ArchivesTag : Nancy Pelosi

The Obama version of “Der Fuehrer’s Face”

The Obama version of “Der Fuehrer’s Face” (A Spike Jones Classic) (satireworld.com) Verse One (sung by Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Barney Frank, and Debbie Wasserman-Schultz)

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #103

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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After Bashing Americans, Gruber Sets Sights on Insulting ISIS

WASHINGTON D.C.  – (satireworld.com) Fresh off video evidence he called Americans “too stupid to understand Obamacare,” Jonathan Gruber is turning his attention to embarrassing and insulting Middle East terrorist group ISIS.  “The President thought I did such a bang-up job belittling the American voter that he wants me to take cheap shots at ISIS too,” […]

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Pelosi Finally Gets Committed After Saying ‘GOP Winning Senate Would End Civilization’

San Francisco, CA – (satireworld.com) House Minority leader Nancy Pelosi has finally been committed to the famous Moorview Institute for her own good, as well as the benefit of the rest of society. All that is really known about the facility is that it is located in California, is a maximum security institution, and is […]

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Obama’s Next Major Crisis, Reproduction

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) President Obama returned to the White House in the middle of his golfing vacation on Martha’s Vineyard MA to address a new crisis, in a series of meetings, according to a leak from a WH staffer. The crisis was not about ObamaCare, illegal immigration, ongoing IRS and other scandals or the […]

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Jealous and Irate First Lady Michelle Obama Orders Secret Service Detail To Call Her “First MILF”

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) First Lady Michelle Obama reacted negatively to her husband’s presidential order making Nancy Pelosi a MILF. She has ordered the White House staff and her secret service detail to immediately begin calling her “First MILF.” The First Lady is often referred to in Secret Service radio chatter as “F.L.O.T.U.S.” (First Lady […]

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Hillary Clinton Spills Milkshake on Her Lap in McDonald’s Drive Thru Window, Sues For Burns

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) Former First Lady, Senator, and Secretary of State verified her frigid condition to the world with her latest lawsuit. The potential Presidential candidate spilled a twenty-two degree McDonald’s milkshake in her lap and sued the fast food chain because of the burns that she suffered.

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Obama Issues Presidential Order Declaring Nancy Pelosi a MILF

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Barack Obama issued his latest presidential order only to have it met by laughter and derision from Republicans, Conservatives, and every straight male in the thinking world. Presidential order 6969FU states that “Due to her diligent service in government, her selfless dedication to the people of her Congressional District, to California, […]

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Pressure Mounts From Democrats For Justice Ginsburg to Retire or ‘Just Die Already’

Washington D.C. – (satireworld.com) Ruth Bader Ginsburg is just fulfilling her lifetime appointment as a U.S. Supreme Court Justice, but many on the left are growing impatient with the Justice as the November midterm elections near.

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Majority of Illegal Immigrant Children Approved for Asylum, But Which One?

Moorview Institute and Asylum- Austin,TX – (satireworld.com) According to the House Judiciary Committee, two-thirds of illegal children who have requested asylum after crossing our southern border will be admitted and allowed to stay in our country.

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Nancy Pelosi to Reprise Role in Sequel to ‘Brazil’ Movie

Hollywood,CA – (satireworld.com) Nancy Pelosi has agreed to appear in the sequel to the 1985 movie, Brazil. The trippy movie based on George Orwell’s book, 1984, is scheduled to be released in late 2015.

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Congressional Black Caucus Raises Rates to buy votes citing overhead and cost of ObamaCare!

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) After years claiming ‘we sold out cheap’, the Congressional Black Caucus announced today that they were raising the going rates to buy the votes of African- Americans in the upcoming mid term elections to a ‘living wage’ of $25…..’two fer $45, six fer $125!”

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“Anal Seepage” Voted Least Favorite Thing To Discover In A Chair

Las Cruces, NM – (satireworld.com) In a poll conducted by The Harvard Institute of Silly Surveys That Waste Government Money But Provide Work For Tenured Professors, Lazy Students and ACORN Workers, Anal Seepage was voted “The Least Favorite Thing To Find In A Chair.”

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Koch Bros. Buy Democrat Party, Harry Reid Short Circuits

Washington, D.C. – (satireworld.com) The Koch Brothers have had it with Harry Reid, the Senate Majority Leader from Nevada, and his constant railing against the brothers every time he props himself up against the podium on the floor of the Senate to spew asinine comments in recent months. So they bought the Democrat Party.

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Obama Pushes Back Holidays Until After Election

Washington, D.C. – (satireworld.com) On Friday, President Obama pushed back making a decision on the long debated Keystone XL Pipeline until after the upcoming 2014 midterm elections. Worried about upsetting his core constituencies, Mr. Obama decided that while he had his pen and phone out would make a few other executive decisions as well.

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Alan B. West says….’For What Does Our Republic Stand?’

via Alan B. West The question for us as Americans — residents of a Constitutional Republic — is for what does this Republic stand?

