ArchivesTag : Nancy Pelosi

BREAKING: POTUS rushed to hospital after serious miscalculation leads to epic fall!

Walter Reed Hospital, MD – (SatitreWorld.com) White House spokes-personage Jay Blarney (sic) admitted under intense questioning by SW Investigative reporter Philbert of Maryland, (POM), that President Obama was taken by ambulance to Walter Reed Army Hospital after ‘a very painful, embarrassing, and possible fatal blow to his legacy as the Deceiver in Chief.’

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Vatican Threatens US Abortion Supporters With Denial of Holy Communion

The Vatican, Rome – (SatireWorld.com) The Vatican’s highest-ranking American said that Democratic House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi of California and other Catholic politicians who support abortion should be denied communion. This would include VP Joe Biden and all the Kennedy clan as well.

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Pelosi Uncovers a North Korean Plot

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) Democratic House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) called a news conference on the steps of the US Capitol building to announce the discovery of a dastardly North Korean plot here in the nation’s capitol.

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SW Reporter Escapes Obama Air Attack in Maryland Parking Lot! Assad still Laughing!

Baltimore, MD – (SatireWorld.com) Satire World investigative journalist Philbert of Macadamia narrowly escaped injury after Obama’s Air National Guard dropped a ‘practice bomb’ in a bar parking lot just as POM was leaving the sports bar after watching his beloved Orioles drop a big one to the Yankees!

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President Obama’s New Slogan, I Can Hear You Now

Washington DC – SatireWorld.com) A UK newspaper reports that the Obama administration, via the National Security Agency (NSA), has been collecting the phone records of millions of Verizon customers each day under a top secret court order.

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White House Coup: Jarrett Assumes Command of Crisis Center As N. Korea Prepares to Launch!

White House Bunker, April 1, 2013 (year of the rat-f****er) Palace insiders are confirming that in the wake of imminent threats from North Korea, backed with support from Iran, President Obama has had what is charitably claimed to be a ‘Brain Cramp’ forcing him to turn over the defense of the country to Dominatrix in […]

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F.D.A. Refuses To Allow Import of Breakfast Cereal “Dingleberry Nut Crunch” Into U.S.A.

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) The Food and Drug Administration issued a release saying that a new breakfast cereal from England, Dingleberry Nut Crunch, will not be allowed to be imported into or sold in the United States. The cereal, which has become a best seller in the British Isles, has a marketing campaign similar to […]

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Rep. Rosa DeLauro (D-CT) Takes Broom Ride During Congressional Photo-Op

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Rep. Rosa DeLauro(D-CT), wore her ‘Black Sabbath Best’ to the Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi sponsored photo opportunity with the Democratic women of the House to highlight the historic diversity of the House Democratic Caucus in the 113th Congress and celebrate the increased number of women joining the Democratic Caucus on January […]

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Pelosi Threatens ‘Family Business Initiative’ Over Any Fiscal Cliff Failure

Newark, NJ – (SatireWorld.com) House Democratic leader Nancy Pelosi says she’s hopeful lawmakers can come to a deal to avoid a year-end “fiscal cliff” but any agreement has to include tax rate increases for the wealthy. But adds, she’ll make them an offer they can’t refuse…Or something like that!

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Harvard ‘shocked’ over details of massive cheating scandal; Professor Lizzy Warren to chair plagiarism ‘pow wow’ Sponsored by the New York Times and Washington Post

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Harvard University administrators are said to be ‘aghast’ at reports that over 125 students plagiarized a final exam, more than 50 percent of the students enrolled in a course entitled “Political Ethics in the Post Obama Era’ taught by visiting professor enemaitis (sic) William Ayers on loan from the University of […]

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Newt’s Biggest Regret: Engaging in Intercourse with that woman, Annunciata D’Alesandro!

San Francisco, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Newt Gingrich wasted no time in replying to threats from Nancy Pelosi, the former speaker of the House, to reveal ‘double secret intelligence’ garnered from illegal phone hacking involving the liberal bashing Presidential Candidate.

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Study Reveals Obama Has Brought More People To Republican Party Than Anyone Since Reagan

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) A study of voters and political party affiliation by the Houston based Triton foundation revealed that President Barack Obama has brought millions of people (and potential voters) to the Republican Party. These changes in party allegiance are unusual as Mr. Obama is himself a Democrat.

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Why Barack Obama Hates Herman Cain’s Success: He Earned it!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Psychologists are having a field day as reports of Obama ‘going mental’ after the spectacular rise of Herman Cain threatens his re election fantasy and which is now being traced to his mixed genes being in conflict!

