem Illegal Immigrant Charged With Hate Crimes
Savannah, GA – (SatireWorld.com) Liberals are up in arms as one of their favorite, pet laws is seemingly being used against them. On January 18th, Mutumbo Mogumba, a gay, black, Moslem, illegal alien from Kenya (who claims to be a cousin of President Obama), drove a bus through a youth KKK rally outside of Savannah, [...]
Full StoryNewt’s Biggest Regret: Engaging in Intercourse with that woman, Annunciata D’Alesandro!
San Francisco, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Newt Gingrich wasted no time in replying to threats from Nancy Pelosi, the former speaker of the House, to reveal ‘double secret intelligence’ garnered from illegal phone hacking involving the liberal bashing Presidential Candidate.
Full StoryStudy Reveals Obama Has Brought More People To Republican Party Than Anyone Since Reagan
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) A study of voters and political party affiliation by the Houston based Triton foundation revealed that President Barack Obama has brought millions of people (and potential voters) to the Republican Party. These changes in party allegiance are unusual as Mr. Obama is himself a Democrat.
Full StoryWhy Barack Obama Hates Herman Cain’s Success: He Earned it!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Psychologists are having a field day as reports of Obama ‘going mental’ after the spectacular rise of Herman Cain threatens his re election fantasy and which is now being traced to his mixed genes being in conflict!
Full StoryMexican President Blames Lack of Tourism on Citizens ‘Who Have Just Lost Their Heads and Are Hanging Around!”
Mexico City, Mexico – (SatireWorld.com) Mexico’s President Felipe Calderon, who has backed his country’s law suit against Arizona for instituting tough “illegal” alien laws, now says his country’s tourism is suffering due to a nationwide breakdown of law which has led to anarchy.
Full StoryTea Party Comes Of Age As Politicians Scramble To Understand A Grassroots Movement
Ames, Iowa – (SatireWorld.com) Ever since the first Tea Party protest happened just over a year or two ago, the movement and its participants have endured any number of insults — they’re extremists, Tea Baggers, antagonists, racists, etc. One famously misinformed person is ex-House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who dismissed the entire Tea Party phenomenon by [...]
Full StoryDemocrats ‘Free Abortion Bill’ Shortens The Procedure Wait To 12 Months
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) With the advent of National Socialized Medicine, the Democratic supporters squeaked in a provistion that allows free abortions upon demand for any women who desires one during last years Obamacare debate.
Full StoryGuiness Book Lists The Great Orators of the Democratic Party
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Famous Democrat Quotes: 'One man with courage makes a majority.' – Andrew Jackson 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.' – Franklin D. Roosevelt 'The buck stops here.' – Harry S. Truman 'Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your [...]
Full StoryHouse Really Did Fall On California Witch, Claims Aide
San Francisco, CA – (SatireWorld.com) ‘Right out of a movie’ would be the best way to describe the events of November 2nd, 2010 that happened to then Speaker of the House and part-time Wicked Witch of the West, Nancy Pelosi. On that memorable Tuesday, the ‘House’ really did hit her squarely on the head, claims [...]
Full StoryRumours of US Political Coup as ‘Magic Negro’ Continues to Lose his Mojo!
The White House-(SatireWorld.com) The first sign of trouble for President Obama was when he arrived ‘home’ today and couldn’t get in the White House as no one told staff he was cutting his ‘Spring Break’ short to get back in time for the Sweet 16 basketball finals.
Full StoryAMA Issues Warning About Cucumber Dangers In San Francisco. Farmers Threaten Strike!
San Francisco, CA- (SatireWorld.com) – Just when medical authorities thought they had the AIDS epidemic under control in this liberal bastion of vegetarian recyclers and 40 something confused virgin dogmatic loners, the social disease has reared it’s ugly head yet again!
Full StoryNASCAR Forced to Accept Gay Driver and Chevy Volt As Congress Approves Funding for US Army Race Cars!
Washington,DC-(satireworld.com) Good news and bad news today as Congress voted to keep military funding in place to sponsor US Army ads on NASCAR Sprint Cup driver Ryan Newman’s car. The Bad News? Nancy Pelosi amendment requires NASCAR to find a gay driver for a Government Motor’s racing version of the Chevy Volt!
Full StoryHouse Really Really Falls On California Witch
US House-(satireworld.com) Right out of a movie would be the best way to describe the recent events that happened to Speaker of the House and part-time witch, Nancy Pelosi. On Tuesday, November 2nd the ‘House’ hit her squarely on the head. Found staggering and cross-eyed, the once-upon-a-time Congressional leader complained that the House she loved [...]
Full StoryNancy Pelosi Sets Guinness World Record For Getting Her Panties In The Biggest Wad
Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has now entered the Guinness Book of World Records for something other than being the first woman to hold an office. The California member of the House of Representatives has now achieved the milestone of getting her panties into the world’s biggest wad (even though fellow party members had warned [...]
Full StoryAncient Fossil Linked To ‘The Omens’ Damien Thorn Found
Washington, DC-(SatireWorld.com) The recent find of a complete fossilized skeleton of a reported to be over 47 million years old. Thru DNA testing the remains has been traced to the Omen’s Damien Thorn’s birth mother, Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi. In the Omen trilogy, the lead character, Damien Thorn, is brought into this world by a sexual [...]
Full StoryPelosi’s ‘blinking eyes’ deciphered as secret code sent to UFO mother ships
NSA Headquarters, Washington, DC (SatireWorld.com) Agents at the NSA have finally broken an ultra secret code that has thwarted the intelligence agency for almost 25 years. The suspect breach of national security was discovered during a Congressional speech that was televised in 1985. The 45 minute speech was given by then Congresswomen Nancy Pelosi as [...]
Full StoryNew Healthcare Plan Allows Free Abortions. Speaker Pelosi Looks To Shorten The Abortion Waiting Period To One Year
Washington,DC (SatireWorld.com) With the advent of National Socialized Medicine, Democratic supporters squeaked in a provision in the last moments before a vote that allows free abortions upon demand for any women who desires one.
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