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Pelosi to Last California Republicans: ‘We’re gonna Fluke you good!”

San Francisco, CA – (satireworld.com) Doubling down on their one party rule in liberal California, the DNC announced today that unemployed professional student, Sandra Fluke, 32, came out of her parent’s den and announced it would be ‘2 more years of darkness and despair’ while announcing she was running for Congress!

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California Dems go for the Fluklear Option after Nostrildamus Steps Down!

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Henry Waxman has seen his future in Congress, and it doesn’t look good! The wildly liberal, and personally unappealing snorting boar, along with several other spear carriers for Nancy Pelosi, have announced their retirement realizing the Dems are not going to be in power in the House of Representatives any time […]

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BREAKING: POTUS rushed to hospital after serious miscalculation leads to epic fall!

Walter Reed Hospital, MD – (SatitreWorld.com) White House spokes-personage Jay Blarney (sic) admitted under intense questioning by SW Investigative reporter Philbert of Maryland, (POM), that President Obama was taken by ambulance to Walter Reed Army Hospital after ‘a very painful, embarrassing, and possible fatal blow to his legacy as the Deceiver in Chief.’

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Vatican Threatens US Abortion Supporters With Denial of Holy Communion

The Vatican, Rome – (SatireWorld.com) The Vatican’s highest-ranking American said that Democratic House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi of California and other Catholic politicians who support abortion should be denied communion. This would include VP Joe Biden and all the Kennedy clan as well.

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Pelosi Uncovers a North Korean Plot

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) Democratic House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) called a news conference on the steps of the US Capitol building to announce the discovery of a dastardly North Korean plot here in the nation’s capitol.

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SW Reporter Escapes Obama Air Attack in Maryland Parking Lot! Assad still Laughing!

Baltimore, MD – (SatireWorld.com) Satire World investigative journalist Philbert of Macadamia narrowly escaped injury after Obama’s Air National Guard dropped a ‘practice bomb’ in a bar parking lot just as POM was leaving the sports bar after watching his beloved Orioles drop a big one to the Yankees!

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President Obama’s New Slogan, I Can Hear You Now

Washington DC – SatireWorld.com) A UK newspaper reports that the Obama administration, via the National Security Agency (NSA), has been collecting the phone records of millions of Verizon customers each day under a top secret court order.

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White House Coup: Jarrett Assumes Command of Crisis Center As N. Korea Prepares to Launch!

White House Bunker, April 1, 2013 (year of the rat-f****er) Palace insiders are confirming that in the wake of imminent threats from North Korea, backed with support from Iran, President Obama has had what is charitably claimed to be a ‘Brain Cramp’ forcing him to turn over the defense of the country to Dominatrix in […]

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F.D.A. Refuses To Allow Import of Breakfast Cereal “Dingleberry Nut Crunch” Into U.S.A.

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) The Food and Drug Administration issued a release saying that a new breakfast cereal from England, Dingleberry Nut Crunch, will not be allowed to be imported into or sold in the United States. The cereal, which has become a best seller in the British Isles, has a marketing campaign similar to […]

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Rep. Rosa DeLauro (D-CT) Takes Broom Ride During Congressional Photo-Op

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Rep. Rosa DeLauro(D-CT), wore her ‘Black Sabbath Best’ to the Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi sponsored photo opportunity with the Democratic women of the House to highlight the historic diversity of the House Democratic Caucus in the 113th Congress and celebrate the increased number of women joining the Democratic Caucus on January […]

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Pelosi Threatens ‘Family Business Initiative’ Over Any Fiscal Cliff Failure

Newark, NJ – (SatireWorld.com) House Democratic leader Nancy Pelosi says she’s hopeful lawmakers can come to a deal to avoid a year-end “fiscal cliff” but any agreement has to include tax rate increases for the wealthy. But adds, she’ll make them an offer they can’t refuse…Or something like that!

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Harvard ‘shocked’ over details of massive cheating scandal; Professor Lizzy Warren to chair plagiarism ‘pow wow’ Sponsored by the New York Times and Washington Post

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Harvard University administrators are said to be ‘aghast’ at reports that over 125 students plagiarized a final exam, more than 50 percent of the students enrolled in a course entitled “Political Ethics in the Post Obama Era’ taught by visiting professor enemaitis (sic) William Ayers on loan from the University of […]

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Newt’s Biggest Regret: Engaging in Intercourse with that woman, Annunciata D’Alesandro!

San Francisco, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Newt Gingrich wasted no time in replying to threats from Nancy Pelosi, the former speaker of the House, to reveal ‘double secret intelligence’ garnered from illegal phone hacking involving the liberal bashing Presidential Candidate.

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Study Reveals Obama Has Brought More People To Republican Party Than Anyone Since Reagan

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) A study of voters and political party affiliation by the Houston based Triton foundation revealed that President Barack Obama has brought millions of people (and potential voters) to the Republican Party. These changes in party allegiance are unusual as Mr. Obama is himself a Democrat.

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