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Mexican President Blames Lack of Tourism on Citizens ‘Who Have Just Lost Their Heads and Are Hanging Around!”

Mexico City, Mexico – (SatireWorld.com) Mexico’s President Felipe Calderon, who has backed his country’s law suit against Arizona for instituting tough “illegal” alien laws, now says his country’s tourism is suffering due to a nationwide breakdown of law which has led to anarchy.

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Tea Party Comes Of Age As Politicians Scramble To Understand A Grassroots Movement

Ames, Iowa – (SatireWorld.com) Ever since the first Tea Party protest happened just over a year or two ago, the movement and its participants have endured any number of insults — they’re extremists, Tea Baggers, antagonists, racists, etc. One famously misinformed person is ex-House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who dismissed the entire Tea Party phenomenon by […]

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Democrats ‘Free Abortion on Demand in ObamaCare’ Shortens The Wait Time To 12 Months

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) With the arrival of National Socialized Medicine, the Democratic supporters squeaked in a provistion that allows free abortions upon demand for any women who desires one during last years Obamacare debate.

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Guiness Book Lists The Great Orators of the Democratic Party

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Famous Democrat Quotes: 'One man with courage makes a majority.' – Andrew Jackson 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.' – Franklin D. Roosevelt 'The buck stops here.' – Harry S. Truman 'Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your […]

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House Really Did Fall On California Witch, Claims Aide

San Francisco, CA – (SatireWorld.com) ‘Right out of a movie’ would be the best way to describe the events of November 2nd, 2010 that happened to then Speaker of the House and part-time Wicked Witch of the West, Nancy Pelosi. On that memorable Tuesday, the ‘House’ really did hit her squarely on the head, claims […]

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Rumours of US Political Coup as ‘Magic Negro’ Continues to Lose his Mojo!

The White House-(SatireWorld.com) The first sign of trouble for President Obama was when he arrived ‘home’ today and couldn’t get in the White House as no one told staff he was cutting his ‘Spring Break’ short to get back in time for the Sweet 16 basketball finals.

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AMA Issues Warning About Cucumber Dangers In San Francisco. Farmers Threaten Strike!

San Francisco, CA- (SatireWorld.com) – Just when medical authorities thought they had the AIDS epidemic under control in this liberal bastion of vegetarian recyclers and 40 something confused virgin dogmatic loners, the social disease has reared it’s ugly head yet again!

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NASCAR Forced to Accept Gay Driver and Chevy Volt As Congress Approves Funding for US Army Race Cars!

Washington,DC-(satireworld.com) Good news and bad news today as Congress voted to keep military funding in place to sponsor US Army ads on NASCAR Sprint Cup driver Ryan Newman’s car. The Bad News? Nancy Pelosi amendment requires NASCAR to find a gay driver for a Government Motor’s racing version of the Chevy Volt!

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House Really Really Falls On California Witch

US House-(satireworld.com) Right out of a movie would be the best way to describe the recent events that happened to Speaker of the House and part-time witch, Nancy Pelosi. On Tuesday, November 2nd the ‘House’ hit her squarely on the head. Found staggering and cross-eyed, the once-upon-a-time Congressional leader complained that the House she loved […]

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Debt Relief Plan Outlined-US To Give Grand Canyon To Chinese Says Obama

Washington, DC (SatireWorld.com) In a shocking turn-around for American taxpayers seeking national debt relief, Treasury officials announced a sweeping step by step plan to eliminate the nation’s debt held by foreign governments, namely China. The Secretary of the Treasury gave reporters details on the amount of Treasury Notes held by the government of China and […]

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Ancient Fossil Linked To ‘The Omens’ Damien Thorn Found

Washington, DC-(SatireWorld.com) The recent find of a complete fossilized skeleton of a reported to be over 47 million years old. Thru DNA testing the remains has been traced to the Omen’s Damien Thorn’s birth mother, Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi. In the Omen trilogy, the lead character, Damien Thorn, is brought into this world by a sexual […]

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Pelosi’s ‘blinking eyes’ deciphered as secret code sent to UFO mother ships

NSA Headquarters, Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Agents at the NSA have finally broken an ultra secret code that has thwarted the intelligence agency for almost 25 years. The suspect breach of national security was discovered during a Congressional speech that was televised in 1985. The 45 minute speech was given by then Congresswomen Nancy Pelosi […]

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New Healthcare Plan Allows Free Abortions. Speaker Pelosi Looks To Shorten The Abortion Waiting Period To One Year

Washington,DC (SatireWorld.com) With the advent of National Socialized Medicine, Democratic supporters squeaked in a provision in the last moments before a vote that allows free abortions upon demand for any women who desires one.

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