ArchivesTag : Nancy Pelosi

Nancy Pelosi to Reprise Role in Sequel to ‘Brazil’ Movie

Hollywood,CA – (satireworld.com) Nancy Pelosi has agreed to appear in the sequel to the 1985 movie, Brazil. The trippy movie based on George Orwell’s book, 1984, is scheduled to be released in late 2015.

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Congressional Black Caucus Raises Rates to buy votes citing overhead and cost of ObamaCare!

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) After years claiming ‘we sold out cheap’, the Congressional Black Caucus announced today that they were raising the going rates to buy the votes of African- Americans in the upcoming mid term elections to a ‘living wage’ of $25…..’two fer $45, six fer $125!”

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“Anal Seepage” Voted Least Favorite Thing To Discover In A Chair

Las Cruces, NM – (satireworld.com) In a poll conducted by The Harvard Institute of Silly Surveys That Waste Government Money But Provide Work For Tenured Professors, Lazy Students and ACORN Workers, Anal Seepage was voted “The Least Favorite Thing To Find In A Chair.”

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Koch Bros. Buy Democrat Party, Harry Reid Short Circuits

Washington, D.C. – (satireworld.com) The Koch Brothers have had it with Harry Reid, the Senate Majority Leader from Nevada, and his constant railing against the brothers every time he props himself up against the podium on the floor of the Senate to spew asinine comments in recent months. So they bought the Democrat Party.

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Obama Pushes Back Holidays Until After Election

Washington, D.C. – (satireworld.com) On Friday, President Obama pushed back making a decision on the long debated Keystone XL Pipeline until after the upcoming 2014 midterm elections. Worried about upsetting his core constituencies, Mr. Obama decided that while he had his pen and phone out would make a few other executive decisions as well.

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Alan B. West says….’For What Does Our Republic Stand?’

via Alan B. West The question for us as Americans — residents of a Constitutional Republic — is for what does this Republic stand?

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Pelosi to Last California Republicans: ‘We’re gonna Fluke you good!”

San Francisco, CA – (satireworld.com) Doubling down on their one party rule in liberal California, the DNC announced today that unemployed professional student, Sandra Fluke, 32, came out of her parent’s den and announced it would be ‘2 more years of darkness and despair’ while announcing she was running for Congress!

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California Dems go for the Fluklear Option after Nostrildamus Steps Down!

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Henry Waxman has seen his future in Congress, and it doesn’t look good! The wildly liberal, and personally unappealing snorting boar, along with several other spear carriers for Nancy Pelosi, have announced their retirement realizing the Dems are not going to be in power in the House of Representatives any time […]

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BREAKING: POTUS rushed to hospital after serious miscalculation leads to epic fall!

Walter Reed Hospital, MD – (SatitreWorld.com) White House spokes-personage Jay Blarney (sic) admitted under intense questioning by SW Investigative reporter Philbert of Maryland, (POM), that President Obama was taken by ambulance to Walter Reed Army Hospital after ‘a very painful, embarrassing, and possible fatal blow to his legacy as the Deceiver in Chief.’

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Vatican Threatens US Abortion Supporters With Denial of Holy Communion

The Vatican, Rome – (SatireWorld.com) The Vatican’s highest-ranking American said that Democratic House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi of California and other Catholic politicians who support abortion should be denied communion. This would include VP Joe Biden and all the Kennedy clan as well.

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Pelosi Uncovers a North Korean Plot

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) Democratic House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) called a news conference on the steps of the US Capitol building to announce the discovery of a dastardly North Korean plot here in the nation’s capitol.

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SW Reporter Escapes Obama Air Attack in Maryland Parking Lot! Assad still Laughing!

Baltimore, MD – (SatireWorld.com) Satire World investigative journalist Philbert of Macadamia narrowly escaped injury after Obama’s Air National Guard dropped a ‘practice bomb’ in a bar parking lot just as POM was leaving the sports bar after watching his beloved Orioles drop a big one to the Yankees!

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President Obama’s New Slogan, I Can Hear You Now

Washington DC – SatireWorld.com) A UK newspaper reports that the Obama administration, via the National Security Agency (NSA), has been collecting the phone records of millions of Verizon customers each day under a top secret court order.

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White House Coup: Jarrett Assumes Command of Crisis Center As N. Korea Prepares to Launch!

White House Bunker, April 1, 2013 (year of the rat-f****er) Palace insiders are confirming that in the wake of imminent threats from North Korea, backed with support from Iran, President Obama has had what is charitably claimed to be a ‘Brain Cramp’ forcing him to turn over the defense of the country to Dominatrix in […]

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F.D.A. Refuses To Allow Import of Breakfast Cereal “Dingleberry Nut Crunch” Into U.S.A.

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) The Food and Drug Administration issued a release saying that a new breakfast cereal from England, Dingleberry Nut Crunch, will not be allowed to be imported into or sold in the United States. The cereal, which has become a best seller in the British Isles, has a marketing campaign similar to […]

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Rep. Rosa DeLauro (D-CT) Takes Broom Ride During Congressional Photo-Op

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Rep. Rosa DeLauro(D-CT), wore her ‘Black Sabbath Best’ to the Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi sponsored photo opportunity with the Democratic women of the House to highlight the historic diversity of the House Democratic Caucus in the 113th Congress and celebrate the increased number of women joining the Democratic Caucus on January […]

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Pelosi Threatens ‘Family Business Initiative’ Over Any Fiscal Cliff Failure

Newark, NJ – (SatireWorld.com) House Democratic leader Nancy Pelosi says she’s hopeful lawmakers can come to a deal to avoid a year-end “fiscal cliff” but any agreement has to include tax rate increases for the wealthy. But adds, she’ll make them an offer they can’t refuse…Or something like that!

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Harvard ‘shocked’ over details of massive cheating scandal; Professor Lizzy Warren to chair plagiarism ‘pow wow’ Sponsored by the New York Times and Washington Post

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Harvard University administrators are said to be ‘aghast’ at reports that over 125 students plagiarized a final exam, more than 50 percent of the students enrolled in a course entitled “Political Ethics in the Post Obama Era’ taught by visiting professor enemaitis (sic) William Ayers on loan from the University of […]

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Newt’s Biggest Regret: Engaging in Intercourse with that woman, Annunciata D’Alesandro!

San Francisco, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Newt Gingrich wasted no time in replying to threats from Nancy Pelosi, the former speaker of the House, to reveal ‘double secret intelligence’ garnered from illegal phone hacking involving the liberal bashing Presidential Candidate.

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Study Reveals Obama Has Brought More People To Republican Party Than Anyone Since Reagan

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) A study of voters and political party affiliation by the Houston based Triton foundation revealed that President Barack Obama has brought millions of people (and potential voters) to the Republican Party. These changes in party allegiance are unusual as Mr. Obama is himself a Democrat.

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Why Barack Obama Hates Herman Cain’s Success: He Earned it!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Psychologists are having a field day as reports of Obama ‘going mental’ after the spectacular rise of Herman Cain threatens his re election fantasy and which is now being traced to his mixed genes being in conflict!

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Mexican President Blames Lack of Tourism on Citizens ‘Who Have Just Lost Their Heads and Are Hanging Around!”

Mexico City, Mexico – (SatireWorld.com) Mexico’s President Felipe Calderon, who has backed his country’s law suit against Arizona for instituting tough “illegal” alien laws, now says his country’s tourism is suffering due to a nationwide breakdown of law which has led to anarchy.

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Tea Party Comes Of Age As Politicians Scramble To Understand A Grassroots Movement

Ames, Iowa – (SatireWorld.com) Ever since the first Tea Party protest happened just over a year or two ago, the movement and its participants have endured any number of insults — they’re extremists, Tea Baggers, antagonists, racists, etc. One famously misinformed person is ex-House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who dismissed the entire Tea Party phenomenon by […]

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Democrats ‘Free Abortion on Demand in ObamaCare’ Shortens The Wait Time To 12 Months

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) With the arrival of National Socialized Medicine, the Democratic supporters squeaked in a provistion that allows free abortions upon demand for any women who desires one during last years Obamacare debate.

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Guiness Book Lists The Great Orators of the Democratic Party

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Famous Democrat Quotes: 'One man with courage makes a majority.' – Andrew Jackson 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.' – Franklin D. Roosevelt 'The buck stops here.' – Harry S. Truman 'Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your […]

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House Really Did Fall On California Witch, Claims Aide

San Francisco, CA – (SatireWorld.com) ‘Right out of a movie’ would be the best way to describe the events of November 2nd, 2010 that happened to then Speaker of the House and part-time Wicked Witch of the West, Nancy Pelosi. On that memorable Tuesday, the ‘House’ really did hit her squarely on the head, claims […]

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Rumours of US Political Coup as ‘Magic Negro’ Continues to Lose his Mojo!

The White House-(SatireWorld.com) The first sign of trouble for President Obama was when he arrived ‘home’ today and couldn’t get in the White House as no one told staff he was cutting his ‘Spring Break’ short to get back in time for the Sweet 16 basketball finals.

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AMA Issues Warning About Cucumber Dangers In San Francisco. Farmers Threaten Strike!

San Francisco, CA- (SatireWorld.com) – Just when medical authorities thought they had the AIDS epidemic under control in this liberal bastion of vegetarian recyclers and 40 something confused virgin dogmatic loners, the social disease has reared it’s ugly head yet again!

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NASCAR Forced to Accept Gay Driver and Chevy Volt As Congress Approves Funding for US Army Race Cars!

Washington,DC-(satireworld.com) Good news and bad news today as Congress voted to keep military funding in place to sponsor US Army ads on NASCAR Sprint Cup driver Ryan Newman’s car. The Bad News? Nancy Pelosi amendment requires NASCAR to find a gay driver for a Government Motor’s racing version of the Chevy Volt!

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House Really Really Falls On California Witch

US House-(satireworld.com) Right out of a movie would be the best way to describe the recent events that happened to Speaker of the House and part-time witch, Nancy Pelosi. On Tuesday, November 2nd the ‘House’ hit her squarely on the head. Found staggering and cross-eyed, the once-upon-a-time Congressional leader complained that the House she loved […]